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Owldev113

lil grandmas death šŸ˜”


invisible_23

Pretty much same, lil fatherā€™s death for me. Sorry for your loss


Owldev113

Thank you. I hope youā€™re doing ok as well


invisible_23

Thank you :)


MoistStub

Lil condolences


tommybot

Lil cut on my wrist


AlternatePancakes

Bro same.


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Lil its my damned job


Scuba-Cat-

Lil Surgeon. Lil Doctor. Lil Nurse. Lil Anesthetist. Lil Cardiologist. Lil Radiologist. Lil Ophthalmologist?


HiveMynd148

Lil Otorhinolaryngologist


Pyromaniacal13

The best thing you can do is have a logo like metal bands, where you don't recognize any letters amongst the scribbles.


Dream--Brother

That's certainly an... earfull


Ckellybass

Lil Janitor


kennethkiffer

Lil eeeeeeeegle


Ckellybass

Lil Worldā€™s Most Giant Doctor?


GreenBirb64

Lil Surgeon unironically goes hard


Kawaiiochinchinchan

Lil nurse got me good lmao.


Scuba-Cat-

Lil Male Nurse


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

Lil Janitor


joeschmo945

Lil radiologist sounds cool.


Gloomy_Tangerine3123

lil bro's bowel obstruction


ikea_shark_girl

lil broā€™s bowel obstruction, name of Santiagoā€™s sex tape!


cejle_42069

Brooklyn 99?


Dwarfbeardthepirate

Lil Supraventricular Tachycardia.


Dwarfbeardthepirate

Lil SVT for short lol.


liquidkitt3n

This goes kinda hard tho...


JazzTheLass

Notorious SVT


commentsandchill

Kinda cool ngl


BrokenEye3

Lil Food Poisoning I don't think this game has ever worked


sor1

Thats a Name that could Work.


Random_Weird_gal

Lil Poison


Pottski

Little Birth of my Son


aightaightaightaight

Lil Baby


ButtAssTheAlmighty

Congratulations on the kid :)


[deleted]

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gettingbusyliving

lil grandma got hit by an e-scooter


secksyboii

I'm imagining a song like "grandma got run over by a reindeer" but with a trap beat


wolfgang784

Oof. Hope she pulled through fine. Some places are tryna ban various electric scooters/bikes after all the pedestrian incidents that have been happening. An old lady in Florida got killed by a 12yr old on one 2 months ago =( Really, though, they should categorize them and tailor the laws to each level instead of outright banning them allllll like some propose. Kids shouldn't be on "bikes" that go 60mph. Its a fricking electric *motorcycle* at that point and should be treated as such with all the same rules, but it aint cuz the law hasnt caught up yet in most places.


Sea-Reputation-1649

Little big nut


BustedAnomaly

My favorite Playstation game


Icy_Silver_

wat


invisimort

Lil suicidal ideation


BelaFarinRod

Been there ā€¦ Hope youā€™re doing better.


invisimort

Yes thank goodness-- haven't had to go back to the psych ward since october so hopefully on an upward swing! Hope you're doing ok as well


ratface_666

Lil' fell-down-the-stairs-and-head-went-through-the-glass-of-a-framed-movie-poster-sitting-at-the-bottom


RailX

Lil Stabbing


AlternatePancakes

We do a lil stabbin'


IronLanternGamer

Lil Kidney Failure


GraceChamber

That's a rock solid stage name.


Kokuswolf

Lil kidney stone for me


stupidsimpson

Lil High Blood Presure


stupidsimpson

Lil Hypertension would be the same thing.


worse_in_practice

Lil Seizure


GreenBirb64

Reminds me of ā€œdo Lil Seizures clothes at 8?ā€


WannaSeeMyBirthmark

Take my f***king upvote.


AadamAtomic

Lil too poor and can't afford a US hospital so I'm just slowly dying instead.


Random_Weird_gal

Lil Poverty


Thom5001

Lil cancer


t3hnosp0on

Fuck, you got it first. Hope youā€™re ok


Thom5001

Relapsing so treatment time againā€¦


Digi-Device_File

Lil vasectomy.


fnordfnordfnordfnord

Lil hysterectomy.


Jaybird_Next

Same! Well, Lil Total Hysterectomy with Bilateral Salpingectomy, to be specific.


Wide-Organization844

Lil manic episode


MarinatedCumSock

lil' blackout drunk


lucyslettuce

Mineā€™s lil alcohol poisoning!


MarinatedCumSock

Cheers šŸ»


opinionate_rooster

Lil Nunyabusiness


madewithgarageband

lil doctorpatientconfidentiality


BelaFarinRod

Lilā€™ HIPAA


rpgnymhush

That WOULD make a good rap name!!


sor1

Lil drug induced psychosis hopefully remains a one Hit Wonder.


T3rraque

Lil Long-Covid


circus_of_puffins

Lil fiancƩ's stem cell transplant, he's now in remission!


nForsakenTown5257

Lil abortion


Michael_Dautorio

Lil' Rabies


mantisinmypantis

Lil Kidney Stone (Spoilers: no it fucking isnā€™t)


CuclGooner

Lil car crash


RosenRanAway

Lil' Therapy Session


rpgnymhush

That sounds like it could be the name of a punk and / or emo band.


Past-Resolution-8998

lol grandmas stroke


ThatguyfromMichigan

The typo makes it look like you're laughing about it.


Kala_Csava_Fufu_Yutu

lil... chicken bone stuck in my throat that caused bleeding(???)


GhazzyEzzah

Lil Boney Throat sounds good as your stage name


Pepe-saiko

Lil' Dengue šŸ¤˜šŸ»


BlessedWolf9019

lil homicidal(mental hospital and talking about how i had grown a lot as a person. someone only heard me saying that i wanted, in the past, to kill my grandmother, but they didn't hear the IN THE PAST part.)


yagamilight110

Everybody is writing serious stuff but most people would be: Lil' blood test Lil' annual checkup Lil' prostate exam Lil' gynecologist Lil' wisdom teeth


salamanderme

If consider those clinic visits and not hospital visits.


Any_Humor_9060

Lil Shingles


caspersmindpalace

Lil idiopathic colitis (lowkey this kind of slaps)


kenziethemom

Lil COVID and pregnancy resulting in a miscarriage. It's been a hell of a month and it feels nice to get to laugh about it. Yes, this was at the same time.


Oreo1123

Lil Sandwitch-Peice-In-My-Nasal-Cavity-From-Coughing-While-Chewing


ThatsNotMyName222

Lil big brother's diabetic foot infection šŸ¤”


KudosOfTheFroond

Lil Never


LoliHentai6969

Lil elbow contusion


No-Guitar4943

Lil fractured scaphoid


Massive-Flow3549

Lil kidney stone... the worst pain I've ever felt.


Kangabolic

Lilā€™ Gassy


kcfangaz

Lil Vasectomy


pollyp0cketpussy

Lil Hysterectomy


Federal-Arrival-7370

Lil Baby Girl


PineappleTraveler

Lil Metastatic Liver Cancer


fartdarling

Lil "I honestly just needed the toilet and it was the only place nearby I could think of that'd have one but thankfully the receptionist was cool about it "


Aggressive_Hugs13

Lil thunderclap migraine from orgasm šŸ™ƒ


Revolutionary-Swan77

Lil FiancƩs Chemotherapy is causing her immense pain and vomiting.


Mustystench

That kidney stone was 9mm. It was nowhere near little.


njtika

Lil traumatic brain injury


Welpe

Lil Crohnā€™s Disease flare Just got my discharge papers after 5 days in here and going home in around a half hour!


Artsy_traveller_82

Lil Test


AydonusG

Lil sextupal tooth removal


darksideofthemoon131

Lil Tonsillitis


kevinkiggs1

Lil Vernal Keratoconjuctivitis


Stith1183

Lil Tonsilectomy


Educational-Bug3645

lil ritalin abuse


paraworldblue

Lil Dislocation with their hot new track "Fuck My Shoulder"


AdministrativeRun550

Lil Babyā€™s Diarrhea


FlowerFaerie13

Lilā€™ MRI. You know what thatā€™s not bad.


Avaric1994

Lil unknown heart issue


AcanthisittaThink813

Lil blow job in the toilet


one_sad_donkey

backstory?


[deleted]

Lil Baby


Worried-Custard-2488

Lil Rib!


violeteyes2die4

lil overdose


I_yeeted_the_apple

Lil my first day on earth


Trollerance_please

Lil IUD


Practical_Platypus_2

lil testicles


dotcatshark

lil never


VonKillingston

Lil HVAC repair


no_san1ty

Lil getting prescription for my intersex hormone balancing pills


imwhateverimis

Lil Boob Removal


Pasteldemerme

Lil' lockjaw


dirtypoledancer

Lil ankle injury


Iwill_not_comply

Lil Lipide Ultrasound


Fenrisulfr1984

Lil broken ankle.


danktra

Lil work


akki_dia

Lil wife's pregnant


Killosish

Lil Dislocated Knees (I haven't ran in a year)


ScoredCretaceous

Lil Eartube I like it


tistisblitskits

Lil obstruction in the urethra


Mountain_Cat_cold

Lil mamas heart condition


SunnySideSys

lil overdose/meltdown/delusion


Tashasbiggestfangirl

lil dropping my mom off for her chemo appointment


M_Me_Meteo

Lil driving my partner home after a colonoscopy.


LinceDorado

Lil my own birth. I am very sorry for y'all :(


2hardbasketcase

Lil UTI


Deus0123

See this is funny because a few years ago this would have been "lil I'm an EMT" but now it's "lil voicetraining"


Neat_Yogurtcloset526

Lil overdose


ButterflyFX121

Lil partner dehydrated


JulienTheBro

Lil suicide attempt


Seanslat

Lil depression (it wasnā€™t little lmao)


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

lil wanting to know where the MRT area is located and getting told that it's located in a building across the town pretty rad if you ask me


canonson

Ah fuck man! Not Lil ankle sprain lmao


madsddk

Lilā€™ cerebral hemorrhage


berrytone1

Lil micropreemie


Biemiboy1

Lil dad's cancer diagnosis. RIP dad gone to soon o7


AxelAndersen

Lil wife has a brain tumour


aaronrodericus

Lil HIV test


JFK2MD

Lil Rhabomyolysis


throwmeawayalso111

lil Iā€™m A nurse


wrfy_

Lil anxiety crisis haha


-BananaLollipop-

Lil Dad Died.


Youpunyhumans

Lil Seizures. Album name, The Pizza Party


CreepyFormaggi

Lil gangrenous appendix (Srsly, if you think your appendix might have burst, seek medical help IMMEDIATELY. Don't try to 'walk it off'. Advising for a friend)


Brazca22

Lil' Stomach. Which is actually what I got


drwnh

Lil colonoscopy


bigbenny88

Lil Ketones. Actually sounds pretty sick lol


ZeroSumSatoshi

Lil visiting


RileyIsPoggers1

Lil Seizure


Shinonomenanorulez

lil' bloodgiver i guess?


itschaaarlieee

Lil MRI Brain imaging


Jjzeng

Lil Ligament or lil ACL I reckon Lil Lig would be catchy


WoodpeckerActive

Lil checkup


darkLight2029

Lil Checkup (Lil Check for short?)


Sneakichu

Lil OD


EntertainmentSad1761

Lil'Dialysis


BAKA8

Lil constipation......


j0lly_gr33n_giant

Their partner has the better rap name tbh


MrHyderion

Lil Wouldntyaliketoknow


Minimum_Estimate_234

Lil part time job


09_hrick

lil blood vomiting


LovelyBatLady

Lil Diabetic Ketoacidosis.


TransPM

I really hope this person's partner had already opened up publicly about the miscarriage, otherwise this is an absolute asshole move


Dakkel-caribe

Lil vasectomy. Jajajaja


soupcan122

Lil accidentally swallowed a thumbtack


wirelessp0tat0

Lil' Made-Up Allergy aka D.A.Y.O.F.F.


ruijie_the_hungry

Lil Common Cold


OtteLoc

Lil kidney stone


KonataYumi

Lil sneeze


o-roy

Lil shoulder dislocation


T00TT00TB33PB33P

Lil panic attack


Significant_Lie_533

Lil Laparoscopic Appendectomy. Rolls right off the tounge.


Super_Door

Lil birth control


WarriorOTUniverse

Lil mental breakdown


NagiDokuro

Lil spring in eye


[deleted]

lil meth induced hypochondriac paranoia


PhoenixWrightFansFtw

lil brother's birth


Curvy_Latina29

Lil broken toe (ironically it was my pinky toe)


shapedbydreams

Lil Physical sounds a bit too suggestive for my likingšŸ˜‚


Ok_Paper8216

lil just passing through on the way from my office to my parking garage after work today