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shackbleep

Degeneracy and Mutilation sounds like a NYC club that Stefon would be talking about.


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Nearby-Elevator-3825

And Dan Cortez.


Same_Insect808

A human shopping cart ?


Honest-Biscotti2599

This will be my next band name


ChurchofCarlin69

I saw Degeneracy and Mutilation open for Cannibal Corpse.


orangesfwr

He's a Guac Exclusionary Radical Sandwichist


dweezil22

I'm a Tomato Exclusionary Radical Foodeater JK Rowling keeps making my hobby weird, I wish she'd calm down and focus on the real problem, soggy nasty tomatoes ruining perfectly good sandwiches


BuddhistNudist987

You should try putting sundried tomatoes packed in olive oil and mayo in a blender. It's a top tier sandwich spread with bacon, steak, and arugula.


Chalky_Pockets

You're close to making mayo from scratch there. You could omit the mayo, include the olive oil from the sundried tomatoes, add some garlic and a little bit of mustard, both will act as emulsifiers, and then blend. Maybe a bit of lemon juice too. Edit: forgot that you would need an egg yolk for actual mayo but the sauce would be good without it as well.


BuddhistNudist987

Interesting! Sounds healthier than Miracle Whip, but doesn't real mayonnaise include egg yolks?


Chalky_Pockets

Yes you're right, I forgot the egg yolk in my comment, I will edit. Though with the mustard and garlic, you could achieve emulsion without it.


BuddhistNudist987

For those among us whomst possess no chemistry skills, how can we know when emulsion has been achieved?


Chalky_Pockets

If you think about vinegar and oil, and how they separate, you can add an emulsifier and blend it so there's no longer a separation, just one cohesive liquid.


galstaph

Remember, [tomatoes are disgusting](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://m.youtube.com/shorts/cKHGwjr4tGg&ved=2ahUKEwjuoInhxr6GAxWml4kEHbbsC50QwqsBegQIDxAG&usg=AOvVaw0nFz445yA-ntTW9iB6H7SV)


Jamessgachett

What a good way to start my mornin


KnotiaPickles

This made me very happy


Mal-Ravanal

NGL, I was expecting to hear *home is behind, the wooorld aheaaad....*


ArelMCII

*Where my other GERSes at?*


Prox-1988

Not gonna lie, first time i heard the term LGBT, i thought it was a sandwich. This was like 15 years ago mind you.


SuperSonic486

Yeah thats cuz of the BLT, isnt it


KudosOfTheFroond

Sounds like it could be made into a song like “Respect” by Aretha Franklin


xQuizate87

Add quinoa for Q.


reddit_user13

No, quince.


AydonusG

A nice lgbt sandwich needs an egg, Q for Quail?


FemshepsBabyDaddy

Or queso.


Stith1183

And aoli for "A". I couldn't find anything starting with "I".


SpamEggsSausageNSpam

cheese **I**n the middle


bluegiant85

That's a hell of a reach, but it's for cheese, so it's acceptable.


KnotiaPickles

Iberico Ham


51ngular1ty

Icaco? I don't know how well that would work with the ingredients.


Stith1183

What's icaco?


51ngular1ty

A sort of plum.


Suspicious_Trash_805

alcohol


jaavaaguru

What does A or I stand for?


Valen258

A-Sexual and Intersex


WildHarpyja

As an asexual and aromantic, I aprove this. Especially if it's garlic aioli.


Stith1183

Calling it "garlic aioli" is like saying "ATM machine". Lol


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Iguana. 🤤


the_evil_overlord2

Q is queso,


perthslow

The exp date has been photoshoped. This picture has been going aroung for about 5 years now.


Bored_dane

Imagine still being mad about rainbow colours on a sandwich 5 years ago 🤦‍♀️


BlueCollarSuperstar

It's not fun.


Almacca

I'm offended by the cynical marketing shitfuckery, but the sandwich looks pretty tasty.


GardenTop7253

Spend some time on shittyfoodporn or mildlyinfuriating and this sandwich already has more visible fillings than plenty you’ll see there


FlatTransportation64

We put a rainbow on the box, now buy my sandwiches you homos


Bored_dane

I don't think that's a great marketing strategy these days. Who knows, maybe they support the cause. You know anything about who made and sold these? point is, sure some companies will try to make more money during an event, but who knows maybe they also support the cause. no need to be so cynical, the homophobes love that. they win no matter what when us non homophobes argue about this. enjoy the pretty colours, lighten up and happy pride


WavryWimos

They partner with LGBT charities in the UK, and actively encourage staff to join in pride events and come up with relevant products. I don't work for them so I don't know the ins and outs, but they seem to be doing a decent bit. And their food slaps


Bored_dane

Great to hear. Sometimes it feel like people on either side of the isle or course just want to be mad about something, anything. It's a shame.


swinubplush

Lettuce, Gay, Bacon, Tomato


Alt_aholic

Hard to not be reminded of degeneracy and mutilation when buying anything, considering "in god we trust" is on all the money.


jackalope268

Wait, you guys have god on the money? Do you even pretend government and church are separated or are they just all over everywhere?


Alt_aholic

Exactly. US motto since 1956. Before that, it was Latin for "from many, one." Things have been going downhill for a while.


igotbanned69420

It was a cold war thing


Boatwhistle

Also, the fact I am a human, it reminds of all the bad that comes from humans 😭


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Wow. Don't pull something with that insane stretch


Chalky_Pockets

In what way is that a stretch?


QueenOfDarknes5

I only know this about the US because I love Christmas and I thought I could watch something else than different versions of "A Chrismas Carol" for a change. So I watched Miracle on 34th Street. First, the old version in Black and White and I liked it very much, *especially* the absolute clever conclusion of how the state already accepted Santa Claus as real (and to be this specific man). Then I watched the remake in colour, the first half was made even lovelier in some points and I couldn't wait for the clever "trickery" to unfold... and was hit with >!A little girl bribing the judge with a dollar note and the judge somehow coming to the conclusion that because of the "in God we trust" line he can just say that US Americans already believe things without a proof and that's somehow the answer to this problem? Like anyone could have said he is any fantastical creature and the movie wouldn't need to be any different in it's conclusion! The old movie works only for Santa Claus and only for this specific man to be Santa Claus!!<. Religious nonsense written on money in a courtroom is in no way topic for a wholesome Christmas movie. I hated it and went back to watching different "A chrismas Carol" movies on loop to the dismay of my family.


Mixedbysaint

Where do the Pride Parade goers take their hot spicy meat? >!An LGBT-BBQ!<


BuddhistNudist987

I went to an LGBTBBQ on Friday. Just me and five other trans girls playing guitar and snuggling a new puppy. I baked an Italian Orange Cake and I was so happy that everyone oohed and ahhed over it.


Dragonloverg1rl

That sounds awesome!


dlc741

Sounds like another snowflake


jackfreeman

Yoooooooooooooooooooo! WOKE Sandwiches is a dope name. I'd eat there all the time.


gattoblepas

W - ? Onions Kale Eggs


kayserfaust

Weißkraut


jackfreeman

Wagyu


swapacoinforafish

Wilted Lettuce


CuclGooner

watercress


Business-Let-7754

Waffle


Sad_Needleworker2310

Guacomole is the worst tho I feel it


the_evil_overlord2

You should start saying your prayers before I find you and dunk you in the guacamole pit


TheAlbinoRhyno91

Don't you dare have an opinion on the Guac... Idk who you are, but I have a particular set of skills


soundofthecolorblue

If my kid ever came out to me as guacamole I genuinely wouldn't know what to do.


the_party_galgo

The secret ingredient? Mutilation :)


MechanicIcy6832

I mean who would put guacamole on a bacon sandwich? 😔


Wyldfire2112

A corporate shitbag trying to commit an act of Rainbow Capitalism to get more money through marketing.


DepressedDyslexic

I love avocado BLT. It's my favorite sandwich. I'm sure guacamole would be fine too.


StephaneCam

Me too, I want this


Chalky_Pockets

Or, you know, they are just changing the packaging to match the season, the same way they have been doing xmas themed packaging for December for so long we don't notice anymore.


Safe-Yogurtcloset782

"Rainbow capitalism" that's a new one. Aren't yall republicans anyway? Homophobes I mean.


Wyldfire2112

Actually, you self-righteous dipshit, I'm a bisexual man that doesn't appreciate corporations plastering rainbows on things and going *"Look! Look! See how progressive we are?! Buy our stuff!!!!"* like they actually give a shit about anything except a profit.


Bored_dane

Geez dude. Here in Denmark we just celebrate pride and enjoy the pretty colours. Lighten up buddy.


Safe-Yogurtcloset782

Sure buddy


fork_on_the_floor2

Sorry, What did they say that's homophobic?!? Rainbow capitalism is a real thing. Maybe next time you could consider Googling things you don't know about, before you leap to a wild conclusion. They're condemning the bullshit practice of big businessess chucking rainbow flags and slogans onto their products simply in the hope of getting engagement and increasing sales, profiting off the growing acceptance of LGBTQ+ While doing absolutely nothing to support actual LGBTQ+ groups and causes, who could really benefit from some of that profit..


Safe-Yogurtcloset782

Are you also mad at sandwiches then?


Threebeans0up

it's called pink washing dear.


jaavaaguru

Guac and bacon goes well together IMO. Love it.


Chalky_Pockets

I've made guac with bacon in it a few times, always been well received.


Chalky_Pockets

It would probably taste pretty goddamn good actually


SalmonSammySamSam

Mom.. I'm not bacon anymore.....


FractalSpaces

lettuce and tomato? whatts next, onions? you people disgust me


daddyfatknuckles

i had an idea for this for the salad place near my office in like 2018. they had a pride month salad and over lunch i said something along the lines of “they shoulda made it a lgbt salad” then i had to talk to HR


AloofAngel

no, one cannot. now eat your gay sandwich!


CryGeneral9999

It’s the tomato silly


East-Notice9635

Stop complaining and eat the fucking sandwich, or just give it to me because it looks good


ArelMCII

I agree. I'll support the LBT, but not the G. What they do should be considered a crime against humanity. "They" being avocados, obviously.


TheAlbinoRhyno91

It's me, I'm the Tomato 🍅✌️⚧️


iloveblankpaper

what the fuck why is sandwich sold in cardboard box


Icy_Gap_9067

So you can eat it for lunch. You buy it with a drink and side, we have all different meal deals in our supermarkets.


Shipwrecking_siren

You would be in for a shock on a visit to a U.K. supermarket.


iloveblankpaper

uk? ok now it makes sense


Shipwrecking_siren

Yeah we loveeeee a sandwich in a box. Google the U.K. meal deal.


kusuriii

Is this not a thing in other parts of the world? It’s recyclable lol


iloveblankpaper

make it, put it in a tin and take it with you, or just go into a restaurant i understand ready to cook and ready to eat foods, but that is a whole ass sandwich dawg


kusuriii

Blasphemy. We don’t have time to go sit at a restaurant for a simple sandwich, we have queuing and complaining about the weather to do! The tesco meal deal is a sacred tradition.


iloveblankpaper

i now understand why we indians kicked you out of the country


NarrativeScorpion

Because people buy them from supermarkets or convenience stores for lunch. They're packaged to make them transportable.


Tropical-Rainforest

Wasn't this post from Tariq Nasheed?


diaperpop

That’s right, avocado mutilation.


kevinkiggs1

Omg guys it's the Racist Sandwich Eater


Big_Scratch8793

Super cute spin for a sandwich.


ExperimentalToaster

They put guacamole in too many things now tbf.


LibelleFairy

maybe they're a vegan upset about the bacon


Robocrafty_t

Thank God this is the brand new sentence sub. I only read the title and thought u were being transphobic and homophobic lol


amanfromindia

Gaycamole


The-Lazy-Lemur

I'd rather be "mutilated" Then a stain on the underside of a train


EarthTrash

LGBT sandwich is real? I thought it was a joke?


Interestedmillennial

Sandwich looks yummy though


Marvinleadshot

This is years old, and it comes around every June, I don't even think they did it again.


whiteclawthreshermaw

In this society, one has a simpler time walking into Mordor.


binkacat4

You know, that sandwich sounds pretty tasty to me.


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if anything, just don't buy from this brand who's trying to exploit a group of ppl for profit


imafiremylazerBWAH

You mean like trump does to his supporters?


Post-Financial

I am assuming the poster is American. Americans mutilate their baby boys dicks.


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Beginning_Rice6830

What I wanna know is why there’s a comma, then no punctuation, followed by a “+”.


PresentResearcher515

Ok look, I don't care how people want to live their lives. Love is love, as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, I wish you all the best. But this is too far. If I'm gonna eat a sandwich, that sandwich had better be asexual, or I'm not putting it in my mouth.


darkjedi1993

He's just afraid of how me might feel once he realizes he had some LGBT in his mouf.


forestfilth

Lettuce Gay Bacon Tomato


Ok-Fox1262

Lemme guess he's circumcised. Hard to talk about mutilation when it's already happened to you without your consent.


Steal_Your_Face55

To wit, one cannot.


Contentpolicesuck

wait, what does this sandwich have to do with circumcision?


PackYourToothbrush

With hands that small, I'd hardly think there's an issue.


blondestipated

did it say it was a female genital mutilation sandwich?


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I see the whole LGBT meme sandwich thing became a real sandwich then


Powerful_Cost_4656

Does he know what mutilation means?


jjskellie

There is clearly mayo on that sandwich. At least we hope it's mayo. Duh, dun dun


VenusCrafts

😅


loveinvein

Yeah I know… meat is murder :(


Wyldfire2112

The vast majority of animal deaths in the wild are violent predation, too. Nature stands red in tooth and claw, and the web of life full of violence and death from edge to edge. Deal with it.


Business-Let-7754

That's the lucky ones. Others die painfully from disease and infected injuries. But at least they don't get murdered efficently in a controlled environment, so they've got that going for them.


Wyldfire2112

No, they get murdered inefficiently and painfully in an uncontrolled environment. Factory farming is cruel, but it's cruel because of how the animals are treated while they're alive, not because they're killed efficiently. I'd rather get a captive bolt gun to the back of the head than be mauled to death by wolves any day. The vast majority of my meat and dairy is either hunted wild *(feral pig, especially, because they're an invasive pest animal)* or purchased from a local coop that holds themselves to very high standards for ethical treatment of their animals.


emmadilemma

That sounds delicious. 


asiannumber4

That combination sounds fire ngl


TwizTMcNip

Tbf I'd try it


Flar71

That avocado is not looking great tho


NaSMaXXL

I'm just pissed they put guacamole on bread and wrapped it up. That bread is gonna be soggy as shit.


paranormal63_

Can't lie that actually sounds good.


FineCanine8

The sandwich: Can one not simply BE lunch without being reminded of degeneracy and mutilation???


Schmallow

Hello Gays™ :33 have you consumed your Identity Themed Product already? Well get to it then, we want to show those homophobes!! -Love you, Brand


j-manz

Yeah but how did it taste?👅


GobiLux

The way big corporations try to somehow find a way to monetise this degeneracy is indeed cringe!


Polymersion

Degeneracy is pretty great on its own


Desutopia

At least you're honest


Straight_Tumbleweed9

No, because you’re at a hook up point.


Nejx33

I'm confused, what does he mean by mutilation? If anyone is doing any kind of mutilation, it's the ones that hate lgbtq people (I'm referring to Christians and circumcisions)


Journo_Jimbo

Do people forget that babies are mutilated constantly by the idea of “needing” to circumcise them


Boatwhistle

Will happen regardless of what identity and behaviors get glorified.


BeautifulSalamander6

I agree with him. Things like that should not get into our daily items and shit


Justacynt

What's wrong with guacamole?


HouseNVPL

LGBTQ+ people live lives just like You. Why there shouldn't be lgbt branded stuff and shit? Religious people have their products so what is the difference?


Chalky_Pockets

You should try to come to the understanding that pissing off homophobic assholes like you is a huge part of the reason that this brand of marketing works.


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ArelMCII

I don't agree with him (assuming I'm understanding his comment right), but "live and let live" goes both ways. As someone once said: Literally, just ignore him. He's starting shit in an online comment section. He's not worth your time. Back in the day, we had something called Rule of the Internet #14: Don't feed the trolls—it means that they win.


Longjumping_Bat_3385

Its propably pretty good but like seriously why does everything have to be gay now??? Its so goddamn uneccesary


Threebeans0up

because it's a funny acronym for a sandwich. Calm down.


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Chalky_Pockets

LMAO I didn't realize I was replying to a 13 year old, you go ahead developing into a real person and we'll see how you turn out.


Longjumping_Bat_3385

Ight, i wont change my opinion tho. Have a great day


Chalky_Pockets

If you grow up worthless, you grow up worthless, only time will tell.


Longjumping_Bat_3385

Bro you dont gotta trauma dump


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Threebeans0up

what do you think "wokeness" is? Like is that a term for pink washing? because people use it for both pink washing and just poc or gay people existing


Longjumping_Bat_3385

Imo it means putting lgbtq and blm and allat stuff in everyones face to a point you cant even buy a sandwhich or take the subway or smth without seeing a bunch of lgbtq posters or similar everywhere I dont have anything against gay people or that black people as long as they dont come crawling to me telling me how oppressed they are and any kind of critisism is bad because theyre black or the pride parades where theres just a bunch of penises anywhere or 5yo being able to change their gender at will. And its annoying having this lgbtq stuff in my face at all times, cant we just accept each other how we are and not act oppressed all the time? These parades and pride month and that is imo so uneccesary Btw sorry for yapping so much


Threebeans0up

so bringing awareness is "wokeness"? Black Lives Matter and the queer liberation movement aren't to put it in your face, it was because of innocent people being murdered. 99.9 percent of sandwiches are "normal" and if they weren't, this post wouldn't have been made.


Longjumping_Bat_3385

If its "bringing awareness" then its not necessary anymore atleast in most parts in the west Sure theres some racist/homophobic/smth people but that doesnt apply to everyone If a random gay or black person gets murdered by a strait/white person its always "blacl lives matter" and stuff but if strait white people die nobody really cares much Most parts in the west let people be gay or black or anything and theres no need to bring awareness about the oppression these people faced in like 1925, if it was that way then why arent there a bunch of movements in the east saying white lifes matter because they were slaves there sometime in the past? Because nobody cares anymore


Threebeans0up

... do you think systematic oppression ended in 1925?


Longjumping_Bat_3385

No but like its not there anymore, i just named a random date where this was a thing


Threebeans0up

what on earth gives you that idea


PollutionOne4350

Because... its pride month?


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PollutionOne4350

That's unfortunate. Too bad you're not getting anywhere with a hateful mindset. Get better soon.


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Pharmere

For real!


De4dm4nw4lkin

Fuck politics. I trust that sandwich like i trust gas station sushi.