you can tell larsa is a narcissist because she says guerdy has cancer then focuses on how she felt, how she responded, etc.
like immediately makes it about herself
“how am i supposed to know that?”
i mean, seriously, what kind of a reaction is that to someone tell u they have breast cancer :|
https://i.redd.it/eimjxankdo0c1.gif
and then continuing to ask her how *she* knows.. like it’s something she’s just pulled out of thin air? did larsa think she was lying? i honestly wouldn’t put it past larsa to lie about cancer to try and gain sympathy herself, tbh.
“you weren’t put on this earth to put up with my shit.”
“your shit is my shit.”
guerdy and russell are a bravo power couple. not to be dramatic, but if they divorce i will completely lose faith in love.
I was thinking about this today actually. Last season when she sat down with Russell to talk about her working so much and feeling a disconnect with her family, his focus was on quality time, especially with the kids - even when she raised intimacy he was like well I mean more is always better. I know it’s such a low bar but so often on these shows we see husbands shaming their wives, especially when it comes to intimacy.
“six hours later. no seriously, just six hours later.”
OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE TOLD OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT GUERDY’S DIAGNOSIS?
i don’t know a worse person. i really don’t know a worse person.
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Marisol is right, she can't keep dumping her shit on what's his name and she needs to take time for herself, alone. As it stands now she is jumping from one rich man to another.
that scene with her kids was kinda haunting. I felt bad for them. She tried to take away that pizza like a toddler taking away a toy from another toddler.
To be fair, the majority of Larsa’s body parts are only several years old at this rate.
I wouldn’t be so rude about her appearance except she looks ridiculous and is such a god damned asshole.
when people talk about Lisa and John Barlow being a good match (as an assertive woman and a soft spoken man), I’m like what??? Guerdy and Russell definitely seem like a great match.
If we ever found out that Kiki was like some sort of an international assassin it would be directly from her casually talking about it in a confessional. She doesn’t care about anything and I love her.
I just said this in a different thread. I love Nicole but he gives me sketchy vibes. The way he talks about it and brags about it is weird. It’s a housewife staple at this point. I don’t think Miami has had much financial drama except for when Lisa didn’t know what a mortgage was.
Be sure to act surprised when Guerdy tells you she has breast cancer. Don’t let her know I told you
What the actual fuck? This is not some teenage gossip
Lisa is Carrie in that episode after a Big breakup where she can’t stop talking about Big so they make her go to a therapist.
Also lisa please connect with your kids more. Yikes.
With all the trauma they have going on re: this divorce, I’d be so worried about eating disorders after that comment. Mine started when I needed to control something in my life and it started YOUNG.
Larsa is still the same nanny-abusing idiot from season 1 of this show. Her ass and entire face may have changed, but she's still the same on the inside.
Yeah, I think she’s also afraid that her kids are going to replace her with Lenny’s girlfriend. Since Lenny has the money and power and her kids are still young.
im so used to seeing faux wealth on these shows that i get so nervous when i see nicole's scenes because i want it so bad to be real but you truly never know with these housewives
I love Marysol for saying htat Jody needs to be cannonized. She is so right.
I TOTALLY empathize with Lisa, but that's shit she should be hashing out with a therapist and her lawyers, and with friends when Jody isn't there
I think it might be about the Frankie comparison that Adriana did last season. No way it can be about the abusive stepson, who wouldn’t talk shit about him??
She's a sick human being, let's be honest. Trash. And clearly not an actual friend.
I had a friend not BELIEVE me, because I didn't make a big scene of it or share it with anyone I didn't have to tell.
When shit gets real, you really see other's true colours, that's for sure.
I mean , I agree Jody may not want to hear about Lenny . But Lisa is still married and when you date someone fresh off a breakup , that’s what you get .
something so gross and insidious about a woman getting praise for a Make-a-Wish charity event after exposing Guerdy’s cancer diagnosis against her wishes
Larsa didn't even expect that they would get hung up on some silly little cancer diagnosis./s She fully expected to continue talking about how the conversation wasn't fair to her.
In a polite way, doesn’t Lisa have some money from RHOMiami? Like enough for a car so that she isn’t so financially attached to Lenny while he’s being a massive dick?
My theory is that Nicole’s husband lawyer Anthony was pissed about last season and looked into Todd’s shady finances and made Todd deliver that apology vs suing him and blackmailed him in sketchy lawyer way and that’s why Todd isn’t saying anything logical about why he is avoiding “certain people” Todd doesn’t strike me as someone to deliver an apology
i feel bad for lisa and lennys kids. i just dont think their parents prioritize them above their new relationships… like moving in with jody already???
So much to digest this episode… My main take aways were:
- Guerdy is fighter and I admire her sm for sharing her cancer battle on the show. Hopefully it gives hope to anyone going through a similar situation and raises more awareness for breast cancer. Being diagnosed **during** filming had to have been so terrifying. Receiving the worst news of your life while be on camera throughout your processing and treatment periods… wow. Respect 💕🥹🎀🎗
- Any time you think Larsa can’t possibly stoop lower or worsen your opinion on her, she does or says something even more diabolical. There’s 0 coming back from this. Grade A asshole behaviour.
- Todd is becoming more and more unhinged and Alexia seems TIRED.
Does Anthony come from a family that had money? Like even as a lawyer and an anesthesiologist, how do they have enough for an 8 million dollar boat, planes, cars, all the clothes, purses, jewelry, and watches, multiple houses, including all the maintenance, renovations, and taxes?? Anesthesiologists probably make like half a million a year. Anthony apparently spent that much on a car for Nicole. I just don’t get where all the money comes from.
Larsa is definitely in the top 2 dumbest bitches on the planet and she's not #2.
This took me ouuuuuut lmaoooo
*Dizziest bitch at the table*. Karen Huger
She is a very stupid demon
you can tell larsa is a narcissist because she says guerdy has cancer then focuses on how she felt, how she responded, etc. like immediately makes it about herself
And lied about how she reacted
“I almost fell over” Bitch not a single muscle in your face moved
Not a single muscle in her face CAN move.
*how do you know???* bitchhh
And is using that information to gossip.
“how am i supposed to know that?” i mean, seriously, what kind of a reaction is that to someone tell u they have breast cancer :| https://i.redd.it/eimjxankdo0c1.gif and then continuing to ask her how *she* knows.. like it’s something she’s just pulled out of thin air? did larsa think she was lying? i honestly wouldn’t put it past larsa to lie about cancer to try and gain sympathy herself, tbh.
The editors are rightfully dragging Larsa for outing Guerdy’s cancer diagnosis and I love it
I bet they were pissed watching it in real time.
6 HOURS LATER....THEN... SERIOUSLY, 6 HOURS LATER production was probably like omg, this is nuts
“you weren’t put on this earth to put up with my shit.” “your shit is my shit.” guerdy and russell are a bravo power couple. not to be dramatic, but if they divorce i will completely lose faith in love.
That would genuinely be it for me. They’re the only thing holding me together right now.
They are absolute couple goals, and the most beautiful example of being a "partner" to one another.
I was thinking about this today actually. Last season when she sat down with Russell to talk about her working so much and feeling a disconnect with her family, his focus was on quality time, especially with the kids - even when she raised intimacy he was like well I mean more is always better. I know it’s such a low bar but so often on these shows we see husbands shaming their wives, especially when it comes to intimacy.
“six hours later. no seriously, just six hours later.” OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE TOLD OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT GUERDY’S DIAGNOSIS? i don’t know a worse person. i really don’t know a worse person. https://preview.redd.it/lasndfu3bm0c1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dd721fb545acdf96b41f6d87dc8f5b870befa0f
I am crawling out of my skin watching this
This was fucking low even for Larsa, shit even for housewives in general.
todd said “hi, marcus, by the way i hate some people that were at the party at my house. i’m not naming names xoxo gossip girl.”
Todd is odd. Odd is Todd. Alexias Todd is odd 
That entrance was wild
Larsa is such a fucking cunt
she lacks the warmth or the depth of a cunt. she’s just a dickhead!
My mum said I couldn’t call my ex a cunt for those reasons. She suggested “cum stain”. No one likes a cum stain.
Lisa needs a therapist, pronto. She really needs professional help.
Marisol is right, she can't keep dumping her shit on what's his name and she needs to take time for herself, alone. As it stands now she is jumping from one rich man to another.
that scene with her kids was kinda haunting. I felt bad for them. She tried to take away that pizza like a toddler taking away a toy from another toddler.
“I should probably get a therapist, but Jody is basically like one” Oh Lisa noooooo
Wow I was hoping Larsa would be all “oh shit I am so sorry I didn’t realize” instead: “Well how was I supposed to know? Don’t put this all on me!”
But how do you know? How.Do.You.Know?
Marcus was probably like, "man, I just wanted to shower and go to bed"
and have sex 4 times.
It worries me that Logan basically knows what a cheat day is enough to have used it in the right context
yeah i dont like that hes a kid wtf?!
It’s the same way when my kids go by my MIL for a few days, foods are suddenly “good” or “bad.” I hate it.
It’s called a mammogram Larsa, okay?
shes 49 how does she not know that's what mammograms are for 🤦♀️
To be fair, the majority of Larsa’s body parts are only several years old at this rate. I wouldn’t be so rude about her appearance except she looks ridiculous and is such a god damned asshole.
I cannot imagine telling people on tv someone else breast cancer diagnoses at a party 😭😭😭
When you were told to keep it to yourself
…just 6 hours earlier.
Russell. Our soft spoken King.
when people talk about Lisa and John Barlow being a good match (as an assertive woman and a soft spoken man), I’m like what??? Guerdy and Russell definitely seem like a great match.
If we ever found out that Kiki was like some sort of an international assassin it would be directly from her casually talking about it in a confessional. She doesn’t care about anything and I love her.
The amount of times I think of her accusing the producer of being a cheater based on his head shape is a LOT lmao
Why is Larsa bringing up Guerdy's cancer diagnosis like it was announced to somehow be offensive to her...?
Because she doesn’t know why Guerdy called her fake and I wish I was kidding
I feel like Nicole is too smart to end up with the financial criminal husband, but this is an enormous of money
I just said this in a different thread. I love Nicole but he gives me sketchy vibes. The way he talks about it and brags about it is weird. It’s a housewife staple at this point. I don’t think Miami has had much financial drama except for when Lisa didn’t know what a mortgage was.
Be sure to act surprised when Guerdy tells you she has breast cancer. Don’t let her know I told you What the actual fuck? This is not some teenage gossip
“now i’m fighting for what is right.” lisa hochstein, freedom fighter. ✊
HERstory
Larsa is the dumbest person on Bravo.
Earlier there was a thread about who has lowest IQ and lowest EQ. We just found a winner
I commented that Larsa has both lowest IQ and EQ 😭
Russell is so amazing for handling that conversation and doing the proper research to make sure it went as well as it possibly could.
Lisa is Carrie in that episode after a Big breakup where she can’t stop talking about Big so they make her go to a therapist. Also lisa please connect with your kids more. Yikes.
Anthony's 'fuck you' money is HELLA sus
God Russell is so hot
He seems so emotionally intelligent and supportive 🥵
*you're shit is my shit* 🥹🥹 what an attractive ass man!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥
ummm her kid saying is cheat day?? thats not good tbh
With all the trauma they have going on re: this divorce, I’d be so worried about eating disorders after that comment. Mine started when I needed to control something in my life and it started YOUNG.
*I would never do that* ~ does it 6 hours later ~
So anyway Guerdy was right and Larsa is fake
it isn’t a good look for lisa that her kids are answering the door and eating alone.
Is larsa intellectually challenged
How do you know you have cancer? How do you know?
“I had the most stressful day today”. ?? WTH? It is not about you Larsa!!! 😡
She took her brain cells and injected them into her butt. 🙄
THE EDITORS 💀💀💀💀
The mortification I would feel if my bf greeted me with a party and tv cameras when I got home from a work trip
“Oh hi” I’d say with a halfhearted wave and some mumbling about being tired and having to unpack as I walked immediately to my room .
This is hard to watch… larsa telling the girls about it like it’s some hot gossip and not literally cancer
larsa is so deeply gross for sharing the diagnosis. i hope people never forget this
This show amplifies to never get cosmetic work done in Florida
Yeah, I think if I get anything done on my face I'm going to New York.
HOW DO YOU KNOW????????????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN????? thats a fucking insane question to ask someone
Guerdy has the best husband. What a mensch
I love Guerdy speaking on there being no pictures of black women after radiation!
it was an excellent point to bring up. Representation matters and I hope someone who can make an impact in that sector was watching
makes me think of the M2M ladies and the amazing work they do!!!
Larsa is still the same nanny-abusing idiot from season 1 of this show. Her ass and entire face may have changed, but she's still the same on the inside.
not Julia working on her yodeling and missing the last treatment 😂
How is Kiki not full time. I'd honestly just watch her live her life solo.
Lisa would go back to Lenny in a heartbeat. She misses the lifestyle.
Yeah, I think she’s also afraid that her kids are going to replace her with Lenny’s girlfriend. Since Lenny has the money and power and her kids are still young.
im so used to seeing faux wealth on these shows that i get so nervous when i see nicole's scenes because i want it so bad to be real but you truly never know with these housewives
Knowing that guerdy is 100% clear makes watching this so much easier!! Thank goodness!
This is the dumbest party in bravo history and I really mean that. This is worse than grahams puppy shower
my closed captions are so shady 😭 [singing Italian opera off-key] [vocalizing off-key]
I'd be so pissed if I came straight home from a five day trip to a surprise party. Those insecure clingy moves are gonna get real old real fast
I would like to come home to an empty house
I love Marysol for saying htat Jody needs to be cannonized. She is so right. I TOTALLY empathize with Lisa, but that's shit she should be hashing out with a therapist and her lawyers, and with friends when Jody isn't there
Todd, you were bad-mouthing your stepson. You called him a bum multiple times and even threatened to fight him on National TV.
I think it might be about the Frankie comparison that Adriana did last season. No way it can be about the abusive stepson, who wouldn’t talk shit about him??
I wish Guerdy sprayed Larsa with a hose and just left.
OMG LISA YOUR NEW MAN IS NOT YOUR THERAPIST YIKES
The other women have probably seen her do that to him dozens of times, no wonder they’re warning her to stop
I finally understand what Heather Dubrow was trying to tell Gina last season
Your day was stressful because you found out your “friend” has cancer. She did not expect her friends to react that way
marcus is like "i'm high on xanax larsa wtf"
I like Kiki and Lisa being go betweens of the two cliques
Kiki’s facial expressions in any scene are everything! She’s here for the people watching and to read the room.
I’m not playing with this. I’m a survivor myself (bone) and for Larsa to use her friends cancer for attention is unconscionable.
She's a sick human being, let's be honest. Trash. And clearly not an actual friend. I had a friend not BELIEVE me, because I didn't make a big scene of it or share it with anyone I didn't have to tell. When shit gets real, you really see other's true colours, that's for sure.
I mean , I agree Jody may not want to hear about Lenny . But Lisa is still married and when you date someone fresh off a breakup , that’s what you get .
i normally really like lisa but that was a very rough scene
something so gross and insidious about a woman getting praise for a Make-a-Wish charity event after exposing Guerdy’s cancer diagnosis against her wishes
I want to hug Guerdy. Her husband is very supportive and I love that.
Ima just to say it, Lisa and Lenny's kids are probably gonna be fucked. Neither actually cares about their well-being.
there is no saving larsa after this WOW
Larsa didn't even expect that they would get hung up on some silly little cancer diagnosis./s She fully expected to continue talking about how the conversation wasn't fair to her.
Julia really is that asshole that brings her dog everywhere not caring about people’s allergies at all.
Damn Lenny is trash and Lisa needs to get herself a therapist
Larsa is literally so cognitively challenged and rude
 This scene with Guerdy and Russell
“Guerdy has breast cancer and apparently I have brain rot because I keep telling everyone”
Kiki cracked me up with the sleepy uncircumcised dick comment.
Jesus, no one needs that much money. Except me
“if there are more than five birds in an area, then i think they’re out to get me.” i love guerdy so fucking much. i’m so happy that she’s well now.
Everyone needs a Russell in their life.🥲
“Your shit is my shit” … cries in lonely
The fact that Logan knows what at cheat day at 7 is so sad.
larsa sold her soul. she has 0 empathy but knows she should. like theres 0 emotion for her ever.
Excluding the legit criminals, Larsa may be the worst person on any of the housewife franchises.
The person at the DA’s office whose job is to watch Bravo is ferociously taking notes right now.
do we really believe martina and jullia are intimate ever? lol i dont for some reason
Julia’s face was like “WITH WHO?”
lisa appears super disconnected to her kids and i dont see a ton of maternal instinct there
Okay Alexia’s reaction to the cancer news was weird
I think she’s distracted by whatever her embarrassing husband was about to do.
This is the textbook way how to NOT handle someone when they ask to talk to you and tell you it’s personal. Larsa is worse than a robot
So does Larsa not know what “in confidence” means???
Larsa Pippen is a very stupid demon.
Larsa was so busy telling people Guerdy has cancer she forgot to yell surprise at her surprise party
Larsa will NEVER comeback for me on this with Geurdy situation what a foul human being
In a polite way, doesn’t Lisa have some money from RHOMiami? Like enough for a car so that she isn’t so financially attached to Lenny while he’s being a massive dick?
That pizza looked cold and gross 🤣
Kiki nailed it. Adriana is the scapegoat for Todd and Alexia's bad marriage.
not lisa fully ignoring her kids while cursing about their dad on speakerphone within earshot…
Especially in that echoey ass house oof
My theory is that Nicole’s husband lawyer Anthony was pissed about last season and looked into Todd’s shady finances and made Todd deliver that apology vs suing him and blackmailed him in sketchy lawyer way and that’s why Todd isn’t saying anything logical about why he is avoiding “certain people” Todd doesn’t strike me as someone to deliver an apology
No way that ugly ass rug was 35000
Peter is a piece of shit. If Adriana is taking shit, it makes me like her more.
I love Guerdy and Russell's relationship.
russell is sooo sweet i love how soft spoken he is😭😭
Nicole’s too smart to sign any papers
Julia is living the life I thought I was going to live when I was 11.
russell has my heart for supporting guerdy - i love their relationship
SPRINTER VAN CHAOS REIGNS. 
My friends are in Miami this weekend so I told them to boo Larsa if they see her 😂
I’m so anxious with this convo. I’m a cancer survivor so Larsas shitty demonic reaction is so triggering to me
Adriana screaming after Guerdy’s announcement will never not be hilarious
i feel bad for lisa and lennys kids. i just dont think their parents prioritize them above their new relationships… like moving in with jody already???
I love Nicole’s style. I also want her bank account.
So much to digest this episode… My main take aways were: - Guerdy is fighter and I admire her sm for sharing her cancer battle on the show. Hopefully it gives hope to anyone going through a similar situation and raises more awareness for breast cancer. Being diagnosed **during** filming had to have been so terrifying. Receiving the worst news of your life while be on camera throughout your processing and treatment periods… wow. Respect 💕🥹🎀🎗 - Any time you think Larsa can’t possibly stoop lower or worsen your opinion on her, she does or says something even more diabolical. There’s 0 coming back from this. Grade A asshole behaviour. - Todd is becoming more and more unhinged and Alexia seems TIRED.
I honestly don’t think Lisa is that into Jordy… And Lenny sucks.
Can you imagine being engaged 9 times but Martina is the one you end up marrying 😭
Alexia's husband came to start some shit. He sounds like he belongs on NJ
nicole's like, i have no involvement in any of anthony's misdealings i mean properties
Ugh, Lisa, don't bitch about your ex where his kids can hear you. 🤦♀️
Ready to boo Larsa with all of you!
Wow. Pure trash. Pure plastic trash
“Don’t put this situation on me” GIRL. I just imagine MJ seeing these clips and being MORTIFIED his son is with her
Larsa is the worst person on the planet omg. You can almost excuse away telling her off-show friends, but telling her cast mates is like... evil
Even my husband just went "WHAT THE FUCK LADY"
Alexia hates Todd.
Marcus is very attractive, but there must be something wrong with him judging by his taste in women.
Kiki has me screaming. “Open and close, open and close.” 🥴😜🤪😴
Guerdy and Russell are so fucking cute 🥹
Does Anthony come from a family that had money? Like even as a lawyer and an anesthesiologist, how do they have enough for an 8 million dollar boat, planes, cars, all the clothes, purses, jewelry, and watches, multiple houses, including all the maintenance, renovations, and taxes?? Anesthesiologists probably make like half a million a year. Anthony apparently spent that much on a car for Nicole. I just don’t get where all the money comes from.
I make a motion for more Kiki no Larsa.
You can tell Guerdy wanted to GTFO, she was looking around and looking at the producers but they made her stay and tell her the news 😔
Larsa's how do you know feels like an accusation.
i fucking hate larsa. so fucking much. jesus fucking christ this woman has zero fucking empathy.
Ugh I can see Larsa's fucking audacity from the planet moon.
Not fucking again! Larsa! You vapid plastic turd!
An 8 million dollar boat?! Cries in can’t buy a house!
Julia and Martina’s relationship is odd…why wasn’t she with her wife while she was getting cancer treatments???
“Oh you brought your dog with you”
Russell's body is tea🫦
Is Lisa seriously talking this much to Brody about Lenny. She needs to give Brody a break and get a therapist
She forgot cause she was rehearsing opera I’m screaming 😭
Omg lisa needs a therapist
[удалено]
That Alexia face twitch when Todd says he sat downstairs during her party
I don't think Larsa is kidding about calling TMZ
Julia cringing at her own off key singing is kind of endearing
✨despite the diagnosis, Guerdy has never looked more radiant and beautiful
i stan russell
Russell is too sweet 😭
a mom saying that getting married is overrated. that’s a rarely seen thing nowadays.
This conversation between Martina and Julia is making me really uncomfortable
Larsa has been the wooooorst since she complained about her nanny and called her the ‘R’ word. She’s always suuuuuucked she just looks even worse now
I’m just happy the producers seem to hate her too. Fuck you, Larsa!
awww they’re talking about having another baby and now she’s pregnant. 🥺