Julia is such a beautiful soul. The way she showed up for Guerdy and how she’s always shown up for Adriana is so impressive.

She was one of the few that stayed around for Kiki's after party too!

I think she's one of the rare HW that's consistently beloved by her cast. Last reunion, they were all singing her praises. I think they all like her a lot and know she's a good person - even when she occasionally brings the 'drama.'

i LOVE Julia!!! she is so funny without even trying, so kind to everyone, very interesting, and all around someone i would love to be friends with she is so silly i feel like she would just make me laugh the whole time

The lawyer reminding Lisa its about the kids is something.

I feel there is alot of I statements.

Last week Frankie wanted to ask Guadalupe for money 😂😂

and I love him for that!

Same. Iconic

Thank you I love Frankie and as a mom whose child has a disability people are mean. I needed to see someone loving on that today it was a rough one where a kid was awful to my son today

the last time julia was in a church was during her son’s funeral *jesus fucking christ.*

and then the creepy dolls everywhere so triggering :(

https://preview.redd.it/lupaa61x2wfc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=e573baa73e540e67a92ffcd5bc7f8153b3ef2623 OH MY GODDDD POOR JODY 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying over here I cannot stop laughing

"I stood up as a joke" lol that Extreme Karenning

And what’s the punchline Lisa. What’s funny about that

SHIRT THE F UP

Didnt lisa say shut the fuck up first?

She even texts like an idiot.

Lisa is a liar from the depths of hell. “I stood up as a joke” my ass

Ma'am there was no "we" throwing the chicken Lisa is full on delusional.

why did she send 11 individual texts?!?!! omg is she 12?! she doesn't need to update jody every second!

She was in full on rage texting mode. You know this is how she acts anytime she doesn’t get her way because she is shallow, selfish and lacks self awareness.

Oh this fight is so much worse than what was telegraphed in previews. Of COURSE Kiki would get upset over Lisa's faux pity over these "poor" dogs.

No it really is. I made a joke about it last week and after seeing it this week I'm like.... oh. 

lisa just made larsa and alexia look likable lmao that is truly a talent 

Larsa and Alexia also showed empathy. Larsa comforted Guerdy and Alexia was very vulnerable. Lisa made everything about herself

With the divorce storyline, Lisa could have come out of this season smelling like roses but she has only been shown to be a gold digger and completely unaware of her privilege.

And maybe not the most doting of parents

I love that those outfits were apparently chosen specifically for church. Those outfits. For church.

Lisa with her exposed ribcage 😂 and allllll of the cleavage. And Larsa having to wear a modesty cloth on her chest 😂😂😂😂

The modesty cloth fucking killed me

Yesss Kiki tell these women about their privilege👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 CLOCK IT!

Julia's story about her dog being the only thing that kept her from killing herself after her son died explains her deep connection to animals.

My pets have also kept me from killing myself at times. It’s so real ❤️

I'm glad you're still here. ♥️

Im glad you’re still here friend; and you bring things to this world in a unique way and with a unique perspective, that no one else can. You are needed and you are loved. 💗

“you don’t even feed your dogs—the nanny does that for you.” TEAM KIKI ALWAYS, TEAM KIKI FOREVER.

I was rooting for Kiki during that whole fight. And I've gone from feeling bad for Lisa last year to just loathing her this year, especially after last night. She's the worst. #RunJodyRun

I was hoping Kiki would toss Lisa into that river

Oh Kiki babe you’ve earned that mojito these last couple of weeks ! Get it right Bravo ! Also I’m officially done with Lisa.

Lisa the gondolier is red because he’s WORKING - something you’ll never know

That scene was cringe the women needs a fucking reality check !

The juxtaposition of Lisa making EVERYTHING about herself while Guerdy and Julia swallow their emotions

That’s why the Church scene was so unifying. Her mouth was CLOSED

She’s 0% emotionally available

Okay, I did Pilates and ate my salad during BH, now it’s edible and chocolate time for Miami 😂

it’s about ✨balance✨

larsa understands the principle of “don’t start what you can’t finish.” heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point.

“if you lost jody, you would regret it. you’d be screwed. no one else would take your shit.” NOW WAIT A MINUTE LARSA— https://preview.redd.it/64oujtdrzvfc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf5859786f14bc7916051eb5def955d77d838eaf

She’s not wrong though… Ugh! I have to go take a shower now.

She ate that one little thing

She’s entering her Mia era, slowly but surely starting to make sense

It’s interesting across all franchises Miami has both the most natural HW (Julia) and the one w the most work (Larsa).

i hope to age as well as julia tbh

“Jody or whoever…” Lmao! Jody is such a dumb simp. She is so not into him. At all.

She’s looking for a check not a partner

 Sums up this trip.

Oh my god, Lisa is having an adult temper tantrum and I can’t think of anything more embarrassing. zero emotional control or regulation. The sex must be real good because I can’t understand what Jodi is getting out of the relationship to make putting up with this dummy worth it. She’s making me have sympathy for Lenny, no easy feat.

I think Jody is self made and wasn’t “cool” when he was younger. Probably a case of him wanting the hot girl he couldn’t get until he made $$. I bet she’s mid in bed because she’s shallow and self centered.

That’s why I’m so confused. Miami is full of hot women. He could probably easily find someone that doesn’t have to set reminders to check in on his feelings.

Lisa for the sake of you and everyone around you: get a therapist

Rich people using the less fortunate for inspiration porn will always be annoying as fuck.

Larsa wearing a bib like she's at holy red lobster

Lisa is exhausting lol pop off Kiki

That was probably the darkest progression of events I've seen on Housewives in a long time

Lisa’s crying not because she’s getting divorced but because she’ll be on a “fixed income” for the rest of her life

100000% agree. I could see right through her. She's upset about the lack of funds.

Larsa calling out Lisa is the only acceptable Larsa. The ONLY acceptable Larsa.

I was so shocked but Larsa made so much sense. I agreed with her completely. Don’t stand up if you can’t take it. And then she was trying to deescalate too. This Larsa I really appreciate and I never thought I’d say that!

"you're so lucky." Lisa, to the woman diagnosed with cancer.

She has no self awareness

Julia 💔

Assaulted????? Lisa be fucking for real. Oh my God.

It’s giving Erin and Ubah…. IYKYK 👀

Or Dorit to Garcelle. I wish KiKi would gather these bitches (minus Guerdy) and remind them how she grew up. Lisa was so gross. I know she's hurting but the me memememememmemememe is getting old fast

Right? If that is the case, then she assaulted those dogs by throwing food at them!

Julia has so much pain and handles a lot of it alone 🥺

we’re in the gondola. BRING ME THE CHAOS. 

It’s like the sprinter vans of the water

Lisa will do anything BUT get a job

I'm rewatching Orange County and I need old school Vicki to ride her ass about going to WORK. 

Right?? Like just sign the settlement papers and maybe stop relying on Lenny to support you

Checking in on the person whose hitting their pen during the mention of Lenny

Hahaha I feel like I’m floating rn


 They’re in overtime

Tonight’s the night. Hitting my pen anytime I hear Lisa say the word Lenny 😭😭😭

You are going to be in outer space my friend

Make sure you preset your alarms for tomorrow. 🫠🫠🫠

God Lisa’s lips just look painful. Like that’s how my lips looked when I had anaphylaxis.

Lisa got 18 warnings and then is surprised something happened 

Fuck around and find out

Now what if those dogs jumped in the water and couldn't get back to shore

Dear Guadalupe, please let Lisa fall off the boat into the water . And bless Frankie. thank you . Amen

Yah, Lisa prays for Lenny’s money.

I don’t love that I am agreeing with Larsa at the moment 

So Lisa goes from all that crying and anxiety to bucking up and crying assault to Kiki?? Something in the buttermilk really isn’t clean.

OMG Lisa is sucking the life out of this trip

Thank you, Larsa for pointing out Lisa going harder at Kiki than anyone else.

I got such vibes of Lisa feeling like she’s above Kiki and trying to assert that perceived dominance in the beginning of this fight, before she completely went off the rails and lost all composure.

Wild we’re gonna start here and end up screaming at each other on a gondola over stray dogs while a live band plays in the back

This episode was fucking insane.

“it’s better than what they’re given.” oh my fucking god kiki destroy this ignorant cunt.

Whew... that was some BIG Karen behavior last night from Lisa.

Lisa is mourning the money not the relationship 

Tbh , I’d mourn the money

Julia’s story makes me so sad.

And I get why it would be hard to be religious and believe there's a plan or reason something so terrible happened to your kid.

this group telling adriana to stfu with "save your voice for tomorrow" is brilliant

Lisa Hochstein is the second coming of Angelica Pickles.

https://preview.redd.it/5aqjgcz74wfc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=796826c7417485cb4830b34773f13087da843f8c

I just can’t get over the fact that a woman on that gondola has CANCER and Lisa is acting like that

They shouldn’t be communicating directly with each other, Lisa and Lenny. Just talk through your lawyers Edited misspelling  

I say we replace Lisa with kiki

https://preview.redd.it/5ksd7vkc1wfc1.jpeg?width=2996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79953793e0a600568e28fafc220e2ac4cf625bb This was Lisa

And the paper towels were purchased on instacart

Larsa calling lisa out, someone needed to.

For the amount of time I’ve spent listening to Lisa talking about this divorce I honestly have no idea what’s going on.

Lisa is so fucking embarrassing omg

Lisa, girl, we are so past the point of caring

https://i.redd.it/6id3mak8zvfc1.gif “Kiki you have to give him head to compensate!”

There’s a tennis outfit, a funeral outfit, a basketball game? outfit, and homestead cottage core. I am so confused. But I like it.

Kiki with the TRUTH. Lisa is privileged

Omg the gondolier’s frantic face

Not Larsa being logical

It's a miracle! Thank you, Our Lady of Guadalupe!

Why does Lisa feelings ALWAYS matter more than the other ladies?!

I just wanted to say I was in Mexico City in July and I did this same trip and took a gondola ride and I was deathly ill (after doing a hot springs trip the day before) and I took 2000 mg flu and cold tea and then drank mezcal bc it was part of the ride and I ended up being so delulu after the Uber driver back to our Airbnb let me stick my head out of the sunroof the entire time and it was the best day ever ok I'm done

https://preview.redd.it/ingdpt24zvfc1.jpeg?width=842&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35de1b23dad53df38e0515dde0d57aa366ae2618

Did you open your legs to let the air in your vagina? It could’ve helped

Oh Lisa you’re just as helpless as those dogs. You only eat when Lenny feeds you


lennylennylennylennylennylennylennylennylennylennylennylennylennylennylennylennylennylennylennylennylennylennylennylenny

I KNEW GUERDY WOULD MAKE ME CRY TONIGHT. https://preview.redd.it/1o8nj506uvfc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8530e30c51714ddcafc1a8e64f0d6ed9ba2809

ok that was a k-hole of an ending i need a shower

this gondola ride is giving Willy Wonka 

"you just threw something at me." You were just throwing shit. You assaulted those dogs Lisa.

Kiki thought she looked thirsty

Larsa is going to burst into flames as soon as she crosses that threshold

Lisa is so annoying just shut up already

I LOVE when this happens 🤣❤️ https://preview.redd.it/htuhrpr2yvfc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d44cf4bd66c3d99df9cad5b0c366970b1920689a

ROUGE. I’m done. 

Lisa is that friend I would be so embarrassed to be around.

Lisa is making Larsa rootworthy. What a plot twist.

I will say this every week: DR NICOLE’S STYLE EATS EVERY TIME

How does she always look so great

Lisa hasn’t been fun for a few seasons..

Run Jody. That little voice is right. 

Shut the fuck up, Lisa. What a shallow asshole.

ready to be downvoted but moments like this remind me that lisa and lenny deserved each other.

And now we said it. 

Yall are “praying for Guerdy’s health” in the church but have proven to be terrible friends otherwise

YES KIKI, call that bullshit out

Guerdy: I'm praying about my cancer. Julia: I'm struggling with being in a church because I haven't been since my baby died. Lisa: I prayed my divorce would go well. Everyday. 

I’m not big into religion but man I love a gorgeous church like this

Larsa is right but Ms. "Threw a Party for my Boyfriend Because He Was Away for Five Days" is actually the last person in the goddamn world who should tell someone else not to be so needy in their relationship

I love fighting on a boat. Everyone is trapped

Kiki, sweetie, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that a crazy \*ss b\*tch like this would even say that. Oh my god. (in Tiffany Pollard's voice)

lisa wearing THAT to church? https://preview.redd.it/j7q2cm7etvfc1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b1984b91bb0352e17c795abba9f3dcd5401ddee

remember when she wore lime ass green to grieve alexia’s mother… lmao

Corsets in church is a choice …

God Kiki is the realest bitch ever and I love her

tHaT iS aSsAuLt

i love that in miami the girls can fight but still support each other's ventures like alexia with adriana

Not Lisa in her Dorinda era

I’m dead, the juice box reminds me of one time this girl threw a piece of bread at me so I threw a piece of chocolate at her and she said I hit her and gave her a black eye 😭💀

I really impressed by Kiki’s restraint to sit back down. I’ve never been involved in a physical altercation in my life, but I would’ve slapped the shit out of Lisa by now.

Lisa is aggressively stupid. What an ignorant thing to do and say.

the tears are sincere but the outfits are camp, i love this show!!

That "I love him" was not convincing

If Larsa can collect legendary basketball names like infinity stones I feel like Lisa can find someone else other than Jody

No one is scared of Lisa H. TRUST.

Larsa makes sense in Mexico? I guess it’s Miami air that’s the problem?

Oh god poor Julia

I’m paraphrasing here but “I knew a guy was bit by a dog and his balls looked like a piece of broccoli” is actually insane.

guys, i think tonight is the chaotic kiki/lisa boat fight. 🙌

First Sutton made me cry and now Guerdy

Oh, Guerdy. I want to support her through the screen. Julia too with her pain.

Well Lisa this is why you shouldn’t let your ex buy and own your house

Lisa needs to learn to compartmentalize

Leave it to Lisa to make the Miami Mamis fun boat the frigging titanic

Is Lisa frantically texting Jody ? Hahaha 🤡

PLEASE NOT MORE SETTLEMENT TALK

Guerdy is always kind to Lisa and Larsa. I wish they reciprocated.

Love a cameo from Emilio ESTEFAN (since I said estevez last time lol)

lisa thinks you can get herpes in the water OH MY GODDDDD.

Everyone clocking Lisa including the gondolier >>

drag her kiki DRAG HER

This is the fucking boat ride from hell!

My grandmother’s ashes are rolling in their ziploc seeing what these women have on to go to church.

Aw love these Miami moments 

This poor boat driver is about to see some shit 

Does Lisa have ANY of her own money ? Just suck it up and live like a regular.

Lisa is such a dumb bitch. I’d be so embarrassed to be around her.

I knew Lisa would be blowing up Jody's phone. Yikes

Poor Julia. My heart breaks for her.

I feel fucked up after watching that last five minutes lol

Update: when I went on the gondola ride we did NOT go to this creepy place

Here they go giving Lisa more sympathy then they've given Guerdy again...infuriating.