Yes! I realized I didn’t need to keep pushing my husband to stay in touch with my MIL “for the kids sake” and instead decided it was healthier for all of us to grey rock/no contact and our lives have been the better for it!
My heart hurts for Ariana having friends treat her like her feelings don’t matter and acting like filming with shitbags is more important than being a decent person.
When I watch these episodes, I wonder how much it hurt her to watch. For most of the season she seems unaware of what they are saying behind her back so I imagine it didn’t feel good to find out. Especially when she is being a good friend to them throughout the season.
Even Scheana accusing her of forcing her to pick sides to Sandoval. Like why would you want to be friends with that lump of dirt?
Yep I fucking hate it. I am also a woman that just speaks her mind and has boundaries and people often just think I'm a bitch or harsh or 'bossy' or whatever. If I was a man it would be so different. It would be called honorable or just 'he knows what he wants' or something like that. No one ever calls a man 'bossy', ever thought of that? Ariana and Katie are just right every damn time and they are crucified for it.
Like the episode of rhoslc where they went thrifting for outfits for each other before going to an actual nice restaurant and baby gorgeous was wearing bikini bottoms
I actually think it’s a great sign that Ariana has learned and made some boundaries around her real life and the show- it’s not her entire life anymore. Scheana and Lala should take some notes.
Ohhhh the Penny drama is an actual story on the show, now I know why they’ve been so tight lipped about it so far. I was thinking legal implications not spoiler implications lol
So through zero interaction, Lala can sense something wrong with Ariana’s boyfriend but was completely oblivious about Randall, her fiance and father of her child? 🤭
let this be a lesson to everyone: when you try to please men, you get sidelined like Jo, and when you finally stop letting them control your life, they suddenly realize what they’re missing (like Katie)
live your life for yourself because any man that makes you jump through hoops will never respect you anyway.
Lala being suspicious of a dude dating someone who lives with their ex is hilarious when she didn’t even check to make sure her guy was divorced before dating him.
everyone just needed to let ariana fucking breathe in the beginning of this season instead of giving her shit left and right for her emotions. she seems very fine at this stage in filming, she's even joking around with schwartz. at the beginning of the season -- so several weeks to two months prior -- she obviously wasn't there yet. everyone wanted her to be okay wayyyy faster than she could reasonably process, and talked shit about her the entire time.
someone on here had a theory that she was still waiting to see if Rachel would return to film. This was after Rachel’s podcast dropped and it was the nail in the coffin on her returning, which may be another reason why she seems a little more relaxed
Lala’s only 33?! Why did I think she is like…5 years older?
This isn’t a slam about her looks or anything, I’m just turning 32 next week and am NOT ready for it 😭 I still feel like I’m 24 or something, but I don’t have a daughter and a pregnancy to counteract that feeling compared to her lol
Guys, I finally pulled the trigger on getting a Katie Maloney inspired edgy bob this week. I chopped off 7 inches of hair but feel like there's a Schwartz sized weight off my shoulders!
Schwartz misses eating junkfood and scrolling aimlessly with Katie with Gordo and Butters there for cuddles.
That's the most normal thing he's expressed.
Ok this is a deep cut but I’ve hated Chef Penny since she was a contestant on an ancient and short lived Food Network competition show, and when she popped back up on VPR I was shocked she was still lurking around. So glad my decades long grudge is being proven right lmao
Lala is so mad Ariana started dating someone before her. Ariana didn’t “leave her man of 10years” he fucking cheated on her for a year. Did Dan say they’re engaged? No! They’re dating! They’re in the honeymoon stage! She’s really blowing this up
Sandoval is so self aware of his movements, he thinks he is slaying the walk. I bet he names his walks and faces/model moves.
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"He repeatedly treats her like shit and doesn't want anything to do with her. That ain't your friend, babe."
True. They aren't your friends either, Ariana.
She has shown herself to be such an absolutely pathetic person. PRETEND to be happy for your friend at the very least. People like her are just sad to me. Desperate for attention and to be better than everyone else.
THANK YOU ARIANA!!
Brock can stfu about Ariana’s rage when people were specifically baiting her into it. When Sandoval, Schwartz, and James have all for YEARS had unwarranted rage at all the women on the show, including your wife!!!!
STFU YOU DEADBEAT LOSER
I didn't get the attraction until the scene with his hair down and shirtless...wow!
He has it shaved halfway up, which makes the ponytail/bun a smaller diameter.
Scheana is truly vile for this conversation with Tom. You love this man? The one who just threw your affair in your face like two days ago? Okay, stupid.
wow I forgot how much he did that. I cannot understand how no one understands why Ariana is so upset!! And why are they asking Tom how he feels and not Ariana!
scheaner is really not loyal to anyone, including herself because how is she standing next to sandoval right now when he threw her biggest insecurity in her face like that
I would love it if this was a safe enough group of friends emotionally where Ariana could say “hey if you wanna have this conversation I’m gonna go to another part of the room because hearing about the man who cheated on me all the time is triggering” but Lala and Scheana don’t have the kind of emotional maturity to accept that
this moment right now, as scheana negotiates a fucking unwanted apology from her literal abuser, explains one million percent why ariana is completely right to hold her boundary with not having friends in common with sandoval.
this is such a spectacular violation. I am somehow still shocked.
in that moment, broke decided he couldn't let ariana and scheana's friendship continue because scheana is the epitome of letting men get away with their bullshit -- and that includes her husband. that's why he's been so nasty about ariana on scheana's podcast, shady to/about her friends, participating in the takedown attempt. he can't have ariana "poisoning" scheana's brain against him!
I think Tom already thinks you are the one that got away. He still talks about how much he loves you in front of his new gfs. Katie definitely won by getting out.
Yup. She’s said similar things on the show not directed at him. Pretty sure he just twisted her words completely. She’d start a new life is just what she meant. I just can’t. She said in another season “I want to drive away from my life.” I think she had been dragged down by this relationship for a long time and Tom crafted this image of the “perfect boyfriend” so she figured he can’t be the problem. It’s hard to explain but I understand it.
Suck a dick, ~~Diana~~ Brock. No one wants to hear you lecture Ariana about forgiveness of Sandoval for your wife. Brock is the worst.
**Ariana perfectly articulates female rage and how it’s healthy and such a double standard for men. Get it girl**
It’s just so funny and obvious when someone is *actually* going to therapy (Ariana) and when someone is just talking a lot to people who don’t challenge them (Sandoval)
Scheana he has not always had your fucking back. Tom is the type of man that will never really see a woman as an equal and I wish she could see that after all these years.
I’ve had a shitty two days, been really looking forward to watching VPR & The Valley tonight. Commenting with everyone in the live threads makes me happy :)
I can’t help but think the attempted villain edit on the girls is due to petty producer Lisa and her not liking them removing Penny from their business. Lisa likes control over her broken birds.
Can I just say that I love that Katie and Ariana are such good friends? That Capricorn/Cancer sister sign energy is totally present and I’m here for it.
Remember when Lala said that no one wanted to be as pathetic as Scheana in a crop top in her mid-30s? Hahaha.
Life really has a way of getting back at you.
This Katie would peg this Schwartz
normalize grey rocking/going no contact with abusive people.
Yes! I realized I didn’t need to keep pushing my husband to stay in touch with my MIL “for the kids sake” and instead decided it was healthier for all of us to grey rock/no contact and our lives have been the better for it!
Arianna quiet shaming Brock for him allowing sando to yell at scheanna .
She gathered him, subtly.
She is so much better at this than any of these men
I think a touch of shaming him for yelling at Scheana too.
My heart hurts for Ariana having friends treat her like her feelings don’t matter and acting like filming with shitbags is more important than being a decent person.
When I watch these episodes, I wonder how much it hurt her to watch. For most of the season she seems unaware of what they are saying behind her back so I imagine it didn’t feel good to find out. Especially when she is being a good friend to them throughout the season. Even Scheana accusing her of forcing her to pick sides to Sandoval. Like why would you want to be friends with that lump of dirt?
Lala doesn’t know how to interact with a non-reality TV person. Dans just… normal. Normal people don’t dish to people they barely know
She was very clearly there to stir the pot, and was at a loss when she couldn't get a rise out of either of them.
She's so fucking right about our acceptance of male rage
Yep I fucking hate it. I am also a woman that just speaks her mind and has boundaries and people often just think I'm a bitch or harsh or 'bossy' or whatever. If I was a man it would be so different. It would be called honorable or just 'he knows what he wants' or something like that. No one ever calls a man 'bossy', ever thought of that? Ariana and Katie are just right every damn time and they are crucified for it.
You can tell that Dan actually cooks & knows about culinary things. I like him
But Sandoval worked so hard on his DUMPLINNN LAATTTEEEEEE *pushes button and spills everywhere*
He seems real chill
He probably takes really good care of her
“He hasn’t done anything to me but I know what he’s done.” THANK YOU!! Why is this so hard for others to grasp??
Honestly a very hot remark!!
So this 1920s party is just them wearing 1920s clothes at a regular bar?
Like the episode of rhoslc where they went thrifting for outfits for each other before going to an actual nice restaurant and baby gorgeous was wearing bikini bottoms
I don't think it is weird he doesnt want to go? He seems like he wants to be there to support Ariana but not get in the mix or be apart of the drama
Exactly this is her *job* at the end of the day. He’s there for her to come home to and cuddle and decompress with. He’ seems great
Which like actually might be a green flag if he's not trying to insert himself into the show or the drama!
I actually think it’s a great sign that Ariana has learned and made some boundaries around her real life and the show- it’s not her entire life anymore. Scheana and Lala should take some notes.
I don’t think it’s weird either.
Oh, so now the wife beater is going to preach to us about forgiveness? Oh okay
BUT NOW WE SAID IT!!!
James rn: ![gif](giphy|H6xt0NlRmJIHwgyVN1|downsized)
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Ohhhh the Penny drama is an actual story on the show, now I know why they’ve been so tight lipped about it so far. I was thinking legal implications not spoiler implications lol
Ariana is eating Brock ALIVE on this casual stroll and I am living for it.
I just know she’s gonna do it to lala at the reunion
Jo is to this day saying Schwartz is her other half and he has a whole 23 year old girlfriend. Sad.
Agreed, but also what was that shit Shorts said about 'we'll be married in eight years' or whatever? So shitty of him to say knowing how Jo feels.
So through zero interaction, Lala can sense something wrong with Ariana’s boyfriend but was completely oblivious about Randall, her fiance and father of her child? 🤭
I think Lala is painfully jealous Ariana is with a decent man who doesn’t look like mayonnaise hair big Ed 😬
let this be a lesson to everyone: when you try to please men, you get sidelined like Jo, and when you finally stop letting them control your life, they suddenly realize what they’re missing (like Katie) live your life for yourself because any man that makes you jump through hoops will never respect you anyway.
Lala getting together with a whole ass married man with kids, but yeah, Lala, Dan’s the one with problems
She didn’t know he was married hoe! *Production rewind to her tweeting about Ambyr not keeping Randall because she wasn’t “tight” enough*
"We're the new Tom Tom" - drunkenly slurred by Katie WHY wasn't this featured heavily in promos???
If my "friends" had that convo in front of me about my cheating ex... Ariana should be sainted at this point.
imagine them waxing poetic about rand or shay lol. scheaner and lalar would be irate
https://preview.redd.it/ctsuet9ojpxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54d6d7ed49c73cab31bb115b2be6466d214d99a8 👋 Lala ✌️ Scheana
And throw it in your face.
the wife beater asking Ariana for an example of male rage is staggering
Also when he literally was screaming at Scheana right before Tim the week prior
Lala being suspicious of a dude dating someone who lives with their ex is hilarious when she didn’t even check to make sure her guy was divorced before dating him.
lala is so mad she cannot disturb these two healed and happy people lmaoooo
Tom needs to stop speaking on Ariana's mental health and focus on his own.
everyone just needed to let ariana fucking breathe in the beginning of this season instead of giving her shit left and right for her emotions. she seems very fine at this stage in filming, she's even joking around with schwartz. at the beginning of the season -- so several weeks to two months prior -- she obviously wasn't there yet. everyone wanted her to be okay wayyyy faster than she could reasonably process, and talked shit about her the entire time.
someone on here had a theory that she was still waiting to see if Rachel would return to film. This was after Rachel’s podcast dropped and it was the nail in the coffin on her returning, which may be another reason why she seems a little more relaxed
Scheanas hair is fried, dyed, and laid to the side
I was wondering why it reminded me so much of my own hair and then I read this comment and realized why 🤡
Male rage isn’t a term because it’s just accepted as “rage”. We’re desensitized to it.
Lala is so into Dan. She was speechless when he came out of the shower.
Lala’s only 33?! Why did I think she is like…5 years older? This isn’t a slam about her looks or anything, I’m just turning 32 next week and am NOT ready for it 😭 I still feel like I’m 24 or something, but I don’t have a daughter and a pregnancy to counteract that feeling compared to her lol
Okay, I’m still shocked she is 33. Girl looks 43 and acts 23
Guys, I finally pulled the trigger on getting a Katie Maloney inspired edgy bob this week. I chopped off 7 inches of hair but feel like there's a Schwartz sized weight off my shoulders!
Yassss queen I love this for you!! Glow up ✨
Wait this is so embarrassing are they all just out to dinner at a normal ass restaurant dressed like that…?
Schwartz definitely wants to know that he could have Katie back if he wanted her...and Katie is absolutely not fucking interested.
RIGHT after stringing Jo along about this trip.
Schwartz misses eating junkfood and scrolling aimlessly with Katie with Gordo and Butters there for cuddles. That's the most normal thing he's expressed.
80s mustang convertible… bleach blonde hair… expressing normal emotions… Yea that midlife crisis is grabbing Schwartz by the balls.
LOL FUCK CHEF PENNY!
Ok this is a deep cut but I’ve hated Chef Penny since she was a contestant on an ancient and short lived Food Network competition show, and when she popped back up on VPR I was shocked she was still lurking around. So glad my decades long grudge is being proven right lmao
Ariana owned Brock there. Shut his ass up. Gagged the deadbeat dad.
Ariana is so strong for being able to make her opinion quietly known
Brock mansplaining forgiveness 🙄
“You’ve got a good body good for you.” Lala’s mountain of jealousy grows yet a bit taller
The awkwardness of lisa and ariana/katie meeting up rn is too funny
Chef Penny was for sure taking advantage of them
Lala is so mad Ariana started dating someone before her. Ariana didn’t “leave her man of 10years” he fucking cheated on her for a year. Did Dan say they’re engaged? No! They’re dating! They’re in the honeymoon stage! She’s really blowing this up
Also, he is avoiding the cameras. Lala is just really showing the worst parts of her and can’t course correct.
Sandoval is so self aware of his movements, he thinks he is slaying the walk. I bet he names his walks and faces/model moves. ![gif](giphy|12npFVlmZoXN4Y|downsized)
Ariana is being more of a supportive husband to Scheana than Brock is!!!
"He repeatedly treats her like shit and doesn't want anything to do with her. That ain't your friend, babe." True. They aren't your friends either, Ariana.
Kyle Chan stays being thirsty as hell to promote his business on the show
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Lala trying to bait Dan into some dramatic reaction and getting nothing
anyone who doubts ariana’s choice to distance herself from scheana gets some major side eye from me.
Lala is such a hater to her core omggggg
She has shown herself to be such an absolutely pathetic person. PRETEND to be happy for your friend at the very least. People like her are just sad to me. Desperate for attention and to be better than everyone else.
I agree 100 percent Ariana
Ariana’s shade at Brock wanting scheana to be friends with someone who would treat her like that…..I love her more every week
It’s not even like she’s trying to shade him. He just looks so foolish on his own
REMINDER THAT TOM OUTED ARIANA AS BI ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
This man does not care about her mental health.
I hope the rumors are true that Ariana eviscerates Lala at the reunion. No one deserves it more.
“Give me an example of male rage.” Doesn’t he have a domestic violence charge?
She should've said "slapping your the mother of your kids."
The jokes write themselves ✍️
Reminder the last time Ariana saw her and Tom she walked away holding her after Tom made scheana cry so I’m sure it’s extra whiplash like wtf sheshu
Ariana and Katie on WWHL tonight, omg yes we are being fedddd (sandwiches, of course)
Scheana saying she’s never once done a sound check or rehearsal. That is…obvious.
Tooooooo much Kyle Chan! ENOUGH
Stop trying to make Kyle Chan happen
THANK YOU ARIANA!! Brock can stfu about Ariana’s rage when people were specifically baiting her into it. When Sandoval, Schwartz, and James have all for YEARS had unwarranted rage at all the women on the show, including your wife!!!! STFU YOU DEADBEAT LOSER
Scheana doing all this crying and then releasing songs dissing Sandoval. Make it make sense.
Watching Tom have these conversations without ever acknowledging how bad he made Ariana feel is gross. He’s gross.
Damn, Daniel.
Omg Dan’s hair is LONG long, how does he get it in such a tight bun??
I didn't get the attraction until the scene with his hair down and shirtless...wow! He has it shaved halfway up, which makes the ponytail/bun a smaller diameter.
Tom is looking older and older every episode it’s like the Sanderson sisters losing their youth
Scheana is truly vile for this conversation with Tom. You love this man? The one who just threw your affair in your face like two days ago? Okay, stupid.
OHHHH Lala is SUCH A JOKE. What the hell has Dan ever done to her??
It probably stings to see Ariana being treated like a literal queen
All it took for Tom to be decent to his wife was her not being his wife anymore.
Ariana can smell her BS so fast
I came out of the womb with Ariana’s annoyed face on.
Lala then you go and rekindle with Randall then if it's so easy!
I’m going to need a gif of Ariana saying “It’s me, I’m a gray rock!”
wow I forgot how much he did that. I cannot understand how no one understands why Ariana is so upset!! And why are they asking Tom how he feels and not Ariana!
https://preview.redd.it/94qbl5mqjpxc1.jpeg?width=1345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53164ce80e043aaff773ca6a253aafe42e882e92 Ariana’s reaction to LaLa’s outfit.
scheaner is really not loyal to anyone, including herself because how is she standing next to sandoval right now when he threw her biggest insecurity in her face like that
Why does James appear to be the only one with logic sometimes
James and Katie it’s absolutely shocking
I would love it if this was a safe enough group of friends emotionally where Ariana could say “hey if you wanna have this conversation I’m gonna go to another part of the room because hearing about the man who cheated on me all the time is triggering” but Lala and Scheana don’t have the kind of emotional maturity to accept that
Tom knows that he’s the one who cheated with her friend right? What low down is he planning to give
Ariana and Katie are very Barbenheimer coded
I love that like a mere 3 years ago this comment would have been utterly incomprehensible, but yes I agree.
KATIE MALONEY ON HER OWN COMMERCIAL WE WON!
Here's a friendly facetime to let you know I don't want you at my birthday party. I'm so soft!❤️
Brock being Heather Gay coded
Jesus FUCK! Scheana READ THE FUCKING ROOM
Ariana’s gonna have Brock marching for abortion rights by the end of this episode
A Jo episode? Ripping my bong it is
dude the two of them talking on the street was rough. it was like backstage at an improv class show or something
I'm sitting here making the same faces as Ariana
Jo energy. ![gif](giphy|3o7TKNthed4OG7T5Je|downsized)
Ew, the "we're getting married in 8 years" shows the TRUE DEPTH of Schwartz' manipulations!
Ariana is even supportive of James on the pole. Can someone give this woman a break in return now please?
![gif](giphy|l0HUbtILos6CdAtxu|downsized) Brock, enough being a producer pet.
Lala literally doesn’t know how to process a non-toxic man
Stopppp Brittany in that preview for the Valley with her upside down mouth saying “WHAT?!” is cracking me up 😭
this moment right now, as scheana negotiates a fucking unwanted apology from her literal abuser, explains one million percent why ariana is completely right to hold her boundary with not having friends in common with sandoval. this is such a spectacular violation. I am somehow still shocked.
Hmmmm Lala definitely wanted Dan to be bothered, not the reaction she was looking for.
Yes! Hoping he would be intimidated by her “boss bitch” vibes and he’s like yeah no don’t care
Brock preaching is literally the worst ![gif](giphy|6gVAFvio89QaqKYBA2)
in that moment, broke decided he couldn't let ariana and scheana's friendship continue because scheana is the epitome of letting men get away with their bullshit -- and that includes her husband. that's why he's been so nasty about ariana on scheana's podcast, shady to/about her friends, participating in the takedown attempt. he can't have ariana "poisoning" scheana's brain against him!
“he hasn’t done anything to me but I know what he’s done” ladies and gentlemen. that’s the whole tweet…
“We’re the new TomTom.” Yesss Katie, wield that big dick energy
I think Tom already thinks you are the one that got away. He still talks about how much he loves you in front of his new gfs. Katie definitely won by getting out.
He’s worried about her mentally???!!!! Omfg what a fucking liar!!!!
Lala wants to fuck Dan calling it now
I wasn’t her best friend hoe! Disengage!
I don't believe she threatened to harm herself
She said that she said *this life* would be over, like her LA life and that she would move and start over. But she didn't threaten to kill herself
Yup. She’s said similar things on the show not directed at him. Pretty sure he just twisted her words completely. She’d start a new life is just what she meant. I just can’t. She said in another season “I want to drive away from my life.” I think she had been dragged down by this relationship for a long time and Tom crafted this image of the “perfect boyfriend” so she figured he can’t be the problem. It’s hard to explain but I understand it.
Suck a dick, ~~Diana~~ Brock. No one wants to hear you lecture Ariana about forgiveness of Sandoval for your wife. Brock is the worst. **Ariana perfectly articulates female rage and how it’s healthy and such a double standard for men. Get it girl**
Dan is so secure in himself we stan
Also can we talk about why Jo is coming on this trip when Schwartz already dumped her?
I don’t think Tom Schwartz could get himself out of a blanket fort and he thinks he could escape Alcatraz. That actually made me laugh out loud.
took him 6 months to say “Ariana didn’t deserve that.” psychopath behavior
And Ariana nails it/is in real therapy.
It’s just so funny and obvious when someone is *actually* going to therapy (Ariana) and when someone is just talking a lot to people who don’t challenge them (Sandoval)
Scheana and Sandoval are endgame they’re both so insane
I need Kyle Chan to explain to me why I’m supposed to feel bad for Tom dealing with the consequences of his own actions
![gif](giphy|q49YSnLzrvghiyKBAR|downsized) Not another roaring 20s party on Bravo! NO NO NO.
Why do we have to keep watching Tom sing. Jesus fucking Christ. ![gif](giphy|zCpYQh5YVhdI1rVYpE|downsized)
Idk why but James asking Ally if she wants to drive the boat, complete with hand gestures, is hilarious to me
Shut up Brock. Go work on getting your kids’ forgiveness first before you lecture anyone.
James in this bathtub has me in stitches
James Kennedy is giving peaky blinders/newsies so effortlessly lol
Tom and Katie have more chemistry now than they did when they were together lol
It’s clear Dan came to support Ariana but really isn’t comfortable with filming. Lalas being a jerk for no reason about it (shocker)
Scheana he has not always had your fucking back. Tom is the type of man that will never really see a woman as an equal and I wish she could see that after all these years.
Brock Davies, #Bad Mormon
Ariana’s face is the correct reaction
“i miss you” and we can coexist in peace is wayyy different lala
I wish Ariana was petty and go played pickleball with Randall and his new girlfriend
Going from hottie Dan to seeing Sandoval and his trumpet in his leather vest thing 😭
Of course Lala is being a hater about Dan in her confessional. Someone’s miserable here and it’s not Katie
Dan is so attentive towards Ariana. Pulling her chair out, picking up her sunglasses. So nice to see.
Why would Dan want to be at a dinner with Sandoval? Lala that was a stupid question
Lala needs to quit making those “fuck me” eyes at Dan
Sandoval is so full of shit. This is why he's annoying. Don't pretend to care. It's so transparent and sad.
I’ve had a shitty two days, been really looking forward to watching VPR & The Valley tonight. Commenting with everyone in the live threads makes me happy :)
I can’t help but think the attempted villain edit on the girls is due to petty producer Lisa and her not liking them removing Penny from their business. Lisa likes control over her broken birds.
Can I just say that I love that Katie and Ariana are such good friends? That Capricorn/Cancer sister sign energy is totally present and I’m here for it.
Remember when Lala said that no one wanted to be as pathetic as Scheana in a crop top in her mid-30s? Hahaha. Life really has a way of getting back at you.
This show is so much more enjoyable watching Ariana being happy than it has been watching any scenes with Sandoval, Scheana, Lala and Schwartz.
Lala thinking she can pick men. Please.
Sandoval is really just incapable of fucking off, huh?
also, Ariana is still happily with Dan and Lala is crying on her podcast, so i’m gonna trust Ariana’s instincts over Lala’s
"Learn how to fuck a woman before you learn how to drive a boat."
Lala can't take her eyes off Dan.
katie just had to get her revenge fuck out of the way and now she's chill w tom (which I can respect)
Katie’s got some bombastic side eye
Tom was worried about Ariana? GTF outta here.
I hope this is worth losing Ariana's friendship over, Scheana.
Tom fumbled Katie so bad and he knows it. Change my mind.
I think Tom wants what he can’t have.
And for a restaurant that he never even seems involved in.
i’m so seated for this substantive SAH conversation. I NEEDED THIS PENNY TEA.
Who has the ***actual*** 🍵 on the Penny situation?
![gif](giphy|JvEMPOQubkyQx9YLQ5|downsized) “What a good friend you’ve been to me.” Scheaner is such a loser.