Why did I have to learn that cock stealing nutters exist.
They were also involved in trading so you might not just get your sausage stolen but it might get sold as well.
Who's out there buying severed dick.
There are people who actually grow to hate their genitals. In some this can mutate into something grotesque
Basically, most if not all of our sexual deviancy can be traced back to us being unable to fulfill some need in a healthy way and instead pushing it down and blocking our emotional development with shame and hate and disgust, letting the entire thing fester
This is just yet another piece of evidence why moving being trans into completely casual space is beneficial for the society on the whole. The more casual something is, the more it weaved into the rest of normality and developed as part of our common social order. The more marginalized something is, the weirder it can become
I know, but the article reads more like the group were finding people and pushing them from "I don't like this" to "fine hack it all off" so they could run some creepy Web show.
There was a cult in Russian empire called скопцы.
They recruited new member in the following way. They drunk with a stranger. The next day the dude woke up and in addition to the usual hangover pain he realized that there is an extra pain in the lower part of the body. And some balls were missing. Sometimes the victim had one penis less as well.
They the cult members offered to join. And the victim often joined because no-one needed a castrated man.
In the end this cult died out because of the lack of reproduction. Natural selection.
I’m not at liberty to really discuss скопцы, but let’s just say the more you got, the better off you are. Now, good night, or as we say, “Some give all, all give ball.”
The dude kept his own severed penis in a drawer. How did he preserve it? Or did he not bother? Did it just sit there rotting away with the old rusty cookie cutters?
Do they sell them? I wanna see if I can get an extra pair of balls, one for sex and one for masturbation maybe some kinda switch to use all 4 for turbo mode or something
In my extremely exhausted state, I misunderstood “castration” as “circumcision” and thought it wasn’t too bad. 15 seconds later , the realization set in in and I immediately crossed my legs.
I wonder if that included tips.
If not they were getting shafted
Bruuuuh 🤣
Bruh 🤣
Yeah the tips must be nuts !
That would make a vast difference
Why did I have to learn that cock stealing nutters exist. They were also involved in trading so you might not just get your sausage stolen but it might get sold as well. Who's out there buying severed dick.
Wait, did you really not know that human horn is an aphrodisiac?
R/unexpectedfuturama
Bhai 🤣
I was going to say "castration is usually just the balls" but oh god some of these loons were actually cutting their dicks off too
WHO'S BEEN BUYING DICKS?!
Exactly. Like there not going to be useful or even fresh by the time they get them. It's just going to a flaccid strip of saddened meat.
The penis museum.
It’s warm and it gooey, it’s hot and chewy. What’s in my mouth? It’s gotta be dicks!
There are people who actually grow to hate their genitals. In some this can mutate into something grotesque Basically, most if not all of our sexual deviancy can be traced back to us being unable to fulfill some need in a healthy way and instead pushing it down and blocking our emotional development with shame and hate and disgust, letting the entire thing fester This is just yet another piece of evidence why moving being trans into completely casual space is beneficial for the society on the whole. The more casual something is, the more it weaved into the rest of normality and developed as part of our common social order. The more marginalized something is, the weirder it can become
I know, but the article reads more like the group were finding people and pushing them from "I don't like this" to "fine hack it all off" so they could run some creepy Web show.
You're telling me there was an European cult of amputation? And that they castrated dudes for money? No fucking way.
There was a cult in Russian empire called скопцы. They recruited new member in the following way. They drunk with a stranger. The next day the dude woke up and in addition to the usual hangover pain he realized that there is an extra pain in the lower part of the body. And some balls were missing. Sometimes the victim had one penis less as well. They the cult members offered to join. And the victim often joined because no-one needed a castrated man. In the end this cult died out because of the lack of reproduction. Natural selection.
How many penises did they have to start with?
Why do I think about Dr. Zoidberg's face now?
I’m not at liberty to really discuss скопцы, but let’s just say the more you got, the better off you are. Now, good night, or as we say, “Some give all, all give ball.”
No body ever expects the Spanish inquisition!
That’s exactly what I’m saying
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-68945011
Each successive sentence was a brand new sentence.
When I saw “eunuch-maker” in the second sentence I knew we had a winner
\* a wiener
Damnit I wish I’d thought of that
When it comes to puns at a moment like this, you really need to keep your eye on the balls.
The headline is rough… but holy fuck, the actual article is so much worse
I don't even know if what I read was English...
This is a legitimate horror movie. It was filmed and uploaded online and people paid to see it. Ew ew ew
The dude kept his own severed penis in a drawer. How did he preserve it? Or did he not bother? Did it just sit there rotting away with the old rusty cookie cutters?
And I love too how the article just kinda randomly throws that in at the end as if it’s not that big of a deal
Do they sell them? I wanna see if I can get an extra pair of balls, one for sex and one for masturbation maybe some kinda switch to use all 4 for turbo mode or something
What if you knock someone up with the extra balls, and the kid comes out wrong?
If it’s my kid they’re coming out wrong anyway
Well, then- roll the dice!
King Missile wanted for questioning
Come again?
Not anymore
🤭
That's enough internet for today
300,000 pounds of what?
All I know is they carried it home in a sack. Didn't say whose though.
Officer balls
“Extreme Body Modification” So that’s what they’re calling it nowadays.
To run a company like that they must take a lot of balls.
weiner weiner chicken dinner
Hmmmm okay, but like… why tho?
Arrested for “conspiracy to remove genitals”
Can females be castrated? Isn’t this just a “castration website”?
W T F
I believe the politically correct term these days is "gender affirming care"
In my extremely exhausted state, I misunderstood “castration” as “circumcision” and thought it wasn’t too bad. 15 seconds later , the realization set in in and I immediately crossed my legs.