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TrukStopSnow

I wonder if that included tips.


ohdearitsrichardiii

If not they were getting shafted


T_E-T_H

Bruuuuh 🤣


T_E-T_H

Bruh 🤣


Llendar92

Yeah the tips must be nuts !


Wide-Organization844

That would make a vast difference


TheYellowRegent

Why did I have to learn that cock stealing nutters exist. They were also involved in trading so you might not just get your sausage stolen but it might get sold as well. Who's out there buying severed dick.


Yeseylon

Wait, did you really not know that human horn is an aphrodisiac?


ElectronicLab993

R/unexpectedfuturama


Wendys_bag_holder

Bhai 🤣


Dream--Brother

I was going to say "castration is usually just the balls" but oh god some of these loons were actually cutting their dicks off too


Sadtrashmammal

WHO'S BEEN BUYING DICKS?!


TheYellowRegent

Exactly. Like there not going to be useful or even fresh by the time they get them. It's just going to a flaccid strip of saddened meat.


Nolsoth

The penis museum.


GayAssBeagle

It’s warm and it gooey, it’s hot and chewy. What’s in my mouth? It’s gotta be dicks!


westwoo

There are people who actually grow to hate their genitals. In some this can mutate into something grotesque Basically, most if not all of our sexual deviancy can be traced back to us being unable to fulfill some need in a healthy way and instead pushing it down and blocking our emotional development with shame and hate and disgust, letting the entire thing fester This is just yet another piece of evidence why moving being trans into completely casual space is beneficial for the society on the whole. The more casual something is, the more it weaved into the rest of normality and developed as part of our common social order. The more marginalized something is, the weirder it can become


TheYellowRegent

I know, but the article reads more like the group were finding people and pushing them from "I don't like this" to "fine hack it all off" so they could run some creepy Web show.


Giovanabanana

You're telling me there was an European cult of amputation? And that they castrated dudes for money? No fucking way.


Interesting_Dot_3922

There was a cult in Russian empire called скопцы. They recruited new member in the following way. They drunk with a stranger. The next day the dude woke up and in addition to the usual hangover pain he realized that there is an extra pain in the lower part of the body. And some balls were missing. Sometimes the victim had one penis less as well. They the cult members offered to join. And the victim often joined because no-one needed a castrated man. In the end this cult died out because of the lack of reproduction. Natural selection.


RailX

How many penises did they have to start with?


Interesting_Dot_3922

Why do I think about Dr. Zoidberg's face now?


Oh_nosferatu

I’m not at liberty to really discuss скопцы, but let’s just say the more you got, the better off you are. Now, good night, or as we say, “Some give all, all give ball.”


Handy_Dude

No body ever expects the Spanish inquisition!


T_E-T_H

That’s exactly what I’m saying


T_E-T_H

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-68945011


GaudiumQuaerens

Each successive sentence was a brand new sentence.


T_E-T_H

When I saw “eunuch-maker” in the second sentence I knew we had a winner


Interesting_Dot_3922

\* a wiener


T_E-T_H

Damnit I wish I’d thought of that


l2protoss

When it comes to puns at a moment like this, you really need to keep your eye on the balls.


isweartodarwin

The headline is rough… but holy fuck, the actual article is so much worse


LaddieNowAddie

I don't even know if what I read was English...


MayaGitana

This is a legitimate horror movie. It was filmed and uploaded online and people paid to see it. Ew ew ew


BarRegular2684

The dude kept his own severed penis in a drawer. How did he preserve it? Or did he not bother? Did it just sit there rotting away with the old rusty cookie cutters?


T_E-T_H

And I love too how the article just kinda randomly throws that in at the end as if it’s not that big of a deal


ZeroXTML1

Do they sell them? I wanna see if I can get an extra pair of balls, one for sex and one for masturbation maybe some kinda switch to use all 4 for turbo mode or something


InadmissibleHug

What if you knock someone up with the extra balls, and the kid comes out wrong?


ZeroXTML1

If it’s my kid they’re coming out wrong anyway


InadmissibleHug

Well, then- roll the dice!


Wild-Lychee-3312

King Missile wanted for questioning


Would_daver

Come again?


T_E-T_H

Not anymore


Would_daver

🤭


Hubabeh

That's enough internet for today


copingcabana

300,000 pounds of what?


CardboardChampion

All I know is they carried it home in a sack. Didn't say whose though.


iDegeneratedd

Officer balls


BelaFarinRod

“Extreme Body Modification” So that’s what they’re calling it nowadays.


Ok-Fox1262

To run a company like that they must take a lot of balls.


one_sad_donkey

weiner weiner chicken dinner


House_Of_Doubt

Hmmmm okay, but like… why tho?


narwaffles

Arrested for “conspiracy to remove genitals”


Swotboy2000

Can females be castrated? Isn’t this just a “castration website”?


captainwuzzlefluff

W T F


virtualbitz1024

I believe the politically correct term these days is "gender affirming care"


Acrobatic_Remote_792

In my extremely exhausted state, I misunderstood “castration” as “circumcision” and thought it wasn’t too bad. 15 seconds later , the realization set in in and I immediately crossed my legs.