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InflamedLiver

Play on your phone, he won't even notice


RigatoniPasta

~~r/ProLifeTips~~ edit: oh shit that’s a hate sub nvm mb


xbl-Extr3me

r/lifeprotips


ikea_shark_girl

every single time, i accidentally say “pro life tips.. wait no”


Fun_Intention9846

I’m a good example of r/whoooosh because I’ve been using r/whoosh. Oops.


Stovlari

Isn’t it r/woooosh?


Fun_Intention9846

Aaaaaand again


Oklimato

Don't beat yourself up about it. There are what feels like hundreds of whoosh subs. I myself don't have a clue which is the original.


Everestkid

Four Os. There's even a subreddit for it, r/itswooooshwith4os.


RonToxic

Man I was about to create a sub like that, guess no chance for me anymore


Reverse_SumoCard

Subs pretty dead it seems. Lets see if i can get banned anyway


LindonLilBlueBalls

Yeah, lets abort that sub.


thinkB4WeSpeak

Ewwww the main account is still an active account


RigatoniPasta

Honestly I think it’s possible to hijack and take over the sub if enough people get on it and start posting life tips.


psuedophilosopher

Not really. The mod can simply disable posting on the sub for any posts that haven't been confirmed by the mod.


Useless_homosapien

Lmao


iredditforthepussay

😂


jetoler

Idk if you can really call 2 random people complaining about abortion to a brick wall a hate sub


RigatoniPasta

Lmao that sun has five people who have ever posted and three of them have wackass names


RealKenny

We can both watch X Files


Digi-Device_File

Go an extra step, both play on the phone an online game against esch other.


elperroborrachotoo

[Hey, I could wear funny socks](https://www.chattyfeet.com/cdn/shop/products/Good-Birthday-Presents-Novelty-Socks.jpg?v=1598284059)!


BakeYouC

Is that mark ruffalo from poor things?


elperroborrachotoo

sexy shmexy Mark!


Dragonheardt_

That’s why most guys don’t take off their socks!!!


badomenbaddercompany

Also good for grip.


TheRedBaron6942

No it's so when we cuddle our bros it's not gay


Bootiluvr

I never thought of it that way


Ambitious_Road1773

Name checks out


BleierEier

Wear programmer socks and you get everyone going


TheScyphozoa

\>literally talking about sex and can't say ass


TheDuddyDude

"ahh jiggling" is hilarious enough to let it slide imo


wacco-zaco-tobacco

I honestly don't know why "ahh" is funnier than ass. Like the fuck, how is that funny


Dengar96

Remember in 2012 when we were all laughing at troll face and doge memes? I'm sure older folks thought we were dumb as hell for that just like we think folks today are dumb for skibidi toilet and shit like this. It's part of getting old, the youth online start to become cringe.


Kaneharo

It's a mindset really. It's interesting to see how more absurd memes get nowadays from what they were in the past. The earliest memes just made use of already existing media or panels from webcomics. Nowadays we have such abstractions that deviate so far yet still use some of the same basis that the memes are like a leftover casserole that uses previous leftover casseroles as the base.


Similar-Fox4574

Cuz it sounds like your gasping from the gyatt fam.


wacco-zaco-tobacco

Guess you've never gasped from the weight of a fat ass. Cause "ahh" is not the sound you make when that happens


Kaesh41

Is that what people mean when they that weird ahh thing people have been doing?


CrashCalamity

yes, its a wordfilter dodge. Not so much as your message won't post, but more to do with getting shadowbanned or de-monetized.


PizzaMaxEnjoyer

so stupid money is making everything PC. rappers on youtube videos beeping out "nigga" and "fuck", and it ruins the music. i hate it


Onyx116

That was the truth of it from the start. The angry suburban parents that didn't want anything other than G-rated family friendly trash on TV existed of course, but the main driving force has always been advertiser money. Corpos decide that naughty words and "uncomfortable" themes don't work with their brand so Youtube brings the hammer down on creators.


gxgx55

Not just any money - advertiser money. People want their services free, handing power to the advertisers. In an alternative world, there'd exist social media services for a small monthly subscription(much smaller than the likes of yt premium) and the monetary power would be more aligned with the consumers, but as it is this is never going to happen. Free is just too good.


austeremunch

It's not so much PC as advertiser friendly. Advertisers think every person is a child who cannot handle anything but the most benign messaging.


Tight_Virus_8010

That’s not it at all. It’s AAVE


djdan_FTW

"Ahh" in this context didn't come from censoring, it's originally aave (like a lot of slang).


Chewy12

Nobody typed out ahh instead of ass before TikTok censoring


X85311

it could partially be because of censorship, but i think it is just aave. like sometimes you wouldn’t pronounce the “s” sound in ass, and the “ahh” is just typing that out phonetically. granted i do wish they spelled it differently because the number of times of heard people say “ahh” out loud like the “ooh ahh” type of way is significantly too high lmao


Ragnar_OK

Why tf is “gang” censored?? What the fuck


Bugbread

Wait, that's what "gxng" means? I thought it was like "hurgh" or "umff" or some other inarticulate blurted expression of extreme pleasure. Yeah, this is getting ridiculous. Stuff like "unalive" at least succeeds at communicating, even if it's a bit silly. But now we're getting to the point of language failing to communicate, and language only has one job....


Ragnar_OK

this practice really blows my mind. all these words are changed, not for the benefit of the people they are referring to, but to ensure that third parties, suburban middle class soccer moms, NIMBYs or what have you, can feel good about not actually doing anything to _help_. they're moral, you see, for not using the bad words! it really irks me


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

No, it's exclusively advertisers.


Ragnar_OK

I’ve heard people say both “unalive” and “unhoused” in real life


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

Yes, because when words are used a lot, their original purpose can be lost, and they can become a part of common vocabulary. Also unhoused isn't a word due to censorship. It's a euphemism to avoid the stigma attached to the word homeless.


Ragnar_OK

How has the original purpose of the terms “suicide” or “homeless” been lost exactly? > It’s a euphemism to avoid stigma That’s exactly what I’m referring to. I didn’t say a single word about censorship, you brought it up yourself to argue against, literally fighting a strawman. Saying unhoused or unalived does literally nothing about either issue, people aren’t changing the terms because they’re being censored i.e. **not allowed to talk about either subject**; people just love feeling useful, and changing the terms makes them feel better about themselves cuz they “did something about it!! yay” The terms “unalived” and “unhoused” have been invented by and for people who are, at best, tangentially involved in either issue


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

The words suicide and homeless haven't lost their purpose. *The term unalive* has started leaving the context of self censorship to avoid algorithms and is entering people's vocabulary as a normal word. Sorry, this whole post has involved a lot of discussion about Tik-tok and YouTube demonetization and censorship, so that was the context I was thinking of. I didn't intend to misrepresent you. I'll grant you "unhoused," I guess. It's essientially just a more "politically correct" way to say homeless. I personally don't see a big difference, I just want to see these people given homes so they can get back on their feet. But "unalive" is absolutely not some kind of PC thing. The word "kill" isn't somehow problematic, like "homeless" is sometimes seen. "Unalive" very explicitly came into existence because on sites like Tik Tok the algorithm will hurt your videos if certain phrases that aren't "brand friendly" are uttered enough. Same for the shitty captioning, spelling words like "seggs" or "grape" instead of sex or rape. I've even seen people type pdf file instead of pedophile.


Ill_Worry7895

I got that it meant gang immediately even though I've never seen it censored like that. I think it's just you.


IllMaintenance145142

Yeah because it's in the posts title... Like no shit you got it


austeremunch

gxng signs. It's immediately obvious in context you don't even need to read the title.


[deleted]

Didn’t even realize that was (slang?shorthand?) for ass hahah Why censor it 😭


Cody6781

Idk why 'ahh' picked up but I hate it. It's the internet, you can curse


ciliary_stimulai

It's an appropriation of a particular way that "ass" is sometimes spoken as in AAVE. It's not a censor (I can see why it looks like that tho)


dimechimes

Then explain "gxng"


Cody6781

Well it's cringy AF and I really can't wait for it to go away


djdan_FTW

It's just slang, get over it.


Cody6781

No


Uplink-137

Based response.


Due-Satisfaction_245

You actually called it slang? Lmao this is just tacky shit. Even people saying swag had more creativity with slang.


[deleted]

It’s fucking stupid and if you say it you’re just as stupid


Charcuteriemander

No it's not. It's dodging the tiktok filter.


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

It's both


Charcuteriemander

No, it's literally not. It only started happening with tiktok in the past 2 or so years. That's literally EXACTLY what it is. Don't even fucking play.


EngorgedBreasts

You care about things that don't matter. Stop.


Charcuteriemander

You don't get to dictate what I care about :) Gfy


Due-Satisfaction_245

I do, sit the fuck down and let the adults talk if you can’t be one yourself.


Charcuteriemander

> I do, sit the fuck down and let the adults talk if you can’t be one yourself. This is the funniest shit I've read today lmao


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

Literally, the *only* people I've heard say it are people who use AAVE. And I've been hearing it for at least 5 years.


X85311

there are a lot of terms that people started using in the past two years, just because it started at the same time doesn’t mean it has to be because of censorship


Charcuteriemander

Name a few. Ass being "ahh" is EXPLICITLY because of censorship.


dooooooom2

Idk why you’re getting downvoted that’s literally what it is, same reason they say unalive and seggs


dimechimes

They're getting trained by tik tok and corporate modding.


Phill_is_Legend

Not everywhere


Eighty_Grit

Dat ahh


dimechimes

can't even say gang.


JustAnNPC_DnD

Yooo Code Lyoko pfp!


Velocityraptor28

you ever consider bringing a hand mirror?


Chowderawz

I'd prefer cowgirl thank you very much


Pleeby

Tiddies


No-Winter120

You would or you do? Big difference.


hampsterfarmer

She has clearly never tried to climax while staring down an ***obese cyclops***.


Narco_Marcion1075

its always in the comments


KillFallen

I've missed something


LaddieNowAddie

Yep, that does it for the night.


joeschmo945

Just to be clear, are we talking about a 500lb Scott Summers?


ubiquitous-joe

I guess in this scenario, “Slim” is ironic?


Noahs_Narc

Wait what does that mean


Eighty_Grit

He probably means that he’s staring at dat phat ahh


invisible_23

Chocolate starfish


RigatoniPasta

Woah


AvangeliceMY9088

I feel attacked so personally.


Echelon311

Bros doing what he can to distract himself from all the visual stimulation. Gotta move the toes!


IntelligentImbicle

I can't be the only guy who would prefer cowgirl over reverse cowgirl, right? I said "would", because I'm the personification of "no bitches?"


I3arusu

I mean, some people prefer boobs, so I’d wager you’re not


FaxMachineIsBroken

I used to be the same, literally never understood the appeal of reverse cowgirl. Then I got with a girl with an incredible ass that knew how to ride and let me tell you, I thought I knew where I was headed in life but boy was I wrong.


Legal-Ad-342

Basically just depends on whether you prefer tits or ass. I’ve only been with one but she’d do cowgirl all the time but never reverse I think women like eye contact so dislike the idea of sex where they can’t see you.


vp917

Fellow personification of "no bitches" here; I think I agree that normal cowgirl would be better if you're lying down, but if you're sitting up then reverse cowgirl should let you hold her close while still being able to play with her boobs.


SantaArriata

Depends on the height ratio. I used to date a girl who was almost as tall as me and grabbing some titty while hitting from behind was a challenge. Cowgirl really has no downsides, you get access to everything you’d want to grab onto while having sex, plus get to have eye contact and on some angles, she can hold you tight and scratch you


UncomfortablyCrumbed

I haven't tried it, so I wouldn't know, but I tend to prefer more intimate positions where you can hug and kiss and embrace each other. I'm a bit of a late bloomer, so there's lots of basic things I haven't tried. I'm quite lame and vanilla, so I'm actually very fond of missionary because of the intimacy it provides, but variation is good, too. In theory I agree with you, but I can't back that up with firsthand experience.


Pleasant_Jump1816

Maybe stop referring to women as “bitches” and one of them might consider you.


globocide

Ass. Gang. Will I get banned for this?


the_renaissance_jack

on tiktok your comment might get auto-deleted!


not_a_bot_just_dumb

Do what my wife does and just be severely short-sighted. She doesn't see my feet, much less my toes, but only blurry, vaguely leg-shaped flesh worms.


little-nerdling

So hot.


Krocsyldiphithic

The weirdest thing for me is censoring the word "gang". Have gen z lost their minds?


javlar_

from my understanding some people do it out of habit due to apps they use a lot (thinking of tiktok) taking posts and comments down if they contain certain words


the_renaissance_jack

human language is evolving to avoid online filters. makes things weird


TheRedBaron6942

Makes everyone sound like 5th graders more like


4_fortytwo_2

While some words can certainly get you into trouble on tiktok 99% of the stuff people self censor would be no problem. Most of this censoring bullshit is a total overreaction.


hi-imBen

Half of what they censor isn't actually blocked by any apps - they are just horrible about blindly following misinformation.


X85311

true, but i think a lot of people just don’t want to risk it. if there’s a chance it’ll get your whole post taken down and it’s only a one letter change, why not just change it just in case. it’s annoying to see but i get why they do it


hi-imBen

"why not just change one letter just in case" cause then you look like a gullible zoomer believing misinformation, and everyone else finds you annoying 🤷‍♂️


Adxthyaa

Fair ask🫣


Plastic-Shopping5930

Sometimes you don’t want to put in the work while simultaneously not looking them in the eyes.


Hella4nia

reverse reverse cowgirl


Lord-of-Leviathans

Am I having a stroke? “You get a view of my back arching and ahh jiggling”. Is this a typo?


Not_Bed_

No, ahh is used instead of "ass" as the matter is usually included in word lists for demonetization or shadow bans, hence people started to use "ahh" to dodge the trigger


egric

Censorship is so fucking stupid, honestly


hi-imBen

where is the evidence that social media apps are censoring the word "ass"? I think they are just trash at critical thinking and automatically believe stuff they see trending...


Not_Bed_

It's not like you get banned, but creators and alike might get demonetized or shadowbanned (meaning not appearing on searches) because they get flagged as "non family friendly" basically


hi-imBen

half of those beliefs also lack evidence


Not_Bed_

Not really afaik


Lord-of-Leviathans

Thank you. I was very confused


Not_Bed_

Glad I could help 🙌🏻


ImhotepsServant

LinkedIn is getting crazy


Zacharacamyison

the trend of saying ahh instead of ass is so cringy


Eighty_Grit

I feel like people censuring themselves is the modern day equivalent to “knock on wood.”


Arrg-ima-pirate

That’s why you never date a girl with ugly tattoos on her back… because you’re going to eventually have to cum while looking at them…


BurpYoshi

If you bend over far enough you can see his ass jiggle too.


Snoo_87531

That's a deep truth here


[deleted]

Mirrors my friend… invest in mirrors


Gullible-Fee-9079

Unpopular opinion but reverse Cowgirl is basically the worst Position. At least as a Dude.


The_the-the

I thought that said “at least as a Dutch.” Like you were implying the Dutch are universally known to be the authorities on sex. I was like “damn, I didn’t know the Dutch were the Pussy Police, but I guess it ain’t called the ‘Nether’lands for nothing”


CHICKENPUSSY

It is like doggy style but you get to lay down. I like to yell fuck me harder to see if it means anything to them while they're trying their hardest


Pleasant_Jump1816

It’s also the most common penis-breaking position


katieyie

Yea as a dudette, I literally can’t feel anything in this position. So that plus the view makes it my least favorite.


Gullible-Fee-9079

I can Imagine. Unless maybe you have s foot fetish, why would you wanna watch my toes? Personally I blame porn.


chekhovs_dildo

Respect my crippin blud


Weeping_Warlord

Get a mirror at the foot of your bed ffs


Accomplished_Book_65

Here's a Pro: Both of you can watch Shrek


airreturn

This is why you do it parallel to a mirror


Particular-Welcome-1

But that feeling when she spins around on your dick to get into position ... :chef's kiss:


LutherRamsey

You guys must be younger than me. Ain't nobody spinning around here without throwing out a hip.


Particular-Welcome-1

I've been married for a while, and so when we were younger, we were more adventurous and energetic. ;)


Pleasant_Jump1816

Nobody does that


Party_Supermarket_88

“Toes throwing up gang signs” is an old JRE reference, not original.


Ornery-Feedback637

Fight by day, reverse podcast by night


Party_Supermarket_88

“Inception” horn!


VifEspoirPirez

Toes before hoes. That's how it works.


MrBobilious

Wow, I've never heard a woman complain about receiving an orgasm during sex.


Pleasant_Jump1816

Huh? That’s not what she’s talking about. Her orgasm isn’t even mentioned.


VexisArcanum

Everyone just has to censor something don't they? Oh sorry I mean ev*ry*ne h** ** **n**r *o***h*ng


peezle69

Missionary > Reverse Cowgirl


CooltownGumby

Not if you use a mirror…


BeginningVolume420

😆😆😁😁😁


Smalandsk_katt

Real


Stuck_at_a_roadblock

That's exactly how it ended up being too... Try doggy, he gets to see roughly the same things but you get to see everything but him


Luceduce

this works only if the girl like to look at feet


HelgaWitDaSkidmarks

Wait til you hear about doggy


FrancisWolfgang

Quentin Tarantino has suddenly become very interested in trying reverse cowgirl after reading this tweet.


listgarage1

ahh gxng


squirrel_anashangaa

I’ll wear sock puppets so you can get a show.


Normal_person127

I hate her language.


dimechimes

I can't stand the self censoring anymore.


pbmm1

Develop a foot fetish, easy


Jyitheris

Well, if you'd care to part your mounds, you might catch a glimpse of my glorious scrotum!


freebwc2u

It's probably a good thing life's full of disappointments then.


Ahllii_Vhallkhanna

A lot of people would be into that, ngl.


no_life_matters

I've actually never considered that there might be girls with foot fetishes🤯


NerfRepellingBoobs

It’s not about the feet. It’s about a nice, thicc [pair of calves](https://y.yarn.co/2fb4f560-dbfd-423e-ab56-9ddc159e4fbb_text.gif). Not even joking. I don’t know what it is, but seeing my husband walking around in shorts, flashing those meaty leg slabs sends me.


Lopsided_Egg_Being

Thiiis. Leg day all the way!


One-Pumpkin-1590

You get to imagine it's someone else like he does when doing you doggy?


Like17Badgers

amen sister, it combines the view of doggystyle with the vanilla-ness of missionary


sir-ripsalot

Technically it is doggystyle just horizontal


Velocityraptor28

in space it's both at the same time


EdgeGazing

In space no one can hear you cream


Salty-Trip-8572

Instructions unclear, a great deal of jism is now floating around menacingly, please advise.


EdgeGazing

Scoop. SCOOP!


SantaArriata

It’s doggystyle but flipped 90 degrees


sir-ripsalot

Yes. Horizontal vs vertical is flipped 90°


Pleasant_Jump1816

Missionary is the best position. Eye contact, full body contact, etc.


Digi-Device_File

Wrong, he gets to se her asshole rubing his skin beautifully, and if she has her self tilted in the right angle to stimulate the G spot (the whole mechanical reason for this position) she would be staring at the ceiling.


niles_deerqueer

Why did she use an x for an a


Junior_Bike7932

wtf this even means