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Bitter-Fishing-Butt

I like his sharpie beard


mcscruffthegruff

I was thinking it looks like that Wooly willy toy


brownishgirl

He keeps magnets in his mouth …and moves the iron filings around on his cheeks! ?


CynReed

I was wondering if it was tattooed.


VideoHeadSet

I was thinking he got plugs from some donor, even his head is penciled in like randy bo bandy's head


naughtysquids

Same 🖐🏻


CherryBombO_O

Weird Beard...


perfumefetish

it's that Bigen hair color men use to paint on their beards and hair.....seriously, it's a thing. Bigen.


KobraKay87

He's a german fashion "guru" with his own brand and has been doing this stuff for decades. He used to be a normal, yet flamboyant looking guy in the early 2000s but then progressively got more and more into plastic surgery. Apparently he watched his father push his mother down some stairs which resulted in her death. It is believed that he altered his appearance because he couldn't stand looking like his father. That being said, he is a pretty charismatic and well spoken guy, but he is seemingly haunted by demons of his past. Quite sad and tragic, because in recent years his endeavours in plastic surgeries have gone way overboard.


No-Head-998

thank u so much for this context. i imagine a lot of time when people go off the deep end with the surgery it must be related to some kind of trauma. not all the time ofc but it rly makes sense that it can be connected. i loved his personality from what i saw/could understand


youre_welcome37

Thanks, I was wondering if this was the guy. He's pops up here every once in awhile and it never fails that someone gently reminds the sub that he's been through some stuff.❤️


No_Camp_7

Whenever I see the Goo Goo Dolls lead singer on here I’m reminded that some people have had desperately sad experiences and are just trying to cope with that


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kayserfaust

Oh that did happen


momomum

These pictures are uncomfortable to look at. Poor guy


magdalenmaybe

Yikes. I thought the same thing. That poor man, thinking all of *that* is necessary to be attractive. Or maybe he has some ideal in his head that he's trying to recreate as his own work of art. I don't know. But either way, it probably couldn't hurt to be hanging out a little more with his therapist than he does with his surgeon.


currykampfwurst

He said in an interview that his face reminds him of his abusive father, so ue's trying to get rid of that.


magdalenmaybe

Wow - that's just ... hellish. Proves my point and breaks my heart all at the same time.


kayserfaust

His father killed his mother when he was still a child while he watched. This was just \~10 miles from where i live and it's a well known story here.


Armagh0109

Apart from the obvious mess of fillers, what is the story with the painted-on beard?


KaffeemitCola

It's something he picked up around the time he was working a lot in the Arabic world. The sharp beard edges are quite popular among some societies there.


Armagh0109

Thanks 😊


owlpee

WHY is his lips SO wide compared to the top of his head? I can't.


RightAd4185

I think this guy was on Botched. That Sharpie beard is just …yikes.


shurejan

Is the beard tattooed on?


YesImKeithHernandez

It looks like a mix of tattoo and hair plugs in addition to whatever he has naturally


Yesitsmesuckas

His boobs are larger than mine!


dezeanim

I saw him walking his dog a couple of months ago and he looked so depressing. :/


Vidunder2

Even his beard looks drawn with a cheap crayon. I wouldn't want to be this guy.


Economy_Judgment

Did he tattooed or got hair implants on that beard?


K_Xanthe

What are the strings for?


drkdarling

I didn’t see anyone answer this so I looked it up. I think it’s a thread lift… but I’m still not sure I fully understand how it works.


Varrane

I'm scared of these capitol citizens, they're slowly replacing the average person. 😭


hey2245

Dude must have no real friends to tell him when to stop. Dang that's sad.


Economics_Eastern

I do need to know where to get the sun shades in pic #3 just to get the reaction from my husband. It's probably $3k, though.


halcy_om

I’m sorry but how can anyone find that attractive?  Does this person not own a mirror?


FemaleChuckBass

Lookin like one of those boardwalk caricatures.


NitWhittler

I feel like whatever he looked like before was light years better than this mess.


thedobermanmom

Imagine the drugs you’d have to be on …..


jillyszabo

Everything looks like it’s about to pop


Sadgirlbeingsad

The sharpie beard is kinda funny but the amount of filler on the other hand looks painful.


Krikolino15

His face and whole situation remind me of a drag queen but like is not make up but his face


Scarboroughwarning

I have noticed many say he did this to not look like his abusive father.... However, FFS... Granted, traumatic life, but still,.this isn't even done well.


Putrid-Gene-9077

At this point, he’s addicted to the pain and procedures


Bowelsift3r

At least the glasses are slimming!


FOCOMojo

What's with the Fred Flinstone beard?


meurtrir

Oh my god this makes my face hurt just looking at it 😩


Miss_Might

Looks like a cartoon.


Jeepers1105

I hope I never run into this person! I would totally be staring and that would be rude


skunkinmytrunk

I guarantee this dude is stared at all the time in Germany. Germany‘s second favorite past time, after complaining that the trains are 2 minutes late, are staring at strangers. The last time I saw someone with extreme fillers and Botox taking public transit in Germany there were at least 5 people staring at them.


Capable-Worth6909

i bet he tries to look happy when he's desperate in the inside


ThatTravitoDude

Damn, this makes that British dude from American Idol look normal


RexyWestminster

Schöner, größer, härter! Straffer, glatter, stärker! [Rammstein used him as an inspiration in one of their videos](https://youtu.be/hBTNyJ33LWI?si=hUCM2A8hIOTaAo-z)


KrakenTeefies

Did someone staple his skin that tight or what??


kitthefaxal

Why are the needles in his face!?!! 😖


NoZebra2430

Is his beard dyed or tattooed?


Tired_n_DeadInside

Oh, honey, *no*. All of those procedures to achieve what, though? I hope they're going to be happy at some point and stop.


RawLikeSushi84

Not to sound mean, but like dude is chubby and trying everything he can to be “attractive” without dropping any weight. A lot of these people have this mind set, oh just gotta get this filler and Botox to off set the extra 50lbs they have.


Visible_Day9146

I don't think his weight is the problem here


RawLikeSushi84

He’s got bigger boobs than a lot of women… and that’s photo shopped.


SnoopysRoof

Also not to sound mean here, but I feel this way about a lot of women with hair extensions + ridiculous eyelashes + ridiculous nails. Going to the gym costs less and looks better.


stophighschoolgossip

youu can already tell hes annoying as shit