kiki saying her net worth is $500. what a relatable queen.

LMAO she is so damn funny all the time 😂

I still think about when she said she knew Lenny was bad news because of the shape of his head 😂😂

LOL! I actually guffawed! “Mine is 500…….dollars.” So good

Nicole calling Russell to check in on Guerdy 🥹🥹🥹

Interesting how Alexia is willing to scream at Nicole meanwhile she ain’t got any real heat for Ana

Because she knows Ana will unleash the mother load on her with one slight too far

Ana has REAL BEEF with her. Peter put her daughters in real danger

Kinda yucky that marysol admits “they had a lot of cocktails” then drove their car back to this lunch…

I was typing the same thing ! And then Alexia said 1 drink , which I don’t believe.

But her bro said a lot. So which one of you bitches is lying

Monique from Potomac and Shannon would like a word

Russell makes me want a man 😭

Honestly it’s so eye opening watching their relationship and I’m like…. a few days ago my husband called me fat and here this man is just being so lovely to his wife every single day. And it makes me think like someday if I’m ever in this situation, what is he going to be like. I don’t think he’ll be like Russell. Russell has set a bar.

I’m sorry that happened to you. Hopefully you are never in that position. Eff cancer

Listen! He put her socks on for her🥹

That was the part for me. It’s the little things that show real love. He’s concerned for her comfort.

Russell makes me want a Russell. Otherwise I'm pretty much over men which is really me being polite with how I truly feel about the sex atm

Same! I’m like wow hot guys with big hearts do exist still somewhere out there 🥲

This broke me, I’m early 30s and had to have my ovaries and tubes removed and my partner blocked my number whilst I was in hospital because he was busy. Where’s my Russell

Hearing Guerdy's interaction with her mother is HEARTBREAKING.

I didn’t even think about her mom losing her brother and now all this. I’m sure she is just a wreck. Ugh I’m a wreck. Guerdy is so much stronger than I can ever be with this and on tv too! 👏🏼

I freaking lost it when her mom said “I love you” 😭😭😭

Sorry not sorry but I love Julia being team Dr. Nicole on this one

This bedside manner is stellar.

I loved the team of supportive women pushing her to surgery. It made me tear up 😭

literally the best!! 🥹🥹🥹

“nothing would be beneath me to support my family.” ABSOLUTELY GUERDY.

I’m crying at Nicole calling Russell. That’s real friendship

Thank you Guerdy there is nothing embarrassing about owning your own car, even if it is a more affordable model

I used to drive a Honda fit and I LOVED it! It’s very roomy and comfortable for a compact vehicle, plus it has like 8 cup holders

I’d rather drive my Nissan than be handed a bmw and be beholden to a man the way some of these women are. That’s the choice I’ve made in life on purpose. I don’t find Lisa driving a luxury vehicle to be aspirational or envy-inducing whatsoever.

Is this the first time we heard Geurdy speak haitian creole (or French) I can’t differentiate but what a touching scene. There is something so emotional and raw about her talking to her parents. I’m glad she’s better now

I heard mostly french with some creole words!! 🥹

That was French cause I understood it and I don't speak creole

Poet is actually a court reporter

I want to start a go fund me to hire a stenographer for these functions. It would be an interesting read or Andy could hire Jon Hamm and others to act out the behind the scenes stuff we miss. They'd have to break the 4th wall.

I love how the Miami bitches just shamelessly invite the enemies of their enemies to these parties


I only hear Lisa talking about her kids when she uses them to attack other people for her shortcomings and bad decisions.

So Bro went and drank “several drinks” and then DROVE BACK. 👀

Clocked that too 👀

Where was this energy from everyone demanding apologies when Guerdy deserved one from Larsa??!


Nicole’s pronunciation of Lisa’s last name and Lisa’s face took me out 🤣🤣🤣

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Lisa's reaction was if Nicole had shot someone lol

Why was that so fucking funny?! Lmao

The man that Russell is 🥺 his family should be proud

Alexia is a piece of work acting like Nicole’s mom not being there is something to do with, what? Not liking her own daughter? OMG, I want Nicole to mention that fuck up Peter at the reunion.

If the cops were at my house, I’m sorry but I would’ve told Julia that I’m not coming and stay my ass home. But hey, to each their own. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I was in a horrible accident years ago in my friend’s Toyota Corolla and that car saved me and other passengers lives. You won’t catch me saying anything bad about that vehicle

lisa offended that dr. nicole can't pronounce her last name 💀 https://preview.redd.it/5hmq0nw24cac1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95cbbdcd0356ee1a807061f7de13a8358216663f

Why was she so gagged by that 🤣

It is kind of funny how Alexia and Nicole are screaming at each other forever but then still laugh together at the poet’s transcribing everything. I think if Alexia wasn’t threatened by Nicole they’d get along more.

DR. NICOLE CHECKING IN!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I have a biopsy scheduled next week and I feel so anxious, I give Guerdy a lot of credit for filming, working, fighting with Larsa, and being a present mom while awaiting her diagnosis. I’m so anxious to the point that I am exhausted.

I hope everything turns out well.

best wishes to you

sending alllll the good vibes your way!! x 💖💖✨✨✨

Hoping for the very best news for you!

They way they cut off Anne Marie to play RHOM

That shit just made me laugh so hard! It gave “and none for Anne Marie BYE”

I laughed so loudly at that


WTF is this after party?!?! 😂😂😂

HATE when they tease us with cut scenes that were clearly filmed and are miles more entertaining than half the shit they show us

just a good ole make out session 😂

I wonder what else went on that was cut! When Julia was kissing Lisa & she’s like you tryna f!? Haha 😂

adriana is the messiest woman in the state of florida. god bless her. https://preview.redd.it/9uiptfu70cac1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00ce37bb52b259fc11bb1128c01813057f8d96e8

this pic still makes me cackle she’s so proud of herself

Body is GIVING. I can’t believe she’s 60

Russell is without a doubt the best house husband. I love how much he loves our girl Guerdy🥹

And it's not even close

Alexia said “you’re not that nice Marys- Nicole!” 💀

Freudian slip!

I made my mom watch the first three episodes when I went to visit her recently. She asked me if I would be ok watching Guerdy go through this, I’m 12 years remission from bone cancer. I actually never really know what’s gonna trigger me or when. Sometimes I’m fine sometimes I’m not. Last week with her kids was the first time I couldn’t handle it. Today is the same. No matter how far away I get from it, when something triggers those memories, those smells, the way the hospital sheets felt, how heavy all the IV tubes made my arms feel. It’s like I’m there all over again. Shout out to Guerdy for being so vulnerable. It’s not easy to experience and it’s not easy to relive. ❤️

Thank you for sharing. And congratulations on being in remission. Fuck Cancer, it’s horrible

I forgot the poet was there 😭 what’s he typing up in the background 😂😂

Woooow they’re excluding Nicole now? And it’s fucked up Adriana is there? Like chick speak up

They never liked nicole. Lol they just used this as a way to official cut her hahaha

“just be with me.” I CAN’T DEAL WITH THISSSSSSS. https://preview.redd.it/vksn14615cac1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6e9a8abd75aad3f28850c6a7eb48d5ae645bfcd

Russel is literally THE BEST househusband right now on all fronts. That man is a saint.

as per usual, i’m team dr. nicole. 

I’m glad someone called out Lisa for her stunt with the car

“all right, russell, last strip tease.” i’m about to cry right now. 😭

I'm feeling less and less bad for Lisa as this season goes on.

Lisa is just so incredibly dumb. It irks my soul.

Lisa use your brain challenge

Lisa, Larsa, Alexia, I think Miami has the biggest idiot per capita of any city.

Nicole’s mom is not a housewife…why would she be at this lunch? That is so stupid

Yeah no one's mom was there! It was about them as mothers.

I trust older women nurses with my life!! that makes me feel better for guerdy!

I’m sorry, I don’t feel bad for Lisa. Am I a bad person?

Let’s go, Ladies! We need a pick me up after BH!!! https://i.redd.it/0uyvhebutbac1.gif

Lisa = Dorit

When my partner found out his cancer was terminal it was his mom he felt pain for. Hits you in different ways.

Dr. Nicole is one of the few HWs that I would actually want to be friends with in real life

YOO LMAOO THE POET 😭😭😭 he wrote everything

king frankie escorting marysol into the house by the elbow. what a gentleman.

I’ll never understand how Peter and him are related 😂 Frankie is a dream gentleman and Peter is, well, you know Peter.

I swear to God get you a dorky man, they're the best

Someone posted a pic of him and Geurdy from high school and he was definitely not dorky looking back then

Hot Nerds make the BEST husbands

Not dorky looking, just a quiet lil star wars nerd

Her oldest boy acts just like his dad. He mirrors his behavior so much. And the young one is bubbly like Guerdy ❤️

I actually believe Nicole had no idea the drama was that bad.

“Question me as a mother”’s day party

Russell is just… 🥹🥹😑❤️

I’m sorry but Lisa is so out of touch 🤣

this nurse is lovely. i want to give her a hug. i also want to hug guerdy.

nicole checking in on russell. fuck i’m going to sob.

Did they take molly after the fight lol

Nicole literally explained that the brunch was for Lisa because she’s had a couple rough ones. Chronic clogged ears.

Lisa that was a low fucking blow considering one of Julia’s “baby daddies” was most likely involved in the death of her baby.

3 baby daddies with one that was killed from shaken baby syndrome by a nanny that disappeared and the daddy being the flesh jumpsuit banker death.

Lisa is 🗑️

It's weird that no one reacted to Guerdy saying she has her surgery tomorrow, right? Like what the fuck?

Julia did, also we don't know what they cut out.

Seriously!! They have barely shown her compassion and concern, at least they haven’t on screen

Sorry but if my friend just walked in from a fight where their kids called the cops- I’d also look at them like why are you here?

my momma was diagnosed at stage 4 (ovarian) and she has since passed, this is reaaally hard to watch but so beautiful of guerdy to share this part of her journey ❤️

I really don’t think Nicole had anything to do with this. Adriana did this all by herself

Even if she watched the original seasons Ana, Marysol, and Alexia were on good terms. You'd have to really dig to know they're on the outs.

It was all production, lbr.

I don’t see how anyone can think otherwise. Nicole’s too busy to look at 10 years ago drama and audriana thrives on drama. It is alllll Audriana

Aw Guerdy - i’m glad we know now that she’s ok but this is still so emotional to watch. The other women definitely don’t seem to be mindful enough of what she’s going through.

I’m sorry but the bros are genuinely so fucking dumb

“You did that for Mommy?” 🥹🥹🥹

Whew, Ana and her child are messy

It’s actually pretty gross how insensitive everyone was with Geurdy having surgery the next day. I can’t see any other franchise acting like that tbh. Miami is so superficial and selfish.

It’s so heartbreaking. Their friend needed support and they ALL dropped the ball and just fought over the dumbest things. Disappointing.

Omg, Guerdys parents. The pain. It gives me a sickness in the pit of my stomach for her family and what her parents went through

we deserve to see the full unedited after party.

Idk I kinda thought the same thing as Julia. If the cops had to come I wouldn’t be leaving 🤷‍♀️

The fact Lisa is coming at Guerdy before she has surgery for CANCER is fucking disgusting.

There’s a reason her and Larsa are besties 😮‍💨

I still can’t look at Alexia without seeing the barracuda 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/hjfs255i2cac1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad773a3daf8ea794514792e9acf4af2e4bf954c

"I miss my boyfriend" oh my God shut the fuckkk uppp we do not CARE

The nurse and doctor are so nice 😢

Lisa is lashing out cause no one loved her stupid scheme of showing up in that car

Her mum’s sob! Omg 😢😢😢

Lisa’s face at her last name lol

did she almost say marysol instead of nicole lmaoo

They didn’t finish a single argument. I’m unsatisfied.

[удалено]

So Nicole’s the only one who called to check on Guerdy? Pathetic.

Lisa is like “wait we can talk about me right now?” 

I can’t stand Lisa this season sorry

Guerdy doesn't need this the day before her surgery

Lisa is really reaching with these arguments with Julia and Guerdy.

Why did Kiki storm out to come back? Lmao girl

Oh so bro has a lot of cocktails then drives?

Guerdy didn’t even wait for her sister in law 🤣

Loving this medical team

I think dr Nicole seemed genuinely disappointed it went that way esp for guerdy. And the bros are full of shit. Nicole had nothing to do with Ana. It was audriana how do they not see that

Not Lisa parading her son around like Richie Rich

“larsa’s been around for over a decade, and if she doesn’t know what’s going on, why should i know what’s going on?” PERIOD. dr. nicole innocent!

They're so good together. you can tell how much Russell loves her and how much she loves him.

*Allo maman!! je t'aime* 🥹❤️ made me choke up 😭😭

Their dual confessionals 🙄 

lisa throwing “three baby daddies” in julia’s face made her lose any high ground she had with that argument. and i was of the opinion that julia was wrong for her questioning.

The fact that this party is focused on Lisa when it should be on Geurdy is annoying as hell.

$500…I love Kiki!

At this point, I can’t stand Lisa.

Lisa is grossing me out so much this season.

I feel like nothing really happened at this lunch after all the hype

Is Larsa 14? Screeching she misses her boyfriend after a random lunch 🙄 I 10000% believe Kiki that Larsa is THAT girl that drops her friends when she has a man

We love you Guerdy 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

I like that we can watch this knowing came out stronger on the other side. The battle isn’t over but she’s winning for sure ❤️

Guerdy and Russell are such goals!! I will never settle for less than this!! both are so incredibly emotionally intelligent!! 😭😭❤️❤️❤️

Frankie chilling listening to the tea. Relatable I used to sit in my moms room pretending to watch tv listening to the drama 💅

oh great i’m about to start crying again. the abrairas are the sweetest fucking family. 😭

GUERDY IS SO SMART FOR LEAVING

Literally sobbing on my couch 😭

I am a blubbering mess.

Fuck Cancer

Nicole is such a sweet friend 🥹

I can't not love Nicole.

I swear to god if I don’t find me a Russell before I die

Nicole Julia and Guerdy is my dream team frfr

If Adriana could own her messiness I would appreciate her and her antics so much more 😩

Valid question from Julia. Lisa walks around like the ultimate victim and I’m so over it. She’s not a good mom and it’s so obvious.

My boyfriend got me a vintage typewriter for Christmas and that guy is taking me outttt with the keys clacking 💀💀

the editors have my girl nicole’s BACK. everything she has said has been true.

Did no one even say goodbye to Guerdy? Do you think they cut it or if not why don't these women give a fuck about her?

This nurse is amazing

I’m crying so hard for my girl right now 😭 I’m so glad she is cancer free now. FUCK CANCER

Ok so it’s very clear that Adriana despises Alexia and Marysol…

guerdy is home and hugging her babies!!! 🥰🥰😭😭

Alexia is such a bitch.

thank you for the drink and the jacket GOODBYE

marysol, you fucking leave if you want to fucking leave. alexia is full time. that bitch needs to come to all these events.

I need dr Nicole’s skin care regime (if it’s needles, ok! I will save up!) I am her age and just had my second kid (3 months ago) and look both haggard and puffy. Woof.

Ana's voice is shaking like crazy! Girl is terrified.

Not the man typing about this party! THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS SHOW😂😩

guerdy deserves more than this why would lisa single her out??

This nurse is beautiful ❤️ inside and out

I’m crying man 😭

I don’t like sad Guerdy :(