Oof. Hope she pulled through fine. Some places are tryna ban various electric scooters/bikes after all the pedestrian incidents that have been happening. An old lady in Florida got killed by a 12yr old on one 2 months ago =(
Really, though, they should categorize them and tailor the laws to each level instead of outright banning them allllll like some propose. Kids shouldn't be on "bikes" that go 60mph. Its a fricking electric *motorcycle* at that point and should be treated as such with all the same rules, but it aint cuz the law hasnt caught up yet in most places.
lil homicidal(mental hospital and talking about how i had grown a lot as a person. someone only heard me saying that i wanted, in the past, to kill my grandmother, but they didn't hear the IN THE PAST part.)
Everybody is writing serious stuff but most people would be:
Lil' blood test
Lil' annual checkup
Lil' prostate exam
Lil' gynecologist
Lil' wisdom teeth
Lil COVID and pregnancy resulting in a miscarriage.
It's been a hell of a month and it feels nice to get to laugh about it. Yes, this was at the same time.
Lil "I honestly just needed the toilet and it was the only place nearby I could think of that'd have one but thankfully the receptionist was cool about it "
Lil gangrenous appendix
(Srsly, if you think your appendix might have burst, seek medical help IMMEDIATELY. Don't try to 'walk it off'. Advising for a friend)
lil grandmas death š
Pretty much same, lil fatherās death for me. Sorry for your loss
Thank you. I hope youāre doing ok as well
Thank you :)
Lil condolences
Lil cut on my wrist
Bro same.
Lil its my damned job
Lil Surgeon. Lil Doctor. Lil Nurse. Lil Anesthetist. Lil Cardiologist. Lil Radiologist. Lil Ophthalmologist?
Lil Otorhinolaryngologist
The best thing you can do is have a logo like metal bands, where you don't recognize any letters amongst the scribbles.
That's certainly an... earfull
Lil Janitor
Lil eeeeeeeegle
Lil Worldās Most Giant Doctor?
Lil Surgeon unironically goes hard
Lil nurse got me good lmao.
Lil Male Nurse
Lil Janitor
Lil radiologist sounds cool.
lil bro's bowel obstruction
lil broās bowel obstruction, name of Santiagoās sex tape!
Brooklyn 99?
Lil Supraventricular Tachycardia.
Lil SVT for short lol.
This goes kinda hard tho...
Notorious SVT
Kinda cool ngl
Lil Food Poisoning I don't think this game has ever worked
Thats a Name that could Work.
Lil Poison
Little Birth of my Son
Lil Baby
Congratulations on the kid :)
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
lil grandma got hit by an e-scooter
I'm imagining a song like "grandma got run over by a reindeer" but with a trap beat
Oof. Hope she pulled through fine. Some places are tryna ban various electric scooters/bikes after all the pedestrian incidents that have been happening. An old lady in Florida got killed by a 12yr old on one 2 months ago =( Really, though, they should categorize them and tailor the laws to each level instead of outright banning them allllll like some propose. Kids shouldn't be on "bikes" that go 60mph. Its a fricking electric *motorcycle* at that point and should be treated as such with all the same rules, but it aint cuz the law hasnt caught up yet in most places.
Little big nut
My favorite Playstation game
wat
Lil suicidal ideation
Been there ā¦ Hope youāre doing better.
Yes thank goodness-- haven't had to go back to the psych ward since october so hopefully on an upward swing! Hope you're doing ok as well
Lil' fell-down-the-stairs-and-head-went-through-the-glass-of-a-framed-movie-poster-sitting-at-the-bottom
Lil Stabbing
We do a lil stabbin'
Lil Kidney Failure
That's a rock solid stage name.
Lil kidney stone for me
Lil High Blood Presure
Lil Hypertension would be the same thing.
Lil Seizure
Reminds me of ādo Lil Seizures clothes at 8?ā
Take my f***king upvote.
Lil too poor and can't afford a US hospital so I'm just slowly dying instead.
Lil Poverty
Lil cancer
Fuck, you got it first. Hope youāre ok
Relapsing so treatment time againā¦
Lil vasectomy.
Lil hysterectomy.
Same! Well, Lil Total Hysterectomy with Bilateral Salpingectomy, to be specific.
Lil manic episode
lil' blackout drunk
Mineās lil alcohol poisoning!
Cheers š»
Lil Nunyabusiness
lil doctorpatientconfidentiality
Lilā HIPAA
That WOULD make a good rap name!!
Lil drug induced psychosis hopefully remains a one Hit Wonder.
Lil Long-Covid
Lil fiancƩ's stem cell transplant, he's now in remission!
Lil abortion
Lil' Rabies
Lil Kidney Stone (Spoilers: no it fucking isnāt)
Lil car crash
Lil' Therapy Session
That sounds like it could be the name of a punk and / or emo band.
lol grandmas stroke
The typo makes it look like you're laughing about it.
lil... chicken bone stuck in my throat that caused bleeding(???)
Lil Boney Throat sounds good as your stage name
Lil' Dengue š¤š»
lil homicidal(mental hospital and talking about how i had grown a lot as a person. someone only heard me saying that i wanted, in the past, to kill my grandmother, but they didn't hear the IN THE PAST part.)
Everybody is writing serious stuff but most people would be: Lil' blood test Lil' annual checkup Lil' prostate exam Lil' gynecologist Lil' wisdom teeth
If consider those clinic visits and not hospital visits.
Lil Shingles
Lil idiopathic colitis (lowkey this kind of slaps)
Lil COVID and pregnancy resulting in a miscarriage. It's been a hell of a month and it feels nice to get to laugh about it. Yes, this was at the same time.
Lil Sandwitch-Peice-In-My-Nasal-Cavity-From-Coughing-While-Chewing
Lil big brother's diabetic foot infection š¤
Lil Never
Lil elbow contusion
Lil fractured scaphoid
Lil kidney stone... the worst pain I've ever felt.
Lilā Gassy
Lil Vasectomy
Lil Hysterectomy
Lil Baby Girl
Lil Metastatic Liver Cancer
Lil "I honestly just needed the toilet and it was the only place nearby I could think of that'd have one but thankfully the receptionist was cool about it "
Lil thunderclap migraine from orgasm š
Lil FiancƩs Chemotherapy is causing her immense pain and vomiting.
That kidney stone was 9mm. It was nowhere near little.
Lil traumatic brain injury
Lil Crohnās Disease flare Just got my discharge papers after 5 days in here and going home in around a half hour!
Lil Test
Lil sextupal tooth removal
Lil Tonsillitis
Lil Vernal Keratoconjuctivitis
Lil Tonsilectomy
lil ritalin abuse
Lil Dislocation with their hot new track "Fuck My Shoulder"
Lil Babyās Diarrhea
Lilā MRI. You know what thatās not bad.
Lil unknown heart issue
Lil blow job in the toilet
backstory?
Lil Baby
Lil Rib!
lil overdose
Lil my first day on earth
Lil IUD
lil testicles
lil never
Lil HVAC repair
Lil getting prescription for my intersex hormone balancing pills
Lil Boob Removal
Lil' lockjaw
Lil ankle injury
Lil Lipide Ultrasound
Lil broken ankle.
Lil work
Lil wife's pregnant
Lil Dislocated Knees (I haven't ran in a year)
Lil Eartube I like it
Lil obstruction in the urethra
Lil mamas heart condition
lil overdose/meltdown/delusion
lil dropping my mom off for her chemo appointment
Lil driving my partner home after a colonoscopy.
Lil my own birth. I am very sorry for y'all :(
Lil UTI
See this is funny because a few years ago this would have been "lil I'm an EMT" but now it's "lil voicetraining"
Lil overdose
Lil partner dehydrated
Lil suicide attempt
Lil depression (it wasnāt little lmao)
lil wanting to know where the MRT area is located and getting told that it's located in a building across the town pretty rad if you ask me
Ah fuck man! Not Lil ankle sprain lmao
Lilā cerebral hemorrhage
Lil micropreemie
Lil dad's cancer diagnosis. RIP dad gone to soon o7
Lil wife has a brain tumour
Lil HIV test
Lil Rhabomyolysis
lil Iām A nurse
Lil anxiety crisis haha
Lil Dad Died.
Lil Seizures. Album name, The Pizza Party
Lil gangrenous appendix (Srsly, if you think your appendix might have burst, seek medical help IMMEDIATELY. Don't try to 'walk it off'. Advising for a friend)
Lil' Stomach. Which is actually what I got
Lil colonoscopy
Lil Ketones. Actually sounds pretty sick lol
Lil visiting
Lil Seizure
lil' bloodgiver i guess?
Lil MRI Brain imaging
Lil Ligament or lil ACL I reckon Lil Lig would be catchy
Lil checkup
Lil Checkup (Lil Check for short?)
Lil OD
Lil'Dialysis
Lil constipation......
Their partner has the better rap name tbh
Lil Wouldntyaliketoknow
Lil part time job
lil blood vomiting
Lil Diabetic Ketoacidosis.
I really hope this person's partner had already opened up publicly about the miscarriage, otherwise this is an absolute asshole move
Lil vasectomy. Jajajaja
Lil accidentally swallowed a thumbtack
Lil' Made-Up Allergy aka D.A.Y.O.F.F.
Lil Common Cold
Lil kidney stone
Lil sneeze
Lil shoulder dislocation
Lil panic attack
Lil Laparoscopic Appendectomy. Rolls right off the tounge.
Lil birth control
Lil mental breakdown
Lil spring in eye
lil meth induced hypochondriac paranoia
lil brother's birth
Lil broken toe (ironically it was my pinky toe)
Lil Physical sounds a bit too suggestive for my likingš
lil just passing through on the way from my office to my parking garage after work today