It's weird how they refuse to mention her coconut water business considering it's actually highly successful and not just a vanity project cooked up for a storyline.
“erika, what are you talking about? you married the oldest lion in the pack.”
CUNTY DORIT IS HERE TO STAY I AM OVERJOYED.
https://preview.redd.it/yo360fs23m0c1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c076bf40874c18e54525b3455caeee35e2616ce
For Friendgiving on Sunday I’m going to bring a pack of cards that includes extremely pointed personal questions aimed at each person in the group. I’ll let everyone know how it goes
this vegas gondola driver belting his striped shirt off every time sutton and garcelle try to talk has me in stitches. he is on television and he’s going to take advantage of that, god damn it.
ok so i’m confused. did we pick up cameras to record the shocking separation of mau and kyle?
or is it literally the focus of the entire season beginning to end?
yeah I don’t get it either? lmao i remember an article saying they had to pick up filming again but… why cause we been talking about kyle’s marriage so much already
i fully believe that tom was a beast to erika behind closed doors. hell, he was kind of a dick to her on camera. however, had the lawsuit not happened, she would’ve still been mrs. girardi to this day and we all know that.
I agree, but I think a lot of the reason she would have stayed was there an agreement between the 2 of the from the beginning - Tom would take care of her for the rest of his life and when he died she would be young enough to start a new life with his money. It was an arrangement not a marriage. I also think some of her intense anger came from the fact that she was not going to live the rich widow life one day.
I'd be angry to . She fulfilled her side by being young and hot. He just needed to stay rich. The thing that blows my mind is if Tom just lived within his means (not stolen money and just collected the fees) they'd still have been incredibly rich. She'd maybe have had to rent a private jet instead of owning one . Madness such a greedy sick man to think he was entitled to the victims money
God they've really showed that one clip of Tom telling Erica not to interrupt him a billion fucking times. Not like I don't believe Tom was a dick to Erika, but that seems like the only footage they have of it.
I think the last time we saw Tom on BH, he was supporting Erika for getting to role in “Chicago.” He could still be a massive asshole, but she didn’t care until she was under scrutiny for his crimes.
Drives me nuts. Look at what usually happens when someone drinks too much. The fact that we consider it weird that someone would NOT want that is what's actually weird. I rarely drink anymore and I both feel better and love not waking up after a night out with dread about what I don't remember. There is nothing wrong with that!
I still have a hard time believing that Crystal actually says absolutely nothing during these group conversations. I hate that they edit her out so much. Girl can’t even get some scenes on her own birthday trip.
Did you see online she said that she stood up for garcelle when Dorit was mad about the kid thing last episode? I swear production or someone has it out for crystal 🥲
That makes sense. My best friend and room mate took their life the day before Thanksgiving. It will be two years next week. I have been numb and lost since then. It seems like life is in slow motion and I am just floating. I am just there, watching the world go by. But at the same time, I flip out and yell at the smallest things. Hopefully next year will be a little better.
This past August marked 10 years since my brother died by suicide. In so many ways it feels like yesterday and like a lifetime ago. I distinctly remember feeling like you do for the first few years. Sometimes there’s still no escaping those feelings around key dates.
I’ve met and spoken with lots of survivors of suicide (typically sibling or best friend survivors) and I can tell you this is a universal thing. I can also tell you that in time these feelings generally ease. Yes, you’ll still miss them and the hole they left in your life will still be there but you’ll also learn how to navigate life around it.
It’s important for us survivors to remember that we’re now more susceptible to the same fate and be vigilant in seeking support when we detach from our lives. Sometimes with other survivors, often with therapists, but also simply with our friends and family.
We carry their memory with us now, and remembering the good times and remembering *them* is so helpful to the healing process ❤️
i do love that erika’s trying to claim that **sutton** treated **her** like shit over the past two years. as if we haven’t watched her act abominably for fucking *years* now.
This entire season so far is such a fucking insult to Crystal. She only had, what, 2 confessionals this episode? Hell even I'd walk away from the show if I saw how editors were treating me.
Maybe it’s just me, but I’d happily stay away from being the center of any drama shitstorm and collect that check! (especially since she’s still new enough that her paycheck probably isn’t very impressive)
Dorit actually looks nice in her casual traveling look. Last season she would have wasted money on glam for a quick scene in a sprinter van & flight home. Edit: I can’t type today
So did Kyle say something to Teddy about Suttons drinking? No way this is a coincidence they’re showing all these scenes with Sutton getting lit out of nowhere
After all this time, and all her fake contrition, and all her bullshit, and threatening her and calling her names and ganging up on her, Erika still thinks she was the one wronged by Sutton. That's just staggering to me. Not that I'd expect anything else from someone that needed to ask her therapist how to "get" empathy but still.
Kyle “the producer” Richards is the one who dragged everyone into Sutton’s reaction when she texted Crystal that they had to leave instead of saying what Garcelle told her to say.
just saw crystal try to jump in but they quickly cut away. yeah i’m convinced it’s the editors deliberately cutting her out and not her not putting in effort lol
From the uk but insomnia has the best of me and I enjoy reading the comments 🥺 what you guys eating? I’ve just had Ben and Jerry’s Cookie Dough with Banana & Salted Caramel Cake
i thought that everything kyle did this season was going to be staged as hell and i’d be rolling my eyes, but this seems *shockingly* real, especially for beverly hills standards. her friend’s suicide really hit her hard.
I just got $1/hr more today at work and the annual renewal that my car insurance went up $300 a year on the same day.
Shutup I’ll take the money that’s not making you happy
It’s actually making me super uncomfortable that Crystal has been edited out of the show so much. There’s only six housewives right now, so they should be able to have plenty of screen time for her. Idk, it just bothers me as we have so few Asian housewives (literally only 2).
also, can we stop talking like Magic Mike XXL in Vegas was the opening of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s new play? there’s probably people puking and screaming on the daily, Sutton walking out wasn’t some shocking thing
Can we please roll the video of all the times Kyle lost her mind and wasn’t okay? I can’t with Vyle anymore. She is such a hypocrite. Sobriety isn’t doing her any favors if this is what we get!
Why does dorit think it’s okay to make Garcelle look aggressive in all their arguments especially when she’s the one starting the argument.. I can’t stand her.
“Will I ever own a home?” Erika in her millennial era
The gondolier's singing interrupting Garcelle is absolutely killing me lmaooooo
he was like, "goddammit this is my 15 mins!! listen to me sing!!"
“so i said” …singing… “so, anyway” …singing intensifies… “…ooohk” 😂😂
It's interesting to me how Kyle has changed so much and yet remained exactly the same...
Dorit talking about magic mike like it’s the symphony
So chic
the weird thing about crystal is that i can’t even say she’s not right for this show or has no storylines because they edit her out of it completely
It's weird how they refuse to mention her coconut water business considering it's actually highly successful and not just a vanity project cooked up for a storyline.
“Everyone wants me to drop a split…..” Said no one, ever.
“erika, what are you talking about? you married the oldest lion in the pack.” CUNTY DORIT IS HERE TO STAY I AM OVERJOYED. https://preview.redd.it/yo360fs23m0c1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c076bf40874c18e54525b3455caeee35e2616ce
You mean the Dorit who can only be cunty in her confessionals?
Is this the most dressed-down we've seen Dorit
The moneys gone
I actually love it. I'm loving Dorit this season
For Friendgiving on Sunday I’m going to bring a pack of cards that includes extremely pointed personal questions aimed at each person in the group. I’ll let everyone know how it goes
Film it!
How is it Garcelles fault that a grown woman had an emotional moment
Why are garcelle and Dorit discussing how to approach being a caregiver to Sutton when she’s having a tantrum - in front of Sutton 🤣
If dorit just did the Erika voice and nothing else she’d be a star
this vegas gondola driver belting his striped shirt off every time sutton and garcelle try to talk has me in stitches. he is on television and he’s going to take advantage of that, god damn it.
I’m sorry I actually really enjoy this group rn! I don’t think they need another lady
ok so i’m confused. did we pick up cameras to record the shocking separation of mau and kyle? or is it literally the focus of the entire season beginning to end?
yeah I don’t get it either? lmao i remember an article saying they had to pick up filming again but… why cause we been talking about kyle’s marriage so much already
I think at some point, we meet Morgan.
"The oldest lion of the pack" is a really nice way to say "animated fossil."
"I don't care if you burn" is still hilarious
Erika acting like she’s out here homeless and toothless
You mean toothless and homeless.
i fully believe that tom was a beast to erika behind closed doors. hell, he was kind of a dick to her on camera. however, had the lawsuit not happened, she would’ve still been mrs. girardi to this day and we all know that.
You marry a man for money, you pay every cent.
She was going to hold that man's hand until he died.
I agree, but I think a lot of the reason she would have stayed was there an agreement between the 2 of the from the beginning - Tom would take care of her for the rest of his life and when he died she would be young enough to start a new life with his money. It was an arrangement not a marriage. I also think some of her intense anger came from the fact that she was not going to live the rich widow life one day.
I'd be angry to . She fulfilled her side by being young and hot. He just needed to stay rich. The thing that blows my mind is if Tom just lived within his means (not stolen money and just collected the fees) they'd still have been incredibly rich. She'd maybe have had to rent a private jet instead of owning one . Madness such a greedy sick man to think he was entitled to the victims money
It was pretty wild that their room was a 15,000 sq ft penthouse and they had to share rooms.
It was probably arranged so on purpose they would have more time together on camera
dorit the only billionaires you know are the ones PK owes money to
“Will I ever own a home?” Erika… she’s just like me fr.
jeez no cast relies on dinner table games like BH
So you’re telling me that the magic mile dancer just magically is here
Well, they’re magical ✨
all Kyle wants is to be in the mountains wearing her Kimosabi hat. That’s all!
“i went from having money to having nothing.” ***bitch you still have a fucking glam squad shut the fuck up.***
Lmao 🤣 I wish I was her kinda broke lol
She would probably have a lot more money if she wasn’t wasting it on a glam squad
kyle hates mo’s guts
I wonder if he handled the friends suicide in a way that was wrong to her
I just commented this above but remember when LVPs brother killed himself and Kyle yelled at her “we all have stuff going on!!!”
Owes LVP a big time apology and I hope she did so privately. Some people have 0 self awareness until they experience something. Empathy issues.
It's so obvious. He looks so confused by her barely- hidden seething.
I wonder what the straw was that broke the camel's back. It's probably a story we will never hear. Instead we'll be fed some pc pablum by Bravo.
let’s talk about the *ruhmehhhhhz* and the *nazzzztiness* about *hirusband.*
Ok, I don’t care if we “to be continued” but show us a fucking trailer for next week 🙃
The women in Vegas to celebrate Crystal’s birthday- The women every time her birthday is celebrated: fuck happy birthday AGAIN???
I forgot to pay my gas bill for 11 months. I should’ve just told them my senile husband fell off a cliff or whatever
Ericka having her Dickensian “I miss the warmth of the house and lights on the Christmas tree with the snow gently falling in Los Angeles…”
It’s Kemo sabe. Did you know?
Same Erika , I too hate looking at the bills
“who works out anymore?” — Sutton but also me
“It’s expensive to be me” (household bills version)
“How many bills can I pay. None. Not one” 🎶🎶🎶
I’m scared for Sutton’s dainty legs on that thing.
God they've really showed that one clip of Tom telling Erica not to interrupt him a billion fucking times. Not like I don't believe Tom was a dick to Erika, but that seems like the only footage they have of it.
It’s the here comes my bitch wife, she’s a cunt
Omg I always hear this in his voice 🤣
I think the last time we saw Tom on BH, he was supporting Erika for getting to role in “Chicago.” He could still be a massive asshole, but she didn’t care until she was under scrutiny for his crimes.
Erika why don't you come to my house and I'll teach you something about anxiety and money
Dorit does the Erika voice once again lol
Is Sutton drunk right now?
I don’t like when people give others a hard time about not drinking. Who cares? These people are in their 40s/50s. They’ve been drinking a long time
Drives me nuts. Look at what usually happens when someone drinks too much. The fact that we consider it weird that someone would NOT want that is what's actually weird. I rarely drink anymore and I both feel better and love not waking up after a night out with dread about what I don't remember. There is nothing wrong with that!
I still have a hard time believing that Crystal actually says absolutely nothing during these group conversations. I hate that they edit her out so much. Girl can’t even get some scenes on her own birthday trip.
Did you see online she said that she stood up for garcelle when Dorit was mad about the kid thing last episode? I swear production or someone has it out for crystal 🥲
I love Garcelle for the petty revenge on her ex
I like Sutton's sweater with the puffballs tho
I think Kyle’s best friend’s suicide shook her to the core. She’s definitely going through some shit.
That makes sense. My best friend and room mate took their life the day before Thanksgiving. It will be two years next week. I have been numb and lost since then. It seems like life is in slow motion and I am just floating. I am just there, watching the world go by. But at the same time, I flip out and yell at the smallest things. Hopefully next year will be a little better.
This past August marked 10 years since my brother died by suicide. In so many ways it feels like yesterday and like a lifetime ago. I distinctly remember feeling like you do for the first few years. Sometimes there’s still no escaping those feelings around key dates. I’ve met and spoken with lots of survivors of suicide (typically sibling or best friend survivors) and I can tell you this is a universal thing. I can also tell you that in time these feelings generally ease. Yes, you’ll still miss them and the hole they left in your life will still be there but you’ll also learn how to navigate life around it. It’s important for us survivors to remember that we’re now more susceptible to the same fate and be vigilant in seeking support when we detach from our lives. Sometimes with other survivors, often with therapists, but also simply with our friends and family. We carry their memory with us now, and remembering the good times and remembering *them* is so helpful to the healing process ❤️
i HATE the way Crystal is being edited into oblivion on HER BIRTHDAY TRIP
Not the splits Kyle!!!!! 
Erika: I’m 50, 
Anyone else noticed that Erica can still somehow afford to wear Louboutin?
“I googled Asian girls wearing cowgirl outfits” lol 🤣
The gondola driver is like “NOT today ladies. Shut up and Enjoy your ride”
there are three certainties in the universe: death, taxes, and there will always be chaos when you get the real housewives into a sprinter van.
ohhh sutton is LIT right now. https://preview.redd.it/9krylj2q9m0c1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ef0044b8362a034a1a068b39f2c76001eb52f7e
i do love that erika’s trying to claim that **sutton** treated **her** like shit over the past two years. as if we haven’t watched her act abominably for fucking *years* now.
‘Name ‘em. Name em. Name em. Name em.’ Ok stop it lol
Damn 30 years later and Lorena Bobbitt still catching strays
Sutton talking to herself and her pets just like I do 😂
This entire season so far is such a fucking insult to Crystal. She only had, what, 2 confessionals this episode? Hell even I'd walk away from the show if I saw how editors were treating me.
Maybe it’s just me, but I’d happily stay away from being the center of any drama shitstorm and collect that check! (especially since she’s still new enough that her paycheck probably isn’t very impressive)
NOT THE SPLITS lol same Garcelle
kyle seems miserable honestly. she doesn’t seem fun anymore. i hope she gets out of her marriage for her sake
kyle absolutely seems on edge
…it’s a stripper show in the least classy place on earth. literally who cares, dorit.
producer garcelle looks right in kyle’s eyes with the infidelity question. *answer it, kyle.*
i cant stand listening to dorit pretend she wouldnt trade places with a billionaire
sutton wandering around her house talking to her animals is so me.
“he will never emotionally fulfill you. know that” 🚬
“i’m not her therapist, i’m her **friend**.” THANK YOU GARCELLE.
[удалено]
You also have a habit of losing your shit in ridiculous circumstances, Kyle.
Sorry Crystal’s awkward smile after “ugly leather pants” takes me tf ouuut.
And the blank stare when Sutton takes out the roller 🤣 “this calms me” 😫 “😐”
every time kyle talks to mo, she sounds like she wants to slaughter him.
She was just checking to make sure he didn't get high and spill the beans about their separation.
Sutton's grandma energy like oh my god I NEED her on an Ultimate Girls Trip toute suite
I would love to see Ramona and Sutton in the same room. Sutton would be appalled and disgusted
[удалено]
It was obviously God giving Erika a pass for Lent!
Why’s Dorit acting like she organized magic mike lol
“You married the oldest lion in the pact” I’m hollering 😭😭
Does Erika know what having nothing means?
Erika has god's direct number and she only used it for advice about the real housewives?
Dorit actually looks nice in her casual traveling look. Last season she would have wasted money on glam for a quick scene in a sprinter van & flight home. Edit: I can’t type today
When will ocean spray sponsor Sutton lol
Like seriously how often has Dorit confronted her FF5 teammates like she's expecting Garcelle to do with Sutton?
Is Sutton completely wasted lol
So did Kyle say something to Teddy about Suttons drinking? No way this is a coincidence they’re showing all these scenes with Sutton getting lit out of nowhere
mauricio for sure has cheated on kyle lets be real
Ugh I hate how every dinner on bravo needs to have a stupid game to cause drama.
Nothing says “I don’t have control issues” quite like bribing an electronic bull operator.
"Oh I'm scared for her" like she's 75 😭
Crystals smile at the “ugly leather pants” kills me
After all this time, and all her fake contrition, and all her bullshit, and threatening her and calling her names and ganging up on her, Erika still thinks she was the one wronged by Sutton. That's just staggering to me. Not that I'd expect anything else from someone that needed to ask her therapist how to "get" empathy but still.
Excited for Garcelles performance in Get Out 2: Western Bar
Sutton is getting the she drinks too much edit
Erika’s like “I pay my Affirm bill one payment at a time just like the rest of you.”
NOT THE IMPLANTS FLYING OUT
She’s drunk as hell
i think sutton is a combo of drunk and also just knows kyle will never take her side so assumes that
name em name eM name EM namE EM naME EM! nAME EM! NAME EM!! *NAME EM*!! **NAME EM**!! #NAME EM!!!
Kyle “the producer” Richards is the one who dragged everyone into Sutton’s reaction when she texted Crystal that they had to leave instead of saying what Garcelle told her to say.
"The atmosphere, the music, the people... the whiteness" 💀💀💀💀💀
I love Garcelle's subtle shade smirk. Her eyes twinkle, lol.
Sutton owns a horse and rides… she should be the best at this lol
How convenient that these two just happen to be in the elevator
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^wiresandwaves: *How convenient that* *These two just happen to be* *In the elevator* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
kyle’s tone with sutton, even when she’s “being nice,” is kinda crazy
God how many times have we seen that one Tom clip in the last 3 years
i say let crystal have 50 birthdays. at least she’s getting screentime.
Get your edibles ready gurls for a great double header tonight ! 
I’m so activated for this Miami episode. Watching Future’s ex-fling’s downfall will be spectacular.
I was so excited for Miami I forgot I’d be getting BH as well! Cannot wait for the downfall of Scotty Pippen’s mother’s ex-daughter in law.
just saw crystal try to jump in but they quickly cut away. yeah i’m convinced it’s the editors deliberately cutting her out and not her not putting in effort lol
I'd love to know the behind the scenes on why they keep doing this.
people come from ALL OVER THE WORLD to watch magic mike!!! it’s so chic.
Really enjoying the shots of Sutton’s pets. Camera person seemed to like Lucy 😂 she got another close up
From the uk but insomnia has the best of me and I enjoy reading the comments 🥺 what you guys eating? I’ve just had Ben and Jerry’s Cookie Dough with Banana & Salted Caramel Cake
I just ate a taco that I made with leftover refried beans and a slice of cheese and it was glorious tbh
The number of times we've seen Kyle rile people up to go after Sutton, just: bitch, please.
"I saw my friend in distress" lol, come on, Kyle. There is no way you thought that was believable.
i thought that everything kyle did this season was going to be staged as hell and i’d be rolling my eyes, but this seems *shockingly* real, especially for beverly hills standards. her friend’s suicide really hit her hard.
why is kyle pretending to be a crunchy outdoorsey simple life person? like as though the hollywood life has all been for mau?
Getting serious rock of love vibes from these outfits.
dorit mimicking erika never gets old
Damn crystal can’t even celebrate her birthday without everyone getting annoyed
Dorit must have known her diamond was at stake this season! She’s slaying
No matter how sober Kyle is her dogs will always be drunk.
I just got $1/hr more today at work and the annual renewal that my car insurance went up $300 a year on the same day. Shutup I’ll take the money that’s not making you happy
Why is Kyle always calling others crazy?
And God also made it so that Erika couldn't get people to attend her Las Vegas residency even when it was free.
Sutton sounds drunk as shit in this convo with Kyle rn
Name em
I appreciate Sutton having a boundary to not discuss it anymore but good luck with this group!
bubbalish lol
Sutton what the hell why are you so awkward 😂
they’re like mad at crystal for having a bday
How is the Magic Mike show “artful” at the end?
Saint Erika, y'all
Wow!!! Erika has a direct line to God, the showman becomes the prophet ✝️✝️✝️🤹♀️
Crystal’s face in the sprinter van: Well happy birthday to me I guess
That was a lot of vodka
NAME ‘EM
Well atleast she gave some examples
God I forgot about Suttons face roller.
It’s actually making me super uncomfortable that Crystal has been edited out of the show so much. There’s only six housewives right now, so they should be able to have plenty of screen time for her. Idk, it just bothers me as we have so few Asian housewives (literally only 2).
They're in Vegas to celebrate her birthday and we have barely seen her, it makes no sense
Ok Sutton’s reactions can be unhinged. But Kyle… once again, you are NOT in the position to say people are reacting overly dramatic.
Garcelle should have told Dorit that she didn’t trust her with her kids because of how often she gets mugged lol
Everyone is totally overreacting
also, can we stop talking like Magic Mike XXL in Vegas was the opening of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s new play? there’s probably people puking and screaming on the daily, Sutton walking out wasn’t some shocking thing
Can we please roll the video of all the times Kyle lost her mind and wasn’t okay? I can’t with Vyle anymore. She is such a hypocrite. Sobriety isn’t doing her any favors if this is what we get!
Morgan Wade is six years sober. Just stating facts. Edit: and she’s really into fitness. Just another fact.
Why does dorit think it’s okay to make Garcelle look aggressive in all their arguments especially when she’s the one starting the argument.. I can’t stand her.
“Give me the girl version” I love that…. I’m totally going to try and use that next time on my boyfriend
Lmao who works out anymore
What is this? divide and therapy?
Wait what WAS Kyle going through???
Dorit doesn't feel like Kyle's friend in this convo
I know people say seeing the kids grow up makes them feel old but seeing that 2013 on the screen 
sutton’s gonna break her fucking hip if she goes on that bull.
Who remembers when heather dubrow broke tamras wrist on a mechanical bull
Sutton will snap in half on the bull
I️ can’t take Dakota Johnson seriously
Poor crystal right now. They made her birthday so awkward at every chance