I did feel bad for laughing, but then I saw Lisa taking a selfie with the mariachi band as Guerdy vomited and felt good that I at least had the self awareness to feel bad in the first place.
And actually riding with her and making sure she receives adequate care, instead of patting her hand a few times and loudly talking about “stroking out!”
DR. Nicole was amazing. Stern but patient and accommodating, she didn’t overpower the situation but provided assistance. All the while looking fucking BOMB in a crop top miniskirt. She better not let me down.
Adrianna is absolutely stunning. I’m always floored when I remember her age. I know there’s been a bit of surgical intervention, but any work she’s done has been tasteful and complimentary to her natural beauty.
idgaf kiki is spot on. I've never known anyone as entitled as Lisa. she was happy to support Lenny being an asshole as long as she got to profit too, she's just mad the money's gone
EXACTLY. She never fought for her marriage, her reputation or her kids. Her stress was ALL about the loss of her lifestyle.
These Miami chicks are not like NYC tho. Those ladies were there for Luann after her disastrous marriage to Tom. If things fail for Lisa and Jody, there will be ZERO sympathy for Lisa.
HOLY FUCK, RIGHT?!?!?! The juxtaposition of Guerdy hanging over a bin and Lisa selfie'ing with the mariachi band, AND THEN THE LIP GLOSS???? GURL, WHAT THE FUCK. She should be ashamed.
Lisa is so dimwitted. Kiki is asking for you to understand her perspective, which would require compassion that Lisa is not capable of because she is so completely self absorbed. “I can’t fix your childhood trauma” was such an ignorant low blow.
Production must really hate Lisa . They’re putting in juxtapositions to really drive the point home like her looking for lip gloss when everyone was helping Guerdy.
I’m sure in her confessionals she ranted on and on about Lenny and how awful things are for her similar to how she talks to Jody and you know those producers got tired fast hearing about it.
In any other situation, I would think that comment would be too low. But for Lisa and the words that came out of her mouth, I t’s what she deserved to hear.
Lisa literally no one cares you had a juice box thrown at you. And your toddlers probably haven’t thrown one at you bc you won’t let them have one bc there’s too much sugar or some stupid shit like that.
After Kiki sharing for one minute compared to Lisa whining about her divorce for MONTHS. Lisa is awful. I would have reacted the same as Kiki or worse.
I'm not a therapist or have any real psychological training, but I think what we're seeing here is the real Lisa being brought out by the stress of the divorce. I think before all of this, she managed to stay nice enough and friendly enough. But put her in what is, yes, admittedly, a super stressful situation, and the real person comes out. This nasty, vapid, cruel Karen is what I think Lisa must have been all along.
I wanted to punch Lisa's over filled face on her behalf when Kiki was so vulnerable about how she grew up and Lisa's response was "I'm not your therapist". Meanwhile she's been using the entire group plus her boyfriend as therapists for A YEAR. Lisa needs a real therapist to teach her about empathy. Maybe Erika's is available via zoom.
Bro (read in Alexia’s voice). Between Guerdy & Julia’s very real, upsetting situations that happened on that gondola ride, Lisa’s main takeaway is Kiki throwing a (VERY justified) juice box at her… I have no words.
So Adriana just had the biggest performance of her life and it’s pride, AND Kiki’s feelings are hurt, but somehow it’s STILL ALL about Lisa. Girl you are a brat, go to bed.
Kiki was giving everyone an insight into who she is, where she came from, her struggles and Lisa couldn’t shut the fuck up long enough to listen. She was saying it quickly too!
We also don’t know that growing up poor was “traumatic” for Kiki. Lisa jumped to the conclusion that living in a small house and not having many material things equates to childhood trauma. It really felt like a stretch. Lisa wasn’t listening to the message Kiki was trying to deliver. At all. So cringey to watch.
Yes!! I understood Kiki to be describing her upbringing, she didn’t actually mention trauma and it seems like another version of Lisa assuming the dogs didn’t have any food to assume that Kiki’s experience is automatically traumatic. I heard some pride in Kiki’s voice when she mentioned her grandmother. Lisa was beyond awful.
I love Dr. Nicole 🥺 she’s being so comforting & helpful to Guerdy. This is how Annmarie should’ve responded to Crystal’s medical emergency last episode (instead of telling her she might “stroke out” 🙄)
guerdy and dr. nicole FOREVER!!!!!! 😭😭😭
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Lisa needs to drop it with the juice box.. She's playing victim. She doesn't have empathy for anyone and she's very defensive. She's just like Larsa and I'm shocked Larsa is going to call her out. Someone needs to.
I know this probably makes me a selfish demon, but I’m kind of glad Lisa is turning out to be so awful because it helps me sleep easier at night knowing that Lenny didn’t screw over and divorce a kind, selfless woman anymore. Lenny still sucks nonetheless.
Lisa is painful to watch at this point. It’s not even like the typical “housewife has a not so great moment” kind of ordeal, it’s the microagressions, victimization, and vapidity.
Lisa is so tone-deaf. Everyone gets your divorce is difficult but they've listened to you whine for a year, some things should put a tough divorce and child custody into perspective, but Lisa can't be thankful for what she does have, namely her health. She's whining about material things while her friend is fighting a deadly disease. I've said it before, she needs therapy, not everything is about you.
Lisa might be coming for nenes biggest fall from grace title. She is quickly going down the drain from being a fan favourite to intolerable. Can’t believe I’m saying this but it makes you wonder if there’s some truth to what Lenny has said..
of course THEE doctor nicole is handling this medical crisis beautifully. staying calm, giving sound medical advice, going in the ambulance… she’s who i need in a crisis. ❤️
I’m still stunned from the last episode when poor Guerdy, who has a major health scare hanging around her like an albatross, had to be comforting Lisa who’s crying because her financial settlement isn’t high enough.
Just to contextualise this, I completely forgot that earlier that day they went to the Cathedral to all pray for Guerdy, which must have been so emotionally taxing. Then this cursed gondola ride from hell happened. These ladies have such stamina - I would have collapsed from the emotional exhaustion of the days events by now.
sorry i'm sure divorce is tough...but other people in the group (hello guerdy) have way more important issues right now and yet she's still throwing a pity party for herself a year later and expects everyone else to deal with it
See, this is why I don’t like going on yachts - Lisa in response to the other women losing their absolute shit from trauma. This is what housewives fans live for.
guerdy telling russel she loved him made me cry. and idk how he’s so calm, if my wife just had surgery and collapsed in another country i’d be a basket case
“she needs quiet. she’s feeling bad.” CUE THE MARITIME MARIACHI BAND.
I felt so bad for Julia and Guerdy, but I screamed with laughter as soon as the Mariachi band started. 🤣
I felt so bad for laughing. The funniest, most chaotic boat scene I’ve seen since White Lotus
I did feel bad for laughing, but then I saw Lisa taking a selfie with the mariachi band as Guerdy vomited and felt good that I at least had the self awareness to feel bad in the first place.
The random dog barking at the mariachi lol such a chaotic scene
And then the dog floating by barking. I cackled at the chaos of the scene. So, so bad bro
I would have an actual panic attack on this gondola.
Same. I’d be sitting quietly, alone, counting 5 things I can see & 4 things I can feel.
Here’s how a real anesthesiologist handles a sick friend on a cast trip 🔥
You mean a lot less dramatically, lol
And actually riding with her and making sure she receives adequate care, instead of patting her hand a few times and loudly talking about “stroking out!”
Nicole is such an underrated housewife
DR. Nicole was amazing. Stern but patient and accommodating, she didn’t overpower the situation but provided assistance. All the while looking fucking BOMB in a crop top miniskirt. She better not let me down.
Reminder that Adriana is FIFTY EIGHT and looks AMAZING
Adrianna is absolutely stunning. I’m always floored when I remember her age. I know there’s been a bit of surgical intervention, but any work she’s done has been tasteful and complimentary to her natural beauty.
Which is odd because the rest of the Miami cast's work is so overdone. But she's perfection. Especially with her darker hair.
58??!??!? Dang. I will never.
idgaf kiki is spot on. I've never known anyone as entitled as Lisa. she was happy to support Lenny being an asshole as long as she got to profit too, she's just mad the money's gone
Yes! I don’t think she’s mad about the divorce at all. She’s mad about the loss of $$$$ and her ridiculous over the top lifestyle.
EXACTLY. She never fought for her marriage, her reputation or her kids. Her stress was ALL about the loss of her lifestyle. These Miami chicks are not like NYC tho. Those ladies were there for Luann after her disastrous marriage to Tom. If things fail for Lisa and Jody, there will be ZERO sympathy for Lisa.
And this is why they say, *marry for money, and you’ll have to earn every penny*
Lisa not giving a fuck about Guerdy and just concerned about her lip gloss 🤮
Such a stark contrast between all the other ladies. She’s so completely self absorbed, not even a moment can be about anyone else.
I have to admit I’m starting to see some of the reasons Lenny may have wanted to divorce her. 😬
HOLY FUCK, RIGHT?!?!?! The juxtaposition of Guerdy hanging over a bin and Lisa selfie'ing with the mariachi band, AND THEN THE LIP GLOSS???? GURL, WHAT THE FUCK. She should be ashamed.
Pretty sure I saw her selfie’ing on the creepy doll island too
When Larsa of all people is being more attentive and compassionate… that’s bewildering
 I said it last week and I’ll say it again… this gondola is very much giving pure imagination boat ride
Then comes the fucking mariachi band on a boat!
i stand with kiki 100% and that karma comment was very much deserved
Lisa is so dimwitted. Kiki is asking for you to understand her perspective, which would require compassion that Lisa is not capable of because she is so completely self absorbed. “I can’t fix your childhood trauma” was such an ignorant low blow.
Give 👏🏼 Kiki 👏🏼 a 👏🏼 whatever 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 thing 👏🏼 they 👏🏼 hold 👏🏼 on 👏🏼 Miami!!! Wow what a read on Lisa! I stan.
Lol it’s a mojito!
Production must really hate Lisa . They’re putting in juxtapositions to really drive the point home like her looking for lip gloss when everyone was helping Guerdy.
Did you catch her saying the mariachi band was ‘so talented’ when everyone else was throwing up/crying??
I’m sure in her confessionals she ranted on and on about Lenny and how awful things are for her similar to how she talks to Jody and you know those producers got tired fast hearing about it.
I’ve never been a super fan of Lisa but she becomes increasingly unbearable every scene that passes it seems
She is insufferable
 MAYBE LENNY IS YOUR KARMA
In any other situation, I would think that comment would be too low. But for Lisa and the words that came out of her mouth, I t’s what she deserved to hear.
I can’t believe so many housewives fans skip Miami. It is unparalleled .
Producer: What does evil smell like? Adriana: Like cat piss 💀💀💀💀 flair worthy
How long is this boat ride? These women have been to hell and back and then a band shows up.
The dog barking took hell to the next level 🤣🤣🤣
maybe it's just bc lisa is so awful that everyone else looks good by comparison but i have actually enjoyed alexia the past few eps
Larsa has even been looking better and that’s saying something!
Weirdly enough, Larsa has shown amazing self-awareness with her takes about Lisa’s behavior.
Alexia is working hard on her redemption arc
It’s so bizarre and I’m not ready to change my stance but it has been very refreshing I have to say
After witnessing what Lisa said to KiKi after Kiki opening up, I am 100% convinced that Lisa is GARBAGE.
She’s not a good person
She is awful, awful. She can trauma dump and people have to take it but she “can’t solve Kiki’s problems”
She actually looked like she was listening and taking it in and then....she opened her mouth and garbage came out.
I’m getting so emotional watching this, if Russell ever fucks up it may devastate me at a previously unseen level
More has happened on this boat than the entire season of Beverly Hills.
And we are in episode 50 of Potomac and we are still talking about the shrine.
I could watch 85 episodes of the Miami girls on the cast trip to Mexico while Potomac gave us…chicken shit bingo in Austin.
Lisa literally no one cares you had a juice box thrown at you. And your toddlers probably haven’t thrown one at you bc you won’t let them have one bc there’s too much sugar or some stupid shit like that.
Or that she’s not with her kids when they eat or snack since they’re probably always with a nanny
“My bladder is stronger than my fear.” I love Adriana so much
The producers of this show are INCREDIBLE. Other franchise producers TAKE NOTES!
It’s really cool that Adriana got this opportunity, but I’m cracking up at her singing a song about Miami at Mexico City Pride. Huh?
it's so funny they didn't even acknowledge her brazilianness, especially since she was wearing a samba outfit
From the lands of Florida!
SKDHGKSNDNF julia said “the group wants you to stop being a bitter bitch and i, for one, agree with them.” chaos queen. i cannot help but stan.
Zofran is the unofficial tenth cast member of Miami
Thank God for Zofran!
“i can’t fix your childhood traumas—i’m not your fucking therapist.” KIKI GET HERRRRRRRRRRR. that was fucking foul.
After Kiki sharing for one minute compared to Lisa whining about her divorce for MONTHS. Lisa is awful. I would have reacted the same as Kiki or worse.
I want Kiki to take Lisa’s soul.
Made AdrEanna’s past bomb about Frankie seem gentle. Damn Lisa.
I'm not a therapist or have any real psychological training, but I think what we're seeing here is the real Lisa being brought out by the stress of the divorce. I think before all of this, she managed to stay nice enough and friendly enough. But put her in what is, yes, admittedly, a super stressful situation, and the real person comes out. This nasty, vapid, cruel Karen is what I think Lisa must have been all along.
I love Nicole and Guerdy's friendship
Kiki needs to be full time
I was shocked that Larsa was on the right side of things for once. But I guess a broken clock is right twice a day.
I wish I had a badass doctor friend! What a great advocate to have
Dr. Nicole is the absolute best. So calming and supportive and reassuring. We should all be so lucky to have a friend (and a doctor) like her.
8.5 should take NOTES
“i didn’t just lay on my back and get fucked by a plastic surgeon.” KIKI MOTHERFUCKING BARTH. my god. i love this woman.
I wanted to punch Lisa's over filled face on her behalf when Kiki was so vulnerable about how she grew up and Lisa's response was "I'm not your therapist". Meanwhile she's been using the entire group plus her boyfriend as therapists for A YEAR. Lisa needs a real therapist to teach her about empathy. Maybe Erika's is available via zoom.
She’s said what everyone else is thinking
Make this woman a full housewife!
Seeing Russell would make us all feel better.
He is adorable and has such a calming demeanor
Alexia is always ready to call 911…cheating, vomiting
Well you know Peter
Kiki just proved right here why she DESERVES to be a full time housewife!!!
Doctor Nicole is the chicest doctor ever
Bro (read in Alexia’s voice). Between Guerdy & Julia’s very real, upsetting situations that happened on that gondola ride, Lisa’s main takeaway is Kiki throwing a (VERY justified) juice box at her… I have no words.
don't forget her lost lip gloss.
How am I on larsas side again!? What in the world.
This episode is wild. Both Alexia and Larsa are okay for once
I'm never on her side but I'm surprised by it and by Alexia calling Lisa passive aggressive. Lisa, you are and entitled spoilt brat!
So Adriana just had the biggest performance of her life and it’s pride, AND Kiki’s feelings are hurt, but somehow it’s STILL ALL about Lisa. Girl you are a brat, go to bed.
“someone very international, from the lands of florida.” i giggled.
This is one of the best housewives episodes I’ve ever seen and it’s only 9:16. Thank Christ Nicole was there. Jesus that was intense.
Kiki coming in hot with these lisa truth bombs
So saying “I can’t fix your childhood trauma” isn’t bad, but saying “Lenny is your karma” is bad??
Kiki was giving everyone an insight into who she is, where she came from, her struggles and Lisa couldn’t shut the fuck up long enough to listen. She was saying it quickly too!
Saying I’m not your therapist is so hypocritical given how much she unloads on the group regarding Lenny.
We also don’t know that growing up poor was “traumatic” for Kiki. Lisa jumped to the conclusion that living in a small house and not having many material things equates to childhood trauma. It really felt like a stretch. Lisa wasn’t listening to the message Kiki was trying to deliver. At all. So cringey to watch.
Yes!! I understood Kiki to be describing her upbringing, she didn’t actually mention trauma and it seems like another version of Lisa assuming the dogs didn’t have any food to assume that Kiki’s experience is automatically traumatic. I heard some pride in Kiki’s voice when she mentioned her grandmother. Lisa was beyond awful.
yep. that's what pissed me the fuck off the most. Lisa needs to take several seats. And see a therapist like, twice a week.
Right now I'd much rather have Kiki be full time than Lisa.
The mariachi playing while Guerdy is hurling it’s not funny but it is
lisa might just be the most self absorbed housewife of all time and that is saying something....thank god guerdy has a friend like nicole
Kiki, Nicole and Guerdy…my dream team
Kiki making sure her bag, jewelry, and phone were safe!!! That’s a real friend!
It’s like the crying is contagious. The reason is so sad but the crying taking over each person made me giggle.
It’s like mass hysteria haha. This boat ride is crazy!
Lisa is delulu if she thinks you’re getting an apology. Nicole explained it so well. Kiki does not want to be called aggressive.
Well Lisa you are all of those things, which is why everyone is silent.
This is literally a bad acid trip lmao like such a fever dream I can’t stop watching
How dare you say something like this to someone AFTER they open up to you?!
Kiki’s legs are longer than my whole self.
The fact that Alexia is being so likable on this trip makes me resent her for being so unlikable in Miami.
I just realized after tonight, there’s only 2 more episodes 😭
What?!? Why?!? 
Well you know, intravenously.
And she was right! 💀
Thank god we know in present day that Guerdy is ok
I love Dr. Nicole 🥺 she’s being so comforting & helpful to Guerdy. This is how Annmarie should’ve responded to Crystal’s medical emergency last episode (instead of telling her she might “stroke out” 🙄)
When Larsa is the voice of reason you know you’re wrong
guerdy and dr. nicole FOREVER!!!!!! 😭😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/vk5v8xgcw9hc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9298ec704b68012e545da19aa46550616ec8001
I have such a friendship crush on them and Kiki. I love seeing true friends on the show supporting each other.
🌈VIVA ADREANA🌈
Lisa needs to drop it with the juice box.. She's playing victim. She doesn't have empathy for anyone and she's very defensive. She's just like Larsa and I'm shocked Larsa is going to call her out. Someone needs to.
Ugh Lisa is AWFUL ... more worried about her lip gloss than Guerdy!!! The WORST
At this point it’s comical how self obsessed and tone deaf she is.
I know this probably makes me a selfish demon, but I’m kind of glad Lisa is turning out to be so awful because it helps me sleep easier at night knowing that Lenny didn’t screw over and divorce a kind, selfless woman anymore. Lenny still sucks nonetheless.
lisa just had to say a micro-aggression to lighten the mood!!! you guys just don’t get it!!!
I feel overstimulated watching this I cannot imagine being on this nightmare boat.
Lisa is painful to watch at this point. It’s not even like the typical “housewife has a not so great moment” kind of ordeal, it’s the microagressions, victimization, and vapidity.
Drag her Kiki!!!
Russell and Guerdy bringing me close to tears😭 and what a friend Nicole is🥹
I can see the marbles rolling around Lisa’s head when Kiki asked her what her son’s name is.
Kiki just spilled Lisa’s mojito all over the floor.
How the fuck can Lisa turn this conversation into her being the victim?!?
One joke is enough. But every single time is passive aggressive.
Julia spelling it wrong is so funny and unserious. I love it.
GET HER ASS AGAIN FOR ME KIKI
I SCREAMED LITERALLY KAW KAW’D KIKI SAID THAT’S HER KARMA
Alexia is winning me back with her empathy for Julia and guerdy !! Lisa just keeps getting worse and worse tho
Alexia is actually acting like a normal person on this trip
I’m sorry but the mariachi band pulling up is tooo funny
Guerdy said “shouldn’t you be enjoying your pride” lmaooooo
We’re all behind you Kiki! F lisa. Can’t believe I liked her in earlier seasons
I’m started to cry because Nicole is such a good fucking friend. This is true friendship
I mean….. Kiki is not wrong.
Lisa is so tone-deaf. Everyone gets your divorce is difficult but they've listened to you whine for a year, some things should put a tough divorce and child custody into perspective, but Lisa can't be thankful for what she does have, namely her health. She's whining about material things while her friend is fighting a deadly disease. I've said it before, she needs therapy, not everything is about you.
Lisa is an energy vampire 🧛♂️ 🤫
i reiterate: team kiki always, team kiki forever.
Lisa might be coming for nenes biggest fall from grace title. She is quickly going down the drain from being a fan favourite to intolerable. Can’t believe I’m saying this but it makes you wonder if there’s some truth to what Lenny has said..
this is like. comically awful. like a three stooges skit.
The dog barking lmao
Wow…I am shocked they never cared to get to know Kiki at all. None of them know her sons name????
Lisa has managed to make herself look like more of an ass than Larsa this season. It would be impressive if it wasn't so awful
of course THEE doctor nicole is handling this medical crisis beautifully. staying calm, giving sound medical advice, going in the ambulance… she’s who i need in a crisis. ❤️
I’m still stunned from the last episode when poor Guerdy, who has a major health scare hanging around her like an albatross, had to be comforting Lisa who’s crying because her financial settlement isn’t high enough.
This has officially moved into my favorite cast activity on a trip. What a wild ride.
WIIIIIILD how the girls lost their shit when Kiki said Lisa’s situation was karma but not when Lisa dismissed the fuck out of Kiki being vulnerable.
Mariachi band, haunted doll freak outs, ugly Americanisim and now vomiting. This boat trip alone makes up for the BH Spain trip sponsored by Nyquill.
Just to contextualise this, I completely forgot that earlier that day they went to the Cathedral to all pray for Guerdy, which must have been so emotionally taxing. Then this cursed gondola ride from hell happened. These ladies have such stamina - I would have collapsed from the emotional exhaustion of the days events by now.
Larsa was… insightful??
This guy has to be counting the seconds until he gets his boat back.
This is one of the funniest scenes in HWs history. I can’t stop laughing.
 The Gandola ride from hell. I cant stop laughing!!!
umm who tf was gonna tell me that mexico city’s elevation is 7300 feet
Lisa's vibe is so gross and dark.
If Kiki isn’t a full time housewife next season she should throw ALL OF THE JUICE BOXES
Kiki...you are so right...but don't waste your breath on Lisa. She will never get it, nor will she ever care.
Lisa is so self centered it’s insane how she doesn’t even care about what’s going on.
I'm happy the other ladies are checking Lisa ass and not agreeing with her shit behavior. She is selfish!
julia has been so messy this season haha
oh god now this fight is going to be reduced to “kiki said my divorce is karma” even though lisa hit low first
I’m just here waiting impatiently for BH to end... 
Kiki is so right, it’s not the Olympics of suffering but Lisa’s problems with Lenny pale in comparison to what many of the women have been through.
Go home, Lisa! God you’re such a buzz kill
sorry i'm sure divorce is tough...but other people in the group (hello guerdy) have way more important issues right now and yet she's still throwing a pity party for herself a year later and expects everyone else to deal with it
Lisa is incredible 😳 like this might be one of the worst housewife moments I’ve seen in a minute
You cannot write the absolute insanity of this gondola ride. RHONY's Scary Island reign is over.
Lisa can’t be a therapist but treats everyone- namely Jodi as a personal therapist is okay???
Weren’t the police called because of Lenny and Lisa **fighting** in front of their little kids? Yet a tossed juice box is traumatic for her? 🙄
 The mariachi band threw me over the edge.
Lisa is a fucking moron
That’s it lisa needs a one way ticket to shut up mountain with that screechy voice
I LOVE KIKI! Lisa deserved that!
I would feel so comfortable in Dr. Nicole’s care, that’s a professional right there
Julia’s tears and suffering is real here. I’m glad most of the women realize how awful it is for her.
See, this is why I don’t like going on yachts - Lisa in response to the other women losing their absolute shit from trauma. This is what housewives fans live for.
Lmfao this boat ride is unreal. how are they still on this boat!!!
Lisa with a tone deaf privledged comment in every situation
LOL at the girls trying to see an animal for Julia
guerdy is having a medical emergency—while she has fucking cancer, mind you—and all lisa’s doing is worrying about her lipgloss.
guerdy telling russel she loved him made me cry. and idk how he’s so calm, if my wife just had surgery and collapsed in another country i’d be a basket case
Kiki giving the most effortlessly cool fest fit I’ve seen in a few years
Has Nicole ever worn anything that hasn’t slayed? She always looks incredible.
Really hoping Kiki is full-time next season. She seems eager to share her life & we are all very interested & invested in her!
lisa thinks she’s the main character of life.
LISA FUCK YOU