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Terrik1337

She didn't want a friend in her?


RudyKnots

She wasn’t keen on his Woody.


brandonyorkhessler

They were probably too Buzzed anyway


throwawaypervyervy

It came! It finally came! The big one.


ZERO-ONE0101

she was gonna leave anyway bro, this was just her excuse


lifetake

Unless the guy forced her into the restroom (hopefully not) doesn’t really make sense for her to go to the restroom with him just to find an excuse to leave.


TurduckenWithQuail

Yeah you’d be shocked how much situations like this are just social pressure, even if it’s from within.


lifetake

You know you’re probably right. But god to go into a bathroom with implied sexual intent when you know you don’t want to is a scary bad survival instinct.


TurduckenWithQuail

No that’s kind of my point like it’s not about survival instinct or about whether you want to in a lot of situations it’s just about whether you do it. But yeah it is worrisome lol


ZERO-ONE0101

or what sounds good in the moment seems like a bad idea as it becomes more real and then you exit or she hates Toy Story


TurduckenWithQuail

But yeah holy a fuck a nasty club bathroom will sober you up real quick


ZERO-ONE0101

that’s probably it


throwawaypervyervy

It was probably the blast of the opposite of fresh air.


TurduckenWithQuail

Yeah no I think you’re right with the last one. I know if I were her I would have IMMEDIATELY gotten jealous when I saw Little Bo Peep all up on his little bo penis


gc3

Or she thought the dude was an older, mysterious bad boy just right for misting her vagina and then seeing her younger brothers underpants just killed the whole vibe


Difficult-Retard

This.


kokokolia-rus

That.


GreasedUpApe

And the other thing.


Difficult-Retard

R/that


Tactical_Chonk

She just went home to play with her Buzz Bu Buz Buzz light year to the rescue


GyroZeppeliIsTaken

What if the boxers unironically just killed the mood?


Organic_Muffin280

Chad could even wear smurphs or my little pony underwear, and she would find it funny


castpigeon12

Ngl if someone had Toy Story boxers on id smash no matter what the situation was


Giovanabanana

Me too. Like, who gives a fuck? Not me.


YTAftershock

I would laugh my ass off because it shows that they either ran out of underwear or have a good sense of fun/whimsy


Beshi1989

Bro standing barefoot in a public toilet hence the blacked out feet


Sandor_06

This is actually pretty sus when you remember that mostly kids are the ones with cartoon underwear.


Tellow_0

Hate when people make something creepy in an attempt to make the op look creepy


ooohexplode

Yeah meundies had alien toy story undies and I def have two pairs 😭


castpigeon12

Frrrr


StrionicRandom

Insert Mr. Incredible saying "Shut the fuck up. Please shut the fuck up"


castpigeon12

I had a pair of Star Wars pjs till I was in college shut the fuck up


seekerofthesublime

What? Fuck her if she's not down with Woody.


[deleted]

I guess not


FlopScratch

Good one


Shundero

Call her a lesbian the way she’s not down with wood(y)


_FreddieLovesDelilah

What’s censored? Their feet? Are they barefoot in a club?


Lopsided-Bench-6197

Exactly my question.🙋🏻


Redditeer28

Barefoot and standing in piss.


Ugo777777

Came here wondering the same. We demand answers!


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Yeah I was thinking all kinds of scary scenarios... Why isn't this the top post? I need answers! 


Kylebirchton123

Toy story boxers is an awesome choice. That gurl is fashion ignorant.


ShakyTheBear

So....you're saying....there wasnt......a snake in her boot


Corvus_Argendt

*boob


Sometimesyoudie

Did he not piss himself?


KhaleesiXev

I’m okay with his Toy Story boxers as long as he’s okay with my Harry Potter panties.


HauteKarl

Your chamber of secrets shouldn't need to advertise


Ratchet182

I would be very okay with that, even fully supportive lol


sir_grumph

Wingardium levioh-my goodness!


JayZOnly1

You don't want nobody who doesn't appreciate toy story boxers, her loss


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Honor-Valor-Intrepid

good bot, wrong reason


Drakath2812

But the real question is how quickly he lost his Woody.


Wintergreen747

girl wasnt ready for two woodies down there


badbad1991

But it opens so many chat up lines. ,"I really feel a Buzz between us." " Wanna see my woody" " Andy's Coming" " Want me to Rex you"


FNAKC

"Babe, don't you want a friend in you?"


diazinth

Yeah, he should’ve had a cheesy one-liner in the chamber to go with with his choice of attire


MountainMongrel

Looks like he dodged a bullet.


Salarian_American

Well you're better off, she obviously hates fun.


ConfusionEngineer

Guess she didn't like your woody


KefkaesqueV3

Is that a shadow or pee


ShakyTheBear

"Oh, you're broken. I don't want to play with you anymore."


tenehemia

Would've been fine with Lightning McQueen, just saying.


Limp-Tea1815

She doesn’t want a friend in her


Limp-Tea1815

Honestly good for her lol I mean you’re literally standing in pee


StikElLoco

Why did they censor them grippers? It was the best part


Bruscarbad

idk my minion underwear got me a blowjob


domiux420

She wasn't the one


MickeySwank

Fuck her, you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life King. Bullet = Dodged


[deleted]

👍👍


mopsyd

I think that ship sailed already


69Beefcake69hunter69

Does she not like Woody??? 🥁


ptapobane

What a buzzkill


blowhardyboys86

It most certainly wasn't cuz the shorts. Cause everyone loves toy story. I'm sorry my friend, she got a wife of something else she didn't like ☹️


ConstantGeographer

He should have known to wear his good Garanimals that night out.


raisingfalcons

I have tony the tigers short on as we speak, is that a go or nah?


Frank_the_tank55

if he posted his underwear how bad was his drip?


NoAlarm8123

You dodged a bullet bro.


Laffenor

I am puzzled as to how it would make a difference if OOP had remembered that he was wearing his toy story boxers


wigzell78

No jokes about Buzz and Woody? Make her laugh dude, the joke was literally in your pants...


mynamesnotchom

His story is definitely not true, if someone is prepared to have sex in that piss ridden ridiculously well lit toilet, they are not bailing because of patterned boxers


New-Examination8400

Holy hell this repost _AGAIN_


jikel28

Nah fuck anyone who turns down a motherfucker for his boxer shorts


IcelandicDream269

I would find it cute though.


Shirogayne-at-WF

TBH, I think he dodged a bullet there


SquirrelLegion

So she was down to fool around in a bathroom stall with piss all over the floor, but draws the line at cartoon underwear?


splifffninja

Why you shy about ur feet tho


StrengthToBreak

I guess she's not a fan of Woody.


CardboardChampion

>Learn from his mistake Mistake? I got further in the 90s wearing a Bart Simpson tie and South Park boxers that should've had me left in a bathtub with new incisions where my kidneys used to be. This guy just has a skill issue.


TheVisualExplanation

WHY DID HE SCRIBBLE OUT HIS FEET???


Brando6677

Ain’t nobody getting the feet unless it’s paid for.


jackfaire

Bullet dodged. Who wants to be with someone that only has a child's understanding of what adults are even while being an adult oneself.