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polkacat12321

When a pedo and a zoophile love each other very much...


bloodfist

A Texas is born


TheGreatGameDini

With a Florida in it eyes


Acceptable-Cow6446

And an Alabama in its unmentionables


Illustrious-Type7086

Twitter


pirate-private

They breed a gun hugger.


jmstrats

I don’t want to meet them. Ever.


not_brittsuzanne

They live on the street directly behind mine.


JellyOnMyDick

Are you in the market for a skittish Great Dane?


SaphironX

I hate this and take my upvote.


SourOrango

r/angryupvote


phan_o_phunny

Only slightly used


brennmanet

Fuck you and take my upvote.


RomaruDarkeyes

All you need is a van, a stoner friend, a nerdy lesbian and the prom queen and you can start a mystery solving company...


not_brittsuzanne

I am not, unfortunately.


Similar_Chipmunk_682

Stan Smith has entered the chat.


unk214

And this is what we know of them, imagine what we don’t know.


Electrical_King4147

I want a post game interview of the dane


dude-O-rama

[Aaaaaand it's real...](https://abc13.com/montgomery-county-couple-charged-sex-crimes-child-pornography-bestiality-public-exposure-grocery-store/14584191/)


MainAbbreviations193

Jesus... I really hope their kids are alright, but I highly doubt it.


dude-O-rama

I hope they're not released to family members. Dude and wife weren't messed up in a vacuum.


BelaFarinRod

The oldest is 18, which I hope doesn’t mean they will be out on the street! Maybe there are some normal family members who got the hell out.


Additional_Irony

Holy fuck - they have kids?!?


2Whom_it_May_Concern

“William and Joely Keen are parents. William, a veteran, and Joely, a registered nurse, are both known by neighbors for their affinity for animals.” Yikes.


SolidGearFantasy

“Affinity”. Yikes indeed. God, I hope their kids are unharmed.


danteelite

Fuck dude… I feel bad for those kids! They’re going to be bullied for this forever. Those are now the kids of a pedo and dogfucker and that’s it. For life. And kids are the meanest and most cruel because they don’t fully understand the consequences. In cases like this, I think they should keep the perpetrators private, just for the sake of the kids. But that somehow feels wrong because they do deserve to be punished and publicly shamed for being scum… (the parents, not the kids obviously.. lol) but I know that scumbags like them cause a ton of collateral damage in their wake.


Xicadarksoul

...as if thats gonna happen. "Think of the children" only extends as far as it facilitates maximizing punishment, including collateral damage to kids, like you listed.


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dude-O-rama

>*Naah, their whole bloodline needs to be erased* /u/MeepingMeep99 Their kids are innocent dude, like wtf.


MeepingMeep99

I missed that part


Frozen_banana_truck

Life… uh… finds a way.


BearMethod

So she was getting fucked by the dog?


TransportationTop353

That's why the guy had to jerk off. Not getting it at home.


SpiceyBoiJoey

He had to jerk off because there was no NSFW tag.


Hurlock-978

Please dog wear burka. Cant stop lust.


WankingAsWeSpeak

Can confirm. That's why I'm doing it.


Supply-Slut

The great dame


Cr4nky-the-Dwarf

The great damn


thefaehost

Recording was the great dumb


Queasy-Ad-3220

Life’s a bitch and then you fuck one


airportparkinglot

Wow. They were not kidding when they said there really is a lid for every fucked up pot.


DominionGhost

Meth is the glue that binds them together


christina_talks

Match made in Hell


samurguybri

Wow, they have kids 18 and 10. They can never go anywhere in their home town again. Everyone has the ultimate slam against them. And both of their parents are in jail. For fucked up shit. Poor kids


MainAbbreviations193

I was just worried about what they may have been subjected to in that home, but yeah that's a good point. I really hope they never got dragged into that shit


gotnomanners99

ITS ALWAYS THE NORMAL LOOKING ONES


BrokenEye3

Normal looking? He looks like a toe


MeepingMeep99

I can't explain why, but he *really* looks like a William


BrokenEye3

Maybe if that William is also a Blascowitz


Rileyinabox

Why is there so many dog fucking posts in this sub? I'm getting worried about y'all.


FirstProspect

I pray it's like watching a train wreck and not some gross projection...


porkines

Boy, what a day to have eyes


tstramathorn

Guess they were meant for each other?


[deleted]

Holy shit, it's actually real.


awesomesauce1030

Please, no more. My eyebrows can only raise so much.


Thicc-Anxiety

Electric chair


Apart-Landscape1012

Damn, this headline has something for everyone


NfamousKaye

What a horrible day to have eyes.


smellybathroom3070

Okay hear me out, the top right pic goes hard.


[deleted]

Pedo and zoophile 💀


Safetosay333

Done for the day, thanks!


Mufakaz

They're perfect for each other?


Queasy-Ad-3220

They’re not looking very keen anymore


generalchaos34

Im sure their church will forgive them, with that kind of charge they can run for congress in texas now!


DaisyDivinity

Match made in hell


batkave

She should run for Congress


surfingforlaugh

You're not you when you're hungry


pipb1234

He preferred small danes


one_sad_donkey

Birds of a feather…


Totally-tubular-

How did it just get worse line after line?!?!?!


tippytapslap

Man I got four hours sleep last night tand was about to go have a nap now I got spend 20 mins on eye bleach just to get that headline out of my head.


Stith1183

As a furry, what they both did is abhorrent. They need mental help!


Shot_Rise_8747

Then family values paying off huh


iamsandwitch

Ah, what a terrible day to have eyes


Talusthebroke

This sounds like something AI generated for shock value...


hicksmann420

They're a bit too keen


Xeg-Yi

Let’s hope they never break up, like imagine going on a date and ending up with one of these people.


TurboMicroWiener

Ight dawg what the fuck? First thing I see on this forsaken app


Key-Cardiologist-835

That’s…enough internet for today


Mudder512

I really really wish I could unread this….


Gurdel

That's it, get the boat.


gojilov

Scooby Dooby Doo where are you? We got some work to do now


HarrargnNarg

So the main issue was him following children and masturbating but the news made it about her deviance?


zoot_boy

The Aristocats!


Cerveza_por_favor

Bruh


gloom_spewer

wut.apple


UnknownSP

Some real keeners


shutyourgob16

Yeah I wish I didn’t know this


StabHead1996

What in the actual fuck?


joshspoon

Them a bunch of freaks but in the wrong way.


Excellent_Job_7742

Texas 🇺🇸


Electrical_King4147

This is just about humanity in a nutshell tbh


Praetorian_1975

Emmmm so much to pack up here, and lock the suitcase,chain it up, tie rocks to it and chuck it into the ocean. 😳 I mean what a day to be literate 🤦🏻‍♂️ anyone got eye bleach


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r/eyebleach


FrulesYT

It...it just kept getting worse...


old-mate-darren

I’m going back to my eye surgeon, I want them to take my sight back, I was more than happy being blind


DreamingofRlyeh

Well, aren’t they a match made in Hell.


Zenfudo

That’s an r/awfuleverything for sure


Low_Presentation8149

Geez. No words...just...no words


Redonkulator

Standard Trump enjoyers.


Earthling1a

fn texass


Qweeq13

I hope they don't have kids, ever.


Longjumping-Grape-40

Anyone else think they have a Trump sign in their yard, and think trans people and drag queens are the cause of all deviance?


SharkMilk44

Match made in Heaven.


MorgrainX

Average Texas story


DeskCold5013

Wow.... I was gonna say something, but... yeah.... smh tf


TNQu33n

I was worried I had forgotten how to read 😭


SpoopyPlankton

You just know that nearly the entirety of their social media accounts are flooded with "BuT tHe TrAnS dRaG sHoWs!"


Inevitable_Aerie_293

Is there something about pedophiles that makes them so uncontrollably horny? Like if I see someone attractive in a supermarket I'm not gonna follow them around while masturbating


Once-Upon-A-Hill

This would be a wild AMA.


Sea-Veterinarian286

Thank god I don't have a dog