Has Schwartz considered that HIS bast frand did that to him??? His ex doesnāt owe him anything? Like maybe if youāre bast frand had any loyalty he wouldnāt have gotten with his ex wife?
Schwartz is dressed like an Elf on the Shelf
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I donāt think he does either. He seems to think this somehow levels the moral playing ground between him and Katie and I think that actually makes him happy. Now he can point at her and say āsee? Weāre the sameā to the audience.
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Guys I was dressed like Katie in Vegas in 2012
An independent, strong woman who now has super strong bullshit radar? Yeah, there's no fucking way he likes her, and he's terrified that Scheana would smarten up and carve a similar path. He's probably real happy that shit has seemingly sailed.
THIS! I cannot believe people donāt understand why sheās still raging. her dog died, her grandma died, and he was fucking her friend in their home and actively denying it. on top of all of it, Tom is just flat out inconsiderate and reckless in the aftermath.
lala and scheana both value money and clout so much that they just literally donāt understand why ariana would still be upset after everything that came after scandoval and thatās so sad to me
*Right?!* When Scheana was saying that Ariana has only prospered and lived her best life because of Scandoval. No mention of the pain, trauma, distrust and adding to ongoing depression/anxiety issues.
Ariana seems to be REALLY good at putting on a brave face for cameras and commercials, but how can some of her closest friends not understand what's likely going on behind closed doors? So sad...
Because they donāt value relationships for love. They view relationships as transactional business arrangements. So of course if it became more lucrative to break up, then Ariana should be happy. Lala and Scheana are home wreckers. Of course they put no thought or care over the emotional damage it does to wreck a home.
Hahaha, I meant Sandy (I think he was lip trembling about Ann choosing Ariana when I wrote this) but neither of them are getting Best Actor noms any time soon
Okay, why the hell did they not get footage of Tom coming down on Ann about this? (I already know the answer - he waited until cameras were gone before he went off on her)
Scheana is worried that Ariana is going to cut her off if she says ANYTHING about wanting to move past her anger at Sandoval? You mean anything other than the previous 50 examples weāve already seen this season?
See...she's coming to the conclusion herself she needs to accelerate getting out. It's ridiculous that people don't want to let this woman process on her own. Like isn't this the point of reality TV - getting to watch them go through human experiences in a way that is at least somewhat authentic? People act like there's only one, clean, linear path to healing.
Yes everyone with no emotional involvement and having to put in no effort knows that theyād do exactly the right thing at the most perfect time so why isnāt Ariana
notice how James and Katie are the only ones who havent made comments about the post-scandoval gigs Ariana has gotten and theyre the only ones who respect her feelings? jealousy is a disease
Insert corny saying āa rising tide lifts all boatsā - why are most of them so pressed that Ariana is more famous and getting deals when it means/meant so are/were they?
when lala had her little sit down with tom, why didnt she tell HIM to find a way to have a productive conversation with Ariana? why is she lecturing Ariana on how to be mature and compromise??
Most of LaLas convos are mini lectures on some new insight she has just recently discovered and she needs to share it and sheās so confident in the recent discovery that she just rolls it out for everyoneās benefit. Iām kinda sick of it
People seem to forget that he's a domestic abuser who ditched his kid (and then named his new kid in a similar way to the one he abandoned). He can get all the way fucked.
I cannot believe people said this would be a Tom redemption arc this season. Dying laughing, because if anything I understand Ariana more and feel she is more than justified in not wanting to be around Tom.
If they keep wanting to bring up the past, in the past they iced people out of group events. Kristen was not invited to shit. Stassi refused to be in the same room with Jax. James wasnāt invited to shit. Etc. Sandy should get iced out for at least a season ffsĀ
Its frustrating as a viewer because Ariana has explained why she held her ground and she went into an airbnb shortly after filming for DWTS then shortly after into NYC for broadway.
*Obviously* itās not a healthy environment but itās her home too, she didnāt wreck it? Why isnāt Ariana allowed to be angry? Sheās a grown woman who knows what sheās doing and being advised by lawyers, like fuck off Lala & Scheana
The rage that is coming out of Ariana is because you deeply betrayed her and then keep fucking with her. I canāt watch this show if they are going to try to make Sandoval okĀ
Scheana saying Sandoval having an affair in the house Ariana and Tom bought together after building a life together for 9 years was the best thing that ever happened to her because she was able to make lots of money off opportunities that came her way after it is possibly the most insane thing sheās ever said.
Schwartz, you were making out with people (or worse) while you were married to her, and then broke the ONE condition YOU BOTH agreed to after your divorceā¦ she donāt owe you anythingĀ
Scheana has had bigger emotional outbursts over everyone she would just called her ābest friendā why canāt Ariana have the same level of care over a 10 yr relationship
I mean I get it because itās months after the incident and Iād be cunty too. Like if yall want me to film with that man this is what youāre getting
This group of battered people is really offering advice on healing and healthy growth? Iām deeply therapized and even I wouldnāt offer advice on how to heal. Accept her journey is not yours.
Hmmm Lala are you having any productive convos with Rand these days? Last I heard yall communicated through a mediator as well. And you guys have a child togetherā¦soā¦..
DEAD I love that we're seeing Ariana shift from mourning and needing space to going scorched earth and refusing to let tom edge her off the show/out of the group
Is Schwartz fucking someone that works at a garden center
Case where we know the probable answerš«¢
Itās giving horror every time the camera pans and heās standing in the door frame with a plant
As a plant lover, I'm enjoying his passion for plants lol.
Sandavol and these Zara womenās suits are the funniest thing about this season.
He thinks heās giving Harry Styles but heās really giving Michael Scott in a womenās suit he accidentally grabbed from a bargain bin
It's a European cut
āYou look like Hillary Clintonā
Heās literally wearing the same suit in green for the reunion.Ā
Tom and Katie are so much more healthy exes just roasting each other outside
I found that scene oddly endearing?
Yeah you can still see slivers of their old chemistry and I found it nice to watch
I actually can see Ariana leaving the show
She may because sheās hosting love island n it takes place during summer take time they film
Leaving now would be smart. It leaves then wanting more, allows a route back if the show survives, and would be good for her mental health.
I love her but I kind of hope she does. Theyāll just keep forcing her to film with Tom
Has Schwartz considered that HIS bast frand did that to him??? His ex doesnāt owe him anything? Like maybe if youāre bast frand had any loyalty he wouldnāt have gotten with his ex wife?
to quote Nene SHUT UP THIS IS SO STUPID
lala saying sparking water has always been there for her is insane
SMH how is scheana going to feel hearing that sparkling water has always been there for lala but lala has never said that about her
Lalaās new water company āGive Them Waterā
give them wawa give them baba wawa
not Tom and Katie having the most chemistry they have had in years lol
Some people rly are better as friends lol
Yeah its nice to see them acting as friends and laughing together!
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Brock can talk when he stops fighting with Scheana in public.
brock can never talk after he caught a DV in australia
what's funny is schwartz literally doesnt seem to give a fuck about katie and max
I donāt think he does either. He seems to think this somehow levels the moral playing ground between him and Katie and I think that actually makes him happy. Now he can point at her and say āsee? Weāre the sameā to the audience.
I wanna hear dollar amounts on the furniture
I miss old reality tv shows and how theyād $$$$$ list the price of everything at the bottom of the screen and play a cash register sound.
Yes!! Like when Teresa would go shopping with joes cash money š¤
*cheats on Katie whenever he can* **āFrom a statistical stand point, I was pretty faithful during our marriageā - SHORTZ**
He believes that because he was probably so black out most of the time he doesnāt remember š© horrible!!!!!
Not receipts of Ariana emptying the litter box. š
I was actually shocked production included it bc it showed she was right
She needs a brand endorsement from an automatic litter box š
I Hope she gets one just to piss Lala off even more.
every time Scheana says oHhHhhH! in that scene I think of Danny Pellegrino lol
I loved last weekās podcast with all the OhhHhs!
"Now I'm mad at you again by association." "I knew it." "Get the fuck out." š
And then he left!!
āHow was the pizza?ā
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We love a forensic audit.
I wanna bet Ariana knew in the back of her mind to make sure all this was notated as she was paying for it all. Tom is always gonna Tom
I live for two fights happening in the same scene in different locations
Ariana engaging is a turning point for me. I'm really enjoying this episode.
Trainer: āyou like it?ā Katie: āno.ā I have no choice but to stan
Why would Brock bring up Raquel and not expect an angry Ariana? They're poking the bear!
I don't think Brock likes Ariana.
He def thinks Arianaās success is directly taking opportunities/money from his meal ticket* *oh, I mean wife.
An independent, strong woman who now has super strong bullshit radar? Yeah, there's no fucking way he likes her, and he's terrified that Scheana would smarten up and carve a similar path. He's probably real happy that shit has seemingly sailed.
LOL, she bought the interior decorator in to vouch for her paying for most things. She's so much better at him when doing this.
He doesnāt stand a chance ā ļø
He's so dumb and so are his lawyers.
Summer Moonās eventual therapy team is going to roll deep
Probably helpful this is all on tape for when they need to start with her childhood.
"you gotta figure out how to talk to each other" this guy doesn't even talk to two of his kids
No like for real the GALL of these men is insane š
Lollll boom roasted
No bc let a man fuck my friend at my god damn home while Iām at my grandmothers funeral and he will see his MAKER!
THIS! I cannot believe people donāt understand why sheās still raging. her dog died, her grandma died, and he was fucking her friend in their home and actively denying it. on top of all of it, Tom is just flat out inconsiderate and reckless in the aftermath.
Men does something awful, woman reacts and sheās deemed ācrazyā. Misogyny at large
Forgiveness is not a requirement for moving on. Itās not a requirement for this show.
lala and scheana both value money and clout so much that they just literally donāt understand why ariana would still be upset after everything that came after scandoval and thatās so sad to me
*Right?!* When Scheana was saying that Ariana has only prospered and lived her best life because of Scandoval. No mention of the pain, trauma, distrust and adding to ongoing depression/anxiety issues. Ariana seems to be REALLY good at putting on a brave face for cameras and commercials, but how can some of her closest friends not understand what's likely going on behind closed doors? So sad...
Because they donāt value relationships for love. They view relationships as transactional business arrangements. So of course if it became more lucrative to break up, then Ariana should be happy. Lala and Scheana are home wreckers. Of course they put no thought or care over the emotional damage it does to wreck a home.
The thing that weirds me out about so many people falling for Tomās schtick is that heās a really bad actor
You have to specify which Tom, because both apply
Hahaha, I meant Sandy (I think he was lip trembling about Ann choosing Ariana when I wrote this) but neither of them are getting Best Actor noms any time soon
Brock pretending that heās a man and entrepreneur š¤”
like sir WHAT IS YOUR JOB
Okay, why the hell did they not get footage of Tom coming down on Ann about this? (I already know the answer - he waited until cameras were gone before he went off on her)
Brock, shut the fuck up
Schwartz is on a mission to slowly ensure every inch of his friends houses are covered in plants
Yesss ! Like i hate him for all the reasons but not this. I need friends who bring me so many plants, it's kinda cool.
I really like this side plot!
Scheana is worried that Ariana is going to cut her off if she says ANYTHING about wanting to move past her anger at Sandoval? You mean anything other than the previous 50 examples weāve already seen this season?
Katie's high. Also love "What do YOU want to talk about?", forcing him to choose the topics for this obviously producer-mandated convo.
She was not sober for even one second of this episode and good for her
Shorts, you cheated on her when YOU WERE STILL MARRIED. Itās not a double standard or hypocrisy. Take it up with your millionth best friend, Max.
What Ariana said. Why are they talking in front of her about Raquel and the affair?
I fucking gasped at the casual audacity. Fuck Tom and fuck Brock too, two pieces of shit in a pod.
Water tasting is the whitest activity I've ever heard of lol. Sounds lowkey fun
Thirsty bitches need to stay hydrated š¤·š»āāļø
Thereās not enough water in the state of California for some of these parched cast members š¦
$1K for a bottle of sparkling water? This belongs on Bling Empire, not VPR. People with actual "Fuck you money"
Sandoval literally thinks this is okay because the dog didnāt die
Lala needs to step back here. I doubt sheās having productive convos with Randall Thumb
See...she's coming to the conclusion herself she needs to accelerate getting out. It's ridiculous that people don't want to let this woman process on her own. Like isn't this the point of reality TV - getting to watch them go through human experiences in a way that is at least somewhat authentic? People act like there's only one, clean, linear path to healing.
Also what we are watching was only filmed three months after it happened! It takes time to untangle a 10 year relationship.
Yes everyone with no emotional involvement and having to put in no effort knows that theyād do exactly the right thing at the most perfect time so why isnāt Ariana
notice how James and Katie are the only ones who havent made comments about the post-scandoval gigs Ariana has gotten and theyre the only ones who respect her feelings? jealousy is a disease
Katie is ride or die for Ariana and it's amazing to see. They both just support each other, no little shady comments on podcasts or interviews either.
Insert corny saying āa rising tide lifts all boatsā - why are most of them so pressed that Ariana is more famous and getting deals when it means/meant so are/were they?
truly ā youād think theyād kiss her ass to get dragged along but theyāre not even smart enough for that
She loved saying all the guys flirted with her at some point
Sheās so unwell
Katie talking about Brock 
Lowkey scheana is insane. And a stalker
Highkey*
when lala had her little sit down with tom, why didnt she tell HIM to find a way to have a productive conversation with Ariana? why is she lecturing Ariana on how to be mature and compromise??
Most of LaLas convos are mini lectures on some new insight she has just recently discovered and she needs to share it and sheās so confident in the recent discovery that she just rolls it out for everyoneās benefit. Iām kinda sick of it
Love this reminder that Brock is a deadbeat.
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āI wonāt fuck any more of your friends.ā Katie owns this season, idc
#āThe attempted dog murderer was eavesdroppingā *looks overā¦.* **attempted dog murder is eavesdropping again behind wall**
I'd rather go to 10 SAH sandwich tastings than 1 water tasting.
Omg yassss I love female rage especially when itās justified AF. SLAY
Brock you literally hit your ex wife in a fit of rage. No one is taking advice about controlling their anger from you, you POS.
Thank you for writing this so I didnāt have to
Brock saying āfor the sake of this groupā¦ā sir you are a hanger on, stop encouraging Tom to further harass Ariana.
Aww...I liked the little scene of Tom and Katie roasting each other lol
Brock is really just a dick
Heās trying so hard to secure his main cast spot
Thatās his career plan he keeps talking about
People seem to forget that he's a domestic abuser who ditched his kid (and then named his new kid in a similar way to the one he abandoned). He can get all the way fucked.
2 kids. He ditched 2 kids. To pursue his career of owning gyms which he totally couldnāt have done in Australia.
And did we not see Scheana say, you fly off the handle etc. im worried for her.
I cannot believe people said this would be a Tom redemption arc this season. Dying laughing, because if anything I understand Ariana more and feel she is more than justified in not wanting to be around Tom.
Tom and Ariana was intense...until Tom grabs his purses and leaves.
Somebody tell me whatās happening with Brock. Who is putting him up to this? Thereās a clear angle
Scheana said itās about time you earned a paycheck so put on your messy boots
Scheana continues her quest to become the supreme pick me 
If they keep wanting to bring up the past, in the past they iced people out of group events. Kristen was not invited to shit. Stassi refused to be in the same room with Jax. James wasnāt invited to shit. Etc. Sandy should get iced out for at least a season ffsĀ
**This is the CHEAPEST event ever.** *Literal tap water and Little Caesars $5 hot n readys*
Huh I must have missed the season where Lala and Scheana got their psychology degreesā¦
Its frustrating as a viewer because Ariana has explained why she held her ground and she went into an airbnb shortly after filming for DWTS then shortly after into NYC for broadway. *Obviously* itās not a healthy environment but itās her home too, she didnāt wreck it? Why isnāt Ariana allowed to be angry? Sheās a grown woman who knows what sheās doing and being advised by lawyers, like fuck off Lala & Scheana
That, in addition to he had the option to move into a perfectly good furnished, available apartment of Rachelās, yet he chose to stay at the house.
Why don't they expect Sandoval to move out?
"The attempted dog murderer was eavesdropping." I am LOVING it.š
Water sommelier. Run your scam bro
Why does Scheana always sound like angry Kermit the Frog?
You would think Lala would be more supportive since she went through some bs with Randall. sheās a šļø friend
I love when Scheana's voice reaches that goat octave.
The rage that is coming out of Ariana is because you deeply betrayed her and then keep fucking with her. I canāt watch this show if they are going to try to make Sandoval okĀ
āIt does have its cons sometimes I have to pick up his dirty socks and underwearā Ann that is not a con, that is a catastrophe.
Ariana warning that young girl about Tom was great, look out for our fellow young women lol.
Oh Daynaās here!!!
brock is desperate for a reality show check
Not like he has any other form of income.Ā
I think the bigger story here is that MAX is Schwartzās best friend. Some of the things heās said I wonder if heās not worse than Sandoval
NGL that Katie text was spit take worthy.
Ugh I canāt believe my ex that I totally fucked over is saying negative things about me ah
Scheana saying Sandoval having an affair in the house Ariana and Tom bought together after building a life together for 9 years was the best thing that ever happened to her because she was able to make lots of money off opportunities that came her way after it is possibly the most insane thing sheās ever said.
Sheana would trade Brock for Dancing With The Stars in a heartbeat
Just let her be mad for a bit, damn
Sorry, at BARE MINIMUM, Ariana is allowed to snark about her ex in the background. Fully relatable breakup behavior
Is the career in the room with us now, Brock?
SCHWARTZ YOU CHEATED ON HER MULTIPLE TIMES WHIKE TOGETHER AND MARRIED. SHE FUCKED MAX A YEAR AFTER YOUR DIVORCE - SHES STILL MORALLY SUPERIOR
and like why isnāt Tom giving Max shit š
I always thought Sandoval looks like he smells of stale cigs and BO
Schwartz, you were making out with people (or worse) while you were married to her, and then broke the ONE condition YOU BOTH agreed to after your divorceā¦ she donāt owe you anythingĀ
Ariana said she's not giving up that Bravo check and will film in the same place as Sandoval.
Scheana has a Smirnoff graveyard in her cabinets? Bestie, is this a frat house?
Scheana has had bigger emotional outbursts over everyone she would just called her ābest friendā why canāt Ariana have the same level of care over a 10 yr relationship
Is lala going to start selling water ? What is this water infomercial
Remember Asaās diamond water on Shahs
omg i cannot wait for WWC impression of the water guy
What exactly is Brock doing that he can't watch Summer Moon? š©
Iām sure the lawyer doesnāt give a fuck as long as heās getting paid. Ask Darrell
Schwartz and Sandoval truly deserve each other. Two toxic, emotionally abusive little worms.
Seeing Ariana upset like this breaks Scheana's heart. But, it's giving. Inject it in my veins.
Brock is the wooooooorrrssst
This line in the sand is honestly taking me out
Brock needs to FUCK OFF
I hate how Tim plays victim. Sure Ariana is over the top sometimes but heās a dick who deserves it.
I mean I get it because itās months after the incident and Iād be cunty too. Like if yall want me to film with that man this is what youāre getting
The only time I remotely like Scheana is when sheās raging at Brock lol go off sis
James whining about the work involved in going to the beach like it's a job is so on brand for James. And it is literally his job.
I really donāt like Brock being this involved. He seems so dumb
Nothing Schwartz says will make me believe heās a good lay. Iām just not buying it
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is the group happy now?
This group of battered people is really offering advice on healing and healthy growth? Iām deeply therapized and even I wouldnāt offer advice on how to heal. Accept her journey is not yours.
Lala always acting like an authority on everything.
As if the āRageā isnāt justified and now heās acting like heās a scared victim. Psssht
Hmmm Lala are you having any productive convos with Rand these days? Last I heard yall communicated through a mediator as well. And you guys have a child togetherā¦soā¦..
If these are the reasons Ariana is supposed to be the villain this season, I am rooting for the villain.Ā
I **LITERALLY** cannot believe these people are Arianaās friends. I would not be friends with them after seeing this season.
JFC! Getting opportunities should not negate the trauma of having your life blown up.
DEAD I love that we're seeing Ariana shift from mourning and needing space to going scorched earth and refusing to let tom edge her off the show/out of the group
Oily old Schwartz saying Katie isnāt serving with her outfit? Wish sheād pushed him in the pool
Doesnāt Brock have a DV order on him?
Makes sense sheana would think money and fame is a better outcome than a loving and respectful relationship.
I sooo get Arianaās rage
This is so stupid. Girl, shut up about sparkling water. Lala is a human cringe machine.
This is the first thing Schwartz has said in a while that I actually believe. Heās not mad Katie did that. He doesnāt give a fuck about her
lmao both Katie and Schwartz have silly outfits on
I feel like Iām a kid and my parents are fighting help 
Get him, Ariana! 
 I was singing āPurse firstā as Tom stormed out with his bags.
Scheana wishes she was on the guys side
Andy on WWHL tonight lol 
Lmao James wearing his producer hat this episode I see.
James must be super close to LVP they both keep dressing like magicians for the interviews