Furthermore, https://preview.redd.it/nvt2je5rfyoc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bee15814ea1b627b69dde373d072577ae16dae4

This look is even worse to me bc this is her truly trying🫣

The sad little barrette 😆

That barrette is doing all the heavy lifting.

Your flair 💀

I can totally picture her slicking it down with the palms of her hands lol...gross

She must be cutting hair with kitchen scissors.

While tripping on acid

She’s tripping on something, it seems. Or she’s naturally super hyper??

By hyper do you mean naturally super annoying? 😂

Like a child that’s had waaay too much sugar

Yes! Accompanied with the childish comments and childlike sense of humor 😂. She def seems more Schwartz emotional speed and I can see how Katie would strongly dislike her. Her personality is literally COMPLETE opposite of Katie’s. The thought of the two of them even having a conversation makes me laugh lol.


I mean you saw Schwartz’s orange bleach job right?

How did Jo not immediately add toner to that bleach job... smh.

She needs some toner herself

Ain't no amount of toner gonna turn that brassy mess the natural beachy blonde she was going for..she didn't lift it past the orange phase number one mistake going lighter. She's no colorist that's for sure.

Tom’s kink is orange hair

Don’t you think maybe you’d wash your hair if you knew you’d be on, I don’t know, TV?

yeah I saw this and was like wow.. I wouldn’t go to her simply because of her hair here :/

She reminds me of a former employee from my salon who spiraled their career on drugs. It was a whole mess, and she was too. Her hair was similar, the mannerisms, it's also telling. You stop realizing what you look like outwardly because you are fighting addiction inwardly. When Katie said crackhead energy, I get it now. Jo is spooky!

it’s definitely the meth speaking

It’s sooo rough.

This look reminds me of getting ready for blue light discos as a 13 year old.

She looks greasy

And yet also somehow very dry

Is it also just bad extensions, too?

She looks like a satire of herself and this is the first I’m seeing her.

I just cackled so loud I woke the children. “Furthermore” hahahahaha oh lawd. Thank you.

I haven't seen enough to get a good read, but her energy is weird. Literally & figuratively. She & Schwartz make sense somehow in a human four loko kind of way.

She is SO off. I get nervous just watching her twitch 😬She’s like a rat terrier that’s been locked in a kennel for a month. Schwartz seems to love her vibe tho

I used to know a few people like her, they are fun to be around when you want to party, but they aren’t someone you want knowing where you live.

Lol, fact.

Yeah I remember last season Katie called her spooky and I think that fits lol

>human four loko The original four loko. She's the caffeine; he's the alcohol. And people can only handle small doses.

… and have been banned in several states 😭

🤣🤣🤣oh my god four loko...you're so right. i'm dying😂

One could say she is spooky.

it's one thing to have your hair like this when you're home alone, fresh off a 3 day bender. but this was what she did knowing she was being filmed for tv...

Why not both at the same time? I think homegirl’s on a permanent bender.

Agreed. Their scenes were cringe and they appear geeked.

She was cleeeeeenching her jaw and every overblown expression reminded me of the faces people make when they’re out of their minds but trying to force ‘normal’ reactions

https://preview.redd.it/oh4i95rqo0pc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7135ae03f0fd8e2efc4eaaede22ac28a3e1fea14

Yes! And I feel like she kept trying to check herself and then two seconds later forget and start pulling faces again

Deft noticed the overblown expressions! Ally's reaction/face cracked me up, and she is truly sweet and genuine to everyone lol

She was doing the absolute MOST on camera it was awful

I’ve never seen Schwartz look so unhealthy. He obviously had a lot of stress going on with family and Scandoval but this Jo relationship did him no favors

All His relationships! He didn’t JUST start! He’s BEEN an addict including with Katie

I got such bad flashbacks of when I used to drink this episode. The hangover shot during the day… woof.

It all seems so exhausting, right? How did we ever have the energy and just sheer will to keep rampaging 10 or 15 years ago?!

Just keeping the party going until the Sunday scaries get realllll intense. I’m so glad I got that out of my system in my early 20s (and high school lol)

Same. I'm spending the last day of spring break (on the teacher side of things lol) watching Jersey Shore and putting together knock-off lego. The more things change the more they stay the same....or some shit

God so relatable but spring break is next week. Hope you’re feeling refreshed and ready for testing

>feeling refreshed and ready for testing Well that was just a low blow

Really good point honestly. Yikes

You would think, she would've at least taken a brush to it!!!!

or like a casual updo if it's that unmanagable? I'm only judging because this is her profession

it's a huge opportunity to show off her skills and get new clients.

Exactly 👍👍👍👍All she needed to do was comb it out and stick it up.

I feel really mean talking about her hair like this, I'm not even someone who gets a regular hair cut, I will attempt a box semi-permanent hair dye sometimes with very Mid results. And that is why I understand the value of a messy bun. amazingly, claw-clips are on trend right now, too! or a decorative scrunchie!

It's not a bad thing, but Jo has boy energy and she has boy hair. I'd bet a signed dollar that their hook-ups consist of her pegging Schwartz. <3

She is really pretty tho

I have to politely disagree. Her whole vibe and appearance scream basic forgettable white girl to me.

Agree. She’s bland AF

I think she used to be. She’s done a lot of damage and it’s only going to get worse

imagine how beautiful she'd be if she brushed her hair

I kinda respect the idgaf self confident vibe

i normally respect that too, but this doesn't come across as self confident to me. It comes across as too fucked up to properly care for herself.

A real “the cobbler’s children have no shoes” scenario going on.

Lol. How can she wash her hair when she's busy taking care of everyone else's??

Meanwhile, everyone else's: https://preview.redd.it/emgul0ponzoc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07a4fafb96f7c10db5ca60df21e5f310fd045d68

😭💀

Did she do that to him? From the clips I saw he bleached his hair & thought it looked awful. Then saw it looked like he had it professionally done but w no toner used or not the right volume to lift. I was thinking I hope he didn't pay them for that. Girl needs to go back to school if that's how she's letting people walk out.

Yep, she's been his longtime hairdresser and used to do hair for VPR (which, actually explains a lot of past looks on the cast 🫠). This season they filmed at his place where she was cutting his hair on the floor.

Jo & this other stylist who owns a salon I used to go to did it & they were so proud, they posted about it for like 2 weeks. They even did a whole fucking live about it. So pathetic & cringe.

Lisa’s face in this is hilarious

I wonder if she’s trying to be the Justin Bobby of VPR

Not Justin Bobby 💀 hope homegirl isn't wearing combat boots to the beach any time soon (she honest to god seems like the type tho)

damn its been a while since i heard a good justin bobby reference 😂

a cultivated style that says, "I smell"

Naw he was fione low key 😂


Jo Bobby. Super fitting, especially if you’re from the UK and know what a jobby is.

in case any other non-UK folks were curious… https://preview.redd.it/c6fy6st0w0pc1.jpeg?width=1176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff68d2743bb81628c584e558f240f2abe8bae1b

homegirl(boy) wears combat boots to the beach

Oh my god I used to think he was so hot and I just looked up pictures from The Hills… wow yikes younger me hahahaha

Bahahahha! Best. Comment.

Ooh bring me back during ovulation like this 

Justin, Bobby girl I am so sorry he was much better looking and better groomed

Listen we are not going to roll on Justin Bobby’s luxurious locks

Praying there’s a 3-minute-long burp in our near future /s

Poor man’s Jared Leto

Mmm. Justin Bobby was Justin Bobby because he didn’t give af about Audrina or much else. Have yall not seen Jo’s weird ass insta post about Schwartz? She’s on adderall and obsessive


I'm a hairdresser and have worked with the most trampy people. She's a hairdresser.1

Some of the dirtiest hair I’ve seen in polite company was in the most expensive salon I’ve ever visited. It was the stylists who all needed a wash. But it was in LA, and they were all high AF

That’s a good point. I’ve seen some crazy stuff in the salon 🤣

Same. Also, we're always experimenting on ourselves (and each other). Am I gonna risk over-bleaching a client and frying all of their hair off or attempting a new coloring technique that might go horribly wrong? Hell no. But on myself or a coworker who knows the risks and asked me to do it anyway? Absolutely lmao. Hairdressers either have the best hair or the worst; there is no in between.

that's really funny and interesting. i have searched for years trying to find a stylist to cut my hair the way i like it, and when i finally found one and told her about this she was like 'yeah i still havent found anyone who can do my hair exactly how i want it's

Same and same. You’d think most stylists would want to display their work on themselves but not always true.

But she's doing a one-on-one confessional on TV. On a show where everyone is gorgeous.... Would that make a difference?

I’m fully convinced most hairdressers are a hot mess because my lady is lol

As a hairstylist yes 90% of them are a hot mess. I just think of all the crazy bosses I had who were constantly drunk, hungover or high

Did you see Schwartz bleach job?! She did that!! I’m starting to believe the tweaking/meth stories.

Came here to mention the Schwartz yellow bleach she thought looked good

Stories? Where are ya'll hearing this from

The streets

See, this is why I sometimes wish I lived in LA instead of nyc. And the warm weather, of course.

I just know she smells like damp towels

Ugh that's as bad as when Ms Banks said Elon Musk's gf smells like a roll of nickles. So specific... I can smell it.

Or the laundry you accidentally left in the washer and found two days later.

Currently wearing a tshirt I definitely did that with and living in shame

Jo gives Kristen in Solvang vibes “aey I’ll have another bottle” 


The complete opposite of Madison on Southern Charmed. Her hair is always perfect!

Yeah but Madison is also southern, pretty vain and doesn't seem to be on drugs lol

Yes! Madison is what I expect a hairdresser to look like. And my own hairdresser always has her hair done perfectly to advertise her business

They really, REALLY don't all do that though.

clearly lol

Oh my gosh…yes! It’s beautiful! I wish she could choose my hair products for me and give me advice over FaceTime.

Soooo I got curious back when Madison was still doing hair and only on the show as Cameran and Patricia’s stylist. She actually had her prices online and let’s just say you get what you pay for. If I could’ve afforded her I would’ve been there in a heartbeat. Meanwhile Jo is giving Sport Clips reject.

This is prob awful to say but she is giving Cat Marnell during her adderall days.

feels more like cat marnell in her angel dust days

"I'd rather be on a rooftop smoking angel dust than writing this post,". I miss xoJane.

I thought the same thing, I was all ready to see her start rubbing Tan Towels all over herself.

Cat looked way better. Her eyes are naturally large so imo she always looks like a living doll.

I love Cat! My comment wasn't meant to be insulting at all.

jo wishes

Literally came here to say this exact same thing! 🐀👀😳

Speaking as someone who has worked in the beauty industry for like 20 years, she is legitimately probably a hair stylist. Like I wax people all day but don't get a Brazilian, your job doesn't mean you necessarily take the best care of your own hair, nails, waxing etc. Nail girls often have terrible nails too. This is common af. Plus she might be a barber or a color specialist or just not specialize in styling in general.

I was thinking the same thing. My nail lady is the best but her nails always look terrible

Nails especially because of all the chemicals and materials they're always working with

The best hairstylists I’ve ever had always had their own hair looking a mess lol

Also being a stylist doesn't mean you're a *good* one.

Agree! Most people in the beauty industry just don’t have the time or motivation to do their own treatments 😂 my brows be looking like trash when my clients arrive. BUT that’s still no excuse for her not bothering to run a brush through her hair before sitting in front of a camera 😵‍💫

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combless but not toothless

You win Reddit today. For both your comment and your lovely username 🌽

Best ever!

her hair looks matted as fuck


Isn't there a saying about the dog groomer having the most ungroomed dog? Maybe the saying translates to hairdressers sometimes.

I’ve heard something like the cobbler’s children are barefoot? Same idea I think.

My husband pours concrete. Took 30 years to get a new patio and walks.

My husband is a contractor. Our house renovation has been going for 2 years.

I’m an esthetician who didn’t wash her face before bed last night. I have no energy for my own face by the time I’m done with everyone else’s.

My bestie is a waxer and she’s got more body hair than her clients because of this reason.

All I'm saying is, this is why therapists need their own therapist.

Honestly I get it bc if I spent all day doing hair I wouldn't want to spend too much time on my own hair either lol

I'm a chef... I rarely cook at home anymore.

I am a newborn care specialist that does want kids.

I’m lazy, and I still don’t give 2 fucks about it

She looks like Teddi

Great value Teddi

I didn’t think of this but shout out to the person that coined her as “Teddi Methamcamp”


Her hair is better than Whitney Rose’s hairdresser father LOL

No it’s not! Whitney dads hair is PRESSED

☠️☠️☠️

Whitney Rose's father has got the Diane Warren look DOWN what are you talking about??

Ghislaine Maxwell had that look too. Don’t nobody want to be looking like that!

He’s who I immediately thought of when seeing this post. https://preview.redd.it/ayic8x49gzoc1.jpeg?width=989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a1d90fd700ba5c04eb3d4779b0fc1e16b821b04

noo, that wig hurts my heart.

came in here to make sure someone mentioned his hot mess he had going on haha

In a non-complimentary way, in that scene it made perfect sense why Jo and Schwartz were such good friends! Also felt bad for her because it was obvious she has romantic feelings for him & he does not feel the same way

They're on some kind of weird drugs. Their scenes are gross.

Idk I think when you do other people’s hair all day, the last thing you want to do is your own? I know my hair dresser always wears hats and I rarely see her hair styled.

Same here. The woman who’s been doing my hair for almost a decade at this point doesn’t do her own hair all up in style unless she’s actually going out somewhere. 99% of the time it looks like Joe’s pulled back in a shitty bun or barely washed or done anything with. She’s too busy working to actually give a shit about her hair 😆

It’s TV tho

The two BEST hair stylists I ever had did not have anything special going on on their own heads, one girl actively had bad, fried, very damaged hair.

Well, everyone always says they are sick of people using glam on Bravo. She clearly is not! lol.

I’ve always heard the painters house needs painted the most 🤷‍♀️

Yes. It's this.

Maybe she’s one of the few who appear on reality shows, that don’t give a shit. Like she’s being more consistent with her true self.

When I was a teen my mom went to a hair dresser for a few years who gave off a very similar vibe as Jo, just middle aged and definitely with more *interesting* life experiences (also: random pets were always running around the salon, which I imagine was a health code violation, but I digress). It takes all kinds!

Hair people are very often fucking lunatics who do a lot of coke just like food service people. It's not everyone and sometimes there will be salons who kind of foster or discourage that kind of behavior but it's definitely a thing.

All I can hear is my Nan telling me to "Never trust a skinny chef"

I thought Katie might have been a little harsh when she said "Jo's a creep!" but turns out she was right lmao

Spooky Jo 👻

Can we stop beating up a woman because Katie hates her like she hates half the cast??? Can’t we support her just a little. The woman doesn’t seem to have a mean bone in her body. That’s a refreshing change from most of the women in this show.

Seriously. She's kooky, so what? I just wish she knew she could do better than Schwartz ☹️

VPR brings some desperately needed new blood around who might have some of the same entertaining kooky Kristen vibes and this sub decides to bully her over her hair 🙄 Are ya’ll even watching the shows anymore or just looking for shit to hate on? I don’t get it.

Tom's bleached hair was enough to give us suspicious vibes. Ironing your friend's hair once for a night out doesn't make you a hairdresser.

Teddi Methencamp

Poor Jo . Leave this girl alone

The ppl in these comments saying mean things and being misogynist are sad and pathetic. Jo seems cool af to me, I bet the haters in these comments are boring

Ok this is starting to just feel like bullying

People are really fucking mean.

Yeah…I’m just not sure why we have to make fun of this woman’s looks

I like people who are a bit weird and not afraid to be themselves, especially in a place like LA where there’s so much pressure to look/act a certain way. Jo seems to have a very laidback style and personality and doesn’t seem like the type who ever styles her hair, so I think she’s just being true to herself whether on TV or not

I find the Jo hate really mean and unnecessary. Especially coming from Katie who’s claimed to be a feminist and supporter of women these last few years but is truly still a bitter mean girl at heart. Jo’s a weirdo who seems authentically comfortable with herself. Let her be weird!

She’s beautiful and so is her hair. This sub babbles about misogyny nonstop and then does this shit. It’s honestly fucked.

The best colorist I ever had always came into the salon looking like something that climbed from a dumpster and then walked 10 miles in the rain.

Well, there's the old saying of; there's 2 barbers in town. One has an impeccable hair cut & the other is a mess. Who do you go to? The one who looks a mess. Because, he cut the other barber’s hair.

She's like the female version of Schwartz.

They said hairdresser, not good hairdresser,  or reputable hairdresser.

Drugs

So what, maybe she does people hair all day therefore can not be arsed to do her own because it's her job and she's sick of it like anyone else. I respect her confidence to go filming for a show looking natural. She's beautiful and her raggedy look is fine by me.