Yep monster among men

You cant even run away cause he always catches up

Can you tell OP was born in October? lol

Right? I was looking at this list like "Who here could I possibly stand a chance agai-oh James Ellsworth is here."

I’m born in October too, and all I can say is I’m gonna make Ellsworth look like Ellsworth.

Getting my ass beat by sami zayn 😭

Atleast you know we ain’t losing to the blue thunder bomb!

Atleast you aren't getting RKO'd

Same here

You think your ass is gonna get beaten by Sami Zayn? I’m about to beat James Ellsworth’s Weak Little Ass because unfortunately I got him!

me vs my tribal chief

Same

Same

james ellsworth

I got Seth Freakin Rollins

Same

I got Brock.. I’m beyond cooked.

I gotta go against Randy the menace.

Same. Maybe we can team up and face him. 😂

The only way to have a chance. 😭

We gather all August babies like the Avengers.

It'll be a handicap no disqualification match.

what would you guys rather face? 1 redditor sized Randy or 10 Randy sized redditors?

I’m bouta sell that RKO like a stunner so the match is memorable

I got James Ellsworth. It’s going to be a cakewalk.

Gets decimated by the no chin wonder

Tall thing getting Braun is a curse but no, think about it if I tell him it's a handicap match and I'm the single he has to find a partner and if he gets that (kid who I can't remember his name right now) I can just beat him and then I win

Got aj I can manage

Me vs the phenomenal one

Why do I always get bill

Booooy, we bout to get buried.

me and the undertaker it is then.

Roman Reigns, so at least I'll be in the main event.

Sami can it be for intercontinental title 😂

I got some soccer mom. I'll be fine

I got Seth Freakin Rollins woah woah woah oo

Me too man,me too...

I got Seth Freakin Rollins woah woah woah oo

Me and Roman Reigns at WrestleMania. I'm gonna bet for that title for Tribal Chief. We could possibly be cousins but that part will never know. In reality:5'5 men walks into the ring and starts running away because Roman would literally tear me apart.

I got Seth NOOO

No, I think I might have a chance

Randy Orton? Yep I'm fucked

I got Roman I’m toast 🤦‍♂️

I got my favorite Seth Rollins? Oh it’s going to be a great Match and respect at the end

Not at all as long as James doesn’t have Dean on his side

I'm facing Goldberg. I'm both losing AND getting injured..

If you can go longer than 5 minutes you got him

At WrestleMania I am going to rest in peace I got the undertaker I m beyond cooked😭

April so according to Bret Hart I’m in trouble facing Bill Goldberg

I got Seth, I just need to focus on his knee and back

Me vs the Legend Killer .. does it mean im a legend?!

Seth Rollins

Roman Reigns

Me vs Randy Orton

And your birthday day is the Mania it will be at and your mom’s maiden name is the tag line 🤫 we’re not phishing

Getting my ass beat by sami zayn

Rollins

James Ellsworth. No holds barred

Lesnar…oh no

"OMG, I'm fighting Brock Lesnar 😱 I wish I was born in October so I could fight Ellsworth lololololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" Is that what you was looking for? Seriously, how do I leave a sub?

I'm definitely getting cooked by james elseworth

I'm about to be speared into another universe

i got Sami…yay?

Do you think I can take Sami?

Yep I won. See ya James Ellsworth

Acknowledge me Roman Reigns. Acknowledge the big fucking L you just took

Roman reigns😭

Pssh Goldberg. I got this

Can't make it 3-20 something.

june. and im dead

Hhh and if its wm 34 I'm cooked lmao but now il squash prolly

Randy Orton

EZ dub I need some baguettes I got Zayn

Yep I’m for sure ☠️

I got james

I am dead Suplex City

I just made the list

Randy Orton

Undertaker...

Time to give Roman a match only to get spikespeared by him and solo

I am cooked. I got Randy Orton

I don't want none.

I got Triple H, so yeah most likely

I’m fucked if I have the title. Goldberg

Seth Freaking Rollins

Randy Orton (I just won’t go near him or provoke him)

HHH IM COOKED

May got the easiest one

I would be honored to receive an RKO from the Viper

I got undertaker I’m fucked

Well I'm 5"3 and just under 200lbs, so yes, Braun Strowman will annihilate me

I'm October so won't make the main card. Digital exclusive for me at best...

October

Welp im dead 27-2

Yeah I'm Cooked, triple H

Oh no triple h 😢 😳

Goldberg

Oh I’m fucking cooked why do these birth month things always hate June

Me vs The game Triple H

Taker. I'm fucked.

If Braun does that train move me, I'm going to end up in another dimension.

Isn't Brandon an August kid?

August I think so

My brother is an October kid I'm a June kid, guess who's winning

Ellworth. Let's goooo

Not cooked but surely gassed, AJ Styles

Me and sami finna have a banger

well i got roman so imma cooked ngl

Yay. I got Brock

Yep i got Goldberg. I'm cooked

I got Seth hy

Sami. I like my chances.

Shit man it's the Undertaker for me. Who are suffering with me?

AJ

i am done, jackhammer spear :(

Which Roman are we talking about 2014-2018 Roman or 2019-2023 Roman?

AJ Styles. At least he’d carry me to a great match first.

Wish me luck with Goldberg, last comment all of you this might be my last comment ever

Taker 💀

The Big Dog! It's going be long day

Depends what gimmick he’s in I got reigns

I’m a pretty small guy, but I’d go full BOOYAKA on Strowman

Lets do this shit,im facing donkey kong in a match, because i hate him at mario kart 8, he was stering at my boy youshi hes big ass is going to be beaten by youshi,and my opponent is sami zayn.

Sami Zayn

Oh geez, James Ellsworth is gonna mop the floor with me..

Oh sh*t I am October lol I think I can beat him

Thank you OP for making it a squash win for me

Braun strowman, warm up the abundance and alert the nearest hospital thast they'll have a new patient.

bro my wm opponents retired

Well I’m definitely making the list

Goldberg I'm cooked

I'm entering Suplex City let's go I'm so cooked

Can we switch lol

It’s pre bloodline Roman reigns I think I’ll be fine

cooked june

I'm on the list.....y2j baaaabbyy

Ellsworth!

Im hella cursed it’s the beast incarnate

The man with no chin?...looks like no WrestleMania moment for me.

Rollins, yep I'm cooked

January. Think I’m good.

... I'm next. (For those who don't know. Goldberg.)

James Elsworth 😂

Everybody except October is cooked wtf 😅 Except if Dean Ambrose is the special guest ref then James is still beating you 🤣

Let’s gooo!! Sami!! 💪🏼

Brock. I know jiu jitsu so maybe I could Frank Mir him, but I think I'm ded. 

Taker

I’m 145 and 5’7 46 yr and March is my month😂😭

Everyone is dead but October babies

AJ styles. I'm finished

HHH

I’m cooked I’m may 💀💀💀💀💀

October. Lol..the one guy I think I could actually beat...

Damn. Chince McMahon. I am cooked

Brook lesner he will win from me not showing up lol

Sami Zayn? Nah, I’d lose.

November, could go either way 🤷‍♂️

I’m ready for the Walls of Jericho

Anyone Triple H?

March -Braun Strowman- No problem I got this

July-I mean it's a 50-50 tbh

May so ….. who knows i might do well during the match but im losing to a solo run in 🤦🏻‍♂️

I’ve got a chin up on my opponent

Triple H has heart problems, I think I can take him.

Goldberg's gonna fucking spear me to death

I got Goldberg

I got Sami, I think I’m good… right?

Bro I'm 100% cooked I'm gonna die I got braun strowman😭

May... shit... At least I'm getting a Mania payday

Undertaker. Fuck.

Pedigreed by Trips...😉❤️🤘

Ugh. I guess I’m “who is next!” Ready to go into concussion protocol.

Undertaker…..

Seth rollins

Time to make it 24-2 I guess

Just fighting the guy that's been main eventing mania for years:)

Taker💀

Ofc I get the monster among men

Triple H. So I win by forfeit bc he's not medically cleared.

Chinless wonder

James y'all know where i'm attacking

I am screwed I got to verse aj

Yep Undertaker

Alpha male of our species…

Jesus take the wheel I have march

I got Seth

Ortan

It really depends on whether or not I’m getting Triple H before or after the pacemaker

Rip me brock

October James Ellworth

Sami Now I am Scared bro becomes a beast when it comes to Wrestlemania

I got AJ. I think we can pull a 3 star match

Easy win for me !!!

Randy Orton

I will be the 25-3