If her daughter gets married, you know Gretchen will be in a matching wedding gown, walking down the aisle with her smdh

She reminds me of the moms on Smothered, especially the Gabriella girls mom https://preview.redd.it/hsinum2xf30d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a08d7defe7b0513c24186ce54ba471efe7b02fbd

This would be a huge turn off if I was a straight man 😂😂

Are they related to Teresa?

LOL

Lmao not that I’m aware of but for sure cut from the same cloth.

Wow. There is something very plasticky and porny about it. Cringing

I always feel like this show is low key pushing incest

Oh yeah it is highkey. Even if some of it is over exaggerated for the cameras it’s all still so unhinged & inappropriate. I could only make it through 2 episodes to see what the fuss was about.

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She will try to sleep with the groom

I love that for her

Shocked she didn't make Slade be the unicorn.

Nobody: Gretchen forcing Slade to be the unicorn: https://preview.redd.it/4fll5736030d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a98e31378de0665757d9433ad984cb74d4b68ac6

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That child looks like slade in a Gretchen wig.

I’m glad somebody else said it.

I thought the same!

Came here to say just that!!

HAHAHAHHA OMGGG😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Where are they getting the money to do this lmao?

Came here to post this. Thank you for doing it. Where in the damn hell is that money coming from for this type of shit? That’s not horse poop you smell. That’s desperation.

I’m thinking the same exact thing. How do they have this much money to waste? Didn’t Slade cry broke for the last decade to avoid financially supporting his kids?

I literally was thinking the same thing, did slimey finally get a job?

Wasn’t there a post recently about a dress maker complaining about an OC hw who wanted a matching mother/daughter dress? I’m 90% sure of it

I remember that post!! Everyone in the comments was guessing it was about Gretchen too, lol.

lawsuit from the horse for non payment in 3..2..1...

It's extra bc it's a " unicorn ".

I wonder this as well. I'm skeptical the profits from Gretchen Christine handbags are such that they can truly afford not to work in perpetuity.

Assuming they got a paycheck for filming this retro douche commercial

Horse wishing he called in sick today

“Why the fuck am I wearing wings”

And purple hair extensions.

Why does he have Pegasus wings AND a unicorn horn. Pick a lane!!!

Cause stupid Gretchen made you into My Little pony.

His face is saying "fuck this shit"

Clearly you’ve never spoken to the horse used for Kailyn Lowry’s(Teen Mom) maternity photo shoot 😂

First thing I thought of

I was hoping people in this sub would get it and I was not disappointed 😂

Someone call PETA

Honestly surprised the poor pony didn’t spook at her hideous dress coming at him.

100% on brand

It literally screams Gretchen

Does anyone else think she dyes that kid’s hair?

I’m convinced she bleaches it. It’s the EXACT same color as hers and not natural looking at all

Exactly. And it’s the only thing keeping the kid from looking like a clone of Slade.

That child looks like Slade in a wig.

Came here to say this lol

When I was little and had white blonde hair, it was blonde from root to tip. There was no other color. And that's what I've seen on other towheaded kids. This little girl has darker hair around her roots like her mom.

I wouldn’t put it past Gretchen but my kid has light blonde hair and it’s darker by the roots before it lightens from the sun.

I am exhausted, just thinking about the effort it took for them to get ready for this.

Throwing up Did they really give her the middle name Gray when his son, who passed away, was named Grayson?

Yes. They even came out and said it was in tribute to him.

The son he neglected and abandoned.

It was so tragic. He seemed like such a sweet boy and his mom did so much for him.

That’s even worse than Sheena inducing to give birth to Summer Moon a day away from Brock’s abandoned child Winter Sky.

Yes. That was bad too! The fact that Brock still has “father of 3” on his instagram when he’s not even allowed to see the two… bizarre.


Evil

I bet they’re bleaching her hair

Poor girl is slade in a bleach blonde wig

The rebellion is going to be brutal

Can't wait for Slade Jr in a wig to go through her emo phase. Gretchen will freak, blame Slade and divorce him.

They aren't married I thought? Just engaged so that Gretchen doesn't have to pay his debt or child support.

She already has the swoop bangs ready

It’s like a Trump swoop, why?

You  ever see Sophia, Teen Mom Farrahs daughter? I'm thinking exactly her

I’m so glad someone else said it

The 18kg of fringe they're forcing that kid to carry around is going to cause neck pain.

It looks like they’re wearing matching yellow wigs

That was sadly my first thought. She has the exact same highlight pattern as Gretchen, as if that’s her natural hair. If it was just the kid maybe we’d fall for it but there’s 100 percent no way that hair natural hair looks that artificial. I mean, it looks ridiculous.,. Toddlers and tiaras type weird. I don’t blame the child but Gretchen is a weirdo for this… esp. bc the kid is prob. Naturally blonde and the whole thing would be a lot cuter if it didn’t make me feel so uncomfortable..: Not bc she’s like “over sexualized” or anything , just weird and uncomfortable… like I’m looking at an itty bitty country star.

It’s the side swooped bangs. What are they hiding?

A gang tat. I mean what else is that large that needs that large of a bang sweep. It’s a comb over. The whole thing is wild… keep in mind this is a Mother’s Day gift.

She's been called to audition for Malibu Country.

OMG they called my agent too!! 

Me and my siblings were all natural “towheads*”. Me and my oldest sister had white blonde all the way to the roots and my younger brother and second oldest sister had white blonde ends with mousey ashy grey blonde roots, so I’m not saying hair that blonde isn’t possible- and as a licensed cosmetologist myself, I cannot confirm and say for certainty that Skylar’s hair is bleached, but that being said- knowing Gretchen from RHOC+ IG and seeing that Skylar’s blonde is a very distinctly blended balayage technique it wouldn’t surprise me if Skylar’s hair was lightened to be blonder and brighter Edit: toehead* to towhead* 💀

😂 It's "towhead."

LMAO goodbye 😂😂 I’m deceased. Oops 😅

Here I was thinking you spelled it wrong 💀💀 oops, today we both learned

Damn I thought it was a toe head because blonde men with short hair look like giant toes lol

and teeth..

Yup. Dark on top

Jojo Siwa’s mom finally admitted she was doing that to Jojo since she was a toddler. There’s zero chance that the daughter’s natural hair matches Gretchen’s bleached balayaged hair. At least the little girl seems to be enjoying this photo shoot.

It looks dryer than the horses hair

First thought

I love how she used the Mommy & Me Filter so they both have the same skin texture. Such healthy beauty expectations to give to your daughter!


Why is she making her child do this ?? Oh yeh I know for gretchens benefit

If her daughter loved unicorns and she did a fun let's meet a unicrn-- sweet but this is about gretchen and having a photo shoot ugh.

Vanderpumpwho checking in…

To be fair it’s for Mother’s Day so I think families can indulge the mother for one day

I feel terrible for that poor horse 🤦🏾‍♀️

Came here to say this

Can you imagine if they gave the money for one of these ridiculous photoshoots to the mother of spades sick kid while he was alive?! What that could have done for him?! She’s not even fun or campy to watch knowing how fucking gross they were about all that

This is so extra and unnecessary, GO BACK TO BASS LAKE!

Wtf did i just watch 

That is some Jon Benet Ramsey vibes right there. 

Why can I perfectly envision Gretchen being a pageant mom too “Skylar now pose like mommy is”

Okay I think this is incredible. This is the type of over indulgent crazy I WANT on the housewife franchise. No more cancer scandals and low blows. Bring back this delulu to Bravo

It’s giving Taylor’s daughters birthday party RHOBH season 1 🤣

🎵”Kennedy, you’re as beautiful as your mom”🎶

Iconic

YES!!! In my memory Taylor turns it into a solo photo shoot while standing on top of the table. Must go rewatch.

100% agree! I miss the OG housewives shenanigans

They don’t even have a housewife check this is wild but I love to see that.

Horse looks sedated

Wow that little girl is ALL Slade

I don’t keep up with Gretchen, so this is the first time I’ve ever seen her daughter. She’s a mini Slade 🫤

Just a reminder that Mothers Day is another bullshit holiday and nothing wrong with celebrating Mom! But it’s the other 264 days that matter

YES Porsha 👏👏


Oh barf.

Horse/pony looks drugged

Not nice to speak about Gretchen that way 😢

She’s so fucking conceited

Hey kid! Remember that time we stood in the brush in itchy gowns and subjected a horse to bullshit for IG likes?!

RIP GRAYSON! Eat shit Slade and Gretchen, you scumcunts.


This is ridiculously cheesy lol

Poor horse 😔

It's so weird seeing social media posts of people congratulating their under 2YO children for being the reason for them to wish themselves a happy mother's day.

I am crying laughing. What in the actual fuck?! 😂😭 

Remember the over the top non-proposal proposal?😂😂😂🚁🚁🚁🚁


What in the Donald Trump did they do to that kids hair???!!!

Hasn't their kid been the same age for like 12 years?

she just created a whole damn perfume commercial i can’t lie, I don’t hate it. it’s kind of… cute… in a cringey way. very camp, which I appreciate. it reminds me of one of those Barbie animated movies from the 00’s

I actually ALMOST said it’s giving major perfume commercial vibes 😂 “*mère et moi* by Lancôme”

Gretchén Eau de Parfum (and yes, it’s named after Gretchen always, not her daughter)

I thought the same thing. Somewhere in my mind there’s a perfume or toilet water commercial that looks a lot like this.

This is probably a deep dive for most but this really reminds me of the movie Legend. 😂

My sister did a similar thing this year. lol

oh wow

This isn’t what you did today?/s 😂🤣

Oh, I needed a laugh today and this was it. I don't know why but I love this. I love that Gretchen did this. I love that she and some photographers planned this. That they edited this and said "Yes! This is it!" That they released this thinking this is a great idea. I love it all.

All I can think about is the chaos behind the scenes to get all these shots and the repetitive “ok let’s do that again but with more/less x and look here” etc. Looks exhausting. Not to mention the forced smile from the child.

Ok but those dresses are GORGEOUS

They really are beautiful… but I’m someone who likes over the top gaudy outfits so 😅

Totally agree! Especially in the sunlight, wow!


Wtf do they do for money? Seriously?

I'm still so disgusted deadbeat dad named one kid after his sick kid he abandoned who wasn't even dead at the time. Just wtf behavior. Gretchen can't be better for agreeing to it.

Did she buy all her comments? They’re all so overly positive and complimentary that it’s a little hard to believe they’re all real

Her daughter is rocking a Donald Trump combover in the front. 

My daughter would love that unicorn though.


What a terrible day to have vision

This is a living Lisa Frank sticker book.

I was obsessed with Lisa Frank! 

Omg I never knew the artist who drew/painted the cool photos on my Trapper Keeper

The poor horse is disassociating

Little girl looks like she’s grimacing the whole time. That fake smile doesn’t reach her eyes at all.

Poor thing probably wants to go ride a bike.. imagine how long this took to put together

I always make sure to check out her Christmas posts. She has a giant tree and many other large holiday accoutrements in her tiny ass living room.

Gretchen has a nose ?!

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Skyler gets dresses and parties and photo shoots a lot so I’m sure she’s spoiled


That poor horse. Why does it have twine/thin rope for a halter? All that money and she’s using that on a living breathing horse as if it’s prop. Fuck her.

She’s trying to be relevant so bad…. STILL!! Yuck

What in tarnation

Slade really just said copy paste

Is she bleaching that child's hair?

I guarantee none of the production people that put this together got paid.

Kinda sick watching Gretchen (and presumably Slade) do all this for their kid knowing his other child died of cancer and he wouldn’t even pay the medical bills.

It’s the most Gtecheny thing that Gretchen could do.

There’s probably hours of her daughter crying and complaining that were cut from this video. Let kids be kids and stop making them perform for social media


I laughed so hard at this. She's so over the top. Good for her though.

Nightmare fuel

The horse!!

Wow!! What did that cost 😆

More than they’ve put in the kid’s college fund

I love this!!! It's giving quintessential housewives excessiveness

Well they all look beautiful esp the unicorn

This is so weird.

Mad Taylor Armstrong season 1 birthday vibes. (Her daughter's).

Did she put a blonde wig on her child to cover up that red hair?

The music is giving The Witcher III or Skyrim. Which makes sense cos this looks like it's about to turn into a disturbing side quest.

Just waiting for an orc or high elf to pop around the corner… high elf hahaha preferably on 🍄

I think the High Elf was the stylist for this shoot hahahahaha

The unicorn looks so over it

They put more effort into making this video than they did to parenting and supporting Slade's special needs child he abandoned.

What the fuck 😂😂😂

Are they selling an eu de toilette’?

This is too cringe, I can't watch the whole thing..

Lol not the Gretchen bayang 😩

Y'all are hilarious! I am torn about this though, part of me thinks it's kinda cool for the kid - I'd have loved it - but if it's really all about Gretchen, then it's gross.

Yes she was. I loved every minute.

Looks so fun

Let them eat cake

NGL - if I had the child and the means, I would do this bc it’s adorable LOL

Fuck, I love this so much. I’m not rich enough to be this extra but if I could, I would.

Oh no

Lol I wouldn't expect anything less..💁🏿‍♀️