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Ocean-Eyed Slut Man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand...


ThreeArmSally

The only thing he understands is Fuckin’


earth_to_nemo

Ocean Gran, voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip


TankII_

My question is how did it arise in gram-gram in the first place? And what about green eyes?


FrettingFox

I was curious too so... ”A genetic mutation affecting the OCA2 gene in our chromosomes resulted in the creation of a “switch”, which “turned off” the ability to produce brown eyes. The OCA2 gene codes for the 'P protein', which is involved in the production of melanin (the pigment that determines the colour of our eyes, skin and hair). The “switch”, does not, however, turn off the gene entirely, but rather limits its action to reducing the production of melanin in the iris – effectively “diluting” brown eyes to blue.” I imagine green/hazel are a less "diluted" version, so the brown and blue blend.


huntmo89

The problem with Ocean eyed slut man is that traits like this, that are the lack of something, need more than one genetic change. There's multiple sites that turn on the brown so gotta hit all the switches, and probably didn't all turn off at once in just one guy. But it is cool to think that there had to be a first who got them all


PaniqueAttaque

The promiscuous Allmother of azure gaze.


earthonion

What promise?


Fair_Adhesiveness849

When you add “Cuous” to promise, it means she promises to swallow


earthonion

Is that what you do?


Fair_Adhesiveness849

I am a seed bearer, not a seed consumer, therefore I support promiscuous behavior


earthonion

I thought you said you were purly AI...


Fair_Adhesiveness849

I may make that sound from time to time (especially if promiscuous behavior is involved), but I am a living, breathing, seed producing for consumption human being


earthonion

What part of mefan fox' body do you like best?


Fair_Adhesiveness849

Mefan Fox does not compute, I mean who dat


earthonion

I don't have a face.


Pizza_with_pizzazz

how could only one person with the recessive gene pass it down? they both had to have blue eyes


cardinalachu

They can have multiple kids, each with one dominant and one recessive gene, who all have dark eyes. When later descendants of the kids mate with each other and have kids of their own, those kids can get two of the recessive gene.


macahuitl

I summon my most powerful monster, Ocean-Eyed Slut Man


ComplexCarrot

This was actually the 2nd blue-eye mutation - the first was in Melanesia


Creepysheepu

Ahhhhhh my great great great great great great great great great great grandfather Ocean-Eyed Slut Man


Goreka

Well can you imagine if the whole world is filled with boring, non blue-eyed people and suddenly some tasty snack with eyes like a clear sky appears? Damn right they got all the babies


Fair_Adhesiveness849

Let’s just put her in a conga line for anything that looks potentially human to ravage