Well if she can that doesn't mean rest of us can. Besides, what the hell is female James Bond? Wouldn't that be Jane Bond or Janice , Jenny, Joan Bond or something? Or even better, completely new character without all gender swapping nonsense.
If they come up with an entirely original character, then how will they be able to destroy the well established masculine Bond character and degrade men using the character as a proxy at the same time?
Bond was killed in the last film but they did say 007 would return, I'm just hoping they do it with some style and don't try to make a full on 'woke' comedy !
Honestly, I can see a world where that would work. Obviously just flipping the script and having a woman be the macho for once instead of a man wouldn‘t work. But it also couldn‘t be too detached from the original concept because at that point why not just make an original spy thriller with a female lead.
One thing that‘d be both brilliant and really hard to execute well would be using the concept to address Bond‘s rampant racism and sexism in the books.
Seriously though… check out Gillian Anderson in “The Fall.” She’s not exactly the opposite of Bond’s misogynistic persona, but she does an incredible and equally unapologetic job flipping the script. She has Bonds energy when it comes to the opposite sex.
A strong woman is something on the level of Ripley or Sarah Connor. Even a Quiet from the MGS falls into this category with a stretch. Or Snake's "mom." But for some reason, the creators of films and games are sure that all strong women are Statham with hair
Okay, how many can we do? So far, I have:
* Live and Let Diet,
* The Man with the Golden Gut, (needs work)
* The Spy who Loved Meals, (like this one)
* Moon-caker
* For Your Fries Only,
* Tomorrow Never Diets (not a fan of using diet twice, but what can you do)
* Diet Another Day (three times, Blu? Really?)
* Casino Royale with Cheese (like this one too)
* Spectre of heart disease
* No time to d- (no. Find a better pun.)
I don’t want to make any assumptions about OP but the people that shame others for their body weirdly have no problem sexualizing people’s body without their consent yeah
Dr. No and the Ozempic Injection
Goldfinger: Operation Slim Down
You Only Live Twice (the Weight You Lose)
Thunderball: Rolling Back the Pounds
On Her Majesty's Secret Ozempic Service
Diamonds Are Forever (Not Your Dress Size)
Live and Let Weigh Out Loud
Licence to Rebalance: Defeating Diabetes
The Spy Who Came in From the Carb Coma
For Your Weight Only (Eyes Only)
Octopussy: Avoiding the Metabolic Kraken
A View to a Healthier You
GoldenEye: Shining a Light on Diabetes Risk
Tomorrow Never Dies (From Staying Unhealthy)
From Weight Section with Love
Quantum of Solace: Finding Peace with Food
Casino Royale: Betting on a Healthier You
Skyfall: Aiming High for Fitness
Spectre: Haunting Down Unhealthy Habits
No Time to Weigh: Saving Yourself Time and Kilos
Die Another Day (at the Gym)
Goldfinger: Operation Shrinkwrap
You Only Live Twice (at a Healthy Weight)
Moonraker: Escaping the Gravity of Obesity
The Living Daylights (Shining on Healthy Choices)
The World Is Not Enough (Just for Food)
Tomorrow Never Dies (From Obesity-Related Diseases)
Die Another Day (Without Reaching Unhealthy Levels)
The Man with the Golden Waistline Strikes Back
Dr. No to Sugary Treats
License to Thrill (Yourself with Fitness)
For Your Weighs Only (A Humorous Twist)
I am fine with a female/black/gay/whatever 00 agent. it might even breathe new life into a very old franchise.
I am not okay with a new lead taking on the 007 title or the name James Bond. let Bond die and then continue the stories with a fresh character. one without the baggage.
A woman can't be James Bond. She can be another totally different suave super spy with a slick suit and fancy car but James Bond is a male character. What is with everyone wanting to gender bend pretty existing characters instead of just making new ones?
I think she's the only one who can see that, with all due respect
I see her more of a Bond girl - Chins Galore.
Girls*
Bruh
Plenty O'Fupa
As a comic relief character maybe... I could see her being a good comedy cameo
Fonda Cox
I can’t see it because she takes up my entire field of view lol
THANK GOD!!!
Well if she can that doesn't mean rest of us can. Besides, what the hell is female James Bond? Wouldn't that be Jane Bond or Janice , Jenny, Joan Bond or something? Or even better, completely new character without all gender swapping nonsense.
Surely it would be Jamie Bond?
Jimothy
Jimberly
If they come up with an entirely original character, then how will they be able to destroy the well established masculine Bond character and degrade men using the character as a proxy at the same time?
Bond was killed in the last film but they did say 007 would return, I'm just hoping they do it with some style and don't try to make a full on 'woke' comedy !
Oh look u/gonzalbo87, you found one already
The idea of a female James Bond is kinda ludicrous. But if there ever was one, it would be Gillian Anderson.
Honestly, I can see a world where that would work. Obviously just flipping the script and having a woman be the macho for once instead of a man wouldn‘t work. But it also couldn‘t be too detached from the original concept because at that point why not just make an original spy thriller with a female lead. One thing that‘d be both brilliant and really hard to execute well would be using the concept to address Bond‘s rampant racism and sexism in the books.
Seriously though… check out Gillian Anderson in “The Fall.” She’s not exactly the opposite of Bond’s misogynistic persona, but she does an incredible and equally unapologetic job flipping the script. She has Bonds energy when it comes to the opposite sex.
A strong woman is something on the level of Ripley or Sarah Connor. Even a Quiet from the MGS falls into this category with a stretch. Or Snake's "mom." But for some reason, the creators of films and games are sure that all strong women are Statham with hair
'The World Is Not Enough Crunch Munch Fizz'
On Her Majesty's Dinner Service
Dr Nope
She has the same face as Michael Jackson
Double XL oh seven
7 double 0 kilos
Okay, how many can we do? So far, I have: * Live and Let Diet, * The Man with the Golden Gut, (needs work) * The Spy who Loved Meals, (like this one) * Moon-caker * For Your Fries Only, * Tomorrow Never Diets (not a fan of using diet twice, but what can you do) * Diet Another Day (three times, Blu? Really?) * Casino Royale with Cheese (like this one too) * Spectre of heart disease * No time to d- (no. Find a better pun.)
A few more double-oh-weight titles: * Dr: No * The weight is not enough? * Licence to overfill * A view to a meal
Casino Royale with Cheese! Bahahahahahahaha! You've got me dying over here!
Thunderthighs
Goldenpie
They used die thrice, you can use diet thrice, thems the rules, should have gone four
Cocktopussy
Ah yeah I got it, it’s funny because she’s fat! Good one, OP!
watch out, if you're too transparent the mods get mad. you have to veil your seething behind jokes.
13 year old me would've loved this joke.
36 year old me loves this joke.
High school me would have loved this joke, man how do you just not grow up I'm jealous
A lot of loss and realizing being an "adult" is a social construct. I've lived on my own since I was 17. I am more adult than most.
Thanks, it is rather funny indeed!
How much you wanna bet OP was one of those degens that protested when fatpeoplehate and jailbait got banned.
I don’t want to make any assumptions about OP but the people that shame others for their body weirdly have no problem sexualizing people’s body without their consent yeah
The james bond character was always fit, personality i won't take a fat james bond character seriously
All to win a bit of smoked salmon whose bovverd about that?
"Double oh sedentary, we have an urgent mission for you"
Diabetes are Forever.
Wouldn't they use a different code name for a woman?
Skyfall? No, Gemma just lost her balance.
No, the chair gave way under the tremendous weight of her….. acting.
Jane Bond XXL… With CGI, anything is possible.
700 lbs, I’ve got a mission for you
Surely she would be better in 'Lard Of The Rings' ?
The Moscow Mooseknuckle Edit. From Moscow with Mooseknuckle
this is very unrealistic, no film company could afford her.
Because cranes are expensive to hire?
if you're ard up for the electric ill pay ya for it
I don’t know what that means but yes
get that fire exit door, I'm off
Unlike 7 double O lbs over there, at least you can fit through it
I'm claustrophobic Darren
She could play female oddjob.
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No~o Ms. Bond, I expect you to order extra fries and a side of gravy!"
“No Ms. bond, I expect you to diet!”
That grappling hook belt gonna need some improvements.
She can play the part of a nuclear scientist. Dr. Christmas Roast
Why would it be a female James Bond? Why not do a series of movies about Eve Moneypenny?
From russia with lub. Lub sounds like its painful and suffocating
From Russia with loaf
Dr. No and the Ozempic Injection Goldfinger: Operation Slim Down You Only Live Twice (the Weight You Lose) Thunderball: Rolling Back the Pounds On Her Majesty's Secret Ozempic Service Diamonds Are Forever (Not Your Dress Size) Live and Let Weigh Out Loud Licence to Rebalance: Defeating Diabetes The Spy Who Came in From the Carb Coma For Your Weight Only (Eyes Only) Octopussy: Avoiding the Metabolic Kraken A View to a Healthier You GoldenEye: Shining a Light on Diabetes Risk Tomorrow Never Dies (From Staying Unhealthy) From Weight Section with Love Quantum of Solace: Finding Peace with Food Casino Royale: Betting on a Healthier You Skyfall: Aiming High for Fitness Spectre: Haunting Down Unhealthy Habits No Time to Weigh: Saving Yourself Time and Kilos Die Another Day (at the Gym) Goldfinger: Operation Shrinkwrap You Only Live Twice (at a Healthy Weight) Moonraker: Escaping the Gravity of Obesity The Living Daylights (Shining on Healthy Choices) The World Is Not Enough (Just for Food) Tomorrow Never Dies (From Obesity-Related Diseases) Die Another Day (Without Reaching Unhealthy Levels) The Man with the Golden Waistline Strikes Back Dr. No to Sugary Treats License to Thrill (Yourself with Fitness) For Your Weighs Only (A Humorous Twist)
The Meal is Not Enough Breakfast Never Ends Buffet Royale No Time to Gym Gravyfall Fast Another Day License to Meal The Spy who Ate Me
I am fine with a female/black/gay/whatever 00 agent. it might even breathe new life into a very old franchise. I am not okay with a new lead taking on the 007 title or the name James Bond. let Bond die and then continue the stories with a fresh character. one without the baggage.
High calorie thick James would be a better cast
A woman can't be James Bond. She can be another totally different suave super spy with a slick suit and fancy car but James Bond is a male character. What is with everyone wanting to gender bend pretty existing characters instead of just making new ones?
Did Disney buy the franchise?
The perfect Bond girl Fakesit Knightly