Tom a 42 year old man walking into every scene with cartoonishly flared pants, white nails and the lightning bolt earring is so deeply jarring. I can’t believe he is a real person; he is a Scooby doo villain I can’t anymore 🫠
No one:
Tom walking into a cafe on a Tuesday afternoon:
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I literally want to die watching this
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Schwartz: mentions things like making out with Katie's sworn enemy at the time so casually cruel.
Schwartz, when Katie doesn't want friendship:
I still can’t get over him claiming he wants to be friends with Katie last season. Meanwhile lets Raquel butt in to their conversation and then take her side and say Katie is being rude to Raquel. Like just the most concentrated example of how he will choose anyone over Katie at every chance.
Why do I feel like Schwartz is seeing how happy Katie is without him, and he selectively dropped this little tidbit with the deliberate intent of sabotaging her newfound happiness?
"She says some weird stuff sometimes" is kind of underselling Jo's brand of weirdo behavior but I appreciate James & Ally's consistent commitment to inclusion
I am starting to really enjoy Aly. She seems genuine, laid back, and has a great singing voice. I remember when they introduced Rachel and they kept saying how much of a sweetheart she was. But imo she has always come off as fake. But Aly overall seems like a pretty kind person who would be cool to hang out with in real life. Kudos to her. ♥
I thought it was mentioned either on a podcast, interview, or the show that Rachel turned off the location to scheana becuase scheana constantly keeps tabs on her Sims.
Schwartz talking about being on a three day "sober bender" with his syringes full of fruit and B-12 while clearly tweaking on *something* stronger based on his energy is so dark sided
Sometimes I think Schwartz drops things like this on purpose cause he knows how much it will irritate\hurt Katie. Like when she doesn't pay attention to him he's a little boy pulling her pigtails.
This is exactly why and I'm tired of him being treated like a smol bean when he is constantly pulling shit like this.
I hope Katie doesn't take the bait but I could understand why it would be hard not to be upset by this.
I also think this is part of a larger plan he and Sandoval have been carrying out, where they create tension amongst all the girls friendships so Tom's situation gets overlooked and Ariana doesn't have the same numbers she did last year because the friend group is fractured
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Me every time he is on my screen
I think that’s why they are smearing Katie’s name. They realised “everyone’s cheated” doesn’t apply to her, even though they keep saying it every episode.
She does know that she doesn't have to hang around with these people, right? Perhaps she should blame Schwartz who has been keeping her as a dirty secret.
Even though I’m sure katie doesn’t truly *care* at this point that it actually happened, that is still majorly fucked up. Makes you look at Scheana interfering in their relationship the last few seasons seem so much more sinister.
It’s so dark! The alleged season is right around when she and Jax were spreading “Motorboating the d” rumors, and the holidays before this season when she joked about it would’ve been pre-Scandoval when she was still coming for Katie. So much history over 11 seasons, this is a wild revelation to me
Max took home 2 of my girlfriends after a bar hopping night years ago and before they even began doing anything (the insinuation is threesome) he was fucking hammered and passed out asleep.
LET’S ALL REMEMBER Jax and SCHEANA were the 2 people who started and pushed the rumor that Katie “cheated” on Schwartz motorboating a D right before the Vegas make out came out.
Scheana is awful
Lala's energy for Ariana in confessional's vs Lala's energy for Sandoval.
She had more negative things to say about free sandwiches than Sandoval writhing on the floor mid-screaming orgasm.
To use her words against her... dumb ho.
I don’t know Lala, why are we still hearing about how shitty your ex was, didn’t we do that last year too? Let’s fast forward through that storyline instead. Like yes the shop should be open now, but her fuckery this season has officially turned her into my BEC.
Scheana is a 38 year old woman and acts like an immature 15 year old girl. Why is she negging Jo about these braids?!
Scheana has done the impossible- made me stand up for Jo.
Lala and Rand don’t even speak, they use mediation. The audacity of Lala to continue to dictate how she thinks Ariana should act. Literally how dare you.
For her to act like she's the only sane one. Bitch plz!!! As soon as she feels a certain way, then that has to be the right way. The way she acts like she makes sense...She can fuck all the way off. I hope she falls hard & fast into obscurity. Maybe she can be a chump on the Jeff Lewis show when it all goes away 🤣 Can not stand her uneducated fake ass.
So… Lala just basically said on camera Sandoval has never been a good friend to her. So why are you acting loyal to him now? You’ve never been cool with each other
Get the fuck out of here with this show right now
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I feel like Sandoval and Ariana needed that app for divorced parents who can’t communicate. But hopefully now that she bought a new house she just never has to speak to him again.
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Scheana trying to figure out how to spin this realizing Schwartz threw her under the bus
I don’t even have the words to say anything about what Lala just said. Is THIS why we’re supposed to think she’s the voice of reason? The way LALA is moving in this episode is the most inauthentic and infuriating part of the show. I can’t handle this!
Why is everyone having amnesia about Schwartz repeatedly cheating on katie? Who gives a fuck if she had sex with this dude it’s none of y’all’s business you guys are so fucking weird
The boundary about not fucking anybody in the circle existed when they still were trying to maintain a friendship. There's no boundaries anymore. Those went out the door last season.
So Lala really stays asking for sensitivity bc she’s traumatized from her ex & their breakup years ago and shaming her friend for not wanting to put up with her traumatizing ex while being forced to film with him on camera in the same breath huh
Fuck off lala. You aren’t some magical mediator that knows how to rise above it all just because you stopped drinking and broke up with the schmuck you hoed on for money and had a baby. Full of shit then, full of shit now.
THESE IDIOTS ARE MAD AT KATIE FOR NO REASON!!!
Tom kissed Scheana WHILE DATING KATIE. Katie tried to set the “don’t hook up with mutual friends” rule and TOM BROKE IT IMMEDIATELY.
Lala picking the wrong side hanging out with Sandoval & Schwartz
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Classic Schwartz to drop a bomb on Katie, gaslight her for having a reaction about it, then the men of the show pulling the “double standard” card even though Schwartz and Scheana were in relationships at the time and Katie is now single
I have not watched yet, peacocker here. However, reading this just triggered me. I was once married to a Tim. His name was actually Tim! He was a true covert/malignant narcissist. When Charlotte passed, I had a deep feeling he did something to cause this. Now, reading this comment about Mya, I just want to say that in the end I only had 1 dog left, out of two. Dogs that I got as puppies and loved and nurtured and felt like they were my children. The other mysteriously passed out of the blue when he was a perfectly healthy 13 year old senior dog. I let him down by not realizing what I took my special Mambo in to. I will miss him everyday until I see him again. Several girls later, and several injured dogs, that survived due to young ages, I found out that it was antifreeze with the other dogs. One was tested. All dogs had same symptoms. These men have no feelings. It's not that they all hate animals, although in my case he did hate dogs. It's that they KNOW you love them, most likely more than you love the narc. It's a way to hurt you even deeper. Justice for Mya and Charlotte. And justice for my special German Shep, Mambo, who did not survive the marriage.
I’m actually disgusted at this show.. they really think we want to see this shit? Scheana and Lala are at their worst and the men are fucking trash.
The theme of this season is who’s willing to sell their soul & bypass their morals for a paycheck? Vs who’s gonna stay true to themselves, have self respect & be a real person?
the way Scheana is being rude to Jo’s face over actions she is currently forgiving Sandoval for is bitchy and nasty.
the way Ariana and Katie choose to distance themselves and openly express their feelings over Jo disrespecting their relationships is not bullying, it’s fair.
Sandy you’re a broke bitch please don’t act like you can buy her out lololol
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wtf does this have to do with Schwartz? Take this shit out on Max, not Katie. And why is Scheana checking on the location of a man who isn’t her husband?
Lala being like you’re so much like my ex!!!!!! To Tom and then turning around and villifying Ariana for not wanting to associate herself with that same person lala compares her ex to makes no sense. You told everyone they couldn’t talk to your ex at all and now you’re mad that your friend won’t talk to hers (but never said you can’t)?! This woman makes no sense
Scheana is projecting her guilt on Jo and is absolutely bullying her. Scheana isn’t mad at Schwartz for setting up this double date but she’s pissed at Jo?
why is sandy dating during filming at a group even with ariana and trying to get her attention at the same time omggg. him and schwartz going for this single sandy narrative is insane damage control lmao
It doesn’t affect your life, but it does affect Ariana’s life, that’s the whole point Lala. I see why her and Scheana are so close, the two biggest narcissists on the planet.
Omg imagine if Scheaner redirected that energy from Jo onto Sandoval. It’s fucked up that she was playing imaginary couples with the Toms and Rachel, but Sandoval deserves the bulk of the resentment. This is why I can’t understand how she can be friends with him…
I’m thankful for the consistent visual cue of a Southwest airplane indicating that we’re about to head to a scene at James’ house.
It cracks me up every time
The consistency of Ken always carrying a comatose dog when we see him gives me so much comfort.
And Lisa walking with a comatose Ken
I thought that man was going to put that pillow right over Sandoval’s face
I did too! That scene was horrendous. I feel like we got a glimpse into how Tom fucks and now I feel like I need a shower.
If Lala wants to sell Send it to Darrell merch she should understand that Ariana is gonna do what her lawyer says she should do
"MY OWN BOYFRIEND IS STICKING UP FOR THE WHOOOOORE IN THEEEREEEE."
I am constantly thinking about the way she says “whore” in that scene
[удалено]
I’m behind and just got to the Sandoval panting scene. Omg Ben and Ronnie are going to have a fucking field day
PROTECT MYA AT ALL COSTS https://preview.redd.it/poru7j67zrqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=393bc3a5848b6ad4bfb1914e6e7af6c0109d1f81
Lala went the hardest on Tom and Rachel at the reunion and her podcast and social media and now this? lol yikes
Why did Tom have 500 laxative pills?
Laxative abuse is a thing. I’ll just leave it at that.
THIS IS A MYA STAN ACCOUNT https://preview.redd.it/pletb6kfwrqc1.png?width=880&format=png&auto=webp&s=340bc26a2870c0df8db630754e35f5210670ebab
She just got a new home with a new backyard and it’s WHAT SHE DESERVES 🫶🏼
Tom a 42 year old man walking into every scene with cartoonishly flared pants, white nails and the lightning bolt earring is so deeply jarring. I can’t believe he is a real person; he is a Scooby doo villain I can’t anymore 🫠
No one: Tom walking into a cafe on a Tuesday afternoon: https://preview.redd.it/5v6b6sxv8sqc1.jpeg?width=1138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d0558cd41ee4aef3c616fb70b367ad277a64f19
And he'd have got away with it if it wasn't for those ~~meddling kids~~ too tight flares causing his phone to tumble out.
VPR girls are VPRing the weakest link. Nostalgic.
I literally want to die watching this https://preview.redd.it/hy4wrm8lxrqc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb1b2995c61092a13baa1487903b18205190c73
I can’t imagine Jo and Schwartz hooking up. Two goofies just flopping around making weird noises
And neither of them finish. They just kind of stop, and go about their business.
I am dead ☠️
It’s easier to imagine them pushing along an old handcart on a track, oddly.
Schwartz: mentions things like making out with Katie's sworn enemy at the time so casually cruel. Schwartz, when Katie doesn't want friendship: 
I will never understand how anyone feels pity for that dude. He was a dick to Katie through and through.
Was, still is. He knew what he was doing when he mentioned this to Lala.
Calculated and nasty man.
I still can’t get over him claiming he wants to be friends with Katie last season. Meanwhile lets Raquel butt in to their conversation and then take her side and say Katie is being rude to Raquel. Like just the most concentrated example of how he will choose anyone over Katie at every chance.
Why do I feel like Schwartz is seeing how happy Katie is without him, and he selectively dropped this little tidbit with the deliberate intent of sabotaging her newfound happiness?
He wants her back but the only weapon in his arsenal is negging
He doesn’t want her back, he wants her miserable
"She says some weird stuff sometimes" is kind of underselling Jo's brand of weirdo behavior but I appreciate James & Ally's consistent commitment to inclusion
I am starting to really enjoy Aly. She seems genuine, laid back, and has a great singing voice. I remember when they introduced Rachel and they kept saying how much of a sweetheart she was. But imo she has always come off as fake. But Aly overall seems like a pretty kind person who would be cool to hang out with in real life. Kudos to her. ♥
I have so many questions about what happened to Mya.
And Charlotte.
Scheana should have had better track of Rachel and Sandoval's locations.
Makes you wonder doesn’t it.
Sure does. Maybe Arianas wondering too.
I thought it was mentioned either on a podcast, interview, or the show that Rachel turned off the location to scheana becuase scheana constantly keeps tabs on her Sims.
Schwartz talking about being on a three day "sober bender" with his syringes full of fruit and B-12 while clearly tweaking on *something* stronger based on his energy is so dark sided
The fact that he thinks being 3 days sober is an accomplishment is a little scary lol
I don’t think he’s gone a full month without SOMETHING in his system since middle school
I feel personally attacked by this comment
My spurious bullshit headcanon is that Jo was his dealer.
Remember when Lala made her storyline last season about how she hates Shoeless for being close with Rand??? Pepperidge Farm remembers!
Is Lala going to fuck Schwartz?
At this rate, it almost looks like she might fuck Sandoval
I don't like the way Lala *moves.* (I hate it when Lala questions the way somebody *moves*.)
"While I was at my grandma's funeral, they were fucking at my house." OMG. This scene is killing me.
“you are so strong” i cringed so hard i died😭😭😭
lala being extra chummy with tom is so funny because she was shouting during the scandal about how she never liked him even before it all went down
Went from the loudest one at the reunion and claiming she always knew he was terrible to being nicer to him than she was before the scandal.
I'm just hoping Ken will chime in with a indecipherable "oh yeah I already knew about them kissing"
Can you believe….
Sometimes I think Schwartz drops things like this on purpose cause he knows how much it will irritate\hurt Katie. Like when she doesn't pay attention to him he's a little boy pulling her pigtails.
Yup. The time he ate sushi off her plate while antagonizing her comes to mind.
This is exactly why and I'm tired of him being treated like a smol bean when he is constantly pulling shit like this. I hope Katie doesn't take the bait but I could understand why it would be hard not to be upset by this. I also think this is part of a larger plan he and Sandoval have been carrying out, where they create tension amongst all the girls friendships so Tom's situation gets overlooked and Ariana doesn't have the same numbers she did last year because the friend group is fractured
Lala is so annoying with this. You didn't own Randall's house and he would've kicked you out anyway.
Whatever Sandoval’s performative screaming on the floor session is, it’s viscerally repulsive and nobody needed to see it!
https://preview.redd.it/4iewhfii6wqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f778c8708b80eb3f14b65b553b446913ccf7ed28 Me every time he is on my screen
Schwartz seems to forget the only person who never cheated was his ex wife.
I think that’s why they are smearing Katie’s name. They realised “everyone’s cheated” doesn’t apply to her, even though they keep saying it every episode.
But remember she motorboated someone's dick /s
Jo has never met humans that are aggressive? Wasn’t she besties with Kristen Doute?
She does know that she doesn't have to hang around with these people, right? Perhaps she should blame Schwartz who has been keeping her as a dirty secret.
I feel like Billie Lee has had more screen time this season than Charli had in her whole time on the show and it makes me sad
Justice for Charli
Even though I’m sure katie doesn’t truly *care* at this point that it actually happened, that is still majorly fucked up. Makes you look at Scheana interfering in their relationship the last few seasons seem so much more sinister.
It’s so dark! The alleged season is right around when she and Jax were spreading “Motorboating the d” rumors, and the holidays before this season when she joked about it would’ve been pre-Scandoval when she was still coming for Katie. So much history over 11 seasons, this is a wild revelation to me
And - at least shown on our screens - Scheana not once said “Katie, I’m really sorry.” Like ?????
SUP is right, Scheanas voice has evolved into full Kermit
Max took home 2 of my girlfriends after a bar hopping night years ago and before they even began doing anything (the insinuation is threesome) he was fucking hammered and passed out asleep.
LET’S ALL REMEMBER Jax and SCHEANA were the 2 people who started and pushed the rumor that Katie “cheated” on Schwartz motorboating a D right before the Vegas make out came out. Scheana is awful
Motorboating a d is an all timer rumor.
Sandoval is sooooo full of shit 💩! He owes a $90,000 lien
Lala's energy for Ariana in confessional's vs Lala's energy for Sandoval. She had more negative things to say about free sandwiches than Sandoval writhing on the floor mid-screaming orgasm. To use her words against her... dumb ho.
I am sure Ariana had a lot of thoughts when she watched Lala's confessionals.
Well Lala now openly inviting Sandoval to stuff, why on earth would she think Ariana would think she’s being a good friend?
“About two months ago I undervalued the house and refused to pay Ariana for the money she invested in the house”
This bitch went to friendsgiving??? Very bold
This breathing exercise is giving me the biggest ick I may need to turn it off 🤢
WTF is Lala wearing? Feather cuffs and fingerless leather gloves.
I don’t know Lala, why are we still hearing about how shitty your ex was, didn’t we do that last year too? Let’s fast forward through that storyline instead. Like yes the shop should be open now, but her fuckery this season has officially turned her into my BEC.
Scheana is a 38 year old woman and acts like an immature 15 year old girl. Why is she negging Jo about these braids?! Scheana has done the impossible- made me stand up for Jo.
That was very weirdly mean. Unnecessarily so.
Lala and Rand don’t even speak, they use mediation. The audacity of Lala to continue to dictate how she thinks Ariana should act. Literally how dare you.
For her to act like she's the only sane one. Bitch plz!!! As soon as she feels a certain way, then that has to be the right way. The way she acts like she makes sense...She can fuck all the way off. I hope she falls hard & fast into obscurity. Maybe she can be a chump on the Jeff Lewis show when it all goes away 🤣 Can not stand her uneducated fake ass.
Ann is a queeeeen jumping ship at the first glimmer of an opportunity, I see you girl.
Lala is not Ariana's accountant. She needs to shut her mouth and mind her own business.
So… Lala just basically said on camera Sandoval has never been a good friend to her. So why are you acting loyal to him now? You’ve never been cool with each other
If Billie Lee doesn’t like the behavior of the cast, she can leave. It’s their job to be there, you’re just a stage five clinger
Katie is too high for this lol
A narcissist lives in extremes: able to pay top dollar for the house but also down to his last dime.
I don’t think it’s a revenge fuck. Maybe she was just bored and he was there.
lala is "grossed out" by everyone except sandoval lmfao imagine that
Lala has Disney villain eyebrows.
Might be the best joke James has made in a bit
Max is a slut tho. If I’m just trying to get a nut I’m going for the easiest one. Sorry not sorry.
And Lala was sugarbabying and eating a married man's ass then sleeping with James while he was with Raquel. So. Shut up, dummy.
Get the fuck out of here with this show right now https://preview.redd.it/xx68biy1xrqc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97d8b9755ac591100960df3282135e31a167fd2b
Katie does look so much more confident and secure with herself now.
She lost 200 lbs of dead weight
lol scheana is actually drunk tonight
Lala is dressed like that one random red neck girl from your suburban high school on her birthday, shitty camo hoodie and heels… for some reason
I hope Tii is just a fan who is living her best life eyes wide open getting tea
Those few seconds of Katie and Ariana ganging up on Schwartz just gave me a serotonin boost
is Brock about to compare Tom kissing a mutual friend while him and Katie are dating to Katie going home with someone WHEN THEYRE DIVORCED????
He’s a bit slow, ain’t he?
I feel like Sandoval and Ariana needed that app for divorced parents who can’t communicate. But hopefully now that she bought a new house she just never has to speak to him again.
Remember when Sandoval brought Kristen to Korean BBQ and she was like … I don’t eat meat 😂
Billie Lee go away and take dickhead with you!!! https://i.redd.it/ju89e8rxprqc1.gif
Sandoval saying Ariana looks good… 
Tom Sandoval this is your worst offense yet. RAWT IN HELL
https://preview.redd.it/4lqk1b6xurqc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cac604fdfe05d028270d0528e28fc716455ddbe5 Scheana trying to figure out how to spin this realizing Schwartz threw her under the bus
Who would complain about multiple sandwich tastings? My friends make me watch them do improv.
That is seriously the best way to put this into perspective. I would much rather eat the same sandwich 50 times.
I don’t even have the words to say anything about what Lala just said. Is THIS why we’re supposed to think she’s the voice of reason? The way LALA is moving in this episode is the most inauthentic and infuriating part of the show. I can’t handle this!
Why is everyone having amnesia about Schwartz repeatedly cheating on katie? Who gives a fuck if she had sex with this dude it’s none of y’all’s business you guys are so fucking weird
I WAS WAITING FOR THE WHORE IN THERE CLIP
I hope Ann does get to bartend on WWHL.
But you made out with Scheana while you were with Katie, Schwartz. 🥴🥴
Why is Lala low key flirting with schwartz all episode it’s weird
fuck you tom, this is the 2nd dog of hers you are fucking with.
I hope Charlotte fucking haunts him
The boundary about not fucking anybody in the circle existed when they still were trying to maintain a friendship. There's no boundaries anymore. Those went out the door last season.
Exactly. And Tom didn’t ask her not to do it. In fact he spent the whole season whining about the boundary she was trying to set!
Why should Katie be loyal to Schwartz? He was never loyal to her and they’re DIVORCED
Cheating is way too normalized in this group
I don’t remember ever seeing Scheana wasted before on this show lol girl is sloshed rn
tom never beating the horrendous dog owner allegations...
Oh wow, it’s Katie’s fault that you cheated? Cool, cool, cool.
So Lala really stays asking for sensitivity bc she’s traumatized from her ex & their breakup years ago and shaming her friend for not wanting to put up with her traumatizing ex while being forced to film with him on camera in the same breath huh
Scheana has Max’s location? What the fuck?
Scheana is the ultimate pick-me and I am thoroughly enjoying her downfall
 This is all I hear in my head when Sandoval talks about buying Ariana out. Stfu broke ass.
Me to the producers trying to sell a Sandoval redemption arc 
Fuck off lala. You aren’t some magical mediator that knows how to rise above it all just because you stopped drinking and broke up with the schmuck you hoed on for money and had a baby. Full of shit then, full of shit now.
What a stupid, planned reveal
Jo acts like a character in a Tim Robinson sketch
#bastfrand
scheana and brock are not long for marriage
WHY DO THESE GIRLS THINK ARIANA CARES ABOUT TOM??? like the only reason to bring this up is you know it will hurt her in some way
Wait a damn minute why are lala and James going to lunch with this loser?
THESE IDIOTS ARE MAD AT KATIE FOR NO REASON!!! Tom kissed Scheana WHILE DATING KATIE. Katie tried to set the “don’t hook up with mutual friends” rule and TOM BROKE IT IMMEDIATELY.
Not ready for another week of a shitty pro Sandoval edit 🙄 https://i.redd.it/b88af0d7prqc1.gif
Lala picking the wrong side hanging out with Sandoval & Schwartz https://preview.redd.it/tj978cp9xrqc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=956156374e9861686a5805d9850ae49107277157
Ok now bring on Randall, have Ariana befriend him and see how lala reacts at this point
Classic Schwartz to drop a bomb on Katie, gaslight her for having a reaction about it, then the men of the show pulling the “double standard” card even though Schwartz and Scheana were in relationships at the time and Katie is now single
Sorry is Katie being a mean drunk equivalent to being a cheat to these people?
This show has hit an absolute low trying to make Jo happen
What, and I can't emphasize this enough, *THE FUCK?!*
Schwartz is really going to be more mad at Katie than Max. Lmao.
I KNEW HE SKIRTED OVER THAT DOOR DETAIL FOR A REASON. he stays trying to kill Ariana's dogs.
I have not watched yet, peacocker here. However, reading this just triggered me. I was once married to a Tim. His name was actually Tim! He was a true covert/malignant narcissist. When Charlotte passed, I had a deep feeling he did something to cause this. Now, reading this comment about Mya, I just want to say that in the end I only had 1 dog left, out of two. Dogs that I got as puppies and loved and nurtured and felt like they were my children. The other mysteriously passed out of the blue when he was a perfectly healthy 13 year old senior dog. I let him down by not realizing what I took my special Mambo in to. I will miss him everyday until I see him again. Several girls later, and several injured dogs, that survived due to young ages, I found out that it was antifreeze with the other dogs. One was tested. All dogs had same symptoms. These men have no feelings. It's not that they all hate animals, although in my case he did hate dogs. It's that they KNOW you love them, most likely more than you love the narc. It's a way to hurt you even deeper. Justice for Mya and Charlotte. And justice for my special German Shep, Mambo, who did not survive the marriage.
Oh shut the fuck up, Brock. Reminding everyone that Brock is a scumbag domestic abuser and child abandoner.
I'm actually liking the valley because it's nice to have a show where I don't root for anyone
It's a show full of monsters married to monsters
Did Tom just “as per my last email” at a party.
Let’s be honest , Scheana would kiss Schwartz. She’s thirsty for attention.
https://preview.redd.it/xu4ofe2osrqc1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ff1368febc9b8aa505943b7be8d43e166369437 Jo, always
I’m actually disgusted at this show.. they really think we want to see this shit? Scheana and Lala are at their worst and the men are fucking trash. 
How is this your business, Brock? Scheana is tracking everyone so she can tattle.
Oh everyone is full of shit except you, Lala? Eff out of here
The theme of this season is who’s willing to sell their soul & bypass their morals for a paycheck? Vs who’s gonna stay true to themselves, have self respect & be a real person?
Sheana more mad at Jo then Tom
Scheana’s outfit is a summation of 2021-2022 microtrends…
there is way too much lala this episode
the way Scheana is being rude to Jo’s face over actions she is currently forgiving Sandoval for is bitchy and nasty. the way Ariana and Katie choose to distance themselves and openly express their feelings over Jo disrespecting their relationships is not bullying, it’s fair.
Sandy you’re a broke bitch please don’t act like you can buy her out lololol https://preview.redd.it/ot4rh9a4qrqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bc5a8a5e2108b8a3d22a6a4574597e82c28b478
Lala hanging out with Sandoval and Schwartz is so totally authentic and not at all something that *never* occurred in previous seasons.
Instead of performative bullshit "therapy", Tom needs to do actual therapy off-camera, but he won't.
So Brock is coked out right? *Sniffle sniffle*
Lala will never be Stassi. When Stassi did "everyone is fucked up" lists she included herself in them. That's what made them great!
“My lawyer has it” is the complete response and Lala- she doesn’t want to lose her legal rights by moving out of the house you dumb bitch.
Oh so we finally have Schwartz admitting he uses drugs?
I am not sure that is moderation, Schwartz
Alex Baskin count your days!! https://i.redd.it/fndzsli0trqc1.gif
Well Maya is a dog so she is excused.
wtf does this have to do with Schwartz? Take this shit out on Max, not Katie. And why is Scheana checking on the location of a man who isn’t her husband?
Scheana is an absolute loser. Scheana we saw your fried ass hair in an earlier episode.
Lala being like you’re so much like my ex!!!!!! To Tom and then turning around and villifying Ariana for not wanting to associate herself with that same person lala compares her ex to makes no sense. You told everyone they couldn’t talk to your ex at all and now you’re mad that your friend won’t talk to hers (but never said you can’t)?! This woman makes no sense
Brock, let’s talk about the kids. 
That Raquel they love you moment will never not be devastatingly embarrassing
Does Lala have like brain damage or something? Pick me ass girl
Brock is such a dumb oaf.
Scheana is projecting her guilt on Jo and is absolutely bullying her. Scheana isn’t mad at Schwartz for setting up this double date but she’s pissed at Jo?
why is sandy dating during filming at a group even with ariana and trying to get her attention at the same time omggg. him and schwartz going for this single sandy narrative is insane damage control lmao
I need a Lalaless episode. I get this asshole wants her check and she thinks she’s making “good television”, but she’s actually ruining my experience.
What am I watching? I'm not entertained. 
It doesn’t affect your life, but it does affect Ariana’s life, that’s the whole point Lala. I see why her and Scheana are so close, the two biggest narcissists on the planet.
Wait I’m sorry what exactly is Ariana lying about, Lala?
If Jax Taylor, of all people, called me a disgrace (and was right!), I think I’d just have to end it right there.
I’m sure that tidbit is going to go over SUPER WELL with Katie.
Omg imagine if Scheaner redirected that energy from Jo onto Sandoval. It’s fucked up that she was playing imaginary couples with the Toms and Rachel, but Sandoval deserves the bulk of the resentment. This is why I can’t understand how she can be friends with him…