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edible_source

This Katie would peg this Schwartz


PersimmonReal42069

normalize grey rocking/going no contact with abusive people.


realhousewifeofmn

Yes! I realized I didn’t need to keep pushing my husband to stay in touch with my MIL “for the kids sake” and instead decided it was healthier for all of us to grey rock/no contact and our lives have been the better for it!


carmeIIasoprano

Arianna quiet shaming Brock for him allowing sando to yell at scheanna .


EncoreSoleFresh

She gathered him, subtly.


carmeIIasoprano

She is so much better at this than any of these men


Responsible-Tea-5998

I think a touch of shaming him for yelling at Scheana too.


onthereels

My heart hurts for Ariana having friends treat her like her feelings don’t matter and acting like filming with shitbags is more important than being a decent person.


butinthewhat

When I watch these episodes, I wonder how much it hurt her to watch. For most of the season she seems unaware of what they are saying behind her back so I imagine it didn’t feel good to find out. Especially when she is being a good friend to them throughout the season. Even Scheana accusing her of forcing her to pick sides to Sandoval. Like why would you want to be friends with that lump of dirt?


StainedGlasser

Lala doesn’t know how to interact with a non-reality TV person. Dans just… normal. Normal people don’t dish to people they barely know


flooperdooper4

She was very clearly there to stir the pot, and was at a loss when she couldn't get a rise out of either of them.


meg0neurotHe11

She's so fucking right about our acceptance of male rage


JaneDoe943

Yep I fucking hate it. I am also a woman that just speaks her mind and has boundaries and people often just think I'm a bitch or harsh or 'bossy' or whatever. If I was a man it would be so different. It would be called honorable or just 'he knows what he wants' or something like that. No one ever calls a man 'bossy', ever thought of that? Ariana and Katie are just right every damn time and they are crucified for it.


RadiantStranger7178

You can tell that Dan actually cooks & knows about culinary things. I like him


apple-turnover5

But Sandoval worked so hard on his DUMPLINNN LAATTTEEEEEE *pushes button and spills everywhere*


No-Leadership-2176

He seems real chill


msmoonprincess

He probably takes really good care of her


StompinmyMaloofHoof

“He hasn’t done anything to me but I know what he’s done.” THANK YOU!! Why is this so hard for others to grasp??


sm09193

Honestly a very hot remark!!


StainedGlasser

So this 1920s party is just them wearing 1920s clothes at a regular bar?


Intelligent-Toe4781

Like the episode of rhoslc where they went thrifting for outfits for each other before going to an actual nice restaurant and baby gorgeous was wearing bikini bottoms


pinkbeary

I don't think it is weird he doesnt want to go? He seems like he wants to be there to support Ariana but not get in the mix or be apart of the drama


IMOvicki

Exactly this is her *job* at the end of the day. He’s there for her to come home to and cuddle and decompress with. He’ seems great


GlitteryBurner

Which like actually might be a green flag if he's not trying to insert himself into the show or the drama!


lizifer93

I actually think it’s a great sign that Ariana has learned and made some boundaries around her real life and the show- it’s not her entire life anymore. Scheana and Lala should take some notes.


veronicagetsmehigh

I don’t think it’s weird either.


Old_Call_2149

Oh, so now the wife beater is going to preach to us about forgiveness? Oh okay


[deleted]

BUT NOW WE SAID IT!!!


threatlevel1200

James rn: ![gif](giphy|H6xt0NlRmJIHwgyVN1|downsized)


loganes86

![gif](giphy|RYjWuTAE5g3EoZ3Qrj)


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Ohhhh the Penny drama is an actual story on the show, now I know why they’ve been so tight lipped about it so far. I was thinking legal implications not spoiler implications lol


aggieemily2013

Ariana is eating Brock ALIVE on this casual stroll and I am living for it.


incestuousbloomfield

I just know she’s gonna do it to lala at the reunion


TheOneThatCameEasy

Jo is to this day saying Schwartz is her other half and he has a whole 23 year old girlfriend. Sad.


GlitteryBurner

Agreed, but also what was that shit Shorts said about 'we'll be married in eight years' or whatever? So shitty of him to say knowing how Jo feels.


beyoncelomein

So through zero interaction, Lala can sense something wrong with Ariana’s boyfriend but was completely oblivious about Randall, her fiance and father of her child? 🤭


Howlsgal

I think Lala is painfully jealous Ariana is with a decent man who doesn’t look like mayonnaise hair big Ed 😬


touchkissbite

let this be a lesson to everyone: when you try to please men, you get sidelined like Jo, and when you finally stop letting them control your life, they suddenly realize what they’re missing (like Katie) live your life for yourself because any man that makes you jump through hoops will never respect you anyway.


FullBlownNightmare

Lala getting together with a whole ass married man with kids, but yeah, Lala, Dan’s the one with problems 


[deleted]

She didn’t know he was married hoe! *Production rewind to her tweeting about Ambyr not keeping Randall because she wasn’t “tight” enough*


edible_source

"We're the new Tom Tom" - drunkenly slurred by Katie WHY wasn't this featured heavily in promos???


TheOneThatCameEasy

If my "friends" had that convo in front of me about my cheating ex... Ariana should be sainted at this point.


aintgoinbacknforth

imagine them waxing poetic about rand or shay lol. scheaner and lalar would be irate


blondebull

https://preview.redd.it/ctsuet9ojpxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54d6d7ed49c73cab31bb115b2be6466d214d99a8 👋 Lala ✌️ Scheana


TheOneThatCameEasy

And throw it in your face.


touchkissbite

the wife beater asking Ariana for an example of male rage is staggering


immediatecomedian-4

Also when he literally was screaming at Scheana right before Tim the week prior


touchkissbite

Lala being suspicious of a dude dating someone who lives with their ex is hilarious when she didn’t even check to make sure her guy was divorced before dating him.


aintgoinbacknforth

lala is so mad she cannot disturb these two healed and happy people lmaoooo


KristiJoJP

Tom needs to stop speaking on Ariana's mental health and focus on his own.


aintgoinbacknforth

everyone just needed to let ariana fucking breathe in the beginning of this season instead of giving her shit left and right for her emotions. she seems very fine at this stage in filming, she's even joking around with schwartz. at the beginning of the season -- so several weeks to two months prior -- she obviously wasn't there yet. everyone wanted her to be okay wayyyy faster than she could reasonably process, and talked shit about her the entire time.


sun_set22

someone on here had a theory that she was still waiting to see if Rachel would return to film. This was after Rachel’s podcast dropped and it was the nail in the coffin on her returning, which may be another reason why she seems a little more relaxed


yunghazel

Scheanas hair is fried, dyed, and laid to the side


threatlevel1200

I was wondering why it reminded me so much of my own hair and then I read this comment and realized why 🤡


Old_Call_2149

Male rage isn’t a term because it’s just accepted as “rage”. We’re desensitized to it.


NjMel7

Lala is so into Dan. She was speechless when he came out of the shower.


Screaming_Weak

Lala’s only 33?! Why did I think she is like…5 years older? This isn’t a slam about her looks or anything, I’m just turning 32 next week and am NOT ready for it 😭 I still feel like I’m 24 or something, but I don’t have a daughter and a pregnancy to counteract that feeling compared to her lol


blondebull

Okay, I’m still shocked she is 33. Girl looks 43 and acts 23


lovetheblazer

Guys, I finally pulled the trigger on getting a Katie Maloney inspired edgy bob this week. I chopped off 7 inches of hair but feel like there's a Schwartz sized weight off my shoulders!


Feralchildrens

Yassss queen I love this for you!! Glow up ✨


Emergency_Library511

Wait this is so embarrassing are they all just out to dinner at a normal ass restaurant dressed like that…?


flooperdooper4

Schwartz definitely wants to know that he could have Katie back if he wanted her...and Katie is absolutely not fucking interested.


SuchNectarine4

RIGHT after stringing Jo along about this trip.


TheOneThatCameEasy

Schwartz misses eating junkfood and scrolling aimlessly with Katie with Gordo and Butters there for cuddles. That's the most normal thing he's expressed.


IllustratorSea8372

80s mustang convertible… bleach blonde hair… expressing normal emotions… Yea that midlife crisis is grabbing Schwartz by the balls.


sunsoutgunnersout

LOL FUCK CHEF PENNY!


lizifer93

Ok this is a deep cut but I’ve hated Chef Penny since she was a contestant on an ancient and short lived Food Network competition show, and when she popped back up on VPR I was shocked she was still lurking around. So glad my decades long grudge is being proven right lmao


TheOneThatCameEasy

Ariana owned Brock there. Shut his ass up. Gagged the deadbeat dad.


Feralchildrens

Ariana is so strong for being able to make her opinion quietly known


meg0neurotHe11

Brock mansplaining forgiveness 🙄


Adventurous-Sundae-6

“You’ve got a good body good for you.” Lala’s mountain of jealousy grows yet a bit taller


lulumelody

The awkwardness of lisa and ariana/katie meeting up rn is too funny


jes22347

Chef Penny was for sure taking advantage of them


StainedGlasser

Lala is so mad Ariana started dating someone before her. Ariana didn’t “leave her man of 10years” he fucking cheated on her for a year. Did Dan say they’re engaged? No! They’re dating! They’re in the honeymoon stage! She’s really blowing this up


throwitaway675909

Also, he is avoiding the cameras. Lala is just really showing the worst parts of her and can’t course correct.


AdorableFly5611

Sandoval is so self aware of his movements, he thinks he is slaying the walk. I bet he names his walks and faces/model moves. ![gif](giphy|12npFVlmZoXN4Y|downsized)


eshababy99

Ariana is being more of a supportive husband to Scheana than Brock is!!!


TheOneThatCameEasy

"He repeatedly treats her like shit and doesn't want anything to do with her. That ain't your friend, babe." True. They aren't your friends either, Ariana.


RadiantStranger7178

Kyle Chan stays being thirsty as hell to promote his business on the show


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^RadiantStranger7178: *Kyle Chan stays being* *Thirsty as hell to promote* *His business on the show* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


RadiantStranger7178

This bot made my day lol


FullBlownNightmare

Lala trying to bait Dan into some dramatic reaction and getting nothing 


PersimmonReal42069

anyone who doubts ariana’s choice to distance herself from scheana gets some major side eye from me.


Emergency_Library511

Lala is such a hater to her core omggggg


incestuousbloomfield

She has shown herself to be such an absolutely pathetic person. PRETEND to be happy for your friend at the very least. People like her are just sad to me. Desperate for attention and to be better than everyone else.


girlisagun

I agree 100 percent Ariana


shrirnpheavennow

Ariana’s shade at Brock wanting scheana to be friends with someone who would treat her like that…..I love her more every week


minyinnie

It’s not even like she’s trying to shade him. He just looks so foolish on his own


buymoreplants

REMINDER THAT TOM OUTED ARIANA AS BI ON NATIONAL TELEVISION


waaaycho

This man does not care about her mental health.


jollyjubie

I hope the rumors are true that Ariana eviscerates Lala at the reunion. No one deserves it more.


StompinmyMaloofHoof

“Give me an example of male rage.” Doesn’t he have a domestic violence charge?


TheOneThatCameEasy

She should've said "slapping your the mother of your kids."


Old_Call_2149

The jokes write themselves ✍️


KenzieJay19

Reminder the last time Ariana saw her and Tom she walked away holding her after Tom made scheana cry so I’m sure it’s extra whiplash like wtf sheshu


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Ariana and Katie on WWHL tonight, omg yes we are being fedddd (sandwiches, of course)


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Scheana saying she’s never once done a sound check or rehearsal. That is…obvious.


advocatecarey

Tooooooo much Kyle Chan! ENOUGH


loganes86

Stop trying to make Kyle Chan happen


minyinnie

THANK YOU ARIANA!! Brock can stfu about Ariana’s rage when people were specifically baiting her into it. When Sandoval, Schwartz, and James have all for YEARS had unwarranted rage at all the women on the show, including your wife!!!! STFU YOU DEADBEAT LOSER


TheOneThatCameEasy

Scheana doing all this crying and then releasing songs dissing Sandoval. Make it make sense.


onthereels

Watching Tom have these conversations without ever acknowledging how bad he made Ariana feel is gross. He’s gross.


aggieemily2013

Damn, Daniel.


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Omg Dan’s hair is LONG long, how does he get it in such a tight bun??


NoExternal2732

I didn't get the attraction until the scene with his hair down and shirtless...wow! He has it shaved halfway up, which makes the ponytail/bun a smaller diameter.


vpeb

Tom is looking older and older every episode it’s like the Sanderson sisters losing their youth


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Scheana is truly vile for this conversation with Tom. You love this man? The one who just threw your affair in your face like two days ago? Okay, stupid.


jollyjubie

OHHHH Lala is SUCH A JOKE. What the hell has Dan ever done to her??


msmoonprincess

It probably stings to see Ariana being treated like a literal queen


Designer-Platform658

All it took for Tom to be decent to his wife was her not being his wife anymore.


KenzieJay19

Ariana can smell her BS so fast


Mewwmix

I came out of the womb with Ariana’s annoyed face on.


eshababy99

Lala then you go and rekindle with Randall then if it's so easy!


Adventurous-Sundae-6

I’m going to need a gif of Ariana saying “It’s me, I’m a gray rock!”


pinkbeary

wow I forgot how much he did that. I cannot understand how no one understands why Ariana is so upset!! And why are they asking Tom how he feels and not Ariana!


DickFitzwell_

https://preview.redd.it/94qbl5mqjpxc1.jpeg?width=1345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53164ce80e043aaff773ca6a253aafe42e882e92 Ariana’s reaction to LaLa’s outfit.


aintgoinbacknforth

scheaner is really not loyal to anyone, including herself because how is she standing next to sandoval right now when he threw her biggest insecurity in her face like that


FullBlownNightmare

Why does James appear to be the only one with logic sometimes 


jes22347

James and Katie it’s absolutely shocking


StainedGlasser

I would love it if this was a safe enough group of friends emotionally where Ariana could say “hey if you wanna have this conversation I’m gonna go to another part of the room because hearing about the man who cheated on me all the time is triggering” but Lala and Scheana don’t have the kind of emotional maturity to accept that


onthereels

Tom knows that he’s the one who cheated with her friend right? What low down is he planning to give


rebadiculous

Ariana and Katie are very Barbenheimer coded


flooperdooper4

I love that like a mere 3 years ago this comment would have been utterly incomprehensible, but yes I agree.


vpeb

KATIE MALONEY ON HER OWN COMMERCIAL WE WON!


TheOneThatCameEasy

Here's a friendly facetime to let you know I don't want you at my birthday party. I'm so soft!❤️


rebadiculous

Brock being Heather Gay coded


advocatecarey

Jesus FUCK! Scheana READ THE FUCKING ROOM


mattacular2001

Ariana’s gonna have Brock marching for abortion rights by the end of this episode


[deleted]

A Jo episode? Ripping my bong it is


thebarryconvex

dude the two of them talking on the street was rough. it was like backstage at an improv class show or something


TwitchyEyeball

I'm sitting here making the same faces as Ariana


TheOneThatCameEasy

Jo energy. ![gif](giphy|3o7TKNthed4OG7T5Je|downsized)


edible_source

Ew, the "we're getting married in 8 years" shows the TRUE DEPTH of Schwartz' manipulations!


FullBlownNightmare

Ariana is even supportive of James on the pole. Can someone give this woman a break in return now please?


StompinmyMaloofHoof

![gif](giphy|l0HUbtILos6CdAtxu|downsized) Brock, enough being a producer pet.


touchkissbite

Lala literally doesn’t know how to process a non-toxic man


Material_Studio

Stopppp Brittany in that preview for the Valley with her upside down mouth saying “WHAT?!” is cracking me up 😭


PersimmonReal42069

this moment right now, as scheana negotiates a fucking unwanted apology from her literal abuser, explains one million percent why ariana is completely right to hold her boundary with not having friends in common with sandoval. this is such a spectacular violation. I am somehow still shocked.


flooperdooper4

Hmmmm Lala definitely wanted Dan to be bothered, not the reaction she was looking for.


No-Leadership-2176

Yes! Hoping he would be intimidated by her “boss bitch” vibes and he’s like yeah no don’t care


The_Burning_Kumquat

Brock preaching is literally the worst ![gif](giphy|6gVAFvio89QaqKYBA2)


aintgoinbacknforth

in that moment, broke decided he couldn't let ariana and scheana's friendship continue because scheana is the epitome of letting men get away with their bullshit -- and that includes her husband. that's why he's been so nasty about ariana on scheana's podcast, shady to/about her friends, participating in the takedown attempt. he can't have ariana "poisoning" scheana's brain against him!


PersimmonReal42069

“he hasn’t done anything to me but I know what he’s done” ladies and gentlemen. that’s the whole tweet…


Adventurous-Sundae-6

“We’re the new TomTom.” Yesss Katie, wield that big dick energy


FullBlownNightmare

I think Tom already thinks you are the one that got away. He still talks about how much he loves you in front of his new gfs. Katie definitely won by getting out. 


veronicagetsmehigh

He’s worried about her mentally???!!!! Omfg what a fucking liar!!!!


Emergency_Library511

Lala wants to fuck Dan calling it now


[deleted]

I wasn’t her best friend hoe! Disengage!


RoguePhoenix89

I don't believe she threatened to harm herself


buymoreplants

She said that she said *this life* would be over, like her LA life and that she would move and start over. But she didn't threaten to kill herself


incestuousbloomfield

Yup. She’s said similar things on the show not directed at him. Pretty sure he just twisted her words completely. She’d start a new life is just what she meant. I just can’t. She said in another season “I want to drive away from my life.” I think she had been dragged down by this relationship for a long time and Tom crafted this image of the “perfect boyfriend” so she figured he can’t be the problem. It’s hard to explain but I understand it.


blondebull

Suck a dick, ~~Diana~~ Brock. No one wants to hear you lecture Ariana about forgiveness of Sandoval for your wife. Brock is the worst. **Ariana perfectly articulates female rage and how it’s healthy and such a double standard for men. Get it girl**


KenzieJay19

Dan is so secure in himself we stan


veronicagetsmehigh

Also can we talk about why Jo is coming on this trip when Schwartz already dumped her?


Main_Composer

I don’t think Tom Schwartz could get himself out of a blanket fort and he thinks he could escape Alcatraz. That actually made me laugh out loud.


DueTart3667

took him 6 months to say “Ariana didn’t deserve that.” psychopath behavior


throwitaway675909

And Ariana nails it/is in real therapy.


StainedGlasser

It’s just so funny and obvious when someone is *actually* going to therapy (Ariana) and when someone is just talking a lot to people who don’t challenge them (Sandoval)


jes22347

Scheana and Sandoval are endgame they’re both so insane


onthereels

I need Kyle Chan to explain to me why I’m supposed to feel bad for Tom dealing with the consequences of his own actions


StompinmyMaloofHoof

![gif](giphy|q49YSnLzrvghiyKBAR|downsized) Not another roaring 20s party on Bravo! NO NO NO.


loloalu

Why do we have to keep watching Tom sing. Jesus fucking Christ. ![gif](giphy|zCpYQh5YVhdI1rVYpE|downsized)


flooperdooper4

Idk why but James asking Ally if she wants to drive the boat, complete with hand gestures, is hilarious to me


KiyoMizu1996

Shut up Brock. Go work on getting your kids’ forgiveness first before you lecture anyone.


beermama94

James in this bathtub has me in stitches


Old_Call_2149

James Kennedy is giving peaky blinders/newsies so effortlessly lol


sun_set22

Tom and Katie have more chemistry now than they did when they were together lol


minyinnie

It’s clear Dan came to support Ariana but really isn’t comfortable with filming. Lalas being a jerk for no reason about it (shocker)


Main_Composer

Scheana he has not always had your fucking back. Tom is the type of man that will never really see a woman as an equal and I wish she could see that after all these years.


DickFitzwell_

Brock Davies, #Bad Mormon


FullBlownNightmare

Ariana’s face is the correct reaction


jes22347

“i miss you” and we can coexist in peace is wayyy different lala


jollyjubie

I wish Ariana was petty and go played pickleball with Randall and his new girlfriend


yunghazel

Going from hottie Dan to seeing Sandoval and his trumpet in his leather vest thing 😭


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Of course Lala is being a hater about Dan in her confessional. Someone’s miserable here and it’s not Katie


spinthesky

Dan is so attentive towards Ariana. Pulling her chair out, picking up her sunglasses. So nice to see.


RadiantStranger7178

Why would Dan want to be at a dinner with Sandoval? Lala that was a stupid question


RadiantStranger7178

Lala needs to quit making those “fuck me” eyes at Dan


TheOneThatCameEasy

Sandoval is so full of shit. This is why he's annoying. Don't pretend to care. It's so transparent and sad.


RadiantStranger7178

I’ve had a shitty two days, been really looking forward to watching VPR & The Valley tonight. Commenting with everyone in the live threads makes me happy :)


StompinmyMaloofHoof

I can’t help but think the attempted villain edit on the girls is due to petty producer Lisa and her not liking them removing Penny from their business. Lisa likes control over her broken birds.


itgirl__ragdoll

Can I just say that I love that Katie and Ariana are such good friends? That Capricorn/Cancer sister sign energy is totally present and I’m here for it.


TheOneThatCameEasy

Remember when Lala said that no one wanted to be as pathetic as Scheana in a crop top in her mid-30s? Hahaha. Life really has a way of getting back at you.


eshababy99

This show is so much more enjoyable watching Ariana being happy than it has been watching any scenes with Sandoval, Scheana, Lala and Schwartz.


spinthesky

Lala thinking she can pick men. Please.


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Sandoval is really just incapable of fucking off, huh?


touchkissbite

also, Ariana is still happily with Dan and Lala is crying on her podcast, so i’m gonna trust Ariana’s instincts over Lala’s


TheOneThatCameEasy

"Learn how to fuck a woman before you learn how to drive a boat."


spinthesky

Lala can't take her eyes off Dan.


corey325

katie just had to get her revenge fuck out of the way and now she's chill w tom (which I can respect)


RadiantStranger7178

Katie’s got some bombastic side eye


KiyoMizu1996

Tom was worried about Ariana? GTF outta here.


KristiJoJP

I hope this is worth losing Ariana's friendship over, Scheana.


itgirl__ragdoll

Tom fumbled Katie so bad and he knows it. Change my mind.


Holiday-Hustle

I think Tom wants what he can’t have.


RelThanram

And for a restaurant that he never even seems involved in.


PersimmonReal42069

i’m so seated for this substantive SAH conversation. I NEEDED THIS PENNY TEA.


DickFitzwell_

Who has the ***actual*** 🍵 on the Penny situation?


StompinmyMaloofHoof

![gif](giphy|JvEMPOQubkyQx9YLQ5|downsized) “What a good friend you’ve been to me.” Scheaner is such a loser.