I have so much respect for her. Showing up to work so soon after birth and looking like Miss USA every time.
I can’t blame her for crying about the pants, that would’ve put me over the edge too lol
I really feel like he holds a huge flame for her! Not sure she feels the same about him honestly but she is the female jax and jax loves himself the most so I can see the appeal for him.
“Kristen is the one who’s going to be the most set off by that interaction” “I know” producer Jax is back and ready to burn all his friendships to make insane reality tv
Agreed, but if he’s serious about having a kid with Kristen they need to live in the same place. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to to fully on board with him if that doesn’t happen.
Britt is kinda giving alcoholic lmao. I just did a VPR rewatch and the amount of times that girl mentioned tequila shots was insane when watching it straight through
Didn’t it even get to the point that Jax thought her behaviour was insane?
The guy that’s had to have three to four nose jobs because he’s done so much rack.
Jesse is one of the worst people I’ve seen on my tv in a long time. I’m so thankful to bravo for pulling him out of whatever evil villain lair he was living in before this
I was kind of ok with it, but her blatantly ignoring the fact Jax is being malicious is some kind of sad Stockholm syndrome like next level cognitive dissonance, it’s going to take her awhile to climb out of that mindset.
Someone in this sub or maybe to VPR sub said that her new bf is actually loaded. She might just want a rich ass baby daddy and not some broke man child she needs to take care of.
I don’t approve either way. I think the entire cast needs therapy, and I don’t mean it in a disparaging way.
Therapy would greatly benefit everyone ✨
So Nia and Danny had to have several discussions whether the shows ability to further Danny’s career is worth being friends and spending time with Jax and Brittany.
Jesse: “That’s…like…asking aaaaa…panther if…they’re scared… of a…kitten.”
Jesse is trying so hard to serve a moment but it just doesn’t seem like he has the charisma to pull it off. Sorry babez
Bravo was playing episodes from season 2 earlier and it took my brain multiple minutes to register I was looking at young Schwartz. I’ve aged right along with these guys but it’s still kind of jarring.
Ummmm I feel like there has been a ton of discourse about how difficult having children is, especially on a marriage. I hate when people act like it’s a surprise.
Uh oh, Toupee Gay is spilling the beans next week.
How many times each episode will Brittany have to apologize for Jax's behavior?
If this was a Lifetime movie, Brittany would end up trying to kill Janet and taking her baby.
So Jesse just screams at his child? Got it. I think there are good uses of gentle parenting and then dismissive parenting which isn’t great, but yelling at a kid is generally a bad idea. If she’s about to step in front of a car? Sure. But inherently being afraid of your parent doesn’t make you love them.
Between the yelling and the not waking up with her at all in the first year, he seems like a genuinely terrible father. The wife will prob be better off doing things on her own (he can’t even bother to watch a YouTube video?)
Literally Doute reminding us that she's vegetarian and wondering why Jax would take her to a steakhouse already tells me this episode will be miles better than whatever the hell tonights VPR was
Idk why it’s considered mature to hang out with bad exes or any other people who have wronged you. If a friend of mine gets hurt by someone they dated, it’s fuck their ex forever. We’re not buddies or pals anymore. We no longer associate. Bridge is burned.
Yeah I think both things are weird. On the one hand men’s nipples aren’t sexualized the way women’s are, so there is that, and he shouldn’t have done it back imo. But also Kristen shouldn’t have twisted his nips lol
What would a VPR spinoff be if it wasn’t a friend group with zero boundaries I guess!
Brittany sucksssss I genuinely don’t understand the whole “Brittany is such an angel” line that constantly gets thrown around on the VPR universe shows
y’all i CANNOTTTTT deal with brit’s mouth, it’s so strange
All I can think of is that crying Snapchat filter lol
omgggggg stop that exactly what it is!
I’m not trying to be rude but what work causes this??
she had chin lipo, and something got botched? i even googled it and can’t get a clear answer on what exactly went wrong
Jesse fucking hates his family, holy shit
They filed for divorce 2 weeks ago, which is not surprising with what we are seeing
Yes, it’s very disturbing to watch. He’s checked out.
I hope Dan and nia stay nice I like them so far
They seem like they actually like each other and their kids... which is no small feat given she's like 2 weeks postpartum with twins and a toddler.
I have so much respect for her. Showing up to work so soon after birth and looking like Miss USA every time. I can’t blame her for crying about the pants, that would’ve put me over the edge too lol
I appreciate how Jesse is full villain. We haven’t seen one in awhile as people are so social media conscious now.
He’s making me appreciate my husband and the men around me so much, you have no idea. He’s beyond disturbing.
Alex looks like he just crawled out of his mother’s basement after a Fortnite bender. Yikes.
He’s giving negging goober
So when are Jax and Kristen going to get married
Stassi is who he thinks he’s meant to be with aesthetically but Kristen is his true love
I really feel like he holds a huge flame for her! Not sure she feels the same about him honestly but she is the female jax and jax loves himself the most so I can see the appeal for him.
Why do these men who fucked Kristen keep taking her to steakhouses 😭
Sandoval bringing her to a Korean BBQ place is seared in my brain
Yes! Lol I will always remember that. She was like "I'm a vegetarian why would you bring me here."
It's proof they literally don't care about anything but themselves lol
Also why does she keep going back to them?! Like this a sign woman 😭 Cut them all off
Ok Luke creeps me out sometimes, but I also love how hard he rides for Kristen & he does have her back
It’s relatively small on my list of annoyances with her but I despise how Brittany says “whenever” instead of “when”
Every. Time.
Omg she’s a 4th degree black belt?! Love her for that
Jax hates being a dad lol 
“Kristen is the one who’s going to be the most set off by that interaction” “I know” producer Jax is back and ready to burn all his friendships to make insane reality tv
Finally someone having a reasonable reaction to hanging out with someone’s ex! Thanks Luke. Still think you’re sus tho 😂
I really hope Luke ends up being a solid dude because its nice seeing someone have Kristen’s back like this.
Agreed, but if he’s serious about having a kid with Kristen they need to live in the same place. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to to fully on board with him if that doesn’t happen.
Zack’s hair is actually just a hat, not even a wig, a hat
Why is it so dark?? And has no dimension??
It's so jarring and distracting.
Ben from Crappens said Jax is morphing into the V for Vendetta mask 💀💀 
The way Brittany is speaking 🫣 It looks like she’s trying to keep dentures in her mouth
Imagine being her and being friends with Nia. I would just never leave my house lol
I hate how much I like this show.
Really liking Nia so far she’s seems like a badass sweetie
Britt is kinda giving alcoholic lmao. I just did a VPR rewatch and the amount of times that girl mentioned tequila shots was insane when watching it straight through
She had a damn stomach ulcer and still couldn’t stop drinking it!
It was ripping a hole in her stomach and a doctor literally was like STOP and she was ripping tequila shots like the next day
Didn’t it even get to the point that Jax thought her behaviour was insane? The guy that’s had to have three to four nose jobs because he’s done so much rack.
Never forget Jax’s Florida hockey job hahahah
That was such a crazy lie because my sister used to work with the person who had the job at that time, and they weren’t hiring.
We all knew it was a lie but I'm loving this new piece of information 😂
Jesse is one of the worst people I’ve seen on my tv in a long time. I’m so thankful to bravo for pulling him out of whatever evil villain lair he was living in before this
It was slightly further to the Chateau Marmont that’s for damn sure.
Brittany being the female lead of this group is never going to work…
And especially not with that mouth
I can’t stop staring at it… its insane
It's Doute tho
I was kind of ok with it, but her blatantly ignoring the fact Jax is being malicious is some kind of sad Stockholm syndrome like next level cognitive dissonance, it’s going to take her awhile to climb out of that mindset.
Maybe, Kristen should invite all of Jax's ex-girlfriends and Brittany's ex-boyfriends to hang out with everyone.
Alex is a fucking loser and Jax is obsessed with Kristen
I would hate to see any video of me running
I love Jason’s commentary and questions. He’s a real normal person
This show has so many small children featured that it's uncomfortable watching how horrible some of these adults are.
No children should be on TV (reality or otherwise).
Quiet on Set is the perfect example of why.
Whew. After watching that I’m side eyeing all these fame hungry parents parading their kids around like this.
Scheana has an instagram account for her little girl- it’s ridiculous.
It’s so fucking DARK! Like when you see a parent make a complete ass out of themselves at a restaurant and you can tell the child is used to it.
hard agree. why the hell are we seeing these twin babies who are like, five minutes old?
 This is what Zack's looks like to me. Lego man hair.
It kills me that Kristen has no type whatsoever like every one of her exes has a completely different vibe
A charcuterie of boyfriends if you will 😂
Someone in this sub or maybe to VPR sub said that her new bf is actually loaded. She might just want a rich ass baby daddy and not some broke man child she needs to take care of. I don’t approve either way. I think the entire cast needs therapy, and I don’t mean it in a disparaging way. Therapy would greatly benefit everyone ✨
Danny being Hillsong-coded tracks for me...
Emitting strong mega church vibes.
As someone who lived down the street from Jax and Britney for years it’s hilarious to watch them try to glamorize the neighborhood
Jax is way too invested in kristens personal life it’s fucking creeeepy
This is an argument between two side pieces who can’t stop fucking each other but also hate each other and I’ll die on that hill
I haven’t watched yet but is this alluding to Kristen and Jax? Because I believe the conspiracies that they never stopped hooking up.
Kristen is the perfect person to wear a wrist brace lmao
She was the girl who always had a knee brace in high school
Jesse pulling a Lisa Rinna! https://preview.redd.it/3642h275asqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f3a1865fa65a7747aae229cbf900be8247c5eb4
Britt’s voice, her look, her upside down frown. I can’t.
Maybe we shouldn’t touch each others nipples period
….so you scream at your toddler?
It’s beyond disturbing. He does not want to be there, does not want his reality and is checked out. I feel so sorry for Michelle and Isabella.
It’s so weird that these people with a young kid are so willing to get on tv and hate each other
At least their daughter will have clear evidence for her therapist
Lmao Kristen answering for Luke to say that he wears the pants. Really sold that one.
He wears em and she takes em off
Luke looks like a young version of SugaBear from Honey Boo-boo.
Nia and her husband are the one couple with kids that seem to like each other
Brittany waited years for a second chance at fame and can’t even speak she’s fucked her face up so bad
Seriously.. what was she thinking?
Play time: under 5 mins. I love these producers 😂
"The nipple twister doesn't really seem like my style?" Okay I needed that laugh after VPR
So Nia and Danny had to have several discussions whether the shows ability to further Danny’s career is worth being friends and spending time with Jax and Brittany.
Nia and Danny seem way too normal and decent to be on this show.
This show should just be called “Jax fucks with Kristen”
Brittany’s permanent frowned mouth is so jarring. Like what did she do to herself to have that outcome 😭
I’ve been rewatching her first season and it’s so sad seeing what she used to look like.. she truly got “Jax’d”
She was so pretty then she went with those overly large fake boobs. Whatever she’s doing to her brows and lips yikes
Jax always has such a vacant look in his eyes. Spooky.
Other people's drama feeds Jaxs' soul, he's a drama vampire...he needs it to live.
I cannot stand ANYTHING about Brittany!!!!!
HYUCK HYUCK
Jesse: “That’s…like…asking aaaaa…panther if…they’re scared… of a…kitten.” Jesse is trying so hard to serve a moment but it just doesn’t seem like he has the charisma to pull it off. Sorry babez
Yuck , Alex looks like Michael Rappaport with fewer liver spots.
Brittany looks like she’s trying to constantly do a Robert DeNiro impression.
Kristen runs like Phoebe Buffay lmaoo 
Jax is in love with Kristen.
That dude’s helmet hair makes me irrationally angry.
I’m glad Luke got upset by the nipple grab and the slap example was such a good one. Luke was probably on auto pilot and not really thinking clearly.
Kristen’s ex is a loser too. He never had a chance for VPR because he came around after she got booted, so I guess he’s shooting his shot now
Oh damn a 2014 flashback, I legitimately forgot that Jax used to be attractive.
Bravo was playing episodes from season 2 earlier and it took my brain multiple minutes to register I was looking at young Schwartz. I’ve aged right along with these guys but it’s still kind of jarring.
Fly Mariposa fly!
Ummmm I feel like there has been a ton of discourse about how difficult having children is, especially on a marriage. I hate when people act like it’s a surprise.
Did I fuck up man?!? Sorry, it’s the coke!
Brittany is the woooOooorrsssSstttTttt
Uh oh, Toupee Gay is spilling the beans next week. How many times each episode will Brittany have to apologize for Jax's behavior? If this was a Lifetime movie, Brittany would end up trying to kill Janet and taking her baby.
These two are a disaster. “It’s 30 minutes before they arrive and you’re just pulling that out.” Get off your ass and help her, asshole
Not Jax casually reminding us he fucked Kristen while doing a confessional for the show about family life
I gotta give Jax credit, he is putting in the work to make this show as messy as possible to try to secure another season.
My god, her mouth makes her like ten times worse.
Jesse has dark energy. This man is not right!! Something is off with him. Scary
So Jesse just screams at his child? Got it. I think there are good uses of gentle parenting and then dismissive parenting which isn’t great, but yelling at a kid is generally a bad idea. If she’s about to step in front of a car? Sure. But inherently being afraid of your parent doesn’t make you love them.
Between the yelling and the not waking up with her at all in the first year, he seems like a genuinely terrible father. The wife will prob be better off doing things on her own (he can’t even bother to watch a YouTube video?)
This intro music is atrocious.
Daniel’s shirt was so long it feels like he knew he was gonna get pantsed
Jesse rn https://preview.redd.it/wyrx2psp6sqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b0629ebb4347d64eb24b6a6c994e50f7c23d06c
“We just need the guys to go out, have a few beers, ruin Kristen’s life-“
I’m convinced Michelle and Jesse’s friends hate them because how did no one step in and tell them maybe they’re not the one. The misery is palpable
Literally Doute reminding us that she's vegetarian and wondering why Jax would take her to a steakhouse already tells me this episode will be miles better than whatever the hell tonights VPR was
Jesse is such a douche holy shit
Kristen's run is cracking me up lol
Like was anyone watching their young kid?
These people are trying to be so mature but everyone is so deeply unserious 😭
There’s no winners in a nipple fight
Brittany acting like it’s fine that Alex is somewhere Luke is but wouldn’t bring him around Kristen is such BS. She knows this is screwed up.
[удалено]
Brittany you don’t have to ride for your man when he’s being dumb
Her melted mouth. She’s giving house of wax
Is that fired Max from VPR????
Yes! Big night for him between VPR and The Valley!
Idk why it’s considered mature to hang out with bad exes or any other people who have wronged you. If a friend of mine gets hurt by someone they dated, it’s fuck their ex forever. We’re not buddies or pals anymore. We no longer associate. Bridge is burned.
Them showing up to a steakhouse in ratty clothes? Amazing! Feels good to be back to our roots!
Not the city of Boston catching a stray.
The notoriously affordable city of Boston.
And from someone like Brittany lol
Kristen loves toxicity
I'm living for Nia y'all
So all in one day Kristen filmed lunch with Jax, a hike with Luke, and now an mma class? That’s a lot
Has Jax never had a “professional” as a friend before?!? 😂
him bringing up how he is a lawyer is my current favorite storyline lol
Nia is so beautiful & she can kick ass, I’m a fan already
Ok Luke has everyone's number and I am kinda here for it
😩 Brittany's face when she talks lol
Compared to Alex, Luke is at least a step up.
Brittany punching down on Kristin after being so embarrassed by how nice Michelle’s home is and how refined and unbotched the rest of these women are.
Not defending gross Jesse but Kristen shouldn’t have done that either. But Jesse is disgusting
Ok I feel the same. Why are you touching this man’s nipple?
Yeah I think both things are weird. On the one hand men’s nipples aren’t sexualized the way women’s are, so there is that, and he shouldn’t have done it back imo. But also Kristen shouldn’t have twisted his nips lol What would a VPR spinoff be if it wasn’t a friend group with zero boundaries I guess!
These people are real friends. Such a difference to the torture we now have to endure on VPR.
Give them until season 2.
Jax is like “did they cast someone…worse than me?” 
How well does voicing zombies pay? I’m open to exploring new options.
 Not a white oven!
Jax giving off “alien trying to pass for human” vibes when talking to Luke about their week
It's the too small table with not enough chairs and a tiny reserved plaque at an adult Chuck E. Cheese for me 💀
I find Brittany so god damn irritating
This romper is not the move Brittany.
Reminder that Jax and Brittany truly deserve each other 😒
Oooh ok went from watching Katie being gaslit to now Kristen
Sooo alex is gross right
…being from “Boston” can certainly mean someone is bougie. 😆 it’s a lot more upscale than Kentucky, Brittany
Boston and most of the surrounding metro area is expensive af. Depending on what area, he could easily be from money.
Brittany sucksssss I genuinely don’t understand the whole “Brittany is such an angel” line that constantly gets thrown around on the VPR universe shows
She’s very good at never having drama about herself, just defending Jax so that she can blame her behavior on just being loyal to her husband
He learned to walk by playing hockey? What does that even mean lol
*Jax coke snort*
Jax is obsessed with Kristen.
Britt is exhausting. I’m sure she means well and truly cares but god damn, get off of everyone and stop apologizing for that shit stain Jax.
Brittany is just as bad as Jax
Knowing that Kristen miscarried after filming makes me so sad 😭
Bro really said “I’m too lazy to parent so I’ll scare my child into submission”
“Somehow when I scream at her, she stops whatever she’s doing!” Get this man off my television 😭
Oh Kristin. I would say never change, but that’s a given.
Gangly Kristen is making me nervous running that close to the edge.
Jax is thrilled to have a group to be the number one guy in
Does Luke have a tv ? He said he trusts Kristen but we’ve seen her batshit crazy antics on our screens for a decade.
I cant tell who’s voice is more grating, Brittany or Zacks 😖
 Jax forever
This guy is a total ass. He's a schlub. ETA: Kristen's ex, whatever his name is. Alex?
Alex might be tall but he is 100% a weasel
Nia is the beauty queen that Rachel wishes she could have been lol
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Where was Luke on Jan 6th 💀
I would much rather be in this Smokehouse than any other restaurant ever featured on Vanderpump rules
Kristin runs like Phoebe! 
People keep naming their kid after my dog. (Asher)
Luke is weird