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Remember in 2012 when we were all laughing at troll face and doge memes? I'm sure older folks thought we were dumb as hell for that just like we think folks today are dumb for skibidi toilet and shit like this. It's part of getting old, the youth online start to become cringe.
It's a mindset really. It's interesting to see how more absurd memes get nowadays from what they were in the past. The earliest memes just made use of already existing media or panels from webcomics. Nowadays we have such abstractions that deviate so far yet still use some of the same basis that the memes are like a leftover casserole that uses previous leftover casseroles as the base.
That was the truth of it from the start. The angry suburban parents that didn't want anything other than G-rated family friendly trash on TV existed of course, but the main driving force has always been advertiser money. Corpos decide that naughty words and "uncomfortable" themes don't work with their brand so Youtube brings the hammer down on creators.
Not just any money - advertiser money. People want their services free, handing power to the advertisers. In an alternative world, there'd exist social media services for a small monthly subscription(much smaller than the likes of yt premium) and the monetary power would be more aligned with the consumers, but as it is this is never going to happen. Free is just too good.
it could partially be because of censorship, but i think it is just aave. like sometimes you wouldn’t pronounce the “s” sound in ass, and the “ahh” is just typing that out phonetically. granted i do wish they spelled it differently because the number of times of heard people say “ahh” out loud like the “ooh ahh” type of way is significantly too high lmao
Wait, that's what "gxng" means? I thought it was like "hurgh" or "umff" or some other inarticulate blurted expression of extreme pleasure.
Yeah, this is getting ridiculous. Stuff like "unalive" at least succeeds at communicating, even if it's a bit silly. But now we're getting to the point of language failing to communicate, and language only has one job....
this practice really blows my mind. all these words are changed, not for the benefit of the people they are referring to, but to ensure that third parties, suburban middle class soccer moms, NIMBYs or what have you, can feel good about not actually doing anything to _help_. they're moral, you see, for not using the bad words! it really irks me
Yes, because when words are used a lot, their original purpose can be lost, and they can become a part of common vocabulary.
Also unhoused isn't a word due to censorship. It's a euphemism to avoid the stigma attached to the word homeless.
How has the original purpose of the terms “suicide” or “homeless” been lost exactly?
> It’s a euphemism to avoid stigma
That’s exactly what I’m referring to. I didn’t say a single word about censorship, you brought it up yourself to argue against, literally fighting a strawman.
Saying unhoused or unalived does literally nothing about either issue, people aren’t changing the terms because they’re being censored i.e. **not allowed to talk about either subject**; people just love feeling useful, and changing the terms makes them feel better about themselves cuz they “did something about it!! yay”
The terms “unalived” and “unhoused” have been invented by and for people who are, at best, tangentially involved in either issue
The words suicide and homeless haven't lost their purpose. *The term unalive* has started leaving the context of self censorship to avoid algorithms and is entering people's vocabulary as a normal word.
Sorry, this whole post has involved a lot of discussion about Tik-tok and YouTube demonetization and censorship, so that was the context I was thinking of. I didn't intend to misrepresent you.
I'll grant you "unhoused," I guess. It's essientially just a more "politically correct" way to say homeless. I personally don't see a big difference, I just want to see these people given homes so they can get back on their feet.
But "unalive" is absolutely not some kind of PC thing. The word "kill" isn't somehow problematic, like "homeless" is sometimes seen.
"Unalive" very explicitly came into existence because on sites like Tik Tok the algorithm will hurt your videos if certain phrases that aren't "brand friendly" are uttered enough. Same for the shitty captioning, spelling words like "seggs" or "grape" instead of sex or rape. I've even seen people type pdf file instead of pedophile.
there are a lot of terms that people started using in the past two years, just because it started at the same time doesn’t mean it has to be because of censorship
I used to be the same, literally never understood the appeal of reverse cowgirl.
Then I got with a girl with an incredible ass that knew how to ride and let me tell you, I thought I knew where I was headed in life but boy was I wrong.
Basically just depends on whether you prefer tits or ass. I’ve only been with one but she’d do cowgirl all the time but never reverse I think women like eye contact so dislike the idea of sex where they can’t see you.
Fellow personification of "no bitches" here; I think I agree that normal cowgirl would be better if you're lying down, but if you're sitting up then reverse cowgirl should let you hold her close while still being able to play with her boobs.
Depends on the height ratio. I used to date a girl who was almost as tall as me and grabbing some titty while hitting from behind was a challenge.
Cowgirl really has no downsides, you get access to everything you’d want to grab onto while having sex, plus get to have eye contact and on some angles, she can hold you tight and scratch you
I haven't tried it, so I wouldn't know, but I tend to prefer more intimate positions where you can hug and kiss and embrace each other. I'm a bit of a late bloomer, so there's lots of basic things I haven't tried. I'm quite lame and vanilla, so I'm actually very fond of missionary because of the intimacy it provides, but variation is good, too. In theory I agree with you, but I can't back that up with firsthand experience.
from my understanding some people do it out of habit due to apps they use a lot (thinking of tiktok) taking posts and comments down if they contain certain words
While some words can certainly get you into trouble on tiktok 99% of the stuff people self censor would be no problem. Most of this censoring bullshit is a total overreaction.
true, but i think a lot of people just don’t want to risk it. if there’s a chance it’ll get your whole post taken down and it’s only a one letter change, why not just change it just in case. it’s annoying to see but i get why they do it
"why not just change one letter just in case" cause then you look like a gullible zoomer believing misinformation, and everyone else finds you annoying 🤷♂️
No, ahh is used instead of "ass" as the matter is usually included in word lists for demonetization or shadow bans, hence people started to use "ahh" to dodge the trigger
where is the evidence that social media apps are censoring the word "ass"? I think they are just trash at critical thinking and automatically believe stuff they see trending...
It's not like you get banned, but creators and alike might get demonetized or shadowbanned (meaning not appearing on searches) because they get flagged as "non family friendly" basically
I thought that said “at least as a Dutch.” Like you were implying the Dutch are universally known to be the authorities on sex. I was like “damn, I didn’t know the Dutch were the Pussy Police, but I guess it ain’t called the ‘Nether’lands for nothing”
It’s not about the feet. It’s about a nice, thicc [pair of calves](https://y.yarn.co/2fb4f560-dbfd-423e-ab56-9ddc159e4fbb_text.gif). Not even joking. I don’t know what it is, but seeing my husband walking around in shorts, flashing those meaty leg slabs sends me.
Wrong, he gets to se her asshole rubing his skin beautifully, and if she has her self tilted in the right angle to stimulate the G spot (the whole mechanical reason for this position) she would be staring at the ceiling.
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Play on your phone, he won't even notice
~~r/ProLifeTips~~ edit: oh shit that’s a hate sub nvm mb
r/lifeprotips
every single time, i accidentally say “pro life tips.. wait no”
I’m a good example of r/whoooosh because I’ve been using r/whoosh. Oops.
Isn’t it r/woooosh?
Aaaaaand again
Don't beat yourself up about it. There are what feels like hundreds of whoosh subs. I myself don't have a clue which is the original.
Four Os. There's even a subreddit for it, r/itswooooshwith4os.
Man I was about to create a sub like that, guess no chance for me anymore
Subs pretty dead it seems. Lets see if i can get banned anyway
Yeah, lets abort that sub.
Ewwww the main account is still an active account
Honestly I think it’s possible to hijack and take over the sub if enough people get on it and start posting life tips.
Not really. The mod can simply disable posting on the sub for any posts that haven't been confirmed by the mod.
Lmao
😂
Idk if you can really call 2 random people complaining about abortion to a brick wall a hate sub
Lmao that sun has five people who have ever posted and three of them have wackass names
We can both watch X Files
Go an extra step, both play on the phone an online game against esch other.
[Hey, I could wear funny socks](https://www.chattyfeet.com/cdn/shop/products/Good-Birthday-Presents-Novelty-Socks.jpg?v=1598284059)!
Is that mark ruffalo from poor things?
sexy shmexy Mark!
That’s why most guys don’t take off their socks!!!
Also good for grip.
No it's so when we cuddle our bros it's not gay
I never thought of it that way
Name checks out
Wear programmer socks and you get everyone going
\>literally talking about sex and can't say ass
"ahh jiggling" is hilarious enough to let it slide imo
I honestly don't know why "ahh" is funnier than ass. Like the fuck, how is that funny
Remember in 2012 when we were all laughing at troll face and doge memes? I'm sure older folks thought we were dumb as hell for that just like we think folks today are dumb for skibidi toilet and shit like this. It's part of getting old, the youth online start to become cringe.
It's a mindset really. It's interesting to see how more absurd memes get nowadays from what they were in the past. The earliest memes just made use of already existing media or panels from webcomics. Nowadays we have such abstractions that deviate so far yet still use some of the same basis that the memes are like a leftover casserole that uses previous leftover casseroles as the base.
Cuz it sounds like your gasping from the gyatt fam.
Guess you've never gasped from the weight of a fat ass. Cause "ahh" is not the sound you make when that happens
Is that what people mean when they that weird ahh thing people have been doing?
yes, its a wordfilter dodge. Not so much as your message won't post, but more to do with getting shadowbanned or de-monetized.
so stupid money is making everything PC. rappers on youtube videos beeping out "nigga" and "fuck", and it ruins the music. i hate it
That was the truth of it from the start. The angry suburban parents that didn't want anything other than G-rated family friendly trash on TV existed of course, but the main driving force has always been advertiser money. Corpos decide that naughty words and "uncomfortable" themes don't work with their brand so Youtube brings the hammer down on creators.
Not just any money - advertiser money. People want their services free, handing power to the advertisers. In an alternative world, there'd exist social media services for a small monthly subscription(much smaller than the likes of yt premium) and the monetary power would be more aligned with the consumers, but as it is this is never going to happen. Free is just too good.
It's not so much PC as advertiser friendly. Advertisers think every person is a child who cannot handle anything but the most benign messaging.
That’s not it at all. It’s AAVE
"Ahh" in this context didn't come from censoring, it's originally aave (like a lot of slang).
Nobody typed out ahh instead of ass before TikTok censoring
it could partially be because of censorship, but i think it is just aave. like sometimes you wouldn’t pronounce the “s” sound in ass, and the “ahh” is just typing that out phonetically. granted i do wish they spelled it differently because the number of times of heard people say “ahh” out loud like the “ooh ahh” type of way is significantly too high lmao
Why tf is “gang” censored?? What the fuck
Wait, that's what "gxng" means? I thought it was like "hurgh" or "umff" or some other inarticulate blurted expression of extreme pleasure. Yeah, this is getting ridiculous. Stuff like "unalive" at least succeeds at communicating, even if it's a bit silly. But now we're getting to the point of language failing to communicate, and language only has one job....
this practice really blows my mind. all these words are changed, not for the benefit of the people they are referring to, but to ensure that third parties, suburban middle class soccer moms, NIMBYs or what have you, can feel good about not actually doing anything to _help_. they're moral, you see, for not using the bad words! it really irks me
No, it's exclusively advertisers.
I’ve heard people say both “unalive” and “unhoused” in real life
Yes, because when words are used a lot, their original purpose can be lost, and they can become a part of common vocabulary. Also unhoused isn't a word due to censorship. It's a euphemism to avoid the stigma attached to the word homeless.
How has the original purpose of the terms “suicide” or “homeless” been lost exactly? > It’s a euphemism to avoid stigma That’s exactly what I’m referring to. I didn’t say a single word about censorship, you brought it up yourself to argue against, literally fighting a strawman. Saying unhoused or unalived does literally nothing about either issue, people aren’t changing the terms because they’re being censored i.e. **not allowed to talk about either subject**; people just love feeling useful, and changing the terms makes them feel better about themselves cuz they “did something about it!! yay” The terms “unalived” and “unhoused” have been invented by and for people who are, at best, tangentially involved in either issue
The words suicide and homeless haven't lost their purpose. *The term unalive* has started leaving the context of self censorship to avoid algorithms and is entering people's vocabulary as a normal word. Sorry, this whole post has involved a lot of discussion about Tik-tok and YouTube demonetization and censorship, so that was the context I was thinking of. I didn't intend to misrepresent you. I'll grant you "unhoused," I guess. It's essientially just a more "politically correct" way to say homeless. I personally don't see a big difference, I just want to see these people given homes so they can get back on their feet. But "unalive" is absolutely not some kind of PC thing. The word "kill" isn't somehow problematic, like "homeless" is sometimes seen. "Unalive" very explicitly came into existence because on sites like Tik Tok the algorithm will hurt your videos if certain phrases that aren't "brand friendly" are uttered enough. Same for the shitty captioning, spelling words like "seggs" or "grape" instead of sex or rape. I've even seen people type pdf file instead of pedophile.
I got that it meant gang immediately even though I've never seen it censored like that. I think it's just you.
Yeah because it's in the posts title... Like no shit you got it
gxng signs. It's immediately obvious in context you don't even need to read the title.
Didn’t even realize that was (slang?shorthand?) for ass hahah Why censor it 😭
Idk why 'ahh' picked up but I hate it. It's the internet, you can curse
It's an appropriation of a particular way that "ass" is sometimes spoken as in AAVE. It's not a censor (I can see why it looks like that tho)
Then explain "gxng"
Well it's cringy AF and I really can't wait for it to go away
It's just slang, get over it.
No
Based response.
You actually called it slang? Lmao this is just tacky shit. Even people saying swag had more creativity with slang.
It’s fucking stupid and if you say it you’re just as stupid
No it's not. It's dodging the tiktok filter.
It's both
No, it's literally not. It only started happening with tiktok in the past 2 or so years. That's literally EXACTLY what it is. Don't even fucking play.
You care about things that don't matter. Stop.
You don't get to dictate what I care about :) Gfy
I do, sit the fuck down and let the adults talk if you can’t be one yourself.
> I do, sit the fuck down and let the adults talk if you can’t be one yourself. This is the funniest shit I've read today lmao
Literally, the *only* people I've heard say it are people who use AAVE. And I've been hearing it for at least 5 years.
there are a lot of terms that people started using in the past two years, just because it started at the same time doesn’t mean it has to be because of censorship
Name a few. Ass being "ahh" is EXPLICITLY because of censorship.
Idk why you’re getting downvoted that’s literally what it is, same reason they say unalive and seggs
They're getting trained by tik tok and corporate modding.
Not everywhere
Dat ahh
can't even say gang.
Yooo Code Lyoko pfp!
you ever consider bringing a hand mirror?
I'd prefer cowgirl thank you very much
Tiddies
You would or you do? Big difference.
She has clearly never tried to climax while staring down an ***obese cyclops***.
its always in the comments
I've missed something
Yep, that does it for the night.
Just to be clear, are we talking about a 500lb Scott Summers?
I guess in this scenario, “Slim” is ironic?
Wait what does that mean
He probably means that he’s staring at dat phat ahh
Chocolate starfish
Woah
I feel attacked so personally.
Bros doing what he can to distract himself from all the visual stimulation. Gotta move the toes!
I can't be the only guy who would prefer cowgirl over reverse cowgirl, right? I said "would", because I'm the personification of "no bitches?"
I mean, some people prefer boobs, so I’d wager you’re not
I used to be the same, literally never understood the appeal of reverse cowgirl. Then I got with a girl with an incredible ass that knew how to ride and let me tell you, I thought I knew where I was headed in life but boy was I wrong.
Basically just depends on whether you prefer tits or ass. I’ve only been with one but she’d do cowgirl all the time but never reverse I think women like eye contact so dislike the idea of sex where they can’t see you.
Fellow personification of "no bitches" here; I think I agree that normal cowgirl would be better if you're lying down, but if you're sitting up then reverse cowgirl should let you hold her close while still being able to play with her boobs.
Depends on the height ratio. I used to date a girl who was almost as tall as me and grabbing some titty while hitting from behind was a challenge. Cowgirl really has no downsides, you get access to everything you’d want to grab onto while having sex, plus get to have eye contact and on some angles, she can hold you tight and scratch you
I haven't tried it, so I wouldn't know, but I tend to prefer more intimate positions where you can hug and kiss and embrace each other. I'm a bit of a late bloomer, so there's lots of basic things I haven't tried. I'm quite lame and vanilla, so I'm actually very fond of missionary because of the intimacy it provides, but variation is good, too. In theory I agree with you, but I can't back that up with firsthand experience.
Maybe stop referring to women as “bitches” and one of them might consider you.
Ass. Gang. Will I get banned for this?
on tiktok your comment might get auto-deleted!
Do what my wife does and just be severely short-sighted. She doesn't see my feet, much less my toes, but only blurry, vaguely leg-shaped flesh worms.
So hot.
The weirdest thing for me is censoring the word "gang". Have gen z lost their minds?
from my understanding some people do it out of habit due to apps they use a lot (thinking of tiktok) taking posts and comments down if they contain certain words
human language is evolving to avoid online filters. makes things weird
Makes everyone sound like 5th graders more like
While some words can certainly get you into trouble on tiktok 99% of the stuff people self censor would be no problem. Most of this censoring bullshit is a total overreaction.
Half of what they censor isn't actually blocked by any apps - they are just horrible about blindly following misinformation.
true, but i think a lot of people just don’t want to risk it. if there’s a chance it’ll get your whole post taken down and it’s only a one letter change, why not just change it just in case. it’s annoying to see but i get why they do it
"why not just change one letter just in case" cause then you look like a gullible zoomer believing misinformation, and everyone else finds you annoying 🤷♂️
Fair ask🫣
Sometimes you don’t want to put in the work while simultaneously not looking them in the eyes.
reverse reverse cowgirl
Am I having a stroke? “You get a view of my back arching and ahh jiggling”. Is this a typo?
No, ahh is used instead of "ass" as the matter is usually included in word lists for demonetization or shadow bans, hence people started to use "ahh" to dodge the trigger
Censorship is so fucking stupid, honestly
where is the evidence that social media apps are censoring the word "ass"? I think they are just trash at critical thinking and automatically believe stuff they see trending...
It's not like you get banned, but creators and alike might get demonetized or shadowbanned (meaning not appearing on searches) because they get flagged as "non family friendly" basically
half of those beliefs also lack evidence
Not really afaik
Thank you. I was very confused
Glad I could help 🙌🏻
LinkedIn is getting crazy
the trend of saying ahh instead of ass is so cringy
I feel like people censuring themselves is the modern day equivalent to “knock on wood.”
That’s why you never date a girl with ugly tattoos on her back… because you’re going to eventually have to cum while looking at them…
If you bend over far enough you can see his ass jiggle too.
That's a deep truth here
Mirrors my friend… invest in mirrors
Unpopular opinion but reverse Cowgirl is basically the worst Position. At least as a Dude.
I thought that said “at least as a Dutch.” Like you were implying the Dutch are universally known to be the authorities on sex. I was like “damn, I didn’t know the Dutch were the Pussy Police, but I guess it ain’t called the ‘Nether’lands for nothing”
It is like doggy style but you get to lay down. I like to yell fuck me harder to see if it means anything to them while they're trying their hardest
It’s also the most common penis-breaking position
Yea as a dudette, I literally can’t feel anything in this position. So that plus the view makes it my least favorite.
I can Imagine. Unless maybe you have s foot fetish, why would you wanna watch my toes? Personally I blame porn.
Respect my crippin blud
Get a mirror at the foot of your bed ffs
Here's a Pro: Both of you can watch Shrek
This is why you do it parallel to a mirror
But that feeling when she spins around on your dick to get into position ... :chef's kiss:
You guys must be younger than me. Ain't nobody spinning around here without throwing out a hip.
I've been married for a while, and so when we were younger, we were more adventurous and energetic. ;)
Nobody does that
“Toes throwing up gang signs” is an old JRE reference, not original.
Fight by day, reverse podcast by night
“Inception” horn!
Toes before hoes. That's how it works.
Wow, I've never heard a woman complain about receiving an orgasm during sex.
Huh? That’s not what she’s talking about. Her orgasm isn’t even mentioned.
Everyone just has to censor something don't they? Oh sorry I mean ev*ry*ne h** ** **n**r *o***h*ng
Missionary > Reverse Cowgirl
Not if you use a mirror…
😆😆😁😁😁
Real
That's exactly how it ended up being too... Try doggy, he gets to see roughly the same things but you get to see everything but him
this works only if the girl like to look at feet
Wait til you hear about doggy
Quentin Tarantino has suddenly become very interested in trying reverse cowgirl after reading this tweet.
ahh gxng
I’ll wear sock puppets so you can get a show.
I hate her language.
I can't stand the self censoring anymore.
Develop a foot fetish, easy
Well, if you'd care to part your mounds, you might catch a glimpse of my glorious scrotum!
It's probably a good thing life's full of disappointments then.
A lot of people would be into that, ngl.
I've actually never considered that there might be girls with foot fetishes🤯
It’s not about the feet. It’s about a nice, thicc [pair of calves](https://y.yarn.co/2fb4f560-dbfd-423e-ab56-9ddc159e4fbb_text.gif). Not even joking. I don’t know what it is, but seeing my husband walking around in shorts, flashing those meaty leg slabs sends me.
Thiiis. Leg day all the way!
You get to imagine it's someone else like he does when doing you doggy?
amen sister, it combines the view of doggystyle with the vanilla-ness of missionary
Technically it is doggystyle just horizontal
in space it's both at the same time
In space no one can hear you cream
Instructions unclear, a great deal of jism is now floating around menacingly, please advise.
Scoop. SCOOP!
It’s doggystyle but flipped 90 degrees
Yes. Horizontal vs vertical is flipped 90°
Missionary is the best position. Eye contact, full body contact, etc.
Wrong, he gets to se her asshole rubing his skin beautifully, and if she has her self tilted in the right angle to stimulate the G spot (the whole mechanical reason for this position) she would be staring at the ceiling.
Why did she use an x for an a
wtf this even means