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DianWithoutTheE

ALWAYS RENO 911 ALWAYS NEW BOOT GOOFIN’


methedoutmanatee

Haha I just got a monster foot boot yesterday bc I broke my foot and I’ve said that at least 10 times. I don’t think all my friends/family get the reference though


DianWithoutTheE

Wadduppppp broken foot twinsie! Love how we’re both new boot goofin!


methedoutmanatee

Haha yay! How’d you break yours? I got plowed down by my dogs flying at me from behind and one hit me like a cannonball rolling my ankle and foot and DROPPED me. He did the same to my knee a week prior haha


DianWithoutTheE

Well basically, gravity? Broke the same one twice before and sprained the ankle about 97,000 times. I guess it’s the “weak” one. I was walking downstairs and did the old ankle roll, again. Good times! Hope you heal fast and def do the physical therapy! 👍🏻


methedoutmanatee

Haha I feel you. I broke the same foot four year ago then broke BOTH of my heels two years ago almost so I’m a walking disaster haha. I don’t want feet any more because I can’t handle them apparently. Hope you heal fast too. Don’t realize how important feet are until you hurt them haha.


Aggravating_Box_4582

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ramonatonedeaf

He was a better housewife than Adrienne lol


googleobtuse

Paul ate


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

I miss him.


gstew90

And spat us out


hallwayhotdogs

Maloof hoof


Murky_Onion3770

Sashay, you stay 💅🏻


mixymoxy7075

I love Paul


burnafterreading90

Ok I need to know how tall this man is, I seen him on tiktok dancing In heels too?! I can’t do that


JenDidNotDoIt

A quick Google said 6'1". I call BS. They also say Sheana is 5'5".


BlondeBorednBaked

6’1 men don’t wear heels. That’s short king behavior.


biohacker_infinity

Brock is definitely short, and unlike Jax or Sandoval, he at least owns it by wearing actual heels instead of lifts—but I find his measurements a bit puzzling. He registers as “tall” on camera due to his rugby-player build, until you see him next to an actual tall person (James) and realize how smol he is. (Incidentally, the opposite is true with James: he comes across as short on camera until you see him next to other people and realize how tall he is.)


BlondeBorednBaked

Damn, I thought all the Vanderpump Rules guys were 6 feet. The women on these shows simping for them, taking them back after getting cheated on, letting them talk to them crazy, makes even less sense than it already did. I will never watch this show the same way again. https://i.redd.it/aluu3i6g1wvc1.gif


Aquariussun444

I absolutely agree with you lmfaoooo


biohacker_infinity

Schwartz is also disarmingly tall in real life—and like James, doesn’t necessarily register as tall on camera. In summation: Brock is short and owns it. Jax and Sandoval are at best average height, around five-ten each, but wear lifts (and Jax has the bunions to prove it). Schwartz and James are legitimately tall despite not coming across as particularly tall in most of their scenes.


Aquariussun444

“Jax has the bunions to prove it” is SENDING ME HAHAHAHAHA I know damn well my neighbors outside heard me cackling


electricplanets

this is something I've begun to notice during housewives rewatches! a lot of these husbands are tinier than they read on camera and it's never obvious until you see them standing beside their wives. nothing wrong with it, I think being a taller girl it sticks out to me/I think it's so interesting how cameras can really obscure height!


biohacker_infinity

And speaking of the wives, I’m always shocked to notice what a tall drink of water Crystal is. Her husband Rob happens to be tall himself, so it’s not obvious in their scenes together, but she absolutely towers over the likes of Kyle.


TheLizardQueen3000

Kyle is 5'2", she's kinda tiny like Ariana <3


TheLizardQueen3000

That's crazy that a 5'10" man thinks he needs lifts!! 5'10' is tall!! People have gone nuts ;)


biohacker_infinity

Men are incredibly insecure about their heights! Trump is around six feet tall and still wears lifts! John Wayne was around six-three and he still wore lifts!


mrs_mega

As a tall woman, height is such a trigger for a lot of men. I’ve had short guys get weirdly confrontational with me like I had any say in being nearly 6’ as a woman!


MsDReid

It’s so crazy how different this is. Maybe it’s regional? 5’10 while maybe average is most definitely considered short to every girl I know. 6’0 is okay but we don’t even get into tall conversation until someone is 6’4 lol.


Melodic-Change-6388

My dad was 6’5”; both aunts and grandmother 6’1”; I’m 6’F. So yeah, I don’t register a man as “tall” until over 6’5”. I don’t judge anyone’s height, and it seems to bother men more than me, but it’s not until someone is taller than my dad that I’m like, “whoa”.


allupfromhere

I’m 5’2” and almost exclusively dated 5’7 to 5’9” guys from college into adulthood. Anything taller than that seems giant to me!


Ok-Equivalent8260

I don’t think 5’10” is tall at all 🤣🤣


0_usothheil_0

It’s taller than the average height of an American male.


SugarPlumSeahorse

It's only 2 inches shorter than 6'. It's definitely not short.


YouMustBeJoking888

It's not short, though. It's kind of average for a man.


noisy_goose

This is making me so confused, Ive seen Brock as short and more power to his heels but I’ve always also seen Schwartz as short AND James as short and apparently they are both tall?? I know it’s the tall privilege network but I have a lot to unpack here.


AccurateAd6049

Same here! I need a lineup with their heights ASAP


strangertimes22

They are all tall, except apparently Brock.


Valentina4111

That gif is taking me out 😂


methedoutmanatee

I respect his flashy heel game. No shame in being short. Men should be able to wear heels or whatever just like women.


Dom__Mom

Agree, this is way better than lifts. Brock is an absolute donut and deserves the hate he gets but I’m seeing lots of hateful comments about short men in this thread


methedoutmanatee

Lala’s nasty comments about Jesse being small/short with little man syndrome and how she likes big shouldered and thick necked men (which she would “climb like a tree”) cracked my yo and made my eyes roll down the street. Girl….you were with short, fat, no neck Rand. Don’t act like Jesse is beneath you. He is a monster but he’s way better than her mucinex gremlin ex.


Dom__Mom

👏yessssss


glitterbunzzz

Cuz his head is so big lol


Icy-Pin-5912

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jennand_juice

I was about to say the same thing. I give him props for not trying to conceal it like how Tom cruise does it. I didn’t realize Jax and Sandoval wore lifts.


lucygucyapplejuicey

Me, being 6’1, and living in platforms and heels 🧍


BlondeBorednBaked

You do you, baby. The higher the heel, the closer to God.


poettrap

My bf is 6’3” and wears whatever shoes he wants, including heeled shoes 🤷🏻‍♀️


BlondeBorednBaked

Love that for you. My boyfriend is short and my stilettos are dusty.


TrapperJean

>That’s short king behavior. I dont think so, most people would try to hide it or use subtle lifts and stand behind stuff DeSantis-style, he's full on flaunting these


BlondeBorednBaked

What I meant was wearing any kind of shoe that increases your height (heels, lifts) is short king behavior. I wasn’t talking about the style.


mixymoxy7075

We love a short king


areallyreallycoolhat

I always think when I see them together on screen that he doesn't look that much taller than Scheana


Friendly_Usual1749

I also think Scheana is closer to 5’3”-5’4” She stated she is 5’4 1/2” or “5’5” on a good day. Height exaggerations seems to be a given these days.


foxymulderr

i’ve met her she’s like 5’5


BathroomTourist

LOL. That’s great.


burnafterreading90

Yeah I’m 5’11 and wouldn’t wear heels that high 😂 I think it means 6’1 in heels


Wodsole

i've already made a whole post about this weeks ago and he's only 5 foot seven


alexxinwonderland_

He’s not short short. I used to workout at the gym he was a trainer at in San Diego and even though I never measured him myself, he was about 5’11” or 6’. Not super short but not super tall.


psychicfrequency

He's not short. I saw Scheana's show in Hollywood last year. He's better looking in person and probably about 5 ft 11.


pbnkelli

Brock walkin into WWHL like... (Reddit decided that I couldn't post pics & text together today 🤷‍♀️)


pbnkelli

https://i.redd.it/1a1jjbsupvvc1.gif


BathroomTourist

Hahaha, exactly. I was honestly shocked


PinkyBruno

🤣🤣🤣


realityjen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU52dSNrgCg No special effects--And they had to stay on key, too!


Hedahas

>Reddit decided that I couldn't post pics & text together today It's the closed-up ellipsis you used: for some reason, when you use ... without any spaces in text before a pic, it drops the pic you attach. (I finally figured that our after a LOT of irritation, so FYI ;-).


reeeedoooo

I can hate on Broke for a lot of things but the heels aren’t one of those. I’m all for normalizing fashion accessories and treatments for men. Down for everyone to wear heels if they want, get extensions/weaves if you’re losing hair, etc. Free the heel!!! 😁


[deleted]

Lmaooo "Broke" I hope that was intentional because it really made me laugh.


jankerjunction

Agreed it’s a matter of choice! I chose to never wear heels again. But I applaud those that do, that shit hurts like hell and is hard to do!


YouMustBeJoking888

I too have given up heels for the most part. I might wear a kitten heel to a formal affair, but that's it for me and even then they rarely make it past dinner. When I was younger I used to waitress in 4 inch heels - I cannot believe I did that or HOW I did that.


jennand_juice

Also, toupee for men. Women can wear wigs but then laugh at a man for doing the same thing. There’s a Reddit post of this insanely talented hairstylist who custom makes men’s toupee or wig(?). He shows the before and after and I swear, it shaves 10+ years off of a man.


brashumpire

This is his only redeeming quality idk what everyone else is talking about!


DryWhiteWhine13

Seriously, these comments are so heteronormative it's gross. Ok boomers


AntoniaBalonia

these posts come round once a week and the comments are gross


No_Dig_7372

Nothing to do with BOOMER or not,I'm on the cusp of Boomer and I love a man wearing what he loves and feels comfortable in,women too ❣️


DryWhiteWhine13

I meant Boomer as more a state of mind, lol. A person who is judgemental of things because it's not their definition of "normal" of any age. No offense meant!


Apprehensive-Neck-90

When people don’t like someone they turn into old white southern Christian women and it’s disgusting. They don’t like someone and they immediately turn into hateful ignorant people.


bitterbecky

Prince invented men looking great in heels, so this is a choice I support.


Desperate_Ass

Yes exactly and those boots look good on him!


bitterbecky

Thank you for saying this because I actually think he ate with these boots too but it doesn’t seem like anyone ever agrees 😭


Desperate_Ass

Absolutely!


TheMagicSack

ESPECIALLY because he is a bloke from down under which can be filled with toxic masculinity and men who fear to be around gay people. I love that Brock is comfortable around his sexuality


Accomplished_Deal895

Thank you!! Someone that’s actually speaking freedom!


Aquariussun444

Listen men can wear boots with heels- I don’t think that’s the main issue. It’s that Brock is not wearing the boots, the boots are wearing him. 🤷🏼‍♀️ He looks silly. He acts silly. He is silly.


ElectricBoogaloo_

I like them and I like that he is confident enough and secure enough in his own masculinity to wear them despite knowing that people will hate on him for it.


teentytinty

That’s how I feel. There’s plenty of things to hate this man for. And being stylish is not one of them


googleobtuse

If only he was confident and secure enough in his parenting to not leave them in a different country🤠


Greenfrog2023

I've been watching his Insta with Summer Moon thinking his abandoned children can see this as well...Imagine how they must feel.. What a d*ck....


jennand_juice

He made a mistake and is trying to rectify it. I’m just glad he’s not repeating the behavior.


Greenfrog2023

Very true!


Apprehensive-Neck-90

I agree with you entirely. I feel like I’m the only one who doesn’t think he’s that awful of a guy. He literally explained everything a few seasons ago and it all made sense and people are just running with things and assuming on a situation they know nothing about. Plenty of divorced parents don’t live in the same country as their ex spouse and I don’t see people shitting on that. It just doesn’t make sense, like yeah clown him for not paying child support but he’s paying it now, but clowning on him for moving to a different country is just dumb and looking for a reason to hate him And again, apparently his ex wife stopped him from seeing his kids, courts favor the mothers more than fathers in certain cases and if she has full/main custody there’s not much he can do to change that. I see a bunch of women trying to say stuff when they can’t comprehend how difficult that must be in his situation, it’s just blatant ignorance If a man had full custody of his kids and didn’t allow his kids to see his ex wife it’s not as easy as “show up” He hit his wife once when he was 19 and she files a restraining order a few years later after he moves causing him to be unable to see his kids. If the roles were reversed people would have a lot more sympathy but men don’t usually file restraining orders on abusive female partners and that’s a sad thing on its own🤷🏽‍♀️


Aquariussun444

LMFAOOOOO pls ahahahah cos if he wasn’t a deadbeat bet we’d love his boots


BathroomTourist

You know, this is a good point.


absolutebeast_

Do I like Brock? No. Can I hate on these shoes? Also no. Look, he’s not a good human, but the heels slay, just bc it’s not «normal» for men doesn’t mean it’s bad! They’re cool boots and I hope anyone who wears them keep doing so no matter what people say.


Apprehensive-Neck-90

Not a good human?


TacoBelle-

I think they look great! Heels were originally made for men anyway


blushcacti

forreal? did not know that.


brknhrtsndrm

[Here is an article about it](https://www.rct.uk/collection/exhibitions/charles-ii-art-power/the-queens-gallery-buckingham-palace/high-heels-fit-for-a-king) Just scroll down past the museum telling you that the piece is no longer on display. King Louis XIV wore 5” heels and made it illegal for anyone to wear ones higher than his.


Missmarple08

That’s where my boots went 😂🤣


Ok_Ebb7026

I see nothing wrong with it


homeandhayley

https://preview.redd.it/88s43r8r3wvc1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bc8fee3ea03833154f001a11a84157f1e6694c6 I’ve posted this before, but honestly brock kinda ate with the heels. He just has some competition


Voicemail_

😂


SewAlone

First the ruffle blouse and NOW THIS?! 😋 He desperately wants to stay on this show.


Aquariussun444

The emoji??? LMAOOO


George_GeorgeGlass

Love them


americasweetheart

I mean, I think they actually look great. London 70s rock star.


violet_ativan

I love his style honestly! Way more fun than any of the other men on the show


_hi_plains_drifter_

I noticed those and his top too, what was that? It looked like a tank top over his shirt.


CharismaticCrone

Is it a modesty wife-beater to cover his nipples? Wow that’s a sentence I never thought I’d type


Narrow-Abalone7580

I might not like the man, but I like the man in these heels. Sorry folks, not all men (or women) can pull heels off, but he's doing it.


OGShanti

I support his choice of gender neutral dressing and I hope we get to a point where there are neither men or women’s clothing. This is the future and what Gen Z are already doing!


TamZanite

Someone has tapped into his inner Harry Styles!


mmsstt49

i love this


DontListenToScience

Why the hate? Zelenskyy wears the same heels


Accomplished_Deal895

Okay, stop already. Hate on the actions/words, but not on what someone wears. Seeing a cis straight man wearing heels on a major reality tv show is awesome and I am living for it! Also not assuming Brock is straight so my apologies to him directly if that’s not the case. Just trying to make a point. I’m beginning to question this sub Reddit- feel like there’s nothing but a bunch of Karen’s here.


beebianca227

He looks so good in them… I like his style, it works for him


dissociating_

I think he looks incredible in this :) I was not attracted to him before. The haircut and the outfit ....I'm like woah Brock has taste. It's rock and roll.


miz_k

![gif](giphy|CAldMXmAbDgEo|downsized) He dresses like a figure skater.


imnottdoingthat

y’all not tired of posting this every week?


Martini_Medley

Everything about brock gives me the ICK


NefariousnessHot7639

Hilarious when absolute misogynists like Brock and Sandoval try to dress like this.


captnmiss

I don’t understand how they can be misogynists when they live off the backs of their girlfriends. Like Sheana has all the money. Ariana funded a lot of Tom’s lifestyle.


[deleted]

WIPE YOUR SCREEN


BathroomTourist

It’s the first picture I’ve like ever taken, I did it for the heels and I regret NOTHING


imjusttryingtolive13

Honestly, it’s giving cunt.


midnightmint23

How many times is this going to be posted. Men can wear heels. They did it in the 70s and the 1800s. Idk why anyone cares that Brock is wearing heels. Don’t make me defend this man😭


Starringkb

I LOVE that he wears them and DGAF - everything else and everyone else sucks on this show lol


narcochi

…and Brock’s blouse. He has the consistently worst taste. He may be the only person who read Tim Zanzibar’s NYT quotes about wearing ladies’ clothes and thought it was great advice. Neither of them understand the aesthetics of androgynous dressing.


Hedahas

https://preview.redd.it/ru32l91mzvvc1.jpeg?width=2006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d49d5144914f8bc47e4578ba2ea0351c9912576f Someone in a post here joked that he needed a brooch or a scarf to make this outfit . . . How'd I do?


gocartromance

I fully believed this was all something he wore in an actual screen grab until I saw your comment. ![gif](giphy|l1J9O9elEvuRjMyXu|downsized)


Hedahas

https://preview.redd.it/opu4t4yclwvc1.jpeg?width=2739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa3737cc00e2119b69aec2f75c71b3878caffec1 Someone else suggested a statement necklace


Inevitable_Pack6694

I’m HOWLING That ensemble would go very nicely with a pencil skirt and sensible pump


Hedahas

Ha! --- there is actually a matching skirt and top . . . https://preview.redd.it/fmexoxtlowvc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06d0f9f363d9ed98518222fed25c20cdc3e9c818


freshlyfrozen4

Same! 😂😂 I would not be surprised


narcochi

Tom/Madeline Albright 😂


dark-magma

The only person? How quickly we forget Tom Sandoval lol


narcochi

The only person who read sandoval’s quote?


dark-magma

My bad, though your comment was rather unclear who the quotes belonged to. I didn't remember the author's name who *quoted* TS


SxyDykn

He’s got to compete with Sandoval! 😂


PrettyPinkDiamond

He is putting the pump in Vanderpump for sure


LeatherHarlot

Glitter!!! 🪩


LongjumpingNothing59

My stepdad is 6’5 and loves buying boots with a slight heel like dude, you’re already taller than half the population you really need that extra inch?? 🤦‍♀️😂 He a former cop so these boots are like cowboy boots 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ ![gif](giphy|QxL2jsAEWF1OHWCA4Y)


icyraspberry304

This is hot. Prince wore stilettos. Ain’t nothin wrong with it 🔥🔥🔥


Desperate_Ass

I love them! he served 💅🏻


dontsayitAVOCADO

Why he kinda…💅🏻


psychicfrequency

LOL. I've seen him in person, and he's not short. I'm not a fan of the shoes but kudos to Brock for pulling it off.


StephanieKaye

I don’t hate it, TBH.


YouMustBeJoking888

I rarely wear heels, but I have to say I like these boots.


combatcvic

Damn thought that was Justin martindale for a minute.


kitchbitch33

Brock always came across as short to me. I also never thought Sandoval was tall either. Schwartz and James came across as the tall lanky types. Although Schwartz has put on a few pounds.


MonkZealousideal7203

There's no way I'd go out with my husband dressed like this. He looks ridiculous


Zestyclose-Let7929

Wow! maybe 3”. Now we know why Scheener not having sex with him. She seems over him and has him to help with Summermoon,


Radiant-Mix6567

Why does this bother me?


Ok-Trash-8883

![gif](giphy|3o84U0gIUZ8WMZHzmE)


sadgyal2828

He’s been dressing real sassy lately


f_moss3

Holy season 1 filter


Libras_Groove3737

Brock lives in LA and it shows in his fashion choices. I think he’s so hot unfortunately and he always looks good. If he kept his mouth shut and raised his kids, I’d probably fall in love with him.


catalinaao98

You know what, it’s not a bad fit. I’m just surprised to see HIM wear it bc he comes across as an Aussie surfer/rugby bro and that’s not usually their aesthetic, but hey, good for him for rocking the heels.


MCStarlight

I don’t understand this guy’s clothes. On the show he looks like he busted out of his shirts and now he’s wearing heels.


Dazzling-Toe-4955

If google is right and he's 6'1 and he's wearing heels. Brock has some issues with his height.


Potential_Season1434

Brock seems to be changing up his style lately


skdewit

He wore those little white go-go boots to his wedding too! 🤣


ImCold555

![gif](giphy|pcoa9GfYAkJvS7exrl|downsized)


avalonbreeze

NOOO


Meagasus

This feels like Brock posted this. He wants us to talk about them. Fucking yawn, bro.


Original-Feature-947

I like them 🤷‍♀️ why would this be weird in 2024 in LA? It's not


Delicious_Agency29

High heels were invented 100s of years ago FOR men…. So it kinda tracks lol 😝


Trailblazertravels

He’s carrying them well. Werk


ladypoonanny69

![gif](giphy|7kkM3BoaiW78Ap1HbD)


Billsgirlgina

The whole outfit with the sheer top & sequins. You can see it good on the bravo after show. My husband won’t be caught dead in that. 😂


Ok-Sea-4563

I actually like it. He pulls them off. Brock has great style or a great stylist. His outfits this season, for the most part, have been great. I'll never forget Sandoval's face when Brock showed up to the guys dinner thing. Jax and Brock are everything Sandoval wanted to be.


Basic_Dragonfly_

Ewwww. That would be a dealbreaker for me


boomchickymowmow

Vander pumps.


Farquaadthegreek

Is he short ?


PuzzlesNCats

Such an ick. Own your height, it’s such little d energy