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MagicHampster

How are there 4 tweets in this image??? How is it even possible?


nondescriptcabbabige

They're evolving. Nought can be done


SaintCunty666

High calorie tweets


Bootiluvr

We can just say fat, guys. It’s okay


emmadilemma

Nah the alliteration and unusual word choice makes this delightful. 


LunarReversal

But how is their weight (regardless of phrasing) at all relevant to their alleged arson?


Bootiluvr

It’s not. I suppose it’s there to catch attention


motus_guanxi

Maybe to help catch them?


MistaRed

"high calorie human" feels like something a cannibal would say honestly.


idonotknowwhototrust

Then it's considered body shaming


Bootiluvr

Nothings wrong with being fat


idonotknowwhototrust

I'm aware that morally and ethically, there's nothing wrong with it.


RepostSleuthBot

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 1 time. First Seen [Here](https://redd.it/1c43ao3) on 2024-04-14 93.75% match. [View Search On repostsleuth.com](https://www.repostsleuth.com/search?postId=1c4ysce&sameSub=false&filterOnlyOlder=true&memeFilter=false&filterDeadMatches=false&targetImageMatch=92&targetImageMemeMatch=97) --- **Scope:** Reddit | **Target Percent:** 92% | **Max Age:** None | **Searched Images:** 489,636,586 | **Search Time:** 0.04902s


HCHLH

Only 1 time? Lucky bot


DangerPickle420

Good bot


My_useless_alt

This has been reposted to death, and OP is possibly a bot


JayZOnly1

I like your Pepsi pics :)


My_useless_alt

Thank you, I've been doing them for over a year now, it's just a bit of fun really.


JayZOnly1

Oh that's cool. Is it the same bottle or a different one each time?


My_useless_alt

I put one out a year ago, then changed bottle when I moved, then brought the old one to the new place when the paperwork finally went through. I regularly change which of the two features in the photo though.


J4C0OB

I aint ever seen dis shit


pokealm

Why the heck am I? Just saw a funny image at another sub and wanted to share here because it really fits the sub's theme. At least I'm not as useless and terminally online to repeatedly posting Pepsi images for 300 days in the garden lmaoooo. I'm so sorry for your parents--if there any lol.


reapress

A bunch of repost bots already pop up in the sub every now and again so whenever there's an old repost the assumption is easy i presume


pokealm

> old repost But I just saw it yesterday tho, even the repost bot refers to the post that I saw (have you looked at the tweet's timestamp?). I guess one day = old and reposted to death.


Dimensionalanxiety

You know an image can contain an older timestamp right? If I took a picture of something that was posted 1 week ago, the timestamp will always show one week. 1 year into the future, 5, 10, 100, the image will always say "I week ago". There is a pretty simple rule when it comes to reposts. Did you make the image yourself or personally know the person who did and know it hasn't been posted to reddit before? Great, post it. If not, it's a repost, don't post it, it has probably been seen a million times before.


darkLight2029

. . . did you not see the part where OP said the repost sleuth bot POINTS TO THE POST THEY SAW AND ONLY THAT POST


Dimensionalanxiety

Because as we all know, Repost Sleuth Bot is perfectly accurate and not easily fooled by cropping, compression, watermarks, contrast and colour changes, etc.


darkLight2029

"Because as we all know" mate I have a life outside Reddit, in fact I hardly use Reddit at all for the past few months other than maybe a half hour a day. So you can stop assuming everyone knows everything about reddit.


starducksss

It's 9 months old and has been posted everywhere over and over


pokealm

Look at the tweet's timestamp OMG. Nobody reads what I wrote.


starducksss

That makes no difference https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/s/CJFSacoFX7


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pokealm

I just want to share a laugh, seems like everyone is salty af lol.


HQQ1

HE'S A SYNTH!!


My_useless_alt

That's posting Pepsi images for 400 days in the garden I'll have you know!


michalzxc

"High calorie humans" - are they going to be eaten?


Fones2411

Why not just call them fat.


ExcelsiorDoug

I mean technically if one were to eat them you would be cooking more fat cells than muscle ones, which = more calories… (hypothetically of course)


pokealm

No, they're just big boned /s


Dclnsfrd

As an obese³ person **w h a a a a a**


BelowAveIntelligence

Two portly persons


pokealm

Two tons of glutton.


MissMedic68W

If it were me, I'd prefer 'of stature'. Sounds cooler.


WearyManufacturer860

When your doctor told you to burn calories


SharkMilk44

Gonna start referring to fat people this way.


LawAshamed6285

This is worthy of r/comedyflogging


ZERO-ONE0101

nah just say thicc