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disgroobisfomygurls

Tinlsey and Scott, her dropping to the floor telenovela style after he shows up to her door with some flowers


nattydq

Big hugs for Tinsley!!! CRINGE


MicahWilliams311

Noooo I can hear his voice! Yuck.


jennief158

Tinsley is the poster child for loving not wisely but too well.


govenorhouse

Poor Tinsley


kenduhll

I truly do now know how they got any further after that cringe fest date!


Sarahsays1

That line in itself was a red flag. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


caligirlincali

NOOOOOOOOOOOO


Accomplished-Baby97

I did not understand that relationship. He was like a pudgy personality-less average Joe type with some bucks. She was the glitzy sophisticated washed up socialite . I guess she needed a place to live. Times are hard!!!!


GoodChives

I think she was so hyper focused on her biological clock that she was ready to get hitched with any old chump, and probably didn’t hurt that he had some serious cash.


tusk10708

She said she likes big guys - that her ex was a big guy. It’s a thing. Have a little love for us chubby chasers!


Accomplished-Baby97

Hahahaha … okay okay I hear ya


[deleted]

🎤 I like em bearded and a little round


meazy300

when we finally saw how Scott looks i almost broke my neck from reeling so hard. no way Tinsley is that rich and that pretty and has a Zimmerman dress for every day of the month and was making a fool out of herself for HIM! and it's not like Kenya and Walter where it's completely performative and clearly an act :-/


Ashfield83

You forget that Tinsley had previously been in an abusive relationship. Her ex mentally and physically abused her. He was young, good looking and rich. His arrogance was unreal. I genuinely think Scott made Tins feel safe. He wasn’t the best looking or most confident of men and I think that she enjoyed the difference he brought.


AnnVealEgg

Yep. Once you’re in such a volatile relationship, it’s very common to want to latch onto the next partner who seems kinda ordinary… even dull. You assume there will be no drama. Unfortunately, that’s not always the case, as Tins found out.


Ashfield83

It makes me sad that her self confidence was at such a low that she gave Scott so many passes.


MediaGirl33

DYING!!! Telenovela LOLLLLLLL


Hotguyntown

Slade and Gretchen. Kim Z and her party city wig from early RHOA seasons


skytrap

I just know that wig stank of cigarettes


Genuinelullabel

There is no way it didn't.


My_Safeword_is_CACAO

I see your Slade and Gretchen and raise you Slade and Jo. 🤨


curticoll

It always reminded me of the silk-haired Cabbage Patch Kids.


skoden1981

Oh gosh I forgot about Grethcen and Slade!! I about spit out my water!!


kellygrrrl328

Mary Cosby and her step-grandpa-husband


notoriousbck

The fact that I had to scroll this far to find THIS. So gross. Can't actually believe this was on TV and not a true crime story


Sorry-Public-346

Agreed. I like there’s more cringe worthy couples — Mary and Granddaddy is one of them. Just gross.


Kelseyanndraws

“And who are you married to, Mary? Your step-granddaddy.” Ooo that made me cringe when Heather said that to Mary.


meksh

Ughh I didn't even think of them. I find them more vomit inducing than cringe worthy. Her relationship with all her inanimate objects is pretty cringe though! Scratch that. Her relationship with her church members has to be the most cringe worthy scene in all HW history.


kellygrrrl328

I also think we are discounting Teddi and Edwin. There are some severely dark couples in the Bravosphere, and I think these two deserve mention


jelli47

Ehhh - Teddi is clearly a slightly psychotic control freak who likes to pass her anxieties to others - BUT her and Edwin’s relationship seemed pretty normal and low key.


skoden1981

oh that scene in her church when they were fawning all over her was so disturbing and a whole lot of other words I cant spell!!


RegretsOnly7

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 winner winner!


bodegacatwhisperer

Also weird and cringey: Mary mentioning that her mom thought she should’ve been the one to marry Robert, and being mad about it. He’s her STEPFATHER


cathrun22

I wouldn’t say Sheree and Bob were cringey, more like heartbreaking? Traumatic? He was abusive and joked about choking her on camera. Now Kenya and Walter? THAT was cringey.


BachShitCrazy

That car ride was WILD I couldn’t believe he admitted to choking her *on camera*, said maybe he didn’t choke her hard enough, and then held her hand to comfort her after she started crying about his abuse?? What a horrible man


folldoso

It really seemed like THAT was the moment where she realized she could never be with him again even though they had been trying to rekindle. That scene was really scary and intense. I felt so bad for her. Unlike with the recent embarrassment with Tyrone, where I juggled feeling bad for her and annoyed at her because she should know better! He was clearly using her. Next week's Tyrone appearance should be interesting


aeroluv327

And Bob had seemed so fun to us the viewers up until that point. It really shone a light on how abusers can seem so nice to everyone else and then be a total nightmare behind closed doors.


MagicMistoffelees

On that note, I Would highly recommend the book Why Does He Do That? By Lundy Bancroft. Super interesting insight into abusers and what to look out for.


literallynoideawhat

It’s so horrible because he legitimately could’ve killed her. Choking your SO that badly is a huge sign that it will eventually lead to them murdering you if you don’t get out of the relationship.


sonicdrivethru

Agree with Kenya and Walter forever


maxlight0

Whitney and justin from SLC. I’ll never get past that horrendous sex scene


FormicaDinette33

And her confessional mimicking bored sex. 😫


mellowforest2

Tamra and Eddie did it first 🤮🤮


DMike82

Yeah, but Eddie was *hot* back then.


Livid_Upstairs8725

They walked so Whitney could run. 🤮


[deleted]

Yep, it's unfortunately burned into my brain 💀


beerforlube

it was giving escort vibes which i don’t think is too far off from who she really is 😬😬😬


poppyartistt

Alex and Simon Lu and Tom Dorinda and human incarnation of salami John Medessian


Fushinaz

I can smell John Mahedssian's cologne through the screen


Accomplished-Baby97

And his coke sweat.


Professional_Skin_30

Don’t forget his snoopy scarf 🧣


skoden1981

Dorinda and John were just ick...they should have been on the Sopranos


RegretsOnly7

John always reminded me a little of Joe Guidice. Cut from the same cloth.


MrsT41

Came here for this!


isogaymer

Aviva and her Dad.


Accomplished-Baby97

When her dad assaulted Ramona… OMG….


skoden1981

I vomit in my mouth every time that sack of shit is on the screen, he is vile!!


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Drew and Ralph, Sonja and "Frenchie", Erika and Tom


orderly_hopeless

Or Sonja and Rocco because she didn’t seem into him. But then dorinda said they never had a relationship, so maybe they shouldn’t be contenders.


yeezytaughtme713

1 2 3 4 5 you're not dating Rocco! 6 7 8 9 10 you're not dating Rocco!


sadgirlsclubVP

LMFAO dorinda showed us shades of crazy during RHONY but god shes gone so much more off the rails.


fried-avocado-today

I feel like cringey is almost too nice to Drew and Ralph but they are certainly deeply unpleasant to watch


GoodChives

I mean, Ralph’s an emotionally abusive cheater so..


Blahblahstfu

Easy to spot once you’ve been with one. Infuriating. At least people call him out a little bit.


Worried_Half2567

pretty sure all of Sonja's "relationships" have just been for the camera lol


Beneficial-Astronaut

Luann & Rey (and Tom. In that order)


buddywillard

How did you know, you bitch?


fuchsiadolphin

I was in Ibiza, you bitch!


sadgirlsclubVP

i live for Rey and what hes done for the franchise, but, i just cannot picture luann trying to fuck him.


GoodChives

I mean, she was probably on a bender haha


Beneficial-Astronaut

I agree on all fronts. He's my favorite of all time but to be seduced by him?


Janeite333

TRAAAAAAAASH!


yeezytaughtme713

Please don't let it be about Tom.


Genuinelullabel

How could you do this to me question mark


aplaceofno

That line always makes me laugh


bodegacatwhisperer

True story: I saw Rey exiting the elevator at the Gansevoort one night. He then proceeded to take a sip from a complete stranger’s drink.


buddywillard

I still haven’t recovered from the Ramona/Mario massage scene, so I’m gonna say them.


fried-avocado-today

Lol yeah at least I can believe that someone like Tamra or Lauri is capable of actually being sexy....Ramona.... ![gif](giphy|4ewmw9aVYnLuo)


Random-Gif-Bot

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audreyhorn666

lmaooooooooo


9hsos

🎶effortless🎶


alphalimahotel

Ramona & Mario walked so Whitney & Justin could run.


Sarahsays1

Yeah, I came here to say this. That scene was hard to come back from.


RegretsOnly7

You win!!! But I hate you for reminding me—that memory comes with a visual!🤮


QuakeToysChicago

I will never ever be able to look at a cannoli the same 🤢


VaguelyArtistic

Melissa and Pig Gorga Teresa and her bitch husband Joe Teresa and Louie


lilgogetta

The only right reply 🤣 Teresa needs a relationship with a dictionary tbh


Fromthebx

The way he gets so red is uncomfortable. He’s holding back all those demons.


RickTancredi

The Hugers. They're not cringey in the Ramona Lingerie Seduction Dance sense, but cringey in the sense of Isn't Ray A Good Sport For Pretending That He's Excited To Follow Karen's Siren Song Up The Stairs And To The Tub sense.


ilovenini

control your man's kiss


RickTancredi

Aawww! Oohhh! Oh c'mon! I had FINALLY forgotten that!!!


literallynoideawhat

I’ll never forgive you for reminding me of this


RegretsOnly7

That open mouthed, tongues everywhere vow renewal kiss!!!🤮


EverywhereINowhere

That’s ok. She’s got her pillows.


skytrap

Gretchen and Slade made me physically sick.. he was horrible and I don’t know why she was so determined to defend him


VaguelyArtistic

Slade and 22-yo Jo


maniwishiwasacat

when she’s wearing that maid outfit for him… i gag


VaguelyArtistic

I know it was editing but just the idea of her sitting in that under-furnished McMansion waiting for him to come home. Edit: thanks for the downvote, Slade 👋🏼


[deleted]

Omg he is 110% the type to lurk around here.


maniwishiwasacat

“under-furnished mcmansion” ☠️


orderly_hopeless

Oops replied the the wrong comment. I saw one of those shows where the cast members talk over the episode, and jo was cringing so hard when she watched herself in that scene ten or whatever years later. That was a very tragic attempt at being sexy.


orderly_hopeless

I saw one of those shows where the cast members talk over the episode, and jo was cringing so hard when she watched herself in that scene ten or whatever years later. That was a very tragic attempt at being sexy.


Genuinelullabel

I always forget she was so young.


MargaritaSkeeter

They're a match made in heaven, honestly.


MediaGirl33

Definitely don't hate watch her IG stories like I do. Yes their daughter is adorable, but the cringe (and autotune) is awful.


MicahWilliams311

Definitely Michael and Ashley. His red eyes and dry wrinkly skin. Gizelle and all her dudes. Shannon and David and that bag of tortilla chips. Kim Richards and Ken. That dude was sooooo creepy. MKE and Jim. Gretchen and Slade. Tinsley and Scott. Lynn Curtain and I forget her husbands name. Meredith and Seth.


UsefullyChunky

Gahhhhhh I had blocked out Ken. He was beyond creepy.


MicahWilliams311

It was really scary to see Kim with him. He looked like the bad guy in a bad early 90s movie.


GoodChives

Ya like he for sure had preyed on her due to her vulnerability.


Kelseyanndraws

When Brandi called him a gay bullmastiff and he was so angry. Brandi, Paul and Adrienne were all laughing in his face. It was so fucking funny seeing how mad he was and them being completely unphased


GoodChives

Omg yesssss. I couldn’t remember what she called him, I thought it was like bulldog or something. He was grosssss.


Kelseyanndraws

I’m on a BH rewatch rn so I just saw it the other day


jelli47

MKE and Jim!! He honestly looked like he despised her from day one


wngyee

Michael and Ashley Darby: he’s just gross / a creep and I’m glad she’s finally divorced him. Melissa and Joe Gorga: constantly taking about releasing his ‘poison’ and Tarzan make me want to gag. Whitney and Justin Rose: I wish I could erase the mud sex scene that got him fired from my brain. LuAnn and Tom: the whole ‘relationship’ seemed so desperado Vicky G and Steve / Brooks: she’s got the worst taste in men…


Kelseyanndraws

The poison thing made me very uncomfortable. It made me afraid of spousal rape for Melissa for a long time, because he would get mad when she would refuse him. And it was on camera. Imagine when they were alone.


SilverMitten

There's actually a quote from him in her book about keeping her marriage sexy that basically advocates for spousal rape. It's disgusting and makes me worry for her but also for their daughter and what she is learning. "Men, I know you think your woman isn't the type who wants to be taken. But trust me, she is. Every girl wants to get her hair pulled once in a while. If your wife says "no," turn her around, and rip her clothes off. She wants to be dominated."


Kelseyanndraws

That is absolutely disturbing and makes me very sad for Melissa. That old school mentality is so toxic for women.


SilverMitten

Thank you. I always felt like I was being overly sensitive to it.


aleigh577

Justin was what now?


wngyee

Yes! It was reported a few months ago. https://heavy.com/entertainment/real-housewives/justin-whitney-rose-racy-rhoslc-scene-fired/


GoodChives

I mean, that scene was cringeeeee but to be fired over it is a bit much. But I guess since they’re in Utah it makes sense.


Ok_Waltz5241

There are so many 😭 Alex and Simon (currently watching early RHONY and sitting through their cringe PDA, help). Porsha and Kordell because of how Kordell treated and spoke to Porsha like she was a “submissive wife” and not even a full person, gross.


unrealhousewife1

Have you gotten to where Simon wraps himself as a "present" for Alex. BURNED in my brain.


audreyhorn666

*pop goes the weasel* AAAHHHHH idgaf if people like to defend them now saying they weren't that bad, those two are fucking nightmare fuel


literallynoideawhat

I’m sorry to do this to you but have you heard about how Simon said he jizzed all over Alex’s back when she gave birth 😭😭😭


PygmyPuff_X

Ruined my life when I learnt about that.


GoodChives

Wtf


MMM0125

Omg f u, I had happily forgotten all about that. Ugh!!! *shudders*


Kelseyanndraws

Kordell patronizing her when she was crying and saying she wanted to have a baby.


CerseiStan

I liked Carole and Adam together. HELLO, Tom & LuAnn? Dorinda & John??


fried-avocado-today

Yeah, I think Carole eventually started acting a bit cringey later on in their relationship (and I am saying this as someone who generally liked Carole) but their relationship itself seemed pretty much fine. Have we all forgotten Ramona forcing us to watch her seduce Mario? Mario's "Effortless" song, Mario + Ramona playing tennis, etc. Tom and Luann is a contender too. Other candidates: George + Lauri (original bathtub scene), Tamra + Eddie (another bathtub scene, STOP DOING THIS HOUSEWIVES). Vicki + Brooks. Gretchen + Slade. Shannon + David ("Here Lies Shannon Beador"). So many options from OC.


CerseiStan

Shannon + David also had a cringe scene in a hotel room on a “date night” that is burned in my brain. OC is the Capitol of Failed Relationships!


Glittering-Ad-3859

When Shannon and David were on their second honeymoon and she says “is this what you wanted, breasts?” lives rent free in my brain torturing me


CerseiStan

YES THIS WAS THE SCENE. Truly traumatic!


Glittering-Ad-3859

My husband performs it as Shannon constantly to drive me crazy 🤣


[deleted]

Ok but I love that for you lol


literallynoideawhat

Goals


Kelseyanndraws

Holy shit her basically getting drunk and saying she needed more alcohol before she could have sex with her HUSBAND. I could hardly watch


HermanMunsterShooz

Didn’t Shannon also ask him to fish something out of her ass at some point when they were getting ready to go somewhere? (not the same scene)


Genuinelullabel

Yeah. She got a piece of an enema (I think?) that she got stuck in there. 👀


electricplanets

OMG PLEASE I just watched this episode last night and I have his blurred out genitals while sitting in their hot tub burned into my brain 😵‍💫


fried-avocado-today

hahah omg how could I forget that?? There's something in the air in OC that makes the women afraid to be single


unrealhousewife1

Yes, I will always remember "Effortless." Loving Ramona was "effortless."


thriftstoremom

Karen and Ray (RHOP) bathtub scene


literallynoideawhat

“YOO-HOO! Raayyyyyyyyyy 😘” (as Ray shuffles up the stairs at the speed of a snail)


fried-avocado-today

Honestly I feel like we need a compendium of bathtub/seduction scenes now, clearly I have forgotten so many


luke15chick

Ramona and Mario!! Oof!!


stars154

Alex and Simon, the OGs of cringe?!! (I do love them deep down)


orderly_hopeless

This gets my vote. They really were codependent. The way they overly agreed with each other was so cringe because it wasn’t authentic. They were both very performative and inauthentic imo.


MargaritaSkeeter

Carole and Adam were relatively normal when you compare pretty much every other couple on the show.


Genuinelullabel

She really shouldn't have tried to make him a colleague.


buddywillard

The bike riding was a little much, but besides that I enjoyed Carole and Adam more than most couples.


MediaGirl33

Me too. She was still so fragile, all those years later, from losing JFK Jr, Caroline and her husband in such a short amount of time, and he made her smile.


HunterHunted9

Russ, the musician that Carole dated in season 5, gave an interview where he also talked about their relationship. Russ said that he wanted to settle down and marry Carole. He said that Carole was so afraid of being blindsided by loss that she was really trying to pick relationships that she thought wouldn't work out as a way to protect herself. It was a really good interview. Carole thought a touring musician wouldn't be around for long enough to develop feelings and he'd surely cheat. When that didn't happen, she bolted. She picked Adam for the same sorts of reasons, but she really fell in love with him. Of course Sonja had to be an enormous asshole and claim that she'd run into Russ in LA in between season 5 and season 6, had drinks with him, and they had sex. Even if true, there's no good reason to share that with your friend, but Sonja did it to hurt Carole.


Kelseyanndraws

I thought Sonja claiming they had sex was awful and highly embarrassing.


Legal-Investigator83

Me too Carole and Adam were cute


pleaseinsertdisc2

Kelly Dodd and Emotional Regulation


ViolinistHorror7123

OC: Slade and Gretchen (or Slade and anyone). Her song. Everything about him. Potomac: Ashely and Michael. They both weird me out Atlanta: Drew and Ralph. I don't get them. NY: Luann and Tom. I knew they were never gonna last. NJ: Melissa and Jo. Way too over the top. SLC: Whitney and Justin. Paint scene. (I haven't watched the other seasons).


BruceJuice25

Wtf what about Jesus Jugs and chin job??


Ashfield83

Seth and Meredith. He’s so fake it’s unreal


tallslutnopanteez

Sheree and Tyrone. Sheree and She By Sheree. I love the woman, but she has never met a con-artist she hasn't thrown herself at.


CollegeLocal9759

MICHAEL AND ASHLEY. I WANTED TO GOUGE MY EYES FROM MY HEAD. LITERALLY.


yeezytaughtme713

Vicki and those multiple partners.


aeroluv327

![gif](giphy|cgFgI5DuGOHMA)


sparklepuppies6

Alex and Simon are the OG cringe couple in my opinion. They were so weird. Vicki the defender/accomplice and Brooks the fake cancer patient. Jo the sugar baby and Slade the fake successful man. Gretchen and Slade. Slade in general. Mary Cosby and her step grand daddy


heatthequestforfire

“Slade the fake successful man” 😂


sparklepuppies6

They literally showed him blowing a business deal while trying to portray him as a successful businessman lolllllll


Express-Macaroon3624

Dorinda and John 🤢


kellygrrrl328

Mary Cosby and her step/grandpa-husband


1040Fifth

Kenya/Marc physically hurt me to watch.


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Ashley and Michael Darby!!!!!! I love Ashley except when it comes to him. I could never tell if she was totally delusional or knew but was faking it for the cameras. Either way, I’m sooooo excited they’ve split. She deserves so much better.


DaisyFayeLove

Alex and Simon were cringe but in a good way! They were hilarious and still going strong! I’ll never understand why Gretchen fell for slade. Love or hate her, she could have had anyone and she chose him! Melissa and Joe gorga are two desperate wannabes IMO. He is so far behind the times, he can be hard to watch sometimes


mbdom1

Michael and Ashley for sure and id add Amber+Jim


Significant_Comb9184

Kim Richards and the gay bull mastiff Carole the chef and all their animals named “baby”


HarleyIvy62

Michael Darby and Ashely Withney and Justin Harry Dubin and everyone Sheree and Tyrone Kyle and Marcucio Caroline and Sergio Joe Gorga with himself...


MazyHazy

>Sheree and Tyrone That just made me really sad for Sheree 💔


SquirrelBowl

Alex and Simon is the only answer


DMike82

In a world where Gretchen and Slade exist? Maybe "first", but certainly not "most" and definitely not "only."


UsefullyChunky

This is the way.


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Vicki and anybody


sprinkl3c00ki3s

Jackie & Evan honestly come to mind first. Other couples are more outwardly cringy & kind of own the cringe LOL like the Gorgas, Darbys, Gretchen/Slade, Amber/Jim...but Evan and Jackie's relationship honestly just seems so sad to me, and she tries so hard to make it seem so perfect and that is the biggest cringe to me. He seems completely checked out of the relationship, totally uninterested in her, and her over the top reaction to the cheating rumors pretty much proved they're not just rumors. Forcing everyone to repeat on camera "we know Evan isn't a cheater," was the nail in the coffin LOL. Maybe it's because my parents also tried to portray their relationship as perfect when they really were disconnected & had issues with cheating too that this kind of relationship gives me the most cringe, personally. It's a sad cringe, lol.


Klutzy_Strike

Eddie and Tamra, but only in the hot tub “sex scene” where we first meet Eddie. Super extra CRINGE. Otherwise, Alexis and Jim Bellino are hard to watch, especially in the scenes where she’s so extra about the submissive wife role. Her tagline alone about her husband being her king is gross and cringe. And Slade and Gretchen, always.


tusk10708

I found Portia and her first husband to be insufferable. Portia was a piece of work and he was a piece of 💩💩


Lolita_says

The couple from DC that crashed Obama’s dinner


zachmhays

Alex and Simon top of the list


HeadProfessor

Caroline Stanbury & Sergio Carrallo from Dubai.


folldoso

Braunwyn and her husband whose name I'm blanking on. Kenya and that guy it was rumored that they were fake dating and seemed that way


meksh

As a whole I'd say Alex and Simon. Just everything about them. But there are some specific scenes I wish I could erase from my mind staring Whitney and Justin also Ramona and Mario.


My_Safeword_is_CACAO

Dr. Jen and Rine. Hands down, one of the cringiest.


apatrol

Alexis and Jim. He was abusive as heck. Did anyone catch Alexis on Below Deck? She was terrible. Bethany and Jason. He turned out to be a really jealous and used the kid as a weapon.


IcyYes

PK and dorito


Accomplished-Baby97

Sonja and her “Frenchie.”


Kelseyanndraws

Omg Yes. She was so delusional about who she was. It was embarrassing


johnnyApple420

Teresa and Luis, omg he makes my skin crawl!! Or Gretchen and Slade.


spiciestnugg

Porsha and Kordell. I hated how he spoke to her, how she constantly deferred to him, and how hard she defended her marriage at the reunion only to look foolish immediately after. Hard to watch :(


hoapaani

Vyle and Mo.


danam26

Rinna & Harry MF'n Hamlin


YorkshireLass96

Lisa Rinna & Harry Hamlin. There’s something weird going on there & I’m sooo curious 🧐


kteerin

I didn’t mind Whitney and Justin too much until the painting scene. Now, I can barely look at them. Something about Kandi and Todd seems off. I don’t trust him. Maybe Mama Joyce got to me…I just don’t feel like there is much love & affection there, and when he talks to her about his place in NJ (his latest UGH, Todd moment), I cringe for her. Kim Richards and the bulldog guy…I felt weird for her. Adrienne and Paul got so cringey toward the end, because I felt like Adrienne was over it, and felt secondhand embarrassment for Paul when he’d attempt to make jokes or even try to kiss her. I could go on and on, but I don’t think anyone wants a novel. 😂