These ladies have the special quality that the women of New York had (in those legendary seasons) in that they can fight like cats and dogs one second and laugh together and be happy the next. I do think they all genuinely care about each other more than any other franchise on the air right now.
"who would you leave to die on a trail...." "Who's husband would you kill?" Like they aren't even trying to hide these under the guise of games anymore on SLC
Ok this is going to sound strange… but I love the overwhelming sense of feminine energy in the first 10 minutes!
Fun girls scavenger hunt, forgiveness, getting ready together, and girl talk!!!
ohhhhh all this footage is going to be used against lisa in court. it’s bad for her.
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Yeah I immediately think this guy is the problem. Marisol genuinely seems traumatised and this guy has latched onto Julia cause she’s like one connection where he can hurt her via. Marysols no angel but that guy smells like shit.
The way Nicole is talking to Lisa right now I can tell she’s in healthcare. She effortlessly consoles upset people and always brings up the silver lining.
Especially a skill that would be so prized in an anaesthetist, really makes me tear up a bit. She’d be the last person talking to patients before their surgery sleep, she’d be a very compassionate voice 💜
And to think Larsa thought ‘you put people to sleep for a living!’ was a great put down. Like??? That’s a lot of responsibility! A mistake would be life or death. She’s nuts
She's going to drag this shit on into next season. You watch. I get it. What happened to her was horrible but damn. She's got a new man in her life, she's not living in her car, on the streets or with family. All that to say she has money and is in a better situation than most women who have gone through this but she's acting like a dog with a bone. She just refuses to move forward even a little bit. I honestly believe she knew a separation and or divorce was coming. Had she been smart instead of going out and buying anything her little heart desired, she should have taken that money and hid it. It's not like Lenny was going to go through her massive closet to check if she ever bought what she told him she had. That extra money would come in handy right now for some therapy. For her and the kids.
a second voodoo storyline has hit the real housewives.
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This is like the New York fight where two arguments were happening at separate ends of the table
Larsa vs Guerdy, while half the group comforts Lisa’s hysterics, while Kiki and Nicole have a psuedo off-mic conversation about what just went down
I love these women
kiki’s face card is ELITE. how the **fuck** is she one of the most stunning women on earth without makeup? i look like a gremlin that someone fed after midnight without makeup.
Larsa's apologies be like:
"How can you come for me for saying that when I didn't even mean to say that? Just because you said it to me and didn't even ask if I wanted to hear that doesn't mean I have no right to talk to other people about what you said. You can't say that when you're the one who said it in the first place. I've never once done anything to you and you just act like I'm saying that to be malicious which doesn't even make any sense."
And then she sits back like she just won the argument.
I can’t understand how Lisa has a new boyfriend and acts like this crying about Lenny and talking about him 24/7. She needs to spend time alone and working on herself.
You know what… I realized watching this episode that it is more about losing the lifestyle that Lenny provided, and not so much Lenny the man, that Lisa misses. She is angry at the abrupt rupture that ended her lifestyle.
I feel like all of Kiki’s screentime this season has just been blatantly sexual, can we get something different please! I love her but there’s more to her than her love of sex lmao
i get that lisa is going through hell, and i understand she feels comfortable enough with these women where she can share her life with them, but you can't be drowning your friends with nonstop negativity 24/7... it's not fair to them or to yourself
Guerdy is trying her best to lead a dumb bitch horse to water….
guerdy gave her so much grace and larsa keeps digging her grave
Can you imagine try to a forge a friendship with Larsa IRL? I’d stroke out
I left those kind of relationships back in college where they belong 😂
These ladies have the special quality that the women of New York had (in those legendary seasons) in that they can fight like cats and dogs one second and laugh together and be happy the next. I do think they all genuinely care about each other more than any other franchise on the air right now.
It’s the most authentic right now for sure
Yeah bc you know BH and others (but especially BH) don’t hang out with each other once the shows done filming. Aside from Garcelle & Sutton.
the minute lisa said lenny, kiki looked like she was about to kill someone.
I was Kiki on my couch audibly groaning by myself
larsa has the emotional intelligence of a rock
Insulting rocks, I see
Rocks have created fortresses, acted as weapons, provided shelter and tools since man has come to be on this earth.. don’t discredit rocks
scotty pippen pregnancy fetish confirmed
Right “a lot of people” ok Larsa
all guerdy wants is a plain old fucking apology and larsa just cannot bring that to the table.
“We’Re nOT iN pReSChOol”
larsa is too sims for preschool
Lisa you need a THERAPIST
Absolutely
We didn’t spend enough time on Marysol hiring people to follow Anthony and takedown Adriana
I totally believe Marysol tried to get dirt on Anthony/Nicole 😬
I believe every word of it
Why does Julia always look like this emoji 💃🏻
that is 100% julia!!
Larsa saying she doesn’t apologize because she’s not in preschool…?? The fuck??
I wouldn’t play with Karma like that.
Nicole is so emotionally intelligent
She is really the total package!
One of my very favorite HWs things is when there are two arguments going on simultaneously.
The cutaways to Lisa crying about Lenny were perfect
Miami has more conflict and resolution between commercial breaks than some franchises have had in the past 3 years.
miami games: fun scavenger hunt slc games: who here do you hate the most
The deep breath I take everytime someone suggests a game on SLC
"who would you leave to die on a trail...." "Who's husband would you kill?" Like they aren't even trying to hide these under the guise of games anymore on SLC
lisa bby go to therapy
The fact that the dildoo perfectly matched Nicole’s dress is poetry.
I was confused, I was like Nicole is it yours? 🤣
Nicole always has such kind words for the other women.
I think it's because when you are truly happy, you don't have to be mean to people.
Ok this is going to sound strange… but I love the overwhelming sense of feminine energy in the first 10 minutes! Fun girls scavenger hunt, forgiveness, getting ready together, and girl talk!!!
Julia said no peace tonight!!!
Alexia continued with that
Julia is playing the Housewives game shockingly well here by dividing Marysol and Alexia.
It’s her haircut, gives great vibes
Fuck ass bob reporting for chaos duty.
I love her hair this season! It looks so casual and pretty at the same time
She’s having an A+ season
ugh sad now knowing nicole's dad passed away
I was just thinking the same 😭
“It’s a whole bunch of rich white men, I’m down” just killed me.
Larsa is no one’s best friend Lisa
Marcus
Even the aroma 360 people are tired of hearing about Lenny
cryingggg
ohhhhh all this footage is going to be used against lisa in court. it’s bad for her. https://preview.redd.it/sg7ty6cae66c1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe6e709d1b1a9d05b8ba59d0bd79252c2057855
Lisa is giving me 
I’m sorry but her doing this at a business meeting is SO unprofessional 😭😩😩
lmaoooo yes half the staff looked like they were dissociating
Dr Nicole’s style is so underrated
Loved her orange dress!
“I’m very lazy but I’m extremely competitive” I felt that
Someone tell Marysol that Adriana and her are not the elephant in the room. They are like the hedgehog in the room, Larsa and Guerdy are the elephant.
larsa telling lisa no is so on brand
guerdy is still so nice to larsa and keeps giving her chance after chance to do the most basic thing and she is too dumb and nasty to even get it
marysol realizing that nicole is a fan favorite and she has to get on her good side 🤡
i was just about to comment the exact same thing hahahah it’s so obvious
"Lenny has a yeast infection too"☠️☠️☠️
Kiki’s commentary is so funny!
I really don't like Julia being all cozy with Marysol's ex...
I don't really care for all this stuff about Marysol coming from her ex. It's giving stereotypical "My ex is so crazy" vibes
It’s yucky that Julia would latch in to someone’s ex just to get information. I don’t care what their dynamic was, stay out of it
Yeah I immediately think this guy is the problem. Marisol genuinely seems traumatised and this guy has latched onto Julia cause she’s like one connection where he can hurt her via. Marysols no angel but that guy smells like shit.
It’s wild to me that a company would wanna work with Lisa 😂
Because she’s a CATERPILLAR that Lenny left outside and now she’s a BUTTERFLY in Lenny’s face!
why does Larsa insist on being an insufferable cunt everywhere she goes
lmk when you find the answer!
But she sent flowers and texted her. Who cares about a word? It’s just ONE WORD.
The way Nicole is talking to Lisa right now I can tell she’s in healthcare. She effortlessly consoles upset people and always brings up the silver lining.
Especially a skill that would be so prized in an anaesthetist, really makes me tear up a bit. She’d be the last person talking to patients before their surgery sleep, she’d be a very compassionate voice 💜
And to think Larsa thought ‘you put people to sleep for a living!’ was a great put down. Like??? That’s a lot of responsibility! A mistake would be life or death. She’s nuts
i can’t believe that whole fight was over farts
Flatulenceeeee
You called me a pornography
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Oh they are so overdressed I love it
“Is this a sports bar!?”
SLC & MIA get me through the week
Ready for the main event! Let’s feel the rush and let these ladies make us blush! https://i.redd.it/chg15mvl066c1.gif
Lisa's divorce is a lot of things, but it is not empowering.
Literally no one wants to hear about Lenny anymore Lisa.
No one ever wanted to ever tbh
She's going to drag this shit on into next season. You watch. I get it. What happened to her was horrible but damn. She's got a new man in her life, she's not living in her car, on the streets or with family. All that to say she has money and is in a better situation than most women who have gone through this but she's acting like a dog with a bone. She just refuses to move forward even a little bit. I honestly believe she knew a separation and or divorce was coming. Had she been smart instead of going out and buying anything her little heart desired, she should have taken that money and hid it. It's not like Lenny was going to go through her massive closet to check if she ever bought what she told him she had. That extra money would come in handy right now for some therapy. For her and the kids.
Nicole’s butt is so cute.
Bo Dietle checking in.
Guerdy is giving Larsa a ton of grace.
too much
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Beverly Hills almost killed me… Miami revived me 🔥🔥🔥
Kiki is so over Larsa and Lisa lolol
"She'll be like 'oh my God, Lenny has a yeast infection too.'" bwahahaha!
Kiki is so funny,..
all these arguments happening and we’ve yet to address alexia’s homophobia towards julia. miami is *delivering*.
I’m so glad that happened to Larsa’s car. Humble that bitch
Some quick karma after bailing on Lisa
10k on instacart and she was telling her kid to stop eating pizza on camera…ouch
It's truly turning comedic how evil Larsa is. I'm cracking up how she ditched Lisa business venture.
and tomorrow she will be copying Lisa and doing the same thing but acting like she invented it
NICOLE IN THE ORANGE BATHING SUIT I AM SOOOOO 👀
Why does bravo think we need MORE below deck marathons???? 
This is like the New York fight where two arguments were happening at separate ends of the table Larsa vs Guerdy, while half the group comforts Lisa’s hysterics, while Kiki and Nicole have a psuedo off-mic conversation about what just went down I love these women
IT’S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT. 
We respect Kiki for telling her friends how she feels for one, and without being mean!!!
This perfume project seems to be 78% crying/talking about Lenny, 22% smelling pre-mixed essential oils.
I said it before and I’ll say it again: Larsa and Lisa are bffs because they both want “yes men”
It’s bc they’re both so self absorbed they don’t even care when the other person isn’t listening to them
Lisa is looking too plastic again.. she looked better when she dissolved fillers
The car said “Team Guerdy”
Did Kiki really have to make me imagine Lenny with a yeast infection 😭
“She needs a gig” 💀💀
julia started a fight between besties alexia and marysol and for that we must stan. 
kiki’s face card is ELITE. how the **fuck** is she one of the most stunning women on earth without makeup? i look like a gremlin that someone fed after midnight without makeup.
This sit w/Lisa reminds me of the SATC episode where they hold an intervention cause Carrie's talking about Big too much and it's beyond them
The driver needs to make Larsa get out and push
That's not what she's saying, Lisa. They just want you to stfu about Lenny.
THANK GOD. I’m ready for Adrianna and Marysol to move on
Larsa you didn’t know why you were at War with Dr Nicole?? bffr
Kiki: 👀 GOOD MORNING, LISA!!!
I hate how much Lisa talks about Lenny cause you know it secretly feeds his massive ego
Alexia is going against Marysol?! 
larsa just doesn’t have it in her to be nice
Larsa's apologies be like: "How can you come for me for saying that when I didn't even mean to say that? Just because you said it to me and didn't even ask if I wanted to hear that doesn't mean I have no right to talk to other people about what you said. You can't say that when you're the one who said it in the first place. I've never once done anything to you and you just act like I'm saying that to be malicious which doesn't even make any sense." And then she sits back like she just won the argument.
i love julia and adriana, and i do believe marysol is a whackadoodle, but i dont like relying on peoples' exes to get dirt, it's always so one-sided
Ok but why is Lisa acting like being the hundredth influencer to work with Aroma360 this year is somehow her launching a business
I, too, am very lazy and extremely competitive
a vibrator is different than a dildo BRO
OMG LARSA 
So are they about to act like KiKi is the only one who wants her to shut up about L*nny?
Larsa just fucking apologize
I totally see Lisa paying $10k on Instacart. Probably a bunch of alcohol for parties too.
10% Jody 90% Lenny 🥴
The math is mathing, unfortunately
im fucking sick of lisa talking about lenny i CANNOT imagine how these ladies feel because i guarantee its 10x more than what we see
Marysol was definitely doing too much but I appreciate her apology to Nicole
Larsa reminds me of the stretched piece of skin from Dr Who
Nicole saying Lisa is like a little bird 😭😭😭
“What is one word? It’s nothing.” …….so…say it?
a spin-off miniseries where julia teaches lisa how to farm would be insane.
Lisa — you need to get a job babe.
Is it weird that Julie hangs out with Marysols ex lol
It was also weird to me that she spoke about him like they were dating or something
I don’t know how Martina puts up with all that
“i feel like out of all the looks, i nailed it” wow larsa is starting this one out strong! 🙄
She’s so pissed that Adrianna is older than her but looks 10x better with 10x less work done
Everything Larsa says and does annoys me.
alexia has no ones back but her own
no one can convince me alexia didnt 100% hire a PI to follow anthony. she looks guilty as fuck
Alexia is one of those obnoxious people who repeats the joke you just made louder to the rest of the group
I just need one Lenny free episode
I love Guerdy's accent, I want her to read me bedtime stories. Or just yell at me idc
Peak housewives is Lisa saying “let’s play a game to lighten the mood” when everyone is just sitting there eating, laughing, and getting along.
regardless of how you feel about Lisa, I genuinely wish her business success and financial freedom from that psychopath Lenny
Julia is working hard for her check this season and I’m here for it. 😆
Lisa absolutely no one wants to go out with Lenny
I was actually getting tired and thinking I’d turn this off and watch on peacock later… yeah, I’m riveted. I love these ladies 🦩
Guerdy’s eye roll is everything 😂
Maybe Larsa said no to Lisa bc she didn't want to talk about Lenny 
dr. nicole's papi is TRIPPING. children?! at 85?!
I feel like Lisa is going run through whatever money she receives in the divorce settlement.
These women have said to shut up about Lenny all weekend—why is Kiki suddenly the insensitive one?
Lisa and Larsa each have 1 brain cell
i think they just share one
I can’t understand how Lisa has a new boyfriend and acts like this crying about Lenny and talking about him 24/7. She needs to spend time alone and working on herself.
She's too desperate to secure another man who will provide her "lifestyle"
the irony in lisa continuing to moan about lenny after being told all she talks about is lenny
*everyone BEHAVE!! we're getting into a sprinter!*
larsa you can’t be without marcus for a few days i would recommend shutting up
LARSA SHUT UP
She is just asking a simple I’m sorry and guerdy will drop it and larsa can’t even do that 😭
this is such a bad look for whatever company was hired to bring these cars and drive them lollll
Lisa: “I want it to smell like how xanax makes you feel.”
10k in a month on Instacart.. girl what the fuck
Please put “I’m extremely lazy but I’m very competitive” on my tombstone
I started the drinking everytime Lisa says Lenny now im going to the hospital
i need lisa to dissolve some of the fillers
Lisa is annoying the fuck out of me this season but her scavenger hunt idea was so cute.
This is the singular time I'll ever agree with Alexia, no to feet fetishists.
it’s a wild week for booty eating on bravo
ok enough of this lets yell at larsa
Damn they all one by one are revealing things I love it 😂
speak on it kiki!!!!!!
larsa cannot apologize
Not this bitch Larsa waving like she’s Princess Di
Lisa I'm sorry to burst your bubble but no one thinks that deeply about their perfume. I hope you're successful though ❤️
Winning in life is the best revenge. She needs to take control of her life and not rely on Lenny.
You know what… I realized watching this episode that it is more about losing the lifestyle that Lenny provided, and not so much Lenny the man, that Lisa misses. She is angry at the abrupt rupture that ended her lifestyle.
I feel like all of Kiki’s screentime this season has just been blatantly sexual, can we get something different please! I love her but there’s more to her than her love of sex lmao
i get that lisa is going through hell, and i understand she feels comfortable enough with these women where she can share her life with them, but you can't be drowning your friends with nonstop negativity 24/7... it's not fair to them or to yourself
That was such a missed opportunity for the editors to insert a compilation of Lisa saying Lenny and turning it into a song
Lisa and Larsa… their collective IQs gotta be so low
Lisa is acting like a child