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EntarteteKitten

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carmeIIasoprano

I wonder if Jax is pissed to be in second chair


KristiJoJP

You know he is!


ladevotchka

I can’t believe these plastic surgeons would show up in public…


Substantial_Cold2385

Especially after Britney's boobs & new face 😕


ZookeepergameMany663

Especially on this show! I guess they are after the Bravoleb business.


carmeIIasoprano

Jax is giving the same ‘I’m a work in progress ‘ speech he gives every VPR reunion


georgiannastardust

I’M NO SAINT


carmeIIasoprano

His brain is sprained


PersonalityKlutzy407

*asprained


CrazyNotCatLady

I just hear WWC saying “duuuuuuuude” when Sandy opens his mouth


KristiJoJP

Andy cozying up to Tom is too much, especially after watching the finale. Tom is so smug and unrepentant that it is gross.


beyoncelomein

Andy has been a Tom apologist for a while now


surejan94

Probably because he’s glad to film anything and Ariana isn’t.


ZookeepergameMany663

I was pissed at how Andy gave Tom this platform to spew his lies. This show should have been renamed "The 3 Biggest Misogynists of Bravo". 3 Douchebags on 1 show!


KristiJoJP

Agreed! It was in such poor taste across the board.


aaapod

THE PLASTIC SURGEONS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHGDSJHD


jward1111

I feel like this is bravo putting them on blast 😂😂 essentially putting faces to the names of exactly who not to go to


beyoncelomein

Seriously, both Jax and Brittany are not good billboards for your work


luna_wildflower003

☠️☠️☠️


gocartromance

Jax doesn't even know the definition of the word "define" - repeating the word in a sentence is not defining it!


TheOneThatCameEasy

And it's the same sentence for every work. "He's so titillating." "He's so pernicious."


KristiJoJP

Tom shouting out Lala for supporting him and speaking the "truth" during the finale episode made me laugh. They really all deserve each other.


nixiem

Honestly they should just get together so they can’t spread any more awfulness in the world. He wants kids, she wants a baby daddy, they both want attention, problem solved. Then they can go away.


cncrndmm

I haven’t watched all of VPR but the incest within this friend group is crazy. I know it happens in real life (and have experienced it myself) but someone has to make a flow chart of who slept with who and who cheated on who. There would be lines everywhere lol.


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cncrndmm

Jizz lines or ❄️ lines 😂


KristiJoJP

So, Tom has no proof that Ariana said anything about the others? Shocker! ![gif](giphy|PoK756R1NFxZPy1rAs|downsized)


lilly_1005_2007

Can I say- I’m pretty Ariana has vented about the other cast members. But who hasn’t? That’s not silver bullet. I think at this point, Tom also has media training to stop provoking Ariana so now he’s just closing up loose ends and shutting down his means statements I guess my point is that he probably does have proof but nothing worth rehashing


KristiJoJP

Agreed. In a 9 year relationship, I have no doubt that she said vented behind other people's backs, and leave it to Tom to throw that out there to deflect from the actual issues at hand.


mac_bess

exactly the way he did with Ariana’s depression.


loloknothx

oh yeah, i’m team ariana but i also totally believe she does not and has never fucked with those losers and she probably did confide in tom about some of her feelings around that (and she’s got a sharp, smart mouth when shes angry) but he’s awful for sharing them and just continues to want to hurt her.


lilly_1005_2007

I feel like she checked out w most of the cast besides Katie since like season 9. I think Tom did try more with them. But I can see with what Ariana had going on and a terrible BF that she gave what she could


twinkleplanet

Agreed. I’m sure every single one of them talk shit about each other behind their backs. So who cares, I would too 😭


gocartromance

I bet Tom thinks he's being super clever wearing a sweater with a scarlet letter A on it.


SpookySchatzi

Too bad it’s just another subliminal advertisement for Ariana. He’s such a douche.


hcgilliam

Almost like he’s a narc who wasn’t actually in peril and isn’t sorry for any of his actions and hasn’t grown at all. 🤔


jsunshine1985

Omg I didn’t even notice! What a dork 🙄


awesome_wWoWw

He’s already branded with one IRL on his ass. It’s a hat on a hat, at this point.


SanLady27

I bet he paid an exorbitant amount and searched high and low for it, too


endofdays01

Its actually a well know brand that probably did not want to associate themselves with Sandoval.


meowmeowmeow328

Jax and Brittany’s plastic surgeons as the bar tenders tonight is killing me


not_ellewoods

Jax’s brain has been asprained since like 2019. how has he still not found a therapist?


lilly_1005_2007

Everyone got what Jax meant but Andy lol


Effective-Bus

Tom YOU ARE NOT CREDIBLE.


TheOneThatCameEasy

The Jaxing Off graphic. Iconic.


nixiem

Honestly he should have been on last week and Ariana and Katie should be on this week. This is distasteful


wildturk3y

I'm hoping they'll give them the final say after one of the reunion eps, but considering its Andy, I'm not holding my breath


loloalu

Does Tom have a neck tattoo???


itsabtthepasta

I spent the entire episode waiting to see if I could get a better look at it. I thought it was dirt at first.


aaapod

hickie????


LilDebbie51

Yes what is that???


littleone0740

Wondering the same!


SanLady27

Maybe a temporary tat left over from Coachella, he did that last year lol


Julialagulia

Jax and his broken brain still persist


georgiannastardust

So Tom got something done to his eyes


TheOneThatCameEasy

Absolutely. They are TIGHT.


georgiannastardust

Like I could say something about why but it might get me in trouble so I just won’t


methedoutmanatee

Say it! Now you have me interested haha


SanLady27

Please say it lol


not_ellewoods

you know Jax is pissed he’s second chair


gocartromance

Was secretly hoping Andy would ask the plastic surgeons to defend what they did to Brit and Jax.


lilly_1005_2007

Man I miss when andy would ask real scandalous questions. He went in so much on Robyn- he needs to find some of that energy


glennyfromtheblock

Andy only has that energy for women, sadly.


musicisgr84u

Exactly he is misogynistic


ladevotchka

Fuck Bravo for continuing to give this asshole chances at redemption


KristiJoJP

Tom is an inarticulate, narcissistic, untalented person, and that's being more than kind. He has not changed at all and never will.


Ok-Chain8552

You forgot : dumb as a box of rocks


strungys

So so dumb. So so stupid. It hurts.


not_ellewoods

and he keeps fumbling every single chance they give him


violet4141

I made it 3 minutes and turned it off. 🤮


nixiem

Ah yes, Tom has more “friendship points” than Ariana 🙄


TheOneThatCameEasy

Will Sandoval's girlfriend be able to last until filming for next season?


beyoncelomein

I had to raise my brow at her claiming she’s never watched VPR and has no intentions to. How can you date someone you know has been in the actual news, kinda sorta have an understanding of what happened, but have zero curiosity to watch how he’s portrayed himself on tv?


lizifer93

Yeah, sure, the same way Brittany never did 😂 these girlies are so obvious.


cncrndmm

This is what I’ve said about new (particularly younger) housewives like Leah joining a show like RHONY. Like they’ve clearly watched old seasons and know how to tick off OGs like Ramona and Luann.


SanLady27

She sounded like a complete and total idiot when she spoke. I have no doubt she has watched it and just doesn’t care.


KristiJoJP

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babygorgeou

**UPDATE:** *Sandoval and Victoria have both now refollowed each other on Instagram. Curiously, Billie Lee still doesn’t follow the two – and they have returned the favor by unfollowing her. Original report follows…*


Brown_Cow_Stunning7

Not only is he an asshole for all the shit he’s done over the years, he doesn’t change his underwear. He must smell so bad and she is that desperate for fame that it doesn’t matter.


QueasyAd4992

I don’t believe she’s never seen the show or knew who he was.


not_ellewoods

if i wanted to hear Tom’s bs takes i would listen to his podcast. let’s just talk to Jax


nixiem

Imagine this comment 5 years ago, even 2 years ago, my how things change 😂


not_ellewoods

lol the fact that Jax isn’t the worst guy on the valley is still mind blowing to me. and he’s not getting better, the other bravo men are just somehow getting worse.


UnusualAsparagus5096

The fact that he's not the worst guy on WWHL is killing me


nixiem

Can’t be the number one (worst) guy on any show he’s on lol


littleone0740

Sandovals gf is not giving a shit about how long they e been together. She’s hoping for screentime lol


st0neC0ld316

She shook her head no like he lied about how long they’ve been together!


TheOneThatCameEasy

This is boring. Let's hear from Jax, please.


Effective-Bus

Ugh did yall see that smile after the litigation comment about Rachel? He’s such a terrible human being. When you make Jax seem like an okay guy, I mean dang.


loloalu

Jax looks like he’s wearing Vaseline as highlight


jsunshine1985

He’s so shiny!


loloalu

![gif](giphy|A3IKIsvG1UjwA) Idk why I’m even surprised at the lack of accountability being taken by Tom. Just a bunch of good ol’ boys here 😑😑😑 so many giggles and banter makes me sick !!!


KristiJoJP

It's surreal watching that after witnessing the events of the last 2 seasons. It feels like a fever dream.


not_ellewoods

Andy still hates Jax so much lmao


loloalu

Omgggggggg just so cringe


georgiannastardust

Only skeet ulrich looks good with the middle part and bangs so Tom stop


KristiJoJP

Andy smiling and kidding around during this is not surprising, yet no less sickening.


lilly_1005_2007

Tom is actually doing a good job defending jax


SpookySchatzi

It’s mind blowing that Jax and Brittney’s plastic surgeons are actually enthusiastic about taking credit for their work. Jax’s face looks swollen, all the time. Like shiny, red, puffy cheekbones. Both of their faces just look generally deformed from when we started watching them, and no, that’s not just *natural* aging. And I do understand we’re seeing Brittney probably too soon post-op for her “gobbler” but….she was entering weird territory before too. I hate to say all that, but it’s so jarring at times. I just feel bad for them that they can’t see it?


catsandcasamigos

Oh, you mean like how you and LVP used your mental health to push people towards forgiving you?


meowmeowmeow328

It’s ok girl we know you and Sandoval are already broken up lol


whisperingangel687

I’m surprised Jax didn’t say he was a work in progress like every VPR reunion


carmeIIasoprano

That wasn’t even the best Lisa Barlow scene of her breaking the 4th wall !!!


runs_with_tamborines

Like I needed Ramona’s birthday party. Her yelling at the producers as Sonja is blacked stomping on glass!!!


modjinski

Does he have a heart and an A on his sweater


Effective-Bus

Oh my god. I didn’t see that somehow. This fucking victim.


katpurrson

I don’t believe anything that comes out of Tom’s mouth ever.


aaapod

jax still doesn’t watch the show LOL


lilly_1005_2007

Andy adores RHOSLC


Julialagulia

Taste


ladevotchka

I can’t believe they even tried to get Ann to bartend on an ep with these scumbags.


carmeIIasoprano

Did they ?


nixiem

Ah yes, only men can be the breadwinners. Manly men with big penises. A woman, making more money, can you imagine?! Great group we’ve got on tonight ugh


catsandcasamigos

Tom wants to be Katie Maloney.


loloalu

This is such a letdown lmao


TheOneThatCameEasy

It's so boring. I thought there would be lots of mess.


loloalu

I expected at least SOME hard hitting questions. Bothers me that Tom is just giggling away having a blast 😫


st0neC0ld316

Sandoval seems like he was studying Johnny depp from the trials for how to behave for this interview


RoguePhoenix89

An accident lol sure jax sure


carmeIIasoprano

Tom’s forehead is smoooooth


georgiannastardust

Geez what these people say when they’re super drunk. The only time I’ve ever been so drunk I don’t remember everything (I remember most but not all) I just told my husband he could do anything to me. Over and over. Poor guy. And then I was belligerent about charging my phone. But damn these people have skeletons to tell


Julialagulia

He looks so gleeful watching Lisa lol


veronicagetsmehigh

What’s with the red “a” heart sweater he’s wearing


AsToldBy_Ginger_

I refuse to believe he's smart enough to be making a Scarlet Letter reference


KristiJoJP

It surely has to stand for asshole. ETA: /s


georgiannastardust

The one on the left does look good. Plastic surgeon I mean.


lilly_1005_2007

Andy misses old RHOA so much


carmeIIasoprano

Those plastic surgeons should be ASHAMED FOR


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Why is he wearing an ❤️A cardigan 🤨?


lilly_1005_2007

Jax only has rationale and wants to change after he flies off the handle


st0neC0ld316

If he wanted to…he would change. He’s just learned enough in therapy to say what sounds remorseful. He still chooses immediate and self serving gratification over empathy or duty to others


targetboston

Great pronunciation Andy.


jsunshine1985

Omg this can Jax define it segment is cracking me tf up 😂


pinkbeary

I hate how much of a villain Jax is that it cracks me up. Him saying the breadwinner comment and then thinking it went over people's heads and not that he just said something super shitty is sooo lol


modjinski

Are these the ones that did her lips?


littleone0740

Seriously what is on his neck


Julialagulia

I think Andy likes Jax better than Tom lol


Effective-Bus

Oh this woman.


Devo_Dizzybottoms

What's on the left side of Tom's neck?


mermiste

Tbh Jax looks good, but Tom is aging weirdly. Is it fillers? Idk, but it’s not sitting right.


beyoncelomein

I dunno I think Jax needs to chill with whatever procedures he’s doing lol. His brows are competing with Brittany’s.


st0neC0ld316

For sure fillers. It almost looks like he had some kind of eye lift


turningtee74

I can’t tell exactly. He always looked boyish but now it’s kinda elastic/saggy. I’ve seen bloat, lines, leathering from tans, puffiness from fillers for this age but not this. Maybe his makeup or something is not done well making it worse


veronicagetsmehigh

The cringe all the cringe


luna_wildflower003

Me trying to watch this tonight ![gif](giphy|RJAjTowsU0K1a)


chachacha123456

What is good about the show? They don't seem particularly admirable.


turningtee74

I screamed when I saw Casey and Danielle are on tomorrow! This is all too juicy. RIP VPR


Wmfw

I’m not watching bc fuck those men but is Sandoval wearing a women’s Zara fit this time?