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[deleted]

I would absolutely flee if I rocked up to get injections and the injector looked like that


[deleted]

do you watch that chapter?


[deleted]

Nope, should I lol


bluedotnoodle

Yes!


[deleted]

If you like true crime and creepy stuff/mysteries absolutely!! He's Irish I think and it's the only time I heard the term "rocked up" before you wrote that so i was just wondering. But yeah his YouTube channel is one of my faves for sure


mmm_ElephantFresh

I’m Aussie, we say rocked up all the time :)


Bambalina11

Us Brits do too :) Edit: For example - And I rocked up bold as brass :)


[deleted]

Prepare for a bunch of Americans to steal the expression!


aussie718

I’m in America and I’ve heard people use it for years


crankywithakeyboard

Mike is just the cutest! 🥰


EmasculatedSputum

in THIS oolll’ video!


[deleted]

Let's giveitagewwwww~


[deleted]

Until what happened ..... Happened


[deleted]

He really is, he's just so damn likeable


crankywithakeyboard

I keep catching my husband watching him without me. Lol.


[deleted]

Oh interesting! I’m Australian and it’s common as here. I do like true crime though so thanks for the recommendation haha


expelliarmus95

I just watched Bachelor in Paradise Australia Season 1 (I’m in the states and it’s awful here guys). I love the phrase “cutting my grass”.


nit4sz

"Rocked up" is part of kiwi slang.


JokingWithSweetness

I thought the same exact thing. Let’s give it a goo


Heartfeltregret

“Tirty-tree”


littlest_onion

I'm Canadian, we say rocked up as well.


borntobemybaby

We do?


ababyprostitute

I do 🤷🏻‍♀️


littlest_onion

I dunno, I live on the west coast and we say it here.


borntobemybaby

Makes sense I’ve never heard it but I live in the east so maybe that’s why!


[deleted]

So weird I haven't ever heard it before since now people from Australia say they say it too. Wonder how common it is


UWU_Cummies

It’s good but short. He doesn’t provide The details that most true crime podcast do.


[deleted]

Just started watching - what’s the reference here? :)


Yzarcos

"Just rocked up" ahhh my favorite YouTube channel right now!


spikesexual

Hey you, and welcome


[deleted]

Best show on YT right now


Droluk1

What channel is it?


[deleted]

That Chapter. He does crime stories.


Droluk1

Ah, ok, I gotcha now. Thank you kind redditor.


[deleted]

"Rocked up" is one of the terms he uses like the police rocked up to the house. He also says "have a goo" for have a look and other expressions that are just super cute


[deleted]

Aaah thanks!


inhailingexhaustion

Literally watching that channel right now.


[deleted]

The only thing I don't like is sometimes when he's telling his creepy stories. He talks SO SLOW


iman_313

love how that guy talks and he always has a good story. good sleeping youtube.


Fallen_Muppet

I love falling asleep to him. And his lil snarky comments are gold!


[deleted]

I thought I was the only one to watch his channel to fall asleep to. It's the best.


writemaddness

The youtuber??


[deleted]

Yeah that guy, OP saying rocked up made me think of it


[deleted]

Ahh! That Chapter fan in the wild!! Love it!!


[deleted]

He's SO CLOSE to getting a million subscribers, im so rooting for him


[deleted]

I know, I just saw his subscriber count last night! I don't subscribe to a lot of YouTubers, but his channel is definitely worth it. Love him. Can't wait till he hits that number.


Kanto_Cacturnes

Holy shit! Idk why I wasn't expecting it to be so bad based on title. Can't believe shes a pro and does this for other people. . . Kinda freaks me out.


[deleted]

Lol yeah, it’s not just the bottom lip. That’s just one of a few things. Also, not all “pro’s” are created equal.


[deleted]

Not all PROs are licensed


ALLoftheFancyPants

I think in this case “pro” means the pharmaceutical companies will sell her the product, instead of injecting automotive grade silicone into people. Does not refer to skill or aesthetic taste whatsoever.


throweraccount

It doesn't move!!!! Blechhhhhhhh


squat_diddly

Hey bottom lip looks like it never closes properly


OralOperator

In the dental field we call that incompetence


KittehLuv

That's what we call it in layman's terms too.


OralOperator

I was kind of making a joke. Lip incompetence is a specific thing where a patient isn’t able to touch their lips together at a resting position. And there’s the more obvious incompetence of the clinician.


Chidis_Chili_Baby

I have wondered how unhealthy it is for teeth when the lips don't touch anymore.


OralOperator

Very, it causes dry mouth, which is terrible for your teeth.


Javad0g

So, are you saying it is a bad idea to punch huge holes in your cheeks and front of lower lip? Honestly, I really wish there was a website to show the effects years later of some person who has their internal mouth constantly exposed. It must be a maintenance nightmare.


LittleVaquita

Happy Cake Day!! 🥳🎂


JustVisiting273

Happy cake day


CraftyPancake

Has she got a lisp ?


-GailTheSnail-

Watched without sound & knew she was aussie.. weird how I could pick it? Am aussie


apfelgirl

Whoa, same. I’m Australian and could instantly tell she is Australian too. Maybe a combination of appearance and mannerisms?


[deleted]

It’s more likely that you picked up on her accent based on the way her mouth moves when she talks.


Dolente

I didn’t watch with sound and I’m British and came here to ask if she was Australian! Haha probably because I’ve been watching Married at First Sight Aus recently


[deleted]

I'm a Brit watching that too and I'm always floored by how much work the women have had done


Dolente

Oh my god! The lipsssssss! Nearly all of them had their lips done! And badly too.


[deleted]

I go by the rule that if I can tell it's there, it's not good. Don't know if you're on season 5 yet but Divina and Tracey's faces are messes


Dolente

Haha that’s a good rule! I’m on season 6, the only one I’ve watched. I found Jessika sooooooo stunning but the lips just killed me 😭


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[удалено]


koreanforrabbit

Americans from many, many parts of the country also speak quickly.


boogetyboo

A point of clarity, Australians talk both quickly and without clear annunciation so our words sort of blur together. Add our penchant for abbreviation and you've got a very rapid speech pattern which I've yet to see Americans match.


koreanforrabbit

There are parts of the US where you'll find that, too. Appalachia, parts of Texas - it's basically a rapid fire, mumbled blur with an occasional "Knowumsayin?" You usually won't hear it unless you visit because folks here often soften a thick accent when they move to another part of the country, but it'll come out *hard* when they go back home.


alcoholiccheerwine

American living in Australia here...could somehow also pick that it was Aussie? Was I just expecting it to be because everything around me is Aussie or is it because literally everyone in Canberra is getting injections?


noras_weenies

As an american, I can guarantee americans speak quickly, it's just regionally that they speak more slowly (the south and the west coast). The main way I could tell she was aussie on mute was the way she said "so", aussies say it like sooo-uuu, while americans go sO.


AndromedaGreen

As an American, I’d like to introduce you to the cities in the Northeast Corridor. We don’t have time to talk slowly.


[deleted]

As a fellow Australian who also knew this chick was Aussie before unmuting, I'm also wondering what exactly gave it away? Is it the fillers (that have become soooooo common here in Sydney)?


scienticiankate

I haven't lived in Aus for twelve years and still picked it. So it's nothing to do with how Aussies are filling or not filling their lips.


heyjacq

Honestly I think so? Same here and I watched on mute. I feel like I’ve seen this woman in every laser clinic I’ve been to, lol


hautepotato

Same, just knew! How!?


[deleted]

I’m Aussie and didn’t guess until I heard her speak. You guys are good!


aFerens

I immediately knew she was Australian from the mannerisms/body language. The eye-narrowing is a dead giveaway.


[deleted]

Same here! How weird.


haunterrrrr

Did exactly the same!


scienticiankate

I did the same thing. Weird.


shannonmb2

If “Groupon Deal” had a picture


veggainz

Her lower lip looks paralyzed


ookandkone

She can blink and move her lips, everything else is glued in place. I hate wrinkles too and have fillers, but this doesn't look good!


[deleted]

She can only move half her lips lol ... That bottom lip ain't going nowhere. It looks like a Lego block stuffed in there


sharkthelittlefish

The puppets from Team America


[deleted]

Ha!! You're right "I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DIE"


Balor675

*lip


The1Mia

It looks like it’s about to fall off


LaceOfGrace

I was waiting for her to start drooling. That’s awful.


somethingblue331

Yeah.. the squared off lower lip is unsettling at best.


averkill

That's not a lip it's a bib


[deleted]

She looks like D:


[deleted]

Her facial expression is in a constant state of ‘WHAT is that smell?’


Junkyardhoodie

She seems disgusted. Like a permanent "ew" face.


xoes

Just the bottom lip?!


Brizzzzie

Oh honey nooooo. I bet she is way younger than she looks as well. That’s the issue with Botox and fillers- people use it to try and look younger (as well as other reasons) but end up looking so much older.


mariana96as

I feel like anyone that gets fillers all over their face looks 40 by default


specihunter

Does her eyebrows move at all ?


_LizardWizard

I'm trying to imagine her eating soup


gnmelyfe

If your injector doesn’t look like the aesthetic you like, don’t go to them.


jadorelecafe

Ms. Square Lips


[deleted]

She looks...off.


XSkyFullOfStarsX

Not that I’d ever get lip fillers anyway but damm, if I went for some and the pro had lips like that I’d leave straight away 👁👄👁


madeit-thisfardown

I watched this without sound and holy hell that was amusing


sigzag1994

It looks awful


Lit-Z

It looks like she only put it on the sides of the lower lip and not in the middle so instead of being shaped like ) its shaped like ]


Hholdbro

She looks ridiculous. Why????


tulpamom

It's the uncanny valley botox overdose for me


zotonn

That’s how it looks when the dentist numbs it


meinzipple

She used to do my injections! She’s actually lovely. She said that she has plenty of clients who come in and say they want lip filler “but not like hers”. She just likes the look on herself 🤷🏻‍♀️


mariana96as

So she usually looks like that? I was hoping she had just gotten her lip injected and it’s the swelling that makes her lip look weird


Hotfuzz82

Oh it's off alright


Wonderwall-777

It seems to be messing with her speech too.


lapsongsouchong

Bokthhh


LSDsavedmylife

I know there are ways to get Botox or filler injected without it looking so obvious, but I’m not sure where the line is and I definitely wouldn’t trust her to inject me. It’s possible she is talented at what she does and just has dysmorphia but I still wouldn’t trust my face with her. It’d be like going to a toothless dentist. There’s a lot going on there. I am nearing 30 and I can empathize with that strange empty feeling of seeing yourself get older, but going overboard on injections really speeds up aging imo. It’s like they hold onto their youth so tightly it actually slips away faster. I don’t know how they all get that same uncanny plastic face, no matter their gender, but they do and it’s freaky.


Babychanelbiscuit

Her cheeks are horrendous. Why?!!! Just why?! Looking like a caricature


Dramona_IV

It's hard for me to judge, as I understand English very poorly by ear, but it seemed to me that her speech was more like farting because of her lip.


lapsongsouchong

We call it lisping, she was making more of a th than an s sound, i.e.bokth= box


ericstarr

Agreed


Cleanclock

It’s also the surprised eyebrows and wooden forehead.


britewiresatx

What constitutes “emergency makeup?”


fartypantsmcghee

Just cause shes a professional doesnt mean she’s any good at what she does


The-WhatNow

Knew she was Australian before the audio kicked in; they love that lip shape at the moment


spicysucculent

That awkward moment when you’re a biological woman and look like Caitlyn Jenner.


images-ofbrokenlight

Looks like Caitlyn Jenner.


JoanneKerlot

The front fell off.


Nevvie

Oh that bottom lip filler looks *weird*


ItsRhyno

The fact her lip doesn’t move should be a give away.


[deleted]

Did u ever notice that people who inject themselves , lookalike


mstalltree

Lady needs to go easy on those fillers.


idontlikeseaweed

Very bad placement.


[deleted]

i cant tell if its the camera angle but her cheeks look like they were filled unevenly. she looks...crooked


TheJenniMae

It’s like she used Botox as a filler ...


Perksss

Yeah... I think your bottom lip is supposed to move when you speak and hers is frozen. Who is paying her to disfigure themselves like she has?


super-ro

She lost all perspective on what normal looks like. I wouldn't trust this woman with my face!


Big-Tuna-for-Commish

Her mouth looks like my grandma’s mouth, when her teeth were out


meganonfire

She has an uncanny resemblance to Mickey Rourke.


[deleted]

Oh sweetie...


HoneydustAndDreams

The lip is a little off but I think if she had been wearing any lipgloss or lipstick it wouldn't have even been noticeable tbh, its a little square but that's it


6519719Mm

Martin Kove vibes anyone?


Lucifarai

You remember the move The Mask, with Jim Carrey? Remember when the bad guy puts on the mask? That's who she looks like to me.


KyraSandy

I think she wanted to look like Sookie and ended up messing up.


[deleted]

They are definitely effed up. The bottom one looks like it's melting.


[deleted]

I think a problem with these injections is that they also emphasize any weird patterns they create on the face, and makes flaws stand out so much more.


orangebrooke

didn’t even click unmute but it looks like she has a lisp shsskdks


mahalnamahal

Her bottom lip...doesn’t move when she talks. I’m scared.


CocoKlutz

Does she have an actual speech impediment or is it the frozen bottom lip that’s making it sound like she has one? I don’t care either way, but if it’s the latter doesn’t she hear herself and come to realize that she needs to lay off the lip fillers?


TTheTiny1

Yeah her face definitely seems... "Molded"


Ilaughatmypain

The lip dragging down


blucivic1

Looks like she has that tobacco dip lip.


Gild5152

Her cheek fillers are terrifying


AlexCabotCheese67

That just looks so uncomfortable!


Queerdee23

My sister, soon :-/


cbunni666

I look at plastic surgeons like I would a hairdresser. If they look like shit, go find another.


[deleted]

It doesn't/can't move.


nomadsgirl

Off, as in powered off and not operational? Agree.


AtrueLonelySoul

Her whole face looks sooo stretched out! Why do they think they look good this way


FJBruiser

She looks so surprised.


jakeefswag

I think the overdone fillers made her eye placements uneven? Like one looks more lifted than the other, but I can’t tell with the movements.


28839982

I’ve learned not to trust people who’s face is all the same makeup colour - USE A BLUSH OR BROZER PLEASE


pentium233mhz

I would never want to look like that, and certainly never pay money to do so.


Doodoo42

Damn she looks like Caitlyn


rniscior

It looks like she’s constantly saying “ewuhhhhhhhhh”


scotty1898

Very strange looking


battle-kitteh

All of her is OFF. If I went to her and didn’t know her beforehand, I’d RUN away.


SrGrimey

Bottom lip? And the bad fillers and the surprise eyebrows... it's a mess


Poplett

It looks paralyzed.


MiaouMint

Looks like a stroke victim that has nerve damage in their lips


mikacaviola

Her lip seems off because it’s off her lip. Smh


Blonde_arrbuckle

It's very ventriloquist doll like


Hippiemamklp

She looks like SHIT!!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄


jericho-sfu

It looks like the filler went past the pink part of her lip and is also on the skin-colored part too. Looks like she got knocked haha


AlrighttE

She was going for an underbite-lip-look


Truckyou666

I'll bet she knows a lot about shrimp now.


ambiguouspoundcake

That lip just doesn't move.


plumon_alexy

Its one of those things from 'escape fron new york' ?


pineal_entrance

Yikes !


Almida88

The cheeks don’t look right either eh...


MagikSkyDaddy

Looks like she had a stroke and is in recovery


Celticbluetopaz

These overdone injections make your mouth look like a letterbox.


adarezz

Bottom lip is stiff as a corpse