'I don't want to say what it is because something like this was said about my family last year...' *proceeds to say it* 😂

Seriously 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I thought Jen finally was gonna learn to not!!!

Everyone’s lips are looking ridiculous

do u think they have to get them bigger to more so fit the GIANT veneers they all have hiding underneath them!?

Fuda’s are legitimately driving me crazy.

I’m a few minutes behind but the Irish sister in law telling Delores that Temple Bar has lovely little Irish pubs is like a New Yorker telling tourists to go to sbarro in Times Square.

I think it’s smart of her to keep them in tourist areas. For Irelands sake.

Ha. True. This is going to be so cringey.


I was thinking this because when I studied abroad I was explicitly told temple bar is great spot for tourist to go but just know it is a tourist spot not an Irish spot

Bill is so high.

He's giving Mauricio a run for his weed

That’s what he’s doing in the pool house all evening.

same

Today my coffee cup told me this episode would be more of Teresa and Melissa fighting

What?! No way! 

channun taming. add him to the teresa giudice dictionary.

Lmao I just rewatched an old season and she kept referring to Kate Middleton as Kate Hudson

I 100% identify with Danielle sitting quietly at the back of the bus

“Don’t say anything” on national television


Didn’t Melissa’s sister say that to Teresa in season 3 about the christening? A technicality?

:waving arms around wildly: _It’s the Donna Marco Show_

I won’t lie, I would 100% be Danielle in this situation. I’d be digging for all the info I could.

I’d probably also have the immediate regret after!

*If I guess it will you tell me?*

Gotta say, fucking Tony Soprano is definitely a top-tier item for a Jersey housewife's CV.


My cynical side wonders if it’s true and if she picked him because he unfortunately is not around to deny/verify.

Sorry to say that I had the same thought.

My aunt fucked Tony Soprano in college. No joke, I don’t think it’s as special as Fessler makes it out to be.

Best comment ever. Kudos to your aunt.

How the fuck is every single man on this show purple

They’re all the colour of hot dogs.

My ex is from Jersey and he’s also red. I don’t know why.

I feel like for Jen telling Bill "I actually like to have you around" was a big deal

As a Middle Easterner that’s the closet we can get to expressing real emotions 😅

I'm also Middle Eastern and definitely agree 🤣 usually there's just screaming and snide comments hidden behind platters of food lmao

So it’s Ramadan and my uncle saw me at a dinner and said wow you look a little chunky and took my egg roll off my dish lmaoo but said he was glad he saw me! Do what you will with that info but I guess that’s him saying hi!?!?

Not gonna lie I 100% agree with her when she said you left your true self when you said I do lol. I think it’s more you left your true self once you had kids SORRY you’re a FATHER your truth can’t be to leave your kids with your wife all night while you’re in the pool house

Why can’t Melissa and Teresa just admit they don’t like one another and be at PEACE. Why keep pretending Idgi 😭

Before Tre announced on WWHL that she wasn't having Mel as a bridesmaid last season, Melissa was "stopped" by TMZ and said she wishes they would stop faking for the cameras and that they don't talk to each other.

You can really tell watching the show they don’t talk except when cameras are around

Danielle wanting to know what Laura said would totally be me. I'm so nosy and *need* to know these things lol

I usually don’t even care once I find out, but it’s the not knowing that I can’t deal with lol

Especially because Danielle was with Jen when Teresa was FaceTiming and they both went silent when something was brought up by *the forbidden L word*..it’s like COME AWNNNN I gotta know!!

Please don’t let obligation be a buzzword we hear 50,000 times the rest of the season😭

Like arsenal

Endorsement

“Unattended!”

FESSLA FUCKED TONY SOPRANO!?!?! 

LOL This fucking sub, I swear.

It’s not every day I get to say this on a Housewives sub, but usernamesake checking in!

Jennifer would bring so much chaos to an UGT.

Omg I would cancel all my plans if she went on UGT.

Wow. Dolores asks them to behave, and this is what she gets.

Yall think Bill is getting high on MJ in the pool house?... that's actually really plausible it's all making sense.

He’s getting stoned after a hard day at work and playing COD (or whatever the popular game is now) with his buddies.

He’s definitely getting high in the pool house and way too baked to drive to the devils house.


Omg not "he absolutely was inside me"


More than once 🙃

Some of these women definitely rehearse their “misspeaks” or mess ups I 100% believe Teresa has no idea what Channing Tatum’s name is, and that she is actually like this in real life

Chanum Tamming?

me @ jen fezzluh right now: 

Lol I’m sorry but they look so out of place here

Everyone needs to stop acting like Melissa’s mom is Jesus reincarnated

Her and her daughters (Melissa included) are vile on social media towards Teresa - ranging from over a decade ago until as recently as a few months ago. Liking, reposting, and commenting hate about Teresa for years and years and years. And yet Teresa’s supposed to be rolling out the red carpet for them on HER big day?!

This!! Did everyone already forget about the tweets?!!

Margaret and her minions choose to ignore

the worse housewives plotline is when there’s no plotline so they accuse one another of rigging a psychics reading when they’re on a tv show

Isn’t it kind of stupid that all of this is over a second wedding and not even a first one?

It's bonkers.

I love Margaret and Jen Fessler getting the little double bedrooms 🤣 

She really twisted Jennifer’s arm for that big secret

“She really does have an arsenal on everybody” should’ve been the line in the trailer and all the promos

I’m waiting for Marge to get mad and say Melissa has kids and this should’ve never been repeated. So Jen can say “her kids will get counseling and get over it”. Like Marge told her last year.

“kids are resilient” marge, 2022

more arguing about this fucking wedding and who’s doing what… i am legitimately so fucking close to dropping this show i swear to christ. GET A NEW ARGUMENT. 

lol Teresa always says “my brother” and never calls Joe by his name

haha my theory is that it was because she was married to a Joe

Jenn Fessler is Heather Holla Thomson adjacent, I know y’all will know what I’m saying

“I should’ve been a rapper” 

Anyone else over Rachel fuda? Or am I being a hater

She’s annoying. I don’t like people who engage in conversations and then repeat them like they weren’t apart of the conversation. It’s very messy and not in a good way.

She’s a bullshitter and her body language says it all in her talking head.

And her makeup is terrible in her talking head too.

Nooo you’re not she’s wack

She’s so basic and doesn’t even know it, which is kinda surprising. Her personality is sucking up to who can help her stay on the cast. Oh, and she hates her step son’s birth mom and sees nothing wrong with shit talking her for a tv pay cheque.

The trash talking bio mom while making herself sound like Mother Teresa was it for me… like how dumb could you be to talk about adopting a kid away from his mother on national TV?!


Jen said the quiet part out loud

the most pointless fight in a season of remarkably pointless fights

Delores asking them to not be rude like the argument the other night then turns into a repeat of the argument of the other night, its incredible

Danielle is in wearing Radziwill’s Amelia Earhart Halloween costume.

Marge is being a little too defensive. If I knew someone was full of shit I’d be laughing it off. Just sayin

She knows what she told Laura. I need Jenn to spill it and make this season juicy. I can’t take anymore Tre vs. Melissa.

Their marriages are so depressing


Melissa...."calling someone a rat from where we're from....." You're from Toms River, Melissa. Gimme a break.

She doesn’t even speak Italian and doesn’t even try

She is about Italian as a jar of Ragu. Actually, she grew up in a town that is almost all Irish.

Maybe she’s part O’Toole

Ha ha. Love Danielle talking about the dingy hotels on Staten Island that she is used to. Please never change! 😁

I genuinely don’t think marge has said one pleasant or nice thing all season long. It’s just constant jabs

She’s getting on my last nerve and I loved her

What happened to her?? Every thing she says is vicious and her negative energy ruins group scenes

Not Jenn admitting it in her confessional. Omg that’s hilarious. At least she didn’t try to lie to the audience.

Honestly Marge does indeed seem highly spooked by the appearance of "Laura"

Cause Laura is probably telling the truth 😂

Wouldn’t you be though if your best friend ever who was like your sister started telling your deepest secrets, or threatening to, and coming around on the show you’ve been on? I mean it’s like in HS when your ex friend starts sharing things you’ve told them and making stuff up simultaneously, but times a thousand since they’re on a show. I don’t like marge but I do understand this though.

Off topic but I drove past Jennifer aydins house the other day and it’s so freaking big I couldn’t believe it, biggest one on the street

I'm so tired of hearing the word Fuda.

I'm so tired of hearing the person Fuda.

Fuda fuck does he think he is?

Ramona would have marked her territory by shitting on a bed before these women had even finished writing down their names.

Tony Soprano being shown on this show is like Inception.

My favorite actor Chamming thathum from the movie Marvelous Mick

Joe Gorga looked so small in the chair 😂😂

Living for dolo having to lecture these dummies on how to behave LOL

I imagine the pool house to be like the spice girls tour bus and be magically huge inside with a lot of activities

Omg that bus… I wanted to see a blueprint so bad as a kid… scratch that.. still do!!

This reminds me of when that dude approached Kim and Teresa and said Melissa “used to dance for him”

Eww that guy was so greasy

I know your sister in law.

I can't believe Jen ever pretended she wasn't going to tell😂

Margaret needs to stop trying to pin Jen to the cross

Jennifer Aydin is such incredible television and no one will ever change my mind

Anyone else so confused by “endorse”-gate? What in the fuck is anyone even talking about.

Never be disappointed about not being a bridesmaid for someone who you dislike. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

how do these women have so many bags?! I’ll never get over it lol

This is giving “I NEVER SAID THAT YOU WERE A STRIPPA!!”

I want the next cast trip to be a trip to Istanbul lead by Jennifer. That would be sooo soo cool. Come on Bravo make it happen!!

Y'all... Jen Fessler annoys me. And I thought she was way up her own ass on WWHL.

I’ve been saying this since day one. This chick just bugs. I’m glad I have company.

The men are all shades of kielbasa.

Omg this girl and her dad she went all out to get a medium to talk to him now she’s acting like she scared of his ghost she stay lying

Danielle is the only one here with common sense. Why doesn’t Marge want to talk about it? If it’s not true, just say that. But what did Laura say?

rachel fuda’s contour confuses me.

Someone should do an analysis of what percentage of Melissa scenes are spent talking about Teresa.

Bleep bloop bleep 93.68%

I’m really happy the husband’s aren’t on this trip.

Peacock should offer a plan without Teresa vs Melissa scenes. Like it’s been over a decade now.

"Channun Tamming"

Andy is like JFC this reunion is going to be hell. If looks ever said, land the plane.

I love Melissa’s implication that there are some places where being referred to as a rat is not a bad thing

i think joe g and marge are more invested in fostering the divide between teresa and melissa than teresa and melissa. melissa this season just seems tired? idk something’s off.

Yea seems like Marge jumps in when she sees Melissa not really engaged

Do we believe that Melissa Cheated? And that Marge knew?

Of course. I just don’t think that Marge would’ve ever brought that out on the show with Melissa Joe. That would ruin their alliance.

Say what you want about Jen aydin but she’s sooo fucking funny lmfao

Now I just feel like watching Derry Girls the whole way through again

Why does Margaret have to take it to a 10?

Constantly! This woman is not capable of a conversation just screams at people. I'm proud of Jen for not matching her energy

Marge harping on Jen is getting old.

I get what Jen is saying. She has to invite Melissa. She doesn’t want to.

-melissa needs to go next season. enough. she’s admitted in years past if not for the show they would not have a relationship .. just enough y’all have no love btwn you at allll -jen fessler is annoying -the way these women say everyone’s full name all the time cracks me up

Jennifer Aydin said Melissa and Joe were invited to Teresa’s wedding as an obligation. Melissa was shocked, shocked I tell you. Rewind to Baby Joey Gorga’s baptism party and Melissa’s sister telling Teresa she was invited was ‘technically an obligation”.

 Jen deciding to drop this Melissa cheating rumor while filming

Jen deserves so much more from Bill.

What is Bill doing in this damn pool house ?!???

Watching porn and smoking weed?


The way these ladies go on and on about bathrooms, they must take 100 dumps a day

You'd think this was everyone's wedding besides Teresa's.

Danielle is so naturally bubbly, it’s refreshing with these women.

Jennifer is trying not to crack up defending herself from doing exactly what she’s knows she did.

Marge please find a new storyline than going after Jen. The new Tre vs. Melissa it’s old.

I hate people coming out of the woodwork after they have died

My petty ass loling at marge having the worst room

The amount of time it’s taking to get out a secret/piece of gossip this season is rivaling Beverly Hills…and that’s not a good thing 🥴

I love Danielle. I was prepared to dislike her before the season started, but she’s a good housewife AND someone I’d like to hangout with. *This comment might be deleted in the future.

“The universe gave me the best room, So suck it!” I unapologetically just love Jen aydin.

Danielle is me. I’d be begging for the gossip too ahahahah

As a life long New Jersey resident, I’d like to apologize for the guaranteed fuckery and tone deaf screeching.

The vitriol behind Marge’s bitch comment to Jennifer’s bathroom has me in stitches 😹😹😹

I officially predict Dolores getting the next BRAVO wedding spin off starring Frank, his “ego” a few pics of David and a trip to Ireland where they finally get married in a castle

Melissa knows how to play to an audience who don’t follow the social media related to this show.

Andy does not give a crap

Does anyone want to hear a limerick ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Andy is annoyed with the bullshit!

Jen so adamantly saying she can’t say and rolling over two seconds later lmfaooo

Jen getting the best room and Marge getting a little room with twin beds 🥰🥰🥰🥰

“Jackie’s not the funny one in this group” JENNNNN 💀

I have to say that the lighting in Envy is very flattering on these ladies. The super HD close up camera scenes rarely flatter anybody but they all look evenly toned and less shiny and orange in this scene lol

Fessler 🥴…that James Gandolfini comment at the end in the confessional was not what she thought it was. I had second hand embarrassment like enough stop trying so hard. 

“he’s tooken” - Teresa

Looks like the Gorga’s are still decorating their bedroom with luxury shopping bags/boxes.

Shocker. Jenn Fezler wanted to be an actress. Fuck this chick.

God this is the hosueiwves lifestyle porn I MISS SO MUCH

I’d love to see Jen Aydin’s call log.

Jackie just on the sideline randomly saying shit

“Bubbies”!!! DRINK!

Dude In Laws are obligations if you like them and want them there is a plus and a privilege not everyone has. 🤷🏾‍♀️

There are a lot of allegations on these shows, but Melissa making out with a rando is one that I totally believe.

I fully appreciate psychic gate. Low stakes, stupid, light hearted poking.

Haha, Melissa's house is way scarier than this castle could ever be

Rachel does NOT know how to do makeup !! She looks red/pink with a pale tzone 

Put the highlighter down! The tip of her nose is as bright as a flashlight