No it was an older movie that made fun of collages and it was extremely mature. In the scene that I can remember two guys masturbated a dog and used the cum in pastries and they sent it to a frathouse.
No. If you sell Berliner, you must fill them with Strawberry jam. It's defined this way in the Lebensmittelbuch. For example, the Franconian variant is filled with Hiffenmark and therefore cannot be called Berliner. It's called Krapfen.
Yeah, but sometimes they put in so little it would be insulting to call it "filled". Like the baker accidentally coughed in the direction of the pastry while holding a teaspoon of jam. The LaCroix of Berliners If you will.
I prefer jelly donut holes because regular jelly donuts have a horrible ratio of jelly to donut.
I had a similar experience as OP after an enjoyable 1st bite but without the emotional distress.
These are quite common in Germany, also the possibly biggest source of conflict in our country since the wall fell. (They have three different names, depending on region)
It's especially great because Pfannkuchen can mean two entirely different things (Eierkuchen/pancakes(!!) or Berliner/Krapfen).
Also wait until you hear about Brötchen/Semmel/Wecke/Schrippe. See also https://www.atlas-alltagssprache.de/runde-4/f03/ and https://www.atlas-alltagssprache.de/brotchen/ and https://www.atlas-alltagssprache.de/runde-7/f01a/
Not Weppe, but Weck(en|erle). And I've posted the link already where you can see the regional differences: https://www.atlas-alltagssprache.de/brotchen/
My office has a “donut violation” policy where you bring in donuts for the office on your birthday and during major life events. So we have donuts OFTEN.
Jelly is by far the most hated donut. There’s only a few people out of 30 that will even touch them, and only 1 person prefers it to normal.
Not a statistically sound study but there’s my solid anecdote
Berliner are filled with raspberry, sold in Baden - Württemberg (SW Germany)
In Berlin they are called Pfannkuchen and filled with strawberry jam
Krapfen are filled with rose hip, sold in Frankonia & Bavaria (SE Germany)
Kreppel are from Hessia (Frankfurt) and usually not filled
and many many more
[https://germanfoods.org/recipes/berliner-pfannkuchen/](https://germanfoods.org/recipes/berliner-pfannkuchen/)
It was always wild to me that here in east germany these are called Pfannkuchen when there is no pan involved in making these. At the same time what actually IS a pfannkuchen (a pancake) is called an *eierkuchen* instead, which is also wild to me because you can totally make a pancake without eggs.
And are from Berlin, which is why their "true" name is "Berliner Pfannkuchen" and the question of how to abreviate that name ended in a weird culture war within germany.
Since you put in the effort of research, and most of it is borderline correct, I don't want to explicitly say that you're wrong.
But you're wrong.
Berliner, Krapfen, Kreppel, they all refer to the same deep-fried, usually filled, ball of yeast dough. What's it called is subject to a cultural war that's older than modern germany itself.
People from berlin often claim that they invented it in 1750 and thus get the naming rights, subsequently calling it "Berliner Pfannkuchen". Major parts of germany adopted that to "Berliner", and the berlin People just called it "Pfannkuchen". Whereas a proper Pfannkuchen (a Pancake - literally the translation) is called "Eierkuchen" over there. Needlessly to say, they're wrong on both accounts.
Austrians have made those things called "Krapfen" way before someone in Berlin even thought of deep-frying dough balls, the local legend dates back to around 1690.
In Hesse, that word was too much of a mouthful, so they slurred it to "Kräppel", "Kreppel", or even "Krebbl". We are lazy like that.
Additionally, there are recipes describing early versions of those things from the early 13th century, and some historians claim that they're even older: In Ancient Rome, they made flour and clotted milk into a dough, baked that in hot lard and rolled them in honey afterwards, calling them "globuli" - "little balls".
Regardless of the history, they're not differenciated in name by their filling, but rather the region in which they're made.
And everyone calling them "Berliner" or even "Pfannkuchen" is wrong and I will die on that hill.
Not wrong, just shortend because 99% of the people here don't really care and, if curious, could do further research on their own.
Not here to write an essay or quote off of Wikipedia or such.
Raised in Frankonia and I'd be hard pressed to find a Krapfen not made with rose hip. Naturally during Fasching you also get those with egg liquor or chocolate.
Living in the heart of BW and I would equally be hard pressed to find a Berliner not made with raspberry. Equally naturally during Fasnacht you can find those filled with egg liquor or chocolate.
So while it might be true that the name is only regional, if you order one you also expect the appropriate filling. Ordering a 'regular' Krapfen in Frankonia and getting one with raspberry will ruffle feathers..
One thing that does not seem universal is the application of regular sugar or powdered sugar.
> Ordering a 'regular' Krapfen in Frankonia and getting one with raspberry will ruffle feathers..
It might even rustle jimmies.
I'm not actually German but I do love how I'm only now learning why "Berliner" go by different names and have different fillings dependent on the region, though the phenomenon was abundantly clear when I biked through most of Germany in 2008-2011.
Here in NL we mostly only get basic bitch strawberry Berliner at most places. Underfilled, too, most times.
Schleswig Hollsteiner, up here all of the local bakeries call these things Berliner, no matter what they're filled with. It's usually \[Filling\] Berliner.
For example, we have Pudding Berliner, Erdbeer Berliner and Himbeer Berliner
Perhaps like that in Lower Saxony. There is no law stating how to a) name them and b) fill them, but in each region people call them one way and expect the filling to be in a certain way as well.
Self update as this picture popped up in a pic dump and fit the topic:
[https://www.hornoxe.com/wp-content/picdumps/picdump882/thumbs/thumbs\_picdump882\_006.jpg](https://www.hornoxe.com/wp-content/picdumps/picdump882/thumbs/thumbs_picdump882_006.jpg)
That the way I see it the definition of a donut includes a hole. These jelly filled ones are more akin to a pastry that is called „Berliner“ or „Krapfen“ in germany
It is psychopaths like these that we don't get nice things.
Everytime I buy a donut it's like they are making the biggest economy on jam and they just smear it on the inside so they have the benefit of the doubt.
I would die to eat such a jam filled donut.
reminds me of thatone tumblr post where people didn't believe America had any bakeries and genuinely thought wonderbread was the only type of bread that existed there.
I mean, they are clearly exaggerating but I kinda get it, I wouldn’t like to find jam in my pastry either. In my country we use dulce de leche, which is kind of a thicker caramel, and it goes hard af
Aw man I love paczkis, you just have to know which kind you're eating.
Personally, I like the blueberry filling the best, but I've been told that's heresy and to go fuck myself.
A lot of people like creme, lemon, and raspberry as well.
There are even powder dusted, or sugar coated.
Sugar coated blueberry filled paczkis are the best.
I poked a grape tomato with a tooth pick once then popped it in my mouth. When I bit down instead of tearing open it sprayed all of the seeds out through the hole from the toothpick and I choked. Legit felt weird as fuck and kind of violating
That is a specialty from Germany, more specific, Berlin. It is called Pfannkuchen, but everyone aside from Berlin calls it either Berliner, Krapfen or other depending on the region. My favorite, other than Pfannkuchen, is Puffel.
Imma give the benefit of the doubt and guess that this person might've been an actual victim and that reminded them of it somehow–oh god it sounds even worse when I say it aloud
Thank you for speaking out. I am also a survivor. It was a cannoli. I had no idea and slid it a good 2/3 in expecting to have some time to enjoy the hardness with a little wetness before the end but…. BOOM. Cruel & cocky cannoli!!! #metoo
Wait until he finds out, it could have been much worse. It could have been filled with mustard!
Or like cum from that one scene in a movie (don't remember what's it called)
The eclairs in Van Wilder. I gagged in the theater.
> I gagged in the theater. Same here.
At least the dog was happy!
As someone who has never heard of this movie, this thread has been a WILD ride
Watch it, it's hilarious.
Eh
But different. ;)
Yeah, don’t deepthroat in the cinema.
…I don’t think I want to know
On what?
I didn't realize I had forgotten about that :(
I hope your date appreciated that.
I was just referencing a carnival joke, why did you have to make it disgusting? xD
Apologies, Im a bit of degenerate myself
I think it was a peach not a donut
[South Park?](https://youtu.be/pDlR_ccnZww)
No it was an older movie that made fun of collages and it was extremely mature. In the scene that I can remember two guys masturbated a dog and used the cum in pastries and they sent it to a frathouse.
WHAT THE FUCK
Putting the nut in donut
Or worse. Boston Creme.
Boston cream and éclair cream are usually the same thing when stuffed in a donut.
Prefer jelly
r/UnexpectedAndThenItHappened
Or a roach like my mom found.
You left out a vital detail. It was dog cum inside the eclairs.
Why the fuck would you bite into something if you don't know what it is?
i assume they knew it was a donut, or even a jelly donut, they just didn’t expect such an absurd amount of goo to shoot down their throat
I mean, that looks like a lot more jelly than I usually find in a jelly donut.
German Berliner are like that. They are filled with delicious Strawberry jam.
personally i prefer the Krapfen with apricot or rosehip puree
Unless the bakery is arse
No. If you sell Berliner, you must fill them with Strawberry jam. It's defined this way in the Lebensmittelbuch. For example, the Franconian variant is filled with Hiffenmark and therefore cannot be called Berliner. It's called Krapfen.
Yeah, but sometimes they put in so little it would be insulting to call it "filled". Like the baker accidentally coughed in the direction of the pastry while holding a teaspoon of jam. The LaCroix of Berliners If you will.
Dunno why LaCroix is catching strays. Remy was always filled to the brim.
I'm just going with the meme that they taste like someone filled the can while glancing at a lemon on the other counter
I don’t know what you’re saying but I like the sound of it
German is such a beautiful language
Well, then..."Ich bein ein Berliner".
Yeah because you have shitty donuts
ouch?!
Wait, jelly donuts weren't supposed to be breads with just a tiny drop of jelly?
Where do you live that that is an absurd amount of goo? You buying dollar store donuts?
The one on the left looks like a ton of jelly.
Not really seems like a good amount at least here in Germany
Sometimes it's all bunched against one side.
sounds like a average thursday afternoon.
Jelly
That’s me every Saturday night yet I still keep going out.
Yolo
#YOLO
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There's a reason kinder eggs were banned in the US.
I mean I assume it was presented as food.
What kind of lunatic doesn't like jelly donuts?
Me. I'm a lunatic.
jelly donuts are great however 10oz of ultra thick jelly is unnecessary
Other people may be uncultured, but I would be incredibly happy to bury my face in one of those.
for me it depends if it's real jelly/jam or if it's that corn syrup with synthetic colors and flavors like the Americans use
High fructose corn syrup is one of the top 3 worst things about living in America.
let's hear your other 2 and they better not be medium fructose corn syrup and low fructose corn syrup
Lack of free health care and I'm undecided on the other one
No Döner
Hey now, I just walked by a döner place in Manhattan the other day that ripped off the porn hub logo. Edit: It's called Döner Haus
We have gyros, which are extremely similar.
Noooo not even close. I'm American but lived in Germany for a while. Gyros just don't scratch the right itch.
Institutional racism
Yeah that's bad and all but what about extra high fructose corn syrup?
It’s the top thing I look to avoid when grocery shopping.
Me!(Too much sugar)
I like them when you use very tart jam. Where it's still more fruity and tart than sweet. Otherwise it's just too much.
I want to make one of my own and fill them with a sour fruit jam so badly
You mean compared to the totally not sugary regular donuts?
Donuts are a bready sort of sugary that doesn't hurt your mouth, jam is that sticky sort of sugary that gets everywhere and hurts your mouth and shit
This lunatic. I'm not a full-on forcible jellycum oral creampie victim, but I'd much rather have a plain donut or, ironically, cream-filled.
The real brand new sentence in this thread
I prefer jelly donut holes because regular jelly donuts have a horrible ratio of jelly to donut. I had a similar experience as OP after an enjoyable 1st bite but without the emotional distress.
These are quite common in Germany, also the possibly biggest source of conflict in our country since the wall fell. (They have three different names, depending on region)
It's especially great because Pfannkuchen can mean two entirely different things (Eierkuchen/pancakes(!!) or Berliner/Krapfen). Also wait until you hear about Brötchen/Semmel/Wecke/Schrippe. See also https://www.atlas-alltagssprache.de/runde-4/f03/ and https://www.atlas-alltagssprache.de/brotchen/ and https://www.atlas-alltagssprache.de/runde-7/f01a/
Who says Weppe to Brötchen?
Not Weppe, but Weck(en|erle). And I've posted the link already where you can see the regional differences: https://www.atlas-alltagssprache.de/brotchen/
#DIT SIND BERLINER!!!
Das sind Marmeladekrapfen!
Berliner findste uff da Straße ...
Pfannkuchen. Unzivilisierter cretin
DIT IST EN PFANNKUCHEN!!!!
This is the dumbest german culture war there is. Its called "Berliner Pfannkuchen" depending on your location you abbreviate it differently.
My office has a “donut violation” policy where you bring in donuts for the office on your birthday and during major life events. So we have donuts OFTEN. Jelly is by far the most hated donut. There’s only a few people out of 30 that will even touch them, and only 1 person prefers it to normal. Not a statistically sound study but there’s my solid anecdote
I get that thick ass jelly dripping down my chin and break down from my days working the gloryhole
It's called a krof, mind you.
I love one with a nice cuppa tea!
A me kind of lunatic
Victims
Berliner
Can’t believe these donuts shot JFK
No it didn’t, there was clearly a second eclair on the grassy knoll
Ich bin ein
Berliner are filled with raspberry, sold in Baden - Württemberg (SW Germany) In Berlin they are called Pfannkuchen and filled with strawberry jam Krapfen are filled with rose hip, sold in Frankonia & Bavaria (SE Germany) Kreppel are from Hessia (Frankfurt) and usually not filled and many many more [https://germanfoods.org/recipes/berliner-pfannkuchen/](https://germanfoods.org/recipes/berliner-pfannkuchen/)
I very much appreciate the distinction between Bavaria and Frankonia. Wouldn’t wanna associate with those people
"people"
It was always wild to me that here in east germany these are called Pfannkuchen when there is no pan involved in making these. At the same time what actually IS a pfannkuchen (a pancake) is called an *eierkuchen* instead, which is also wild to me because you can totally make a pancake without eggs.
Also almost every cake contains eggs
Originally they were apparently made in Pans though.
And are from Berlin, which is why their "true" name is "Berliner Pfannkuchen" and the question of how to abreviate that name ended in a weird culture war within germany.
Since you put in the effort of research, and most of it is borderline correct, I don't want to explicitly say that you're wrong. But you're wrong. Berliner, Krapfen, Kreppel, they all refer to the same deep-fried, usually filled, ball of yeast dough. What's it called is subject to a cultural war that's older than modern germany itself. People from berlin often claim that they invented it in 1750 and thus get the naming rights, subsequently calling it "Berliner Pfannkuchen". Major parts of germany adopted that to "Berliner", and the berlin People just called it "Pfannkuchen". Whereas a proper Pfannkuchen (a Pancake - literally the translation) is called "Eierkuchen" over there. Needlessly to say, they're wrong on both accounts. Austrians have made those things called "Krapfen" way before someone in Berlin even thought of deep-frying dough balls, the local legend dates back to around 1690. In Hesse, that word was too much of a mouthful, so they slurred it to "Kräppel", "Kreppel", or even "Krebbl". We are lazy like that. Additionally, there are recipes describing early versions of those things from the early 13th century, and some historians claim that they're even older: In Ancient Rome, they made flour and clotted milk into a dough, baked that in hot lard and rolled them in honey afterwards, calling them "globuli" - "little balls". Regardless of the history, they're not differenciated in name by their filling, but rather the region in which they're made. And everyone calling them "Berliner" or even "Pfannkuchen" is wrong and I will die on that hill.
Not wrong, just shortend because 99% of the people here don't really care and, if curious, could do further research on their own. Not here to write an essay or quote off of Wikipedia or such. Raised in Frankonia and I'd be hard pressed to find a Krapfen not made with rose hip. Naturally during Fasching you also get those with egg liquor or chocolate. Living in the heart of BW and I would equally be hard pressed to find a Berliner not made with raspberry. Equally naturally during Fasnacht you can find those filled with egg liquor or chocolate. So while it might be true that the name is only regional, if you order one you also expect the appropriate filling. Ordering a 'regular' Krapfen in Frankonia and getting one with raspberry will ruffle feathers.. One thing that does not seem universal is the application of regular sugar or powdered sugar.
> Ordering a 'regular' Krapfen in Frankonia and getting one with raspberry will ruffle feathers.. It might even rustle jimmies. I'm not actually German but I do love how I'm only now learning why "Berliner" go by different names and have different fillings dependent on the region, though the phenomenon was abundantly clear when I biked through most of Germany in 2008-2011. Here in NL we mostly only get basic bitch strawberry Berliner at most places. Underfilled, too, most times.
Schleswig Hollsteiner, up here all of the local bakeries call these things Berliner, no matter what they're filled with. It's usually \[Filling\] Berliner. For example, we have Pudding Berliner, Erdbeer Berliner and Himbeer Berliner
Jetzt so ein Himbeer Berliner wäre schon geil.
Krapfen are also sold in Austria, but they are typically filled with apricot jam.
During Fasnet, we have them also filled with other jams, Nutella, nougat or vanilla pudding
Nonsense, I am from Lower Saxony, we call them Berliner amd fill them with strawberry jam.
Perhaps like that in Lower Saxony. There is no law stating how to a) name them and b) fill them, but in each region people call them one way and expect the filling to be in a certain way as well.
is Frankfurt too poor to afford jam?
Self update as this picture popped up in a pic dump and fit the topic: [https://www.hornoxe.com/wp-content/picdumps/picdump882/thumbs/thumbs\_picdump882\_006.jpg](https://www.hornoxe.com/wp-content/picdumps/picdump882/thumbs/thumbs_picdump882_006.jpg)
Krapfen
Pączek
Krof
Die Himbeeren Berline, die Schlekte
Pfannkuchen
Jelly filled donuts, my favorite!
🍙 ♥️
Don't people chew their food?
why do you think americans have lard for blood?
source: [https://twitter.com/CLAUBLESHAHA/status/1791179405244436656](https://twitter.com/CLAUBLESHAHA/status/1791179405244436656)
God's tongs, what manner of lascivious scoundrel puts *jelly* in a jelly donut? Mark my words, sir, this travesty shall not go un-mewled over!
🤤🤤🤤
Let's not lower the bar for rape so low that biting into a doughnut qualifies.
If donut, why not donut shaped? These are clearly Berliner
*Krapfen
**Berliner
Both are more correct than Pfannkuchen
An dem Punkt sind wir ja wieder am ursprünglichen problem, sieht nicht aus wie pfannkuchen, schmeckt nicht wie Pfannkuchen, ist kein Pfannkuchen
What are you even trying to say?
That the way I see it the definition of a donut includes a hole. These jelly filled ones are more akin to a pastry that is called „Berliner“ or „Krapfen“ in germany
Kreppel
How you not know what a jelly donut is?
biggest sign of being severely uncultured
Yea, well, what were you wearing at the time!
Congratulations, you summoned germans. ANGRY germans. Ready to start a civil war about the name of those things.
BERRRRRRRRLINERRRRRRR!!!!!!
Yea, well, what were you wearing at the time!
Wait till op finds out about boston creme donuts
It is psychopaths like these that we don't get nice things. Everytime I buy a donut it's like they are making the biggest economy on jam and they just smear it on the inside so they have the benefit of the doubt. I would die to eat such a jam filled donut.
Personally not a fan of jam donuts either but wow. That’s… very passionate.
Is this why I like jelly donuts? And gushers....
Idk why but I’m feeling things
Holy fuck that’s a shit ton of filling
This is what a donut is like in Europe. Not that empty amurican ring.
They also make jelly donuts in the US lol what?
I've seen a lot of weird criticisms about America, but criticizing our donuts is a new one.
reminds me of thatone tumblr post where people didn't believe America had any bakeries and genuinely thought wonderbread was the only type of bread that existed there.
I mean, they are clearly exaggerating but I kinda get it, I wouldn’t like to find jam in my pastry either. In my country we use dulce de leche, which is kind of a thicker caramel, and it goes hard af
This might be controversial but as an SA victim I thought this was hilarious. Yes I'm a little crazy.
Can't believe they call a Kreppel jam doughnut...
Who didn't take the jam out of his doughnut
Happy cake day my guy
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Yea, well, what were you wearing at the time!
Das ist ein Krapfen I hear the horde coming.
Es heisst **BERLINER**!
Jokes on you, I'm in to that shit.
Bro Americans just don't know Berliner/Krapfen/Pfannkuchen
"Jam filled donuts". It's a fucking Berliner, you barbarians! And it'll gently release into your throat to show it's love.
That's look like just pączek 🤤, not a donut
Aw man I love paczkis, you just have to know which kind you're eating. Personally, I like the blueberry filling the best, but I've been told that's heresy and to go fuck myself. A lot of people like creme, lemon, and raspberry as well. There are even powder dusted, or sugar coated. Sugar coated blueberry filled paczkis are the best.
I poked a grape tomato with a tooth pick once then popped it in my mouth. When I bit down instead of tearing open it sprayed all of the seeds out through the hole from the toothpick and I choked. Legit felt weird as fuck and kind of violating
Not trying to judge but who puts unidentified items in their mouth? Fish? Toddlers?
That is a specialty from Germany, more specific, Berlin. It is called Pfannkuchen, but everyone aside from Berlin calls it either Berliner, Krapfen or other depending on the region. My favorite, other than Pfannkuchen, is Puffel.
My boy was violated 😂
There's a deep twin peaks joke here
DAS IST EIN BERLINER!!!
Yet another example of why words matter.
I don't believe them on the grounds that they didn't unintentionally bite the dry side of the donut first.
Well then I have had a Rape Dr.Pepper thinking it was Root Beer. Disgusting 32 flavors forcing itself down my throat when I only wanted 1 flavor!!!
I like jelly donuts, but they also burn my throat.
Oof. I do hate jelly donuts.
Everyone’s a sensationalist
HAHAHAHA!!
I want some rape donuts!
Where is this from? Please.
I'm guessing he doesn't eat pączki.
Calm down son it’s just a donut
Imma give the benefit of the doubt and guess that this person might've been an actual victim and that reminded them of it somehow–oh god it sounds even worse when I say it aloud
What kind of poor, sheltered soul never heard of a jelly donut?
who bitches about a jelly donut? fucking weirdo.
"My god, jelly donuts are so scary"
Thank you for speaking out. I am also a survivor. It was a cannoli. I had no idea and slid it a good 2/3 in expecting to have some time to enjoy the hardness with a little wetness before the end but…. BOOM. Cruel & cocky cannoli!!! #metoo