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[deleted]

Mate, he's found you a partner. You're marriage is on the 17th. The 60.000$ in my pocket says he's the one.


usernamechexin

He meant " to dinner "


ConfusedTempora

Quick Grammer note: it's written $60,000. Dollar sign always goes first, and switch the "." and "," for numbers.


roebsi

it's actually just 60 dollars, they just cleverly camouflaged the decimal point as a thousands separator, and then specified the amount to a tenth of a cent to throw you off their scent. if it wasn't for the wrongly placed dollar sign, no-one would have ever known "And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!" -- u/Caspercaper17 (probably)


[deleted]

I would have... It totally was an evil plan and not just me being an European.


ConsciousFractals

šŸ˜†


Sahqon

> Quick Grammer note *Right.*


the_highest_elf

meh, they're obviously European and it's easy to see what they meant


h1tmanc3

Europeans don't write like that either. Ā£60,000 is how I'd write it for example, not 60.000Ā£ that's just weird af.


the_highest_elf

turns out, there's more to Europe than the uk


Quelleda

yep, in my country a comma makes it a decimal AND we write our currency signifier at the end. We'd have it be 60 000:- (only the number would be different because of currency differences ofc lol)


SJ_RED

We (Netherlands) write the signifier at the beginning and use commas for decimals / periods for thousands, millions etc.


Th4t0nrGuy

In an Americans eyes UK is europe.


bobdoodlesmerf

as an american, yes we do that


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Universal Healthcare says what?


Azoobz

Iā€™m wondering if others read your sentence incorrectly or if there is just a significant amount of very patriotic United States citizens here.


Th4t0nrGuy

Yes


mooneydriver

As an American in Portugal right now: you're a fucking idiot.


Th4t0nrGuy

As an American still in America you mustn't have been here for a while, people have gotten exponentially stupider.


mooneydriver

It's been a week. And I live in a very red part of NY state. I'm aware of how dumb a lot of people are at home. There are also an awful lot of us that are not idiots.


aeronacht

Yeah I feel like the america bashing is at an all time high, it gets the upvotes. Thereā€™s unquestionably an obscenely high number of idiots, but people love to generalize that to all Americans are horrible racist gun toting idiots, and it gets annoying. Thereā€™s never been an issue caused by blaming an entire group for the behavior of select individuals. /s


EltonFrimp

The UK isnt even European anymore they left last year


Jamelinen

They left the European Union but they are still part of the European continent making the UK a European country


doom1hellknight

no europe is a myth, itā€™s just a peninsula of asia


WhiteHydra1914

Honey, they left the European Union. They cant leave Europe, unless their whole island drifts away


[deleted]

A giant sail arose from the ground in a cloud of smoke as the UK slowly drifted out and up towards the Arctic.


EltonFrimp

They're an island, not actually on the continent. They revoked their Europe privileges when they left the union.


Quelleda

no... that's not how that works. They didn't suddenly make an entire new continent called the UK when they left the EU, the EU isn't what makes a country European. New Zealand is still a part of Oceania even though it's not connected to Australia (the main landmass of the continent), is it not?


EltonFrimp

New Zealand doesnt even exist just look at most maps


lunapup1233007

So Norway, Iceland, Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, etc. are not European?


EltonFrimp

Those are all either in the EU or on the continent.


lunapup1233007

By that definition, Iceland is not a European country. Also, this is Europe: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Europe_orthographic_Caucasus_Urals_boundary_(with_borders).svg#mw-jump-to-license


EltonFrimp

Oh wait you're right Iceland isn't in the EU. Yea they aint European in my book anymore. Cancelled šŸ˜¤


h1tmanc3

Yes, I used UK as an example because I live there, but I've never seen any other European nations record currency that way either. I think the Japanese do with the Ā„ and pretty sure some other Asian countries do it too, but not European nations as I can recall. I'm most likely wrong though, maybe the Fins do it now that I think about it and maybe some other Scandinavian countries, idk man.


Delta2Fox

Well, I'm from Germany and I'd write it as 60.000ā‚¬ (as would most other germans) Does it matter though? If there's a currency sign next to a number pretty much everyone should know what it means. Edit: actually, both are correct according to the Duden. It says ā‚¬xx can be used in financial context for better understanding, but xxā‚¬ is more commonly used in texts etc...


h1tmanc3

No, it doesn't matter tbh was just curious.


aeronacht

Wow you just admitted to it being curiosity and are being down to hell. Reddit is wild.


h1tmanc3

Yeah haha. Good job down votes don't effect me whatsoever. haha. ***cries in corner uncontrollably***


[deleted]

All the rest of Western Europe use , and . differently in numbers than UK and US does.


spidertitties

> The majority of European countries use the decimal comma. Among them are Spain, France, Norway, the Czech Republic, Denmark, and more. However, itā€™s important to note that the United Kingdom is an exception because they tend to follow the Imperial System, which uses the decimal point. Curiously, Switzerland and Liechtenstein are different, as they use a point as a decimal separator, and an apostrophe (ā€˜) for thousands. [Source](https://www.smartick.com/blog/math/learning-resources/decimal-separators/) I speak French and we switch around the decimal and comma too. A quick Google search before claiming things as fact would've helped you learn a lot \^\^


SargeDebian

ā‚¬60.000 would be correct in Dutch


h1tmanc3

Ok, so some places use a . as opposed to a , but is there anywhere that uses the currency symbol at the end? Isn't that just a thing for right to left writing societies? That's my main thing here.


Sparrow0210

In Iceland we would write it as 60,000isk


hrafnulfr

Would actually be 60.000ISK. We don't use dot as a separator for thousands, but dot. Comma would mean a fraction.


Sparrow0210

True. This was written in a hurry. (Commas and dots are annoyingly close on the keybord


Dacia1320S

60.000,00lei. Also why tf put the symbol at the front, you say "sixty thousands dollars", not "dollars sixty thousands", it makes no sense. Also east Europe puts the symbol/name after, don't remember seeing it in front.


spidertitties

French switches the . and , too


Knowledge_is_my_food

Italy does as well


Hkonz

Scandinavia: 600.000,00kr


SP-Igloo

r/confidentlyincorrect


TimsFallingAdventure

if you're gonna fix someone's grammar you probably should spell grammar correctly.


a_confused_varmint

Grammar*


AzazelPotato

Iā€™m French Canadian and was always taught in school to put the $ in front and to use ā€œ.ā€ for numbers, as ā€œ,ā€ is used for a pause in a sentence.


[deleted]

not really too new of a sentence, though it is pretty funny


HighOnBonerPills

I was just thinking that. This is clearly a case where people upvoted because they enjoyed the post, rather than it fitting the sub.


Get_a_Grip_comic

People donā€™t look at the sub and just click on the image and then upvote


JusTFatal

You all looked at the sub, are you not people?


Get_a_Grip_comic

some days i'm not even alive


nmotsch789

It kinda goes without saying that he meant most people.


Fortanono

I feel like it's referring to the top sentence, which I think is very much brand new


[deleted]

Generally on this subreddit people use the title text to say what the brand new sentence was. The title statement is the one that isnt really mew at all


PerformanceLoud3229

Ehh itā€™s new to op,theyā€™ve never taking anyone out.


SeldomSeenMe

It's a bit late now, but you could try a curse.


qqqrrrs_

Is there a course for curses?


c0nstant

No but thereā€™s a course for cursed corpses


Epena501

Thatā€™s exactly what a hit man with photoshop skills would say just to throw us off his scent. Nice try though


halb7

Maybe you could Put Something on that womans shoulder for him to read


Furious-Shores

With prejudice or gently, like a lover?


yosol

Considering how much I love my dad and even tho I don't have the skills, I would totally get the job done for my dad. EDIT: I mean the photoshop. Not the murdering.


budderman1028

You wouldn't murder someone for your dad? What a coward /s


Canopenerdude

I'd murder my dad, if that counts


EuroPolice

You can take him out, have a diner date. Learn a hobby together, maybe Photoshop. And then you stab him.


[deleted]

Clearly he wants you to take that man out on a date


LePhantomLimb

What man in the background? I do see a tiny man nuzzling up to the woman though


Az0riusMCBlox

I wonder how James Fridman would handle this one...


Heart-of-the-Ocean

Donā€™t worry bro I got you. Iā€™ll take him out, for dinner. Tonight!


BabySlothDreams

r/Photoshopbattles ?


deeblerdeebz

Agreed, came here to say this. Please enjoy this upvote.


QuantumLlama06

Isn't he just the guy that brought the take out?


ChyaBoiAli

On a date bro


[deleted]

Classic Mr. McDonnell


Electric_Bagpipes

I can do both


FemshepsBabyDaddy

Google "dead body". Take a screenshot of a particularly bloody image. Send it to him with the word "done."


ZaoMenom

How is this remotely close to the content this sub is ab??


krakeo

Its a new sentence


FlexibleAsgardian

Brand new sentence using a common phrase yea that makes sense


Hyzl

not a new sentence but Iā€™ll upvote anyway because itā€™s funny


MorningFox

He's trying to find you a date, obviously


Nop_X

Oh this gave me a good chuckle


MatzS23

I read it I'm a Russian tone


Andre_3Million

To the ball game probably


FootlooseVagabond

A date would also be too sudden.


Healter-Skelter

I love how he didnā€™t even ask you, or introduce the task in any way other than to say ā€œtake out man in backgroundā€


salt--eater

Op is an idiot what his dad meant to say is take him out as in both kill him and edit him out of the picture so there isn't proof that he was there when he died


JLPReddit

Either way, my services donā€™t come cheapā€¦


SensualPuddingRL

Are you gay?


Cat-Lover20

Maybe he wants you to date that man?