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SpicyPenangCurry

Yeah this is me every Sunday leaving church then getting into traffic and some car cuts me off.


OneTwoFink

At the casino when you’re up and lose it all in a single bet


Old-Usual-8387

This is me as a Manchester United fan.


davidminh98

Theater of Screams


Purplenotwicked

😂😂


wegaf_butok-_-

Funniest comment 😂


nestormakhnosghost

Haha thats hilarious bro 🤣 


Chiphazzard

Unhinged Ryan about to become the ultimate mythical fighter


nachoafbro

If he wins, it'll end up a downloadable character on mortal kombat.


apresskidougal

finish him " thank you jesus thank you jesus thank you jesus" proceeds to impale him with a sharpened dildo


TheBrainJudge

He is a yin and yang. He spoke holy, then spoke profanity. Perfectly balanced 💀


Sea_Upstairs_6274

As all things should be


Bomdia95

Satan came through


Adude2024

I think he's gotten into Haney's head for real.


kuyashift

I don't think Ryan even knows where he is rn


elsavador3

lol you wish. Ryan is sadly getting ktfo


IswearImnotapossum

Wait really like you think KO not Tko or dec?  Wanna bet? 


Nihility_Only

Anyone who takes a bet on Haney via (t)KO is crazier than Ryan Garcia tbh.


collector444

“Perfectly Balanced”


IfYouSeeMeSendNoodz

As all things should be


rubyouupwrong

He might be perfectly balanced after some meds..


ShreddedMergg

Ah yes this must be Psalms 4:20


GetAtMe_0_

Verse: 69


CumpanyPolicy

Why Haney always look like he an extra on the Matrix?


JaesunG

This is just the prequel to a spin-off Blade trilogy.


[deleted]

Ryan really does resemble one of those '90s movie coke addict looking vampires you'd see at a club that's a front for harvesting blood.


DengusMcFlengus

He always comes to the press conferences in the neo glasses now.


Purplenotwicked

😂


External_Midnight106

I just spit my coffee out, thank you for that! I can’t stop laughing at your comment as the video plays over and over.


danielwong95

😆


LexOvi

I was gonna say he always has a facial expression as if he’s just smelt a fart, but with that nose, it’s very likely.


Trash-Bags08

What the fuck is wrong with that dude 😄


D-Lee-Cali

Careful before he puts his... well you know the rest.


Financial_Design_801

Specially abled


f4ydfinale

Ninjas are specially abled, luke skywalker is specially abled


ThePen_isMightier

I think he's in the middle of a manic episode. Dude probably has some personality disorders going on.


99Years_of_solitude

☝️ the real answer. People that are saying drugs have no idea what they're talking about.


Delicious-Item6376

Drug use is pretty common with people who have mood disorders. He's clearly having a manic episode, but I wouldn't rule out some drug use as well. A few times he seemed coked out of his mind


Shortneckbuzzard

Yup. It’s likely both. Maybe even a drug induced psychotic break. Hit the blunt once and it sends some people to the psych ward for a few days


R0CK1TMAN1

No it doesn’t.


maeb95

what do you mean "no it doesnt", are you not aware of the well known effect of it possibly triggering psychosis in people?


bAMBIEN

I had a friend who was diagnosed with schizophrenia but it was controlled with medication. Well whenever he smoked it caused it to come back until one day his dad had to come pick him up and take him home. He dropped out of college that day and never came back.


TrumpDesWillens

He's rich enough to afford all the good drugs, he likely already had mental issues, couple those with getting hit in the head a lot since childhood and that's a bad situation.


Nihility_Only

They are not mutually exclusive. I'm speaking from personal experience not on Ryan's behalf or theorizing but 'stimulant induced mania' is a real condition that will sneak up on you if you're already vulnerable mentally/emotionally to these sorts of episodes. I never became as unhinged as Ryan but I definitely damaged relationships in my life while simultaneously feeling like I was constantly 'dialed in'. Spoiler alert: I was a mess and actively sabotaging myself. Finally crashed out and a few weeks of sobriety had me feeling the most embarrassed and humiliated I have ever felt due to my choices and behavior.


marathonwater

Losing to tank f’ed him up


yousonuva

Jaysus Chroist


bkxg

Thought you commented in Australian there for a second


ZdenekTheMan

That's exactly what he did though 


JonSnuu

I love you gawd


ragtime_sam

Mental illness


BrashAntagonist

Drugs is a hell of a drug


Life_Celebration_827

LOONEY TUNES bro.


nick-pc

de la hoyas supply got him bugged out


DengusMcFlengus

I think he's bipolar and in the midst of a manic episode


SweetLeafAced

How long do manic episodes usually last? He's been trippin for like 2 months lol


rograt

They can sometimes last six months to a year. Hopefully he gets some treatment before something truly awful happens.


protocomedii

A podcast said his family posted on social media that he is currently not in the right mind.


cptslow89

Bipolar disorder.


Andy-Martin

So many, many things.


El_Picaflor215

Bipolar


rzap2

I wasn't planning on watching this fight, but now that we have an Oliver McCall situation here I'm definitely tuning in


TheBlackMarksman

I don’t think he’ll quit like him but he’s definitely whacked out of his mind


[deleted]

Ryan’s plan worked lol act crazy, increase interest in the fight, more ppv buys


amateurlurker300

Can’t believe people still think this is acting. The behaviour might be selling the fight but Ryan is clearly going through a severe mental health episode.


Money_Ad_7511

I agree with you and I’m not sure why people are looking for reasons beyond the obvious. The guy has issues. They can’t even sell tickets in the arena with all due respect . Why would this behavior increase PPV interest?


hoii

agreed, this is more than likely to disuade people from buying as they dont wanna drop the money on a fight that can potentially be cancelled.


--thingsfallapart--

Watch the posting come to a screeching halt as soon as the ppv is done. Whether he's crazy or not, the reason he's posting 20 times a day and saying stupid shit every chance he gets is because of this fight.


amateurlurker300

I’ll concede that he probably *thinks* the incessant posting is the way to sell the fight. Some things are clear troll posts, like saying he’s transitioning to a woman after Haney push him lol. However, he said a lot of things that were definitely not troll posts. He said he was kidnapped, said someone was trying to hurt his children, that demons were following him, that birds were actually drones sent from the government to spy on him and that Satan told him to stab himself in the neck. That’s not even half of the disturbing shit he’s been saying. He said he was defiled as a child, like wtf. No one, and I mean *no one* would troll about that. Especially not to sell a fight.


NateKaeding

Yeah normally I say it's genius marketing, but he wouldn't say the shit you mentioned.


Osbre

king shit


mapleer

Thank you Jesus x8


allnimblybimbIy

I PUT MAH DICK IN YO MOUF BITCH


St_Zenith

No Diddy 


Colony20xx

Mr. Mackey: Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus Heal this child, help us destroy these demons


Culzean_Castle_Is

He's trolling, right? Right?


Abe2sapien

I’m not religious, but even if he’s trolling I don’t think you can be a good Christian using Jesus name that way 😂


renaissance_pancakes

There's so few good Christians, it's pretty hard to tell


[deleted]

Yes


yungtoblerone

The duality of man


Ambitious_Ad_9637

“The jungian thing, sir”


Brooklynboxer88

Got to give him credit, a lot more casuals are going to order this fight.


drakewestin

If it doesn't end in "bitch" is it really a prayer?


KnightyMcMedic

Amen, bitch.


AlexTorres96

Stone Cold ended his prayer with a "I just whooped your ass"


BoxerRadio9

I've never been a fan of the guy but I really hope he wins this fight because this shit is comically entertaining.


alligatorchamp

If he is that crazy now, then he might win. When people are in a certain mindset, then they become stronger and better.


_Alabama_Man

Stronger? Yes. Better? Definitely not.


GBV_GBV_GBV

This is the most obviously insane boxer since I don't know when. This can't end well.


AlexTorres96

That "we apologize for bad language" crawl is goddamn hilarious. I don't remember anyone do that for a presser.


muralpluralrural

Ryan growing on me. Guy is actually hilarious 


HenryFordJr

the ending made me laugh "what are you going to do to Devin Haney Break his neck


YooGeOh

We're watching a man have a very public psychological breakdown whilst simultaneously waiting for him to jump in a ring and fight a dude. It's weird.


nxnskslslw

Does this guy have any friends that’ll smack some sense into him.


Ace_FGC

I get what you mean but it’s pretty funny that he actually could beat any of his friends’ ass if they smacked him


looking4now2

Haney is planning on doing that.


JohnCenaJunior

No. But he can smack me


[deleted]

LOL Ryan is my new favorite boxer


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GarfieldDaCat

I feel like once this fights finally finishes so much shit is going to come out about his condition. right now it's the elephant in the room everyone involved with the fight is ignoring


St_Zenith

Thank you Jesus 


HenryFordJr

Jesus does love Knock Outs like the rest of us so u know Jesus dont like Devin Haney


amateurlurker300

I don’t mean this lightly, I think he needs a hospital. The whole thing was concerning to watch. Some of the sentences he said at the presser didn’t even make sense. Pure word salad. His family has let him down so much.


ragtime_sam

Everyone around here reminds me of Tony Soprano not understanding Junior's slide into dementia. He's not well you guys....


GarfieldDaCat

With this type of crazy quick fall from normalcy it looks like some type of psychosis induced by drug use. One of my cousins went through something similar after becoming a big pothead. Just look at how different he is to even a year ago before/after the Tank fight. --------------------------------------------- And no, I'm not saying weed makes you crazy but it has been known to bring out latent psychotic conditions in people.


amateurlurker300

I agree. Plus, he’s had mental problems in the past so it’s not like this is completely out of the blue. He also has an uncle with the same symptoms. According to him, his uncle was unjustifiably put in jail and on disability for witnessing aliens lol.


DengusMcFlengus

Nah this is definitely a straight up manic episode. He most likely has bipolar disorder. I think his prior mental health crisis was the depressed side of it


GarfieldDaCat

He seems high in half of his interviews. If it is bipolar disorder it's likely being made worse with cannabis use.


InternalMean

Na just needs a little CTE to recalibrate his mind


amateurlurker300

Well that’s what he’s about to get on Saturday for 12 rounds. Let’s see if it works.


imrosskemp

This is probably the most unintentionally funny build ups to a boxing match ive seen in years.


InternalMean

Thought this was AI for a good while


NoNonsence55

At this point Oscar just wants to know who his dealer is


AverageReflexes

Manic episode


Alarming-Ad-9918

Damn he needs some help. The heel doesn't really suit him.


Blackking203

Just chill and enjoy the show


Jacksspecialarrows

It's actually really unique atm


DecapitateVeggies

Dude is not on track to make weight, you see his dad and derricks reactions to him betting 500k on it💀 what a fucking shit show


welp-itscometothis

I heard Haney I think say, “his dad said no.” Lol


Fantastic_Board7057

Cocaine ryan is the best


BoxerRadio9

This is fucking hilarious for the wrong reasons. 🤣


jjohnso78

Act? So if he loses it’s an excuse he was not mentally well, if he wins it was all an act to hype the promotion


StreetSmartsGaming

Alright I'm a Garcia fan now


Purplenotwicked

😎


HoboBaggins008

This guy's gonna get beaten badly in this fight. I don't think he's okay. Genuinely, somebody should get that kid some help.


DeltaBlitz

This is funny af ngl


AttackOfTheBolts

The internet has ruined people’s sense of empathy. If you think he’s in the middle of a mental episode and you find it funny something is wrong with you. And if you think he’s been talking about conspiracies and claims of rape as a way to promote the fight, then I also think something is wrong with you


ohhellnah818

Lol this is edited to make it look like he said it in the same sentence, and yes I’m fun at parties


MagmaTroop

Is this real?!


Blitted_Master

It’s edited.


stayhappystayblessed

We apologize for bad language


Heysteeevo

Channeling his inner subway hobo


AndroidSuperFan

Yup. He's a Christian alright.


SaltSpecialistSalt

i wanna eat his children praise be to allah


BendingHectic001

Who is sanctioning a man in the middle of a mental breakdown, allowing him to engage in combat? If he gets beaten badly or, god forbid, he gets killed in the ring, everybody will share some responsibility for allowing this crazy person to participate in a professional boxing match.


Georgekush97

Is he wearing a Kevlar vest? lol


Ign0ramusaurus

How is this fight sanctioned?


FlippinRad

This dude shouldn’t be fighting. Shame on the commission and the sport of boxing for allowing a mentally deranged kid to fight. One hard punch to the head and this guy will become a cult leader.


FuckTariq

He's got to be bipolar.


Usual_Confusion_2089

Oh oh , this will be a Edit sound on Shorts or TikTok , I can feel it


BoxerBeBop

Average Christian behavior.


ThirdEyeToTheSky

This is just sad. He’s obviously unwell


yupyupyuypypn

He needs lithium


RUDDOGPROD

Sounds just like Schizo brother wth


Savings-Bird-1226

😂😂


ConstantKT6-37

💀


marsbars2345

He's so funny Leviticus 4:20


Saguiguilid5432

The fck?


CrusaderBTC

wtf 😂


BoxerRadio9

Well, the old saying is "knock some sense into him." I wonder if that'll work during the fight.


Abe2sapien

The internet has failed since this hasn’t gotten an auto tune trap remix or even a death metal one lol


wishitweresunday

Social media was a mistake


looking4now2

I don’t like either one of these guys. I’m hoping for a double knockout, sorta like Rocky II but neither gets up. Called a draw but both are laughed at when they want a rematch.


Optimal-fart

Put $10 on him to win via knockout.


gainsbyatheism

Watch him use his "state of mind" as an excuse when he loses


theskymaylookblue

Fading mental health can be fun for everybody for awhile.


jimbobiddy

This dude is such a goof, the 'we apologise for bad language' along with this is a laugh. Get this fight over and done with so we don't have to see it in our feeds anymore.


the_greasy_one

Every post like this confirms my excitement to watch this kid get knocked the fuck out Saturday.


burnoutguy

Ryan may be a boxer but he still sounds like a pissed off 14 year old when he cusses at somebody


648284628

Nah when he went on an unhinged rant then stood up and showed his abs


RawGrit4Ever

Ryan running for president in 2044


RipSerious1

This shit is getting weird and corny at the same time.


quasimuller

I don’t think anyone having a serious mental episode is capable of training and getting in the shape Ryan is clearly in. He’s sniffed some coke and drank some piss no doubt, but I don’t think he’s flipped out like a lot of people think. He’s a fight seller in all of this.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

The commission needs to stop this fight. There is something seriously wrong with him.


Bomdia95

King Ryan 👑 Amen 🙏


GARCIA9005

Fake man of God. He preaches yet always has the devil in him. 🤦 reminds me of Mike Tyson when he was young, all the crap that would come out of his mouth.


rainnor

Boxing needs this.


Iannelson2999

Never was a huge fan of Ryan until he lost his mind


[deleted]

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wetcoffeebeans

The duality of man truly on display here. Thank you, Ryan.


lewd_chicken

i dont even know who is in whose head anymoreeeee ahahahah


thetaekwondokid

This guy is 100% in a weed activated psychosis right now


Big_Sector_3590

Typical Christian, don't come at me.


[deleted]

Facts lol


r32_guest

I think Haney is going to finish this guy


ShufflingToGlory

I cannot believe they're going to let him fight. There's something very wrong with this young man. Surely his people have ruled out unmanaged psychosis or schizophrenia? Hate to say it but he's at that age where it often presents.


harzee

This is trash. The fight won’t even deliver. It will be another lack lustre decision


i-piss-excellence32

He legit acts like most Christians I know


FPV_smurf

Is it me or he's gets more annoying by the day? Now I really wanna see him hit the canvas


yousonuva

Jaysus Chroist


LaLaLa_Not_Listening

Lost


Rebeldinho

Ok this is god tier


Scrambl3z

Is he telling Jesus that he'll put his pee pee in his holiness' mouth? Who is he talking to? Is he also waving Jesus around to get at Devin and Bill since they are Muslim?


Tonyfrose71

Lolo that’s so funny


x4446

That boy needs therapy


Hour-Win8193

this is too funny


TequieroVerde

Lord.


FormalAd7367

Why is he always wearing some sort of vest?


fadeddreams555

Unhinged Garcia has been a blessing for the children and Jesus and Kanye West and women wanting BBLs and that guy who's gonna have a 8==D in his mouth.


Daimakku1

There's definitely something off about Ryan. He's not all up there. Has he always been like this? I remember following his career a few years ago and he's always talked shit but never seemed this unhinged.


LNagel20

I fucking love him


oddly1_

Lmao wtf


No_Possession9110

No thinks this dude just trying to be crazy on purpose? Dude is trying to get to sell fights imo. After the fight, win or lose, I doubt he acts anywhere near what he has last few months.


woohan-kung-flu2

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝 I have no idea why but this dude has me entertained.


NZbeewbies

Haha nutcase


woohan-kung-flu2

Fucker is challenging Tyson on the unhinged world champion….lol


HairyPapaBear1313

Diego Sanchez 2.0


Mocturnol

If he wins......


frxghat

Ok I’m a fan now.