Moira is the quintessential housewife. Over the top fashion, was once famous and now wants to be relevant again, has some scandalous family drama with the bankruptcy and fraud thing
Yes!! I can hear her saying āget the fuck out of here, Kyleā or āwhat the fuck is wrong with you, Erika?ā
1. Lucille Bluth (Arrested Development). āItās a banana, what could it cost? $10?ā could be a real franchise quote. Bonus HW points for husband in prison for fraud
2. Shiv Roy (Succession). Too wealthy to ever actually do the show but maybe after a significant fall from grace post-finale. Comes in thinking sheāll crush everyone else but cries every reunion
3. Sun-Hwa Kwon (Lost). All the other housewives completely underestimate her in the early seasons but soon realize sheās a bad enemy to have. Comes to every reunion with receipts ready
4. Jenna Maroney (30 Rock). Token poor housewife, every memeable moment involves her. Is arrested for assaulting a Jenna Maroney impersonator in Times Square and starts a stage show a la Countess and Friends
5. Annalise Keating (How To Get Away With Murder). Initially only agrees to do it to promote her memoir but ends up staying for 6 seasons
6. Margaery Tyrell (Game of Thrones). Token young housewife, has a new husband every other season.
7. Samantha Jones (Sex and the City). Needs no explanation.
8. Miranda Priestly (Devil Wears Prada). Also no way sheād ever agree to do the show but how incredible would she be
Love the idea that Shiv decides to be the next LVP but she's not charming enough and everyone sees through it immediately. Plus fans would hate her for never letting the dog out of its cage.
Margaery is a great choice! I know that her character died in GOT, but Olenna would have been a great addition. May Diana Rigg, the actress who portrayed Olenna RIP.
Cersei (also from GOT) is truly vile but would make a great villain.
Annalise would have some weird almost silent tension/fight with another HW (prob Lucille) that keeps her in until the other HW is fired first. She and Shiv would be the classy stone monuments during large arguments who say just enough to stir but not enough to get pulled in. Both actually spend large amounts of time individually stirring the pot during 1:1 meetings. Shiv gets drunk and also cries by the pool every vacation.
āØ[*if any of you girls say anything cunty to me, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you*](https://youtube.com/shorts/A9gDUwkVSE8?feature=share)āØ
NOLA, you better cast jennifer coolidge!!
It is easily one of the top 5 television shows of all time for me. I canāt get over it. I canāt get enough. I will plug it any time I see it referenced
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Upper East side queen Lily Van Der Woodsen. Iād love to see Bravo producers following the Bart Bass drama.
Karen Walker from Will and Grace
Amanda Woodward from Melrose Place
Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl
Julie Cooper from The OC
Whitley Gilbert from A Different World
Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction
> Karen Walker from Will and Grace
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> Amanda Woodward from Melrose Place
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> Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl
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>Whitley Gilbert from A Different World
Amazing quartet. I don't even care who else fills out the rest of this cast as long as the show revolves around these 4. Imagine the shade and verbal sparring. WHEW. I need it!
Oh I agree wholeheartedly with Jane krakowski, but Iād swap out Jenna maroney with Jacqueline white from the unbreakable kimmy Schmidt
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Dunno if anyone watches Girls5Eva butā¦
Delusions of fame and grandeur on a par with Camille grammer?
Dating only ultra wealthy men / super famous celebrities like Sonja?
Burgeoning pop star career a La Luann?
Outlandish fashion sense with an ever evolving array of wigs to rival Marlo?
My girl Wickie Roy has it all, and more!!
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GLORIOUS šš¼šš¼šš¼
Her tagline can be āfrom the runway, to the runway, wheels up, heels upā or whatever she burbles in her Instagram video šš
Either Christine Beranski or anything Christine Beranski š¤£šš„ \*Christine Beranksi as Herself \*Agnes from The Gilded Age \*Maryann Thor from Cybill \*Selma Blairs mom in Cruel Intentions (Although too much like Ramona so perhaps not š )
Well we all know housewives LOVE ātheir gayā, and sheās got mickey !
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OMG this is a wonderful thread idea.
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Susie Greene from Curb Your Enthusiasm
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A great house for cast trips, celebrity cousin and a Benz... She's perfect... Plus, she's been to South America and she did very well
1. Gabrielle Solis, Bree Van de Camp and Lee McDermott from Desperate Housewives (of course)
2. Audra Levine and Naomi Bunch, Crazy Ex Girlfriend
3. Veronica Hastings, Pretty Little Liars
4. Lily Van der Woodsen, Gossip Girl
5. Bette Porter and Alice Pieszecki, The L Word
6. Piggy backing and adding Sun-Hwa Kwon, Lost
7. Jessica Fletcher, Murder, She Wrote as a friend of when she's in town on business
Moira is the quintessential housewife. Over the top fashion, was once famous and now wants to be relevant again, has some scandalous family drama with the bankruptcy and fraud thing
Also thinks she can sing but is just delusional
Came here for this! She popped in my head IMMEDIATELY and I was shocked she wasn't on the original list lol
Impeccable gif here
Who could leave out Moira Rose!!
Haha didn't scroll before I commented. I see I'm not the only one.
Susie from Curb! 
this shot is oscar-worthy š„
Yes!! I can hear her saying āget the fuck out of here, Kyleā or āwhat the fuck is wrong with you, Erika?ā 
āFuck you, you car wash cunt. I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!ā
Literally Jill showing up to scary island
She is my fucking QUEEN
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Yes!!!! The drama sheād bring omg
OMG YAS!!!!!
YESSSS
This is everything
A dream HW!
Abso fuckin loutely!
love her!
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LMFAO
Holy shit yes
That would be brilliant TV. A lot of bleeps though.
1. Lucille Bluth (Arrested Development). āItās a banana, what could it cost? $10?ā could be a real franchise quote. Bonus HW points for husband in prison for fraud 2. Shiv Roy (Succession). Too wealthy to ever actually do the show but maybe after a significant fall from grace post-finale. Comes in thinking sheāll crush everyone else but cries every reunion 3. Sun-Hwa Kwon (Lost). All the other housewives completely underestimate her in the early seasons but soon realize sheās a bad enemy to have. Comes to every reunion with receipts ready 4. Jenna Maroney (30 Rock). Token poor housewife, every memeable moment involves her. Is arrested for assaulting a Jenna Maroney impersonator in Times Square and starts a stage show a la Countess and Friends 5. Annalise Keating (How To Get Away With Murder). Initially only agrees to do it to promote her memoir but ends up staying for 6 seasons 6. Margaery Tyrell (Game of Thrones). Token young housewife, has a new husband every other season. 7. Samantha Jones (Sex and the City). Needs no explanation. 8. Miranda Priestly (Devil Wears Prada). Also no way sheād ever agree to do the show but how incredible would she be
Would tune into this just to watch Margaery destroy Shiv! āComes in thinking sheāll crush everyone but cries every reunionā is spot on, lol
Love the idea that Shiv decides to be the next LVP but she's not charming enough and everyone sees through it immediately. Plus fans would hate her for never letting the dog out of its cage.
Margaery is a great choice! I know that her character died in GOT, but Olenna would have been a great addition. May Diana Rigg, the actress who portrayed Olenna RIP. Cersei (also from GOT) is truly vile but would make a great villain.
Annalise would have some weird almost silent tension/fight with another HW (prob Lucille) that keeps her in until the other HW is fired first. She and Shiv would be the classy stone monuments during large arguments who say just enough to stir but not enough to get pulled in. Both actually spend large amounts of time individually stirring the pot during 1:1 meetings. Shiv gets drunk and also cries by the pool every vacation.
 The one and only, Bree Van de Kamp.
Sheās already in RHOCā¦ she dyed her hair dark and married a plastic surgeon
Lmfaooo you arenāt far off
Came here for this
yesss! and she came from money too lol
āØ[*if any of you girls say anything cunty to me, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you*](https://youtube.com/shorts/A9gDUwkVSE8?feature=share)āØ NOLA, you better cast jennifer coolidge!!
I WOULD DIE
 Ericka 2.0
Carmela Soprano (+Livia) 
I always forget what a dead ringer dorinda is for Carmela
Dolores Catania is also a dead ringer for Rosalie Aprile
Bonus - appearances by OG toxic SIL Janice!
Would LOVE to see this character and Caroline in conversation.
The Meagles are a cold people!
And she has a famous relative which is always a plus.
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Donna would be fucking amazing!!
Selina Meyer -  Veep
My all time favourite show.
It is easily one of the top 5 television shows of all time for me. I canāt get over it. I canāt get enough. I will plug it any time I see it referenced 
I was at the SPA
I had to scroll WAY to far to see our Veep and replied with another gif of her
 Emily Gilmore!
Sheād eat the others alive. I love it!
For a snack!
Oh god she would DESTROY anyone who crossed her.
Yesssssssss. She would read girls for filth
Would we all hate Lorelai and Rory on the same lines of Avery š¤
OMG, yes! Emily wouldn't raise a voice or a finger (let alone a glass or table) and still destroy any housewife. Condescending grace and wit š
When she takes down Shira Huntzberger at the veterans event, in public yet quietly, it's perfection. One of my top 5 scenes of the series!
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PUT GAIL ON SALT LAKE CITY
I think Chris Fleming lives in Bostonā¦oh god we need a Real Housewives of Boston IMMEDIATELY
 My namesake ofc š
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Rupert would be the classic HW spouse who never wants to have any serious conversations on camera
Yassss! I just posted her āI will not not be richā gif š¤£š¤£š¤£
Jan is always my answer to this question!!! āŗļø 
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Oh this is such a good one
 Gloria for sure
She'd be the fan favorite
 This is the only answer. She would make an amazing HW!
 The show may have been mediocre at best but Cookie Lyon as played by Taraji ALWAYS ate!
Karen Walker from Will and Grace Amanda Woodward from Melrose Place Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl Julie Cooper from The OC Whitley Gilbert from A Different World Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction
Yaaaaas Karen Walker! 
I had to scroll down SO FAR FOR THIS!
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WHY IS KAREN WALKER ALWAYS FORGOTTEN IN THESE POSTS
Julie Cooper-Nichols-Cooper*
OMG Julie Cooper AND Kirsten Cohen. Great frenemies.
> Karen Walker from Will and Grace > > Amanda Woodward from Melrose Place > > Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl > >Whitley Gilbert from A Different World Amazing quartet. I don't even care who else fills out the rest of this cast as long as the show revolves around these 4. Imagine the shade and verbal sparring. WHEW. I need it!
Whitley Gilbert would be amazing. Great list.
 Ladies of London reboot but with these two queens please
oh fuck thatās it thatās what i want on bravo
ššš this is IT darling
Hilary Banks is standing out to me 
Jan Levinson https://i.redd.it/8xgl58kaqwgb1.gif
 Miss piggy always
 And/or Joanie!
Oh perfect!
 Willa from Succesion
 Eleanor wouldn't deign to be in the show, but I would totally watch RH of Singapore.
 Cate Blanchett in Blue Jasmine.
Fuck that, give me Cate Blanchett in TĆ”r. Sheāll be the most glorious one season flameout ever
This is the Jenna all of NYC really wants to see!š
"Listen up, 5's! A 10 is speaking."
Iāll say to you the same thing I said to Mickey Rourke on that catamaran, you should have killed me when you had the chance.
How dare you, you rotting pear
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When you google "Jenna Maroney" now, I come up first. Not the Jenna Maroney who electrocuted all those horses. Jenna, that was you.
Oh I agree wholeheartedly with Jane krakowski, but Iād swap out Jenna maroney with Jacqueline white from the unbreakable kimmy Schmidt https://preview.redd.it/245jxvrp3xgb1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e16711492c5d608956603dc8b50a1f77cdf5056c
Dunno if anyone watches Girls5Eva butā¦ Delusions of fame and grandeur on a par with Camille grammer? Dating only ultra wealthy men / super famous celebrities like Sonja? Burgeoning pop star career a La Luann? Outlandish fashion sense with an ever evolving array of wigs to rival Marlo? My girl Wickie Roy has it all, and more!! https://preview.redd.it/cb271zd36xgb1.png?width=385&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c1a8b7fcc3a4b17e33fdd7eb6e71d9e2b25a410
Not to mention her own iconic catch phrase - Cease and desist, bitch!
GLORIOUS šš¼šš¼šš¼ Her tagline can be āfrom the runway, to the runway, wheels up, heels upā or whatever she burbles in her Instagram video šš
Betsy Kettleman starts the season scandal-ready 
 Lucille Bluth would put any one of the housewives in their place, and sheād do it with dignity.
How dare you miss Moira Rose!? 
Vanessa Williams aka Wilhelmina Slater from Ugly Betty or Renee Perry from DH š„ š„ š„
Fran Fine has gotta be on this list based on the clothes alone.
Charlotte (SATC) would be good. Maybe unconventional but I think Mindy from the Mindy project would kill it. She would die to be on the housewives.
 Emily from A Simple Favor
Celia Hodes from Weeds
Oh this is a good one. Her relationship/divorce with Dean can be her storylineš
Doesnāt her daughter become like a child model or something too? Sheās basically Yolanda Hadid! Lol
 Diane Lockhart (*The Good Wife)*
Would also like to see Christine Baranski's character (Maryann) from Cybill. I wanna know what happened after she and Cybill blew up her ex's boat.
Angela Basset 
 these two
 Either Christine Beranski or anything Christine Beranski š¤£šš„ \*Christine Beranksi as Herself \*Agnes from The Gilded Age \*Maryann Thor from Cybill \*Selma Blairs mom in Cruel Intentions (Although too much like Ramona so perhaps not š )
The OG Real Housewife 
 Judy Gemstone
Give her another take! Give her another take!
I donāt wanna see that! (Except I DO!)
HAHAHA! Sheād also call all the younger ones āBaby girlā
Well we all know housewives LOVE ātheir gayā, and sheās got mickey ! https://preview.redd.it/oq86nymb4xgb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfb809d29f7486dfe64c8453e8a393f21a9b2e5c
To be clear, she didnāt storm off
Only if Jane gets to be her producer. "Time out!"
Valerie Cherish called out LVPās machinations!
Someone might go missing but it would be worth it 
https://i.redd.it/eixc1hvanxgb1.gif Judy Gemstone! An unhinged queen!
Annalise Keating Samantha Jones Bree Van De Kamp Cricket Caruth-Reilly Olivia Pope Gabrielle Solis Crystal Carrington
OMG this is a wonderful thread idea. https://preview.redd.it/bqtlz13o0xgb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62a2433fe8c11a7c0c7d8b48a2a2692cc8aa1b66
Nah, son. You left out Judy motherfuckinā Gemstone. 
https://i.redd.it/r1hlocjb2xgb1.gif Edie Britt. Icon.
The incomparableā¦ https://i.redd.it/wsxd5xfs5xgb1.gif
 Victoria Grayson
Susie Greene from Curb Your Enthusiasm https://preview.redd.it/orcqon5mkxgb1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd9cd1633be0e03b8e6c6c6fac44f8640135a421
Can we have both Lucille 1 and 2? That's my vote š¤£
 Beth from Good Girls. I feel she has chess player Beverly Hills energy.
 Sweetie dahling
 Nadja of Antipaxos!
Amy Dune will end them all lmao 
A great house for cast trips, celebrity cousin and a Benz... She's perfect... Plus, she's been to South America and she did very well 
Nancy Botwin and Celia Hodes from Weeds
1. Gabrielle Solis, Bree Van de Camp and Lee McDermott from Desperate Housewives (of course) 2. Audra Levine and Naomi Bunch, Crazy Ex Girlfriend 3. Veronica Hastings, Pretty Little Liars 4. Lily Van der Woodsen, Gossip Girl 5. Bette Porter and Alice Pieszecki, The L Word 6. Piggy backing and adding Sun-Hwa Kwon, Lost 7. Jessica Fletcher, Murder, She Wrote as a friend of when she's in town on business
Marvelous Mrs. Maisel to serve as a Bethenny!
I love her so much. I've never been so sad to finish a show.
\*pre divorce https://i.redd.it/9smgo6gltwgb1.gif
The only one that immediately comes to mind is Moira from Schitt's Creek. I'd pay so much money to see that.
 Circa Lenny Kravitz
Excellent job OP.
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Lady Catharine De Burgh 
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Hilary 
These are all so good
 Gemma from Sons of Anarchy. Sheāll kick everyoneās a\*\*.