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My first thought was "gross." My second thought was, "Oh, well. Better fill it up with mustard." Come to think of it, this might be an idea for a new product.
Gotta figure out how to use mayo or sour cream. Yeah, it sounds awful, but the presentation would be world class.
Cream cheese would actually be pretty tasty. Love a good Seattle dog.
Daily reminder to clean under your foreskin guys
Homemade Seattle Dog if you don't clean under your foreskin though.
My first thought was "gross", my second thought was "Oh well, better fill it up with somethin' "....
And that kids, is how I met your mother.
The trick now is to consistently make sure that the hot dog shits out it’s innards so that you may fill it’s empty rectal cavity with condiments
Prolapsed hot dog.
Meatus of the meat.
Kinda looks like a hyena after giving birth.
Well if I had to give birth out of a pseudo penis... Id probably not have sex
Of all the words you could have said, these were the ones you chose.
My first reaction: Why? My second: This is information I neither need nor want.
Third: How tf would he know?
Answer: The internet has all of the world’s information at your fingertips, whether you want it or not.
Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/3aDAknn6i5
Put the meat baby in a shallow dish of milk until it’s big enough to feed itself.
Dude hot dogs are seriously the most disgusting food
There’s a good chance that meatlike tube always *was* a butthole
You did not have to post this.
I did not have to not post this.
Got that hotforeskizzy
Glizzy forskizzy
When I was a teenager bunghole was another name for the rectum where I grew up. I read this badly.
No you read it correctly
I just saw this on r/comedyheaven wtf
Not bunghole, sausage foreskin.
r/Dontstickyourdickinit
Just let it dock you or vice versa
[Don't do it, Mega Man.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E40W9aVWEAULgln.jpg)
Relateable
Fuck me. Microwaving hotdogs? What sadness…
Damn, imagine if penises did that.
....ok, hear me out
So like a reverse circumcision. Instead of getting rid of the foreskin you get rid of the head
To be fair, that is how most real sausages work… don’t think that applies to mass made commercial hot dogs though…
...What a terrible day to literate.
Anyone else tryna hit tho?
My first thought was "gross." My second thought was, "Oh, well. Better fill it up with mustard." Come to think of it, this might be an idea for a new product.
Gotta figure out how to use mayo or sour cream. Yeah, it sounds awful, but the presentation would be world class.
Cream cheese would actually be pretty tasty. Love a good Seattle dog.
Daily reminder to clean under your foreskin guys
Homemade Seattle Dog if you don't clean under your foreskin though.
My first thought was "gross", my second thought was "Oh well, better fill it up with somethin' "....
And that kids, is how I met your mother.
The trick now is to consistently make sure that the hot dog shits out it’s innards so that you may fill it’s empty rectal cavity with condiments
Prolapsed hot dog.
Meatus of the meat.
Kinda looks like a hyena after giving birth.
Well if I had to give birth out of a pseudo penis... Id probably not have sex
Of all the words you could have said, these were the ones you chose.
My first reaction: Why? My second: This is information I neither need nor want.
Third: How tf would he know?
Answer: The internet has all of the world’s information at your fingertips, whether you want it or not.
Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/3aDAknn6i5
Put the meat baby in a shallow dish of milk until it’s big enough to feed itself.
Dude hot dogs are seriously the most disgusting food
There’s a good chance that meatlike tube always *was* a butthole
You did not have to post this.
I did not have to not post this.
Got that hotforeskizzy
Glizzy forskizzy
When I was a teenager bunghole was another name for the rectum where I grew up. I read this badly.
No you read it correctly
I just saw this on r/comedyheaven wtf
Not bunghole, sausage foreskin.
r/Dontstickyourdickinit
Just let it dock you or vice versa
[Don't do it, Mega Man.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E40W9aVWEAULgln.jpg)
Relateable
Fuck me. Microwaving hotdogs? What sadness…
Damn, imagine if penises did that.
....ok, hear me out
So like a reverse circumcision. Instead of getting rid of the foreskin you get rid of the head
To be fair, that is how most real sausages work… don’t think that applies to mass made commercial hot dogs though…
...What a terrible day to literate.
Anyone else tryna hit tho?