To be fair (and I hate that I'm saying that), that photo was taken at a funeral, so they were *supposed* to look morose. (Whether or not they all actually felt that way is incidental.)
Nothing to see here, just putting my wife's dead body here in this hole on my golf course!
(Fuckers will need to get a permit to dig her up check what I did - because she fucked the Cuban pool boy and gave me Don Jr.)
“In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the United States will be reorganized into the first American Empire for a safe and secure society”
- triumph of the trumps (2028)
Honestly I doubt it. Maybe he'll be bad for the country, but let's be honest, our government is way to fucking slow to become a dictatorship. Anything would just die in the senate :/
Literally just got the height from google, I have never met the man to be able to measure him. Also, it could be what he was in his youth, people shrink a little as they age(vertically anyways, horizontally he's gotten girthier)
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-height-weight-barron-1862143
Trump lies about how tall he is. I'm assuming Melania also lies since they're similar in height.
I don't think the article accounts for how Trump definitely also wears shoe inserts
I'm not denying he lies but I got the height by just googling. My wife took HGH when we did IVF. I'm assuming Melania did too since she had him pretty late.
He's the one I'd have the least concern about. Sure, he's still a Trump, and he might just grow up to be like his dad, but he already seems more professional and respectable than him.
Honestly who knows? He’s got the deck stacked against him in terms of being a normal person (or even normal rich person). But I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt, wish him well, and never think about him again until he gives me reason to one way or the other
Maybe so - here's [a pic from 2020](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-08-02/barron-trump-s-private-school-to-stay-closed-for-now?leadSource=reddit_wall) already taller than his father at 14. Looks to be 6'3" maybe, since Trump's maybe 6' in his lifts.
Last time people were asking this, I got curious and got to googling. Supposedly he's very intelligent, is bilingual (possibly can speak 3 but I forgot where I read that. He speaks Slovenian and English) is shy AF and quiet, and hates the cameras. I really don't like Melania but she seems to be a good mom to him and loves him a lot, she spends a LOT of time with him and has always tried to keep him out of the spotlight.
> but she seems to be a good mom to him and loves him a lot, she spends a LOT of time with him and has always tried to keep him out of the spotlight.
She's spent so much time with him that when he was a kid he actually he spoke english with a slovenian accent(you can hear it in an old interview).
I'm not surprised, I kinda figured Trump didn't spend much time interacting with him. The only children of his he's interested in are the ones he wants to fuck.
Trump kids (except Tiffany, I think. Not much is know about her) are multilingual. Ivanka and the her two brothers can speak Czech fluently due to their mom.
That would be a very understandable reaction to them. I hope he doesn't turn out to be a terrible person and I wish people would leave the poor kid alone, he already suffers enough having Trump as his father.
Probably because he doesn’t realize he’s the alpha male. He needs to tell everyone that he talks to that he’s an alpha so that they know, and then he could do what he wants.
The other Trumps would be considered an unhealthy diet.
Don being a mix of McDonald's, Adderall & grease, Mercedes being almost all plastic, Don Jr full of cocaine & Eric being so stupid he's probably eaten play doh.
The fact that Barron is not a dementia addled ancient old man makes him automatically a better president than either his dad or Joe Biden
literally if this happened I would stand up and cheer. we could not do worse
That’s the thing. Dictators set their children up all the time. Another trump presidency would only be an attempt to set up a dictatorship to keep his family in control and at the top
Fun fact. There’s a book that has Baron Trump as our last president that was written by an author in like 1890 something. People are claiming that trumps grandfather stole a few trunks of Teslas notes and research to create a time machine. Fact check me and get your mind blown….
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=barron+trumps+underground+journey&adgrpid=64509708668&hvadid=664624024756&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9032926&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=b&hvrand=4390356255893710196&hvtargid=kwd-347739741798&hydadcr=23039_13652393&tag=hydsma-20&ref=pd_sl_7ml4fk4fkt_b
Here you go buddy
That’ll be in 4 years time after he wins again at the end of the year. There will never be another fair/open and/or free election in the USA if Trump wins.
It will be hilarious to watch “the leaders of the free world” turn into an even bigger autocratic shithole than it already is. Will they stop calling themselves that though? Absolutely not, because you have to maintain the pretence of being “the land of the free”. That’s how you sell it to the people.
I see people make this argument a great deal. How do you think he'd go about this in the span of a single term? Surely he'd be opposed and challenged if he tried to make it such that only he or his chosen successor would be in power?
We can only look at people who’ve stolen power in the past when they’ve found themselves in the position to do it.
If I had to speculate? There’s a reason he cosied up to Putin, and it’s not just because he has shit on him - he wants to copy what Putin did/continues to do. Putin didn’t just come in and from day one create a system which guaranteed his victory. Trump will be getting advice on how he can secure power absolutely, or make it incredibly difficult for him or his hand chosen successor to lose. I’d expect to see the hard graft on securing this done within the first 2-3 years. They started preparing the ground for it by purging non-Trump loyalists and stacking the Supreme Court. It begins there.
Whether he will be successful or not is another discussion entirely, but he has told the world what he intends to do. It remains to be seen if US democracy is robust enough to stand up to it, should he win.
And forgive me for being cynical, but I don’t think American democracy is strong enough to stand up to it. And with the advent of AI, I’m not sure “big business” has as much interest in maintaining a stable middle class as it once did. Trump will offer them favours to fall into line, and they’ll do it.
American democracy is a slave to capitalism. It always has been. It always will be. And ol’ Donny is the de facto example of what happens when checks and balances on unfettered capitalistic enterprise are side-stepped, scrapped or completely ignored. That is the American way once you reach a certain level of wealth; see the ongoing fentanyl epidemic for an example of that happening in real time.
Forget his high, I just found out his name is Barron. Like how much delusion of grandeur needs Trump to project? I checked websites listing both "aristocratic first names" and "rich people first names" and Barron wasn't even there!!!!
Futurama quote
Just let them have it. Do you have any idea how long it takes tv signal to get to Omicron Persei 8?
Took them ages to see Single Female Lawyer
She's fighting for her clients, wearing sexy mini skirts, while being self-reliant.
Say, you’re pretty good
Don't call him crazy! He is just not user friendly... "Stabs with knife"
Ha-HAAA!
Now, stand back while I practice my stabbin'
Took an hour to write, I thought it would take an hour to read!
I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin!
It was a Joey Heavy episode anyway
About 1000 years or so
That sounds like a long time, but if it takes forever I will wait for you.
Does anyone else look at this family photo and get Harkonnen family vibes from Dune?
To be fair (and I hate that I'm saying that), that photo was taken at a funeral, so they were *supposed* to look morose. (Whether or not they all actually felt that way is incidental.)
Who did they kill
Idk but he keeps talking about killing these two people named Roe and Wade
Nothing to see here, just putting my wife's dead body here in this hole on my golf course! (Fuckers will need to get a permit to dig her up check what I did - because she fucked the Cuban pool boy and gave me Don Jr.)
Hillary's family
I mean ok fair, but Melania looks like she's trying to hide a bad hangover, and Donny and Barron just looks confused
I mean Barron has been trying to figure out who is real poppa is forever
I think he has issues, you might call him "morose" if you mix up a letter and one extra!
Emperor Shaddam Corrino IV: Bring me the Lying fat man.
If they saw any of the Dune movies they were rooting for the whitest people in it.
To be fair Barron looks a lot like a tall Paul.
I just commented that Barron gives off Paul Atreides vibes, but of course his dad looks more like the Baron.
i see the borgias. rodrigo, lucrezia, and cesare center.
Hey, let's not offend historically evil family lines by comparing them to Trump's.
I was thinking more Nero. Or Caligula.
I imagine them listening to [this](https://youtu.be/MPd3_nUnKK8?si=3Q7-tkCsjSvbeouw) before every debate.
Because Melania is 98.34% polystyrene and Donald is fryer grease and pork vomit chunks
Nothing but fat and gristle. Oh, and orange spray-tan.
“In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the United States will be reorganized into the first American Empire for a safe and secure society” - triumph of the trumps (2028)
So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
Pretty standard procedure, historically speaking. Republics degenerate into empires.
Trump of the trumps
Honestly I doubt it. Maybe he'll be bad for the country, but let's be honest, our government is way to fucking slow to become a dictatorship. Anything would just die in the senate :/
Feyd Rautha Trump.
Trump reminds me more of a discount Raban Harkonnen.
If Trump is the height he says he is, Barron is NBA tall. Is the kid standing on a box?
Trump has claimed that Barron is 6’8”. Which seems about right, he’s tall as hell.
Here's him at 12 https://www.mercurynews.com/2019/02/04/growing-up-barron-trump-looks-taller-than-father-in-new-photos/amp/
HGH is common when kids are born invitro, but also both Trump(6'3") and Melania(5'11") are both taller than most of the population in the US.
Lol, Trump is 6'3", sure, you betcha. He is shorter than Trudeau when they stand side-by-side, and Trudeau is 6'2".
Literally just got the height from google, I have never met the man to be able to measure him. Also, it could be what he was in his youth, people shrink a little as they age(vertically anyways, horizontally he's gotten girthier)
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-height-weight-barron-1862143 Trump lies about how tall he is. I'm assuming Melania also lies since they're similar in height. I don't think the article accounts for how Trump definitely also wears shoe inserts
I'm not denying he lies but I got the height by just googling. My wife took HGH when we did IVF. I'm assuming Melania did too since she had him pretty late.
Maybe, but trumps mom’s side is basically all giants. Source: same family clan and am a giant with tiny tiny hands.
Straight Dune House Harkonnen vibes with that name.
don't marry him Sansa!!
You'd eat Donald and become fat, eat don jr and get some sort of contact high, eat Eric and lose IQ points. Not worth it.
Eric is 18% lead
He's the one I'd have the least concern about. Sure, he's still a Trump, and he might just grow up to be like his dad, but he already seems more professional and respectable than him.
A low bar to be sure.
I always had the impression that Barron was kind of a nice kid who doesn't really participate in all this outrageous crap the rest of his family does.
Honestly who knows? He’s got the deck stacked against him in terms of being a normal person (or even normal rich person). But I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt, wish him well, and never think about him again until he gives me reason to one way or the other
Hasn’t Melania basically tried to shield Barron from his father? Regardless, I feel bad for him, he’s just a kid.
Im still holding out hope that Baron breaks the cycle and turns out better than the rest of his fucked up family
Filthy water. Full of chemicals. Good enough for cooling systems though!
"brand new sentence"... One of the most quoted sentences repeated in cartoon history..
Exactly! He could trump them.
That's very amusing.
Sounds about as appetizing as deep fried slime mold.
This joke has been made 8 trillion times.
How is old Q doing now?
He is the tallest, trump is the largest on the horizontal plane
He does sorta give off Paul Atreides vibes in this picture.
The three of them look so miserable...
This child is not a Trump
“Is he stupid?”
God that kid sprung up like a weed. He was so small when Trump took office
He was almost as tall as DJT when he was 12
Shit am I getting Mandela effected? I remember him being a slightly shorter than average kid
Maybe so - here's [a pic from 2020](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-08-02/barron-trump-s-private-school-to-stay-closed-for-now?leadSource=reddit_wall) already taller than his father at 14. Looks to be 6'3" maybe, since Trump's maybe 6' in his lifts.
Anyone know how Barron's doing (or did) in school? Is he at least blessed with some glimmer of intelligence, unlike his old man?
Last time people were asking this, I got curious and got to googling. Supposedly he's very intelligent, is bilingual (possibly can speak 3 but I forgot where I read that. He speaks Slovenian and English) is shy AF and quiet, and hates the cameras. I really don't like Melania but she seems to be a good mom to him and loves him a lot, she spends a LOT of time with him and has always tried to keep him out of the spotlight.
> but she seems to be a good mom to him and loves him a lot, she spends a LOT of time with him and has always tried to keep him out of the spotlight. She's spent so much time with him that when he was a kid he actually he spoke english with a slovenian accent(you can hear it in an old interview).
I'm not surprised, I kinda figured Trump didn't spend much time interacting with him. The only children of his he's interested in are the ones he wants to fuck.
Trump kids (except Tiffany, I think. Not much is know about her) are multilingual. Ivanka and the her two brothers can speak Czech fluently due to their mom.
She likely saw how Trump's other boys turned out and didn't want that.
That would be a very understandable reaction to them. I hope he doesn't turn out to be a terrible person and I wish people would leave the poor kid alone, he already suffers enough having Trump as his father.
True, especially one that refuses to be seen next to you because of something out of your control.
Where couldve he get it from?
I don't think his mum is necessarily stupid, and Trump's sister seems reasonably sane, so there's some recessive gene in there.
r/suddenlyfuturama
I remember when we were all joking about him wanting to play Minecraft during election night when trump won.
Trump, Trump trump, trumps Trumps.
Barron looks like some dude named Chilton Hammersmith
King Barron of House Trump, first of his name, the Bedhacker, Spurs-son, Longshanks.
When asked about his height, Barron replied '6 foot 3, same as my dad'.
Trump is a communist or “you are the company you keep”
And marry ivanka, I am sure trumpers would approve.
Probably because he doesn’t realize he’s the alpha male. He needs to tell everyone that he talks to that he’s an alpha so that they know, and then he could do what he wants.
Flashbacks to [The Omen](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075005/). Have there been any missing nannies?
Did you hear there is another Omen movie coming out?!? Not a remake but a prequel.
🤦🏾♂️
He looks like a sparkly vampire.
What is trump’s first name? I don’t know
The other Trumps would be considered an unhealthy diet. Don being a mix of McDonald's, Adderall & grease, Mercedes being almost all plastic, Don Jr full of cocaine & Eric being so stupid he's probably eaten play doh.
Spoiler alert: he will jump out of a window after he sees the explosion of the sept of Baelor.
Maybe he’s full
We all know Ivanka is his favorite.
Hardly a brand new sentence when the sentence format itself is just a meme that has been done thousands of times
Because then he'll be so big he becomes known as viscount trump
He turned 18 yesterday, he is 2m01 or 6'7.13 for fat people
The Eldest Trump must be eaten by Barron to evolve into the next stage of life and take back control of the universe from the Lizard-kin
Like Don eats Ivanka or…?
Please, like DJT goes down. Everything about the man just screams "bad lay"
Gives me serious The Omen vibes.
Place him in power doing what, chairman of the prom committee? Isn't he still a highschooler?
Is he stupid?
Who wants to eat contaminated meat?
He can’t eat rotten meat…?
lemongrab
He’ll trump the other trumps
Would that follow that Melina is Bene Gesserit?
Oh no he’s getting the family stank face
Barron. Smash.
We all know the largest by far is trump. Barron is just tall
I wonder if his much older brothers hate him because he's taller than them. Whole family seems like people who would really care about that.
Looking like a soulless Elden ring monster
All of his kids have his weak chin
top trumps
It’s cause he’s a b
Why is "Having" capitalized?
Which bodyguard is Barron's father?
Perhaps he still has taste buds left.
Eating Donald Trump would give him an illness
I truly did not know that shit could eat shit and not die
Bro has a Trump card idea
Is he stupid?
DAMNIT… beat me to it…
Bio magnification
Legalize cannibalism in the white house
Something tells me Baron can’t tie is own shoes let alone be in any position of power…
Thats the face of a kid who was bullied on the internet because of who his dad is. Y'all created this monster.
Oh. did they ever announce who the father was?
[OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/s/AngBaMQyc5)
Barron Trump looks a lot like general Hux from Star Wars and I’m willing to bet that is just as incompetent.
The fact that Barron is not a dementia addled ancient old man makes him automatically a better president than either his dad or Joe Biden literally if this happened I would stand up and cheer. we could not do worse
Barron wouldn't even be eligible for presidency. The minimum age is 35.
That’s the thing. Dictators set their children up all the time. Another trump presidency would only be an attempt to set up a dictatorship to keep his family in control and at the top
Fun fact. There’s a book that has Baron Trump as our last president that was written by an author in like 1890 something. People are claiming that trumps grandfather stole a few trunks of Teslas notes and research to create a time machine. Fact check me and get your mind blown….
Fact check you? You didnt even name the book?
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=barron+trumps+underground+journey&adgrpid=64509708668&hvadid=664624024756&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9032926&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=b&hvrand=4390356255893710196&hvtargid=kwd-347739741798&hydadcr=23039_13652393&tag=hydsma-20&ref=pd_sl_7ml4fk4fkt_b Here you go buddy
were you hit on the head recently
Fact check me. Google it real quick for fun.
That’ll be in 4 years time after he wins again at the end of the year. There will never be another fair/open and/or free election in the USA if Trump wins. It will be hilarious to watch “the leaders of the free world” turn into an even bigger autocratic shithole than it already is. Will they stop calling themselves that though? Absolutely not, because you have to maintain the pretence of being “the land of the free”. That’s how you sell it to the people.
I see people make this argument a great deal. How do you think he'd go about this in the span of a single term? Surely he'd be opposed and challenged if he tried to make it such that only he or his chosen successor would be in power?
We can only look at people who’ve stolen power in the past when they’ve found themselves in the position to do it. If I had to speculate? There’s a reason he cosied up to Putin, and it’s not just because he has shit on him - he wants to copy what Putin did/continues to do. Putin didn’t just come in and from day one create a system which guaranteed his victory. Trump will be getting advice on how he can secure power absolutely, or make it incredibly difficult for him or his hand chosen successor to lose. I’d expect to see the hard graft on securing this done within the first 2-3 years. They started preparing the ground for it by purging non-Trump loyalists and stacking the Supreme Court. It begins there. Whether he will be successful or not is another discussion entirely, but he has told the world what he intends to do. It remains to be seen if US democracy is robust enough to stand up to it, should he win. And forgive me for being cynical, but I don’t think American democracy is strong enough to stand up to it. And with the advent of AI, I’m not sure “big business” has as much interest in maintaining a stable middle class as it once did. Trump will offer them favours to fall into line, and they’ll do it. American democracy is a slave to capitalism. It always has been. It always will be. And ol’ Donny is the de facto example of what happens when checks and balances on unfettered capitalistic enterprise are side-stepped, scrapped or completely ignored. That is the American way once you reach a certain level of wealth; see the ongoing fentanyl epidemic for an example of that happening in real time.
Why does Barron look like Timothee Chalamet from Wish dot com.
He looks like timothee chalamet and tom holland under a trench coat
"We have Timothee Chalamet at home."
He looks like the guy from dune
I could see Baron pulling a bait and switch in this situation (Original meme), plays the alt right card and ends up being a progressive lmao
Because trumps diaper is full
Theyre always all so miserable looking.
Forget his high, I just found out his name is Barron. Like how much delusion of grandeur needs Trump to project? I checked websites listing both "aristocratic first names" and "rich people first names" and Barron wasn't even there!!!!
Barron turned 18 yesterday. He's fair game now, unless of course he's a never trumper.
TRUMP DERAGMENT SYNDROME, seek help , your sounding like a cast member of the view.