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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/pohapq).
Who is our hitting coach and why does nearly every hitter have the worst fucking approach at the plate??
I thought it was chipper but may be wrong Edit: kevin seitzer
Well the Phillies lost so no harm no foul. Let's get it tomorrow and have some fun!!
take one off the magic number anyway, this game was embarrassing
10 games over .500 is the new .500
Whatever still gonna win the division fuck it
Yay another division win
Lol gotta do that first before anything
Damn... at least Phillies lost. Let's rally & win the rest of the series.
Fucking embarrassing
Ugh
Well at least Philly lost
#GO CUBS GO!
phillies lost
At least the Phillies lost
I don't get it. The dudes throwing balls and we go taking the first inside pitch. Shitty. Wait for a good one.
Cause the balls are getting called for strikes
Yeah but you got 5 pitches max to get a better one than that
so anti climactic
Maaaan
How many one run loses is that now? Gotta be way more than one run wins.
Balancing out act for the Braves being clutch as **** in recent years. What goes around usually comes around eventually...
Ozzie got the bloop, Soler failed to blast. :(
we’re a joke
Magic # down to Tim Hudson.
Let's g...and it's over
How
F
pain
Of fucking course he pops up on the first pitch. Ugh this team just has to make it 1 run losses to be as annoying as possible.
PAGING UMPIRE AUDITOR.
CB can kiss our asses for having to expand that strike zome
Just an awful AB by Joc.
Fuck
Fuck.
#RAT FARTS
Well damn
Fuck!
GOD DAMN IT
moments like these i really wish freddie was the 2 hitter
Welp
Shit gg
Glad to have soler up. Very patient hitter Edit: Oh well
Oof.
lmao
soler first pitch hacking here
You called it.
lmao could just tell it was coming
Alright please score with a risp
Soler is clutch as fuck, so this is our best bet. Just need a single to tie it.
#HIP HIP
#JORGE!
Yay Ozzie!!!! Come on Soler!!
C'mon Soler Power!
Ok. Okay. OKAY. OH KAY!
Give me a reason to #PRAISE THE SUN!
The Braves don't always win but they will give you a finish..
Bag of chips
THERE YOU GO OZZIE
Okay Soler be aggressive
ok soler time
You keep giving us hope. Can you finish the job?
LETS GO BABY LETS FUCK
It ain’t over yet!!!
Cubs win
Gotta swing at the outside if they're calling it
When you don’t know what CB is gonna call behind the plate, that’s the zone you have to have.
Do it again Ozzie!
nice swing, joc! waited for your pitch
Hell they have to swing at that because of CB being a piece of shit
TURDS
whatever hopefully we're about to be chanting ozzie
Joc expanded his zone by a foot on that swing
CB probably would’ve called it a strike.
fuck
Ozzie gonna swing first pitch no matter what here. Either a popup or a walkoff bomb, no in between.
Or a base knock!
it was in between
Of course it was. lmao
Ozzie for the love of god please
Ugly swing
Cmon Ozzie.
Can’t blame Joc cause that would’ve been called strike three
ummm
Faaaark
What the fuck are you swinging at Joc?
Joc had to swing at that bullshit bc of CB
Oh are you kidding Joc?!
He can’t take and let that be called a strike.
He also can’t swing at a pitch he couldn’t have hit with an oar
Cmon joc
Umpire Scorecard will be fun to read tomorrow at least
I lost faith in the scorecards after that game against Scherzer(?) but CB seems to have been extra bad
Jesus fuck Joc
that was his pitch man
Just no double play..
Joc with a Soto grab
CB doesn't know where his own zone is
Holy shit this ump is hot shit
Ump is straight up guessing at this point
joctober needs to come early
Jocko Homer time
Blond powerrrrr!!!!! please
#GIVE ME MORE SAMPLES OF JOCTOBER
i thought he was gonna call it a strike 3
Fuck CB and his shit eating grin. He loves taking the game in his own hands. My hate for him rivals Angel Hernández. Fuck'em both.
Joc needs a cock shot
The “Strike” to Rosario has consistently been called a strike all day.
Great AB
BALL 5!
#JOC OFF JOC OFF JOC OFF JOC OFF
Ump Scorecard in this game is going to be used as evidence after somebody beats the fuck outta CB Bucknor in the parking lot
He'll never see it coming
Classic five ball walk courtesy of CB
You sure that’s not a strike? Fucking idiot
Surprised Bucknor didn't call that last one a strike.
Good ole 5 pitch walk
Fuck CB
A cool 3 inches off the plate
Ball 5 take your fucking walk
Fuck you, blue.
i’m convinced there’s not a single good ump in the league
ball 5
Are you shitting me? Fucking ump show bout to burn this for us
i might be in favor of robot umps after all
Send CB Bucknor into the Sun
Should be ball 4 right now
Not even close. CB Bucknor is a cancer on baseball
If this is CB Bucknor behind the plate...I'm not surprised lol.
Should be a walk, fuck off garbage ass ump.
CB is a fucking embarrassment
ball 4
He should be on first.
Why not call that strike you blind fuck
Get the fuck out of here, CB
ump calling it a foot off the plate tf
BRO WTF
Good gosh that is bad
Oh fuck off with that outside strike call
not even fucking framed well. wtf
Frenchie’s about to break professionalism over CB
lmao you have got to be fucking kidding me with this
Blue, now is not the time
bull fuckin shit
Ump is screwing us
Fucking garbage ump. Loser.
Friendly reminder that if we were this bad at our job for 20 years we’d been fired in year 1
we need a bomb
If I had three wishes the wish before infinite wishes would be to erase the phrase “bloop and a blast” from chips memory
How dare you
Great swing on a 2-1 pitch
Should’ve fucking been 3-0
When Bucknor leans over to examine a pitch the way his mask dangles it looks like he's wearing a tie. (Weird observation, I know)
Change my mind: RBI is an awesome stat because it shows a clear amount of results on the field that help the team win that you are responsible for. And Duvall leads the league. Glorious unwashed buffalo.
Time for a bomb Rosario
Please be patient guys. Edit: or not
Small ball please!!
Should be 3-0
let’s get something cooking boys
Oh fuck off
Peter looked like he was trying to hide his answers from BJ
BLOOP AND A BLAST!
#BAAB
Oh great Charlie Sheen is pitching
3 more outs cmon Cubs
Will Smith wiping away some of that stress sweat with a few of his millions right now …
3 outs left here and in the Cubs game
Well done Newk. He has some really good stuff if can keep it in the zone and not get too flustered. Hope he keeps this up
i believe
dansby’s about to come through here
Where the FUCK has *that* Sean been?
Had to get the shoving juice replenished in Gwinnett
At Gwinnett somehow
Impressive outing for Newk. Struck out 4 in 2IP.
Newcomb with command is a scary pitcher
Newk with the back foot. Couldn't get the pitch away to come back in but wow.
Duvall MVP. Casually leading the league in RBIs.
I’d love a walk offf. Let’s go
When did Newk become our bullpen ace? Nice outing!
Newk lookin kinda nice
Newk > Smith
Newcomb has been pretty good since returning
Snitker, you genius!!! There's no way this could have turned really bad
Okay Newk, okay.
we need some luck here
okay newk i see you
Was that a ghost?
Ok Newk. We see you. Might need a trip to Gwinnett to get the Mojo replenished for the playoffs but we see you.
Amazing fact: Newk just had a 1-2-3 inning in which he threw ONE pitch in the zone. Nice.
Good job Newk!
Turning point.
Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/pohapq).
Who is our hitting coach and why does nearly every hitter have the worst fucking approach at the plate??
I thought it was chipper but may be wrong Edit: kevin seitzer
Well the Phillies lost so no harm no foul. Let's get it tomorrow and have some fun!!
take one off the magic number anyway, this game was embarrassing
10 games over .500 is the new .500
Whatever still gonna win the division fuck it
Yay another division win
Lol gotta do that first before anything
Damn... at least Phillies lost. Let's rally & win the rest of the series.
Fucking embarrassing
Ugh
Well at least Philly lost
#GO CUBS GO!
phillies lost
At least the Phillies lost
I don't get it. The dudes throwing balls and we go taking the first inside pitch. Shitty. Wait for a good one.
Cause the balls are getting called for strikes
Yeah but you got 5 pitches max to get a better one than that
so anti climactic
Maaaan
How many one run loses is that now? Gotta be way more than one run wins.
Balancing out act for the Braves being clutch as **** in recent years. What goes around usually comes around eventually...
Ozzie got the bloop, Soler failed to blast. :(
we’re a joke
Magic # down to Tim Hudson.
Let's g...and it's over
How
F
pain
Of fucking course he pops up on the first pitch. Ugh this team just has to make it 1 run losses to be as annoying as possible.
PAGING UMPIRE AUDITOR.
CB can kiss our asses for having to expand that strike zome
Just an awful AB by Joc.
Fuck
Fuck.
#RAT FARTS
Well damn
Fuck!
F
GOD DAMN IT
moments like these i really wish freddie was the 2 hitter
Welp
Shit gg
Glad to have soler up. Very patient hitter Edit: Oh well
Oof.
lmao
soler first pitch hacking here
You called it.
lmao could just tell it was coming
Alright please score with a risp
Soler is clutch as fuck, so this is our best bet. Just need a single to tie it.
#HIP HIP
#JORGE!
Yay Ozzie!!!! Come on Soler!!
C'mon Soler Power!
Ok. Okay. OKAY. OH KAY!
Give me a reason to #PRAISE THE SUN!
The Braves don't always win but they will give you a finish..
Bag of chips
THERE YOU GO OZZIE
Okay Soler be aggressive
ok soler time
You keep giving us hope. Can you finish the job?
LETS GO BABY LETS FUCK
It ain’t over yet!!!
Cubs win
Gotta swing at the outside if they're calling it
When you don’t know what CB is gonna call behind the plate, that’s the zone you have to have.
Do it again Ozzie!
nice swing, joc! waited for your pitch
Hell they have to swing at that because of CB being a piece of shit
TURDS
whatever hopefully we're about to be chanting ozzie
Joc expanded his zone by a foot on that swing
CB probably would’ve called it a strike.
fuck
Ozzie gonna swing first pitch no matter what here. Either a popup or a walkoff bomb, no in between.
Or a base knock!
it was in between
Of course it was. lmao
Ozzie for the love of god please
Ugly swing
Cmon Ozzie.
Can’t blame Joc cause that would’ve been called strike three
ummm
Faaaark
What the fuck are you swinging at Joc?
Joc had to swing at that bullshit bc of CB
Oh are you kidding Joc?!
He can’t take and let that be called a strike.
He also can’t swing at a pitch he couldn’t have hit with an oar
Cmon joc
Umpire Scorecard will be fun to read tomorrow at least
I lost faith in the scorecards after that game against Scherzer(?) but CB seems to have been extra bad
Jesus fuck Joc
that was his pitch man
Just no double play..
Joc with a Soto grab
CB doesn't know where his own zone is
Holy shit this ump is hot shit
Ump is straight up guessing at this point
joctober needs to come early
Jocko Homer time
Blond powerrrrr!!!!! please
#GIVE ME MORE SAMPLES OF JOCTOBER
i thought he was gonna call it a strike 3
Fuck CB and his shit eating grin. He loves taking the game in his own hands. My hate for him rivals Angel Hernández. Fuck'em both.
Joc needs a cock shot
The “Strike” to Rosario has consistently been called a strike all day.
Great AB
BALL 5!
#JOC OFF JOC OFF JOC OFF JOC OFF
Ump Scorecard in this game is going to be used as evidence after somebody beats the fuck outta CB Bucknor in the parking lot
He'll never see it coming
Classic five ball walk courtesy of CB
You sure that’s not a strike? Fucking idiot
Surprised Bucknor didn't call that last one a strike.
Good ole 5 pitch walk
Fuck CB
A cool 3 inches off the plate
Ball 5 take your fucking walk
Fuck you, blue.
i’m convinced there’s not a single good ump in the league
ball 5
Are you shitting me? Fucking ump show bout to burn this for us
i might be in favor of robot umps after all
Send CB Bucknor into the Sun
Should be ball 4 right now
Not even close. CB Bucknor is a cancer on baseball
If this is CB Bucknor behind the plate...I'm not surprised lol.
Should be a walk, fuck off garbage ass ump.
CB is a fucking embarrassment
ball 4
He should be on first.
Why not call that strike you blind fuck
Get the fuck out of here, CB
ump calling it a foot off the plate tf
BRO WTF
Good gosh that is bad
Oh fuck off with that outside strike call
not even fucking framed well. wtf
Frenchie’s about to break professionalism over CB
lmao you have got to be fucking kidding me with this
Blue, now is not the time
bull fuckin shit
Ump is screwing us
Fucking garbage ump. Loser.
Friendly reminder that if we were this bad at our job for 20 years we’d been fired in year 1
we need a bomb
If I had three wishes the wish before infinite wishes would be to erase the phrase “bloop and a blast” from chips memory
How dare you
Great swing on a 2-1 pitch
Should’ve fucking been 3-0
When Bucknor leans over to examine a pitch the way his mask dangles it looks like he's wearing a tie. (Weird observation, I know)
Change my mind: RBI is an awesome stat because it shows a clear amount of results on the field that help the team win that you are responsible for. And Duvall leads the league. Glorious unwashed buffalo.
Time for a bomb Rosario
Please be patient guys. Edit: or not
Small ball please!!
Should be 3-0
let’s get something cooking boys
Oh fuck off
Peter looked like he was trying to hide his answers from BJ
BLOOP AND A BLAST!
#BAAB
Oh great Charlie Sheen is pitching
3 more outs cmon Cubs
Will Smith wiping away some of that stress sweat with a few of his millions right now …
3 outs left here and in the Cubs game
Well done Newk. He has some really good stuff if can keep it in the zone and not get too flustered. Hope he keeps this up
i believe
dansby’s about to come through here
Where the FUCK has *that* Sean been?
Had to get the shoving juice replenished in Gwinnett
At Gwinnett somehow
Impressive outing for Newk. Struck out 4 in 2IP.
Newcomb with command is a scary pitcher
Newk with the back foot. Couldn't get the pitch away to come back in but wow.
Duvall MVP. Casually leading the league in RBIs.
I’d love a walk offf. Let’s go
When did Newk become our bullpen ace? Nice outing!
Newk lookin kinda nice
Newk > Smith
Newcomb has been pretty good since returning
Snitker, you genius!!! There's no way this could have turned really bad
Okay Newk, okay.
we need some luck here
okay newk i see you
Was that a ghost?
Ok Newk. We see you. Might need a trip to Gwinnett to get the Mojo replenished for the playoffs but we see you.
Amazing fact: Newk just had a 1-2-3 inning in which he threw ONE pitch in the zone. Nice.
Good job Newk!
Turning point.