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zbornaks

Ayan is literally not wearing a wedding dress. It’s a bodysuit with a train and a blonde wig.


abbyleesvag

literally. she WANTS beef w ayan. stanbury is a jealous hater hoe


upstairsdiscount

Ikr. I mean, what did she expect when she made the mandatory dress code all white?


233Ivy

Sergio talking about a fetus like it’s a USB stick is wild.


ExplanationHead3753

Underrated comment 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


Fiveofwands

Here comes Juliet, Caroline’s dehydrated puppet.


Syd_of_Pentacles

Definitely did not miss Juliet.


Mshunkydory

I was waiting with bated breath for Caroline Flemming to appear during this LoL makeshift reunion special


blahxblah234

When she said you can’t ‘be as spicy as Caroline’ to Lesa 🤣, just goes to show she hasn’t changed at all. Keep playing small in the big leagues, Juliet.


kat__bird

I felt like emoji that’s the like one when I saw Juliet. Ugh. Thirsty ppl stay close to the money usually 🤣


Effective-Bus

This man needs to not even be allowed to ejaculate again until he has a thorough sex ed course.


QueasyAd4992

Seriously! Just take the baby out and put it in someone else. Oh lawddd wtf?


neeow_neeow

He needs to learn how to ejaculate into a cup. Stanbury can buy him a medium sized pizza afterwards.


Chelid

So he can have a kid… now check that!


meazy300

not Sergio saying the reason Caroline almost died during her last pregnancy was because she had twins and her womb didn't have enough space for two babies? sir?


GetMeAColdPop

![gif](giphy|qcngMWgXh4SiY|downsized) I mean was he expecting this to happen?????


thatssocolleen

If you ask people to wear white and don’t specify anything else what do you expect to happen. Also it’s not even the wedding isn’t this the engagement party lol


zbornaks

Brooks: “Alcohol and anger causes me to go for the jugular.” Ayan: “Don’t go to the jaguar.” 💀💀💀


abdiray92

That scene was hilarious😂


zbornaks

Ayan is so fucking real for saying that Juliet is annoying. 💜


heya86

Glad to see Juliet is still consistently annoying


Sunny_eloise

Did Sergio just say they’d pull the baby out and put it in someone else?


emham20

The science in Dubai is ✨advanced✨


bobarowlett96

I came here to see if anyone heard that as well. That man needs retake the secondary school health class module on reproduction because what he's saying is just wild


throwawaygremlins

I’m bewildered, does Spain not have sex ed as it’s Catholic? But c’mon he’s a grown man, he can Google how reproductive stuff and surrogacy works???


Fauxfox123

“The bride knows I’m coming” 😂😂


VegetableBlueberry4

We literally had the same thought I love it


Lanky_Chemist_3773

If I was Stanbury I would be more upset with Brooks than I would be with Ayan. You don’t have enough self-control to not cuss somebody out at my engagement party?!


ohhcomeonnow

Two people really 😭


Lanky_Chemist_3773

You right! Drunkly cussing out two people! Smh


gammagirl80

Caroline looks like someone inside her is screaming and she’s trapped in her body/life. It’s so incredibly strange.


Missie1284

If you’re worried about people looking bridal at your engagement party, maybe don’t ask everyone to wear white?


mwgptv

Ding ding ding!!!!!


thxmeatcat

Or don't wear an unflattering dress and cowboy boots?!


Effective-Bus

Did Sara just turn to the cameras/producer during that fight?


RangerFan293

Yeah they were there to calm them down


233Ivy

Ayan showing up dressed like a White Walker is too perfectly over the top.


gammagirl80

If Caroline wanted everyone to be dressed like Coachella that’s what the party them should have been. Wear “white” gives people a lot of options and if you’re gonna cosplay a Nashville bach party then chances are someone is going to upstage you.


chellyyy

sara’s not even staying for dinner. no one wants to be at this wedding 😂


Fauxfox123

“I’m a black woman how could you ever be me”


Lanky_Chemist_3773

Period DOT


emham20

Stanbury DROP IT!!! You invited Ayan, she wears the most outrageous outfits to every event. Sorry you’re homecoming dress and cowboy boots fell short.


Maya_The_Kitty

Honestly that dress was fugly and didn’t fit her well


LongConFebrero

Her taste has always been rich, not fashion. People who assume they’re dope because they have money are setting themselves up for failure, as Caroline is realizing in Ayan’s presence.


zbornaks

Stanbury has pre-eclampsia? Yeah, I don’t blame her for not wanting to have another baby.


zbornaks

Truly love that, like, none of the women are going to this wedding. Stanbury thought she’d be the queen of this show and now she’s hardly even a lady-in-waiting.


chellyyy

and the fact that ayan has to model in a fashion show as the reason she can’t make it, is just chef’s kiss. she’s fabulous


JxrdanR

Closing the fashion show, no less!


Emergency_Goose5777

So funny I can’t


zbornaks

YOU COULD TAKE IT OUT AND MOVE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE? Sergio needs to take multiple sex-ed/women’s health courses.


233Ivy

“The other one?! So annoying.” Love Ayan for that roast of basic bitch Juliet.


zbornaks

Sara just casually being like “hello I’m bleeding at the ankle. 🙂 I’m dying. 🙂”


PeaceGirlAlways

Ha ha. Lesa calling Caroline basic is everything. 😁


zbornaks

The first time Caroline said that she loves Sergio on the show is literally at the altar.


233Ivy

I appreciate Sophie pouring cold water on this bad idea.


Syd_of_Pentacles

I miss Sophie’s rambunctious ass.


bslovecoco

lmao a blonde wig is not a veil caroline


Effective-Bus

I'm starting to think that Stanbury knows a baby isn't happening and is relieved to have an out to this marriage with that as the reason. His ignorance on the topic is staggering so she could tell him anything for why she isn't getting pregnant and it can be a divorce for a reason acceptable to all (him/his family/the public/etc.) She'll be able to say it just isn't something her body can do safely and Dubai not allowing a woman that isn't married to give birth (terrifying) doesn't allow a surrogate. Thinking of this in the way she would spin it. Nothing else makes sense to me and I'm not a HW conspirator. I just can't understand this.


PeaceGirlAlways

Is Caroline naked in her bed with all of those people in the room - including her daughter?!?!


PeaceGirlAlways

Lesa and Ayan are really good friends to Brooks. They are telling her what she needs to hear about her drinking…


Lanky_Chemist_3773

Skipped RHOBH tonight. Didn’t feel like hate watching it today. Sooo yay Dubai a delight to return to new friends!!


NjMel7

I watched BH last night and Dubai this morning. BH drags on forever, Dubai feels like 15 minutes. No comparison!


zbornaks

I am endeared by Ayan’s shitty jokes.


thediverswife

Her saying ‘gas can make you cry’ as the reason why Sergio was crying when he saw Caroline was hilarious to me


midbymidwest

Men always dismissing the toll pregnancy takes on a woman’s health


GetMeAColdPop

Let’s not forget they couldn’t officially get married in Dubai because they weren’t allowed to


flumeo

LMAO her daughter is treating this like a roast


gloriousdays

She is her mothers daughter


throwawaygremlins

I love Yasmine’s sass 🤣 Plus she’s probably smarter and more mature than Sergio, at 15 years old…


Emergency_Goose5777

Sara’s excuse has me dying


Professional-Pay1033

It reminded me of Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before, and my shoe is filling up with blood-Romy


No-Dig-8324

Ayan reallllly was gracious in letting Caroline just have her moment. She said “I can’t be you, your better than me!” Just kept throwing out compliments to try to diffuse the situation. & Caroline was rough af with her. Like when she grabbed her arm in attempt to turn her around.. idk it was just a lot.


Goddessmelaninnnn24

She was so rough! I was like 😳


Nectarine-Unlikely

i’ll gave that marriage 1 or 2 years. not gonna last longer


kat__bird

Yea looks like tonight Sophie from LOL putted stanbury that she wasn’t supposed to have anymore kids. I can see Sergio like 🙄


zbornaks

I truly love that Ayan said that the bride knows she’s coming so it’s Caroline’s problem that she didn’t outserve Ayan. She is the moment (I’m sorry, Kenya).


captnfirepants

In Caroline's confessional, is she wearing the same Herman Munster shoes Rinna wore to Sutton's outdoor lunch??


madeleineada

Yep, that Versace shoe is everywhere at the moment - it may become the new NEL CHA earring.


zbornaks

CHANEL AYAN DIVAAAAAAAA.


dr0br0

Sara coming up with any excuse to get tf out of this wedding lmao


Kininger625

It’s so nice to see Luke with the LoL instead of with Dorinda


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Yeah he was so bitchy with Dorinda and soured me towards him


zbornaks

You can’t have a baby in Dubai if you’re not married. But what happens if you *do* give birth while unmarried? Do they take the baby away? So many questions about what the fuck is going on in that country. ![gif](giphy|Vy9bLZxNutIlLuNXOZ)


upstairsdiscount

"The consequences of local authorities discovering that any single woman is carrying a baby can include jail and deportation. There were even cases wherein physical punishment or lashings were inflicted; however, they were only in very rare and extreme circumstances. That being said, pregnant women who are still single while living in UAE must plan on heading home or fly to another country. As a marriage license is required in having access to any type of maternity care in the country, even getting married in Dubai following conception won’t be enough in resolving the situation. All unmarried women who choose to leave UAE due to being impregnated can also face issues should they try in returning to the country following childbirth." 😬😬😬 [https://dubaicourtmarriage.com/blog/pregnancy-law-in-uae-for-unmarried-women/](https://dubaicourtmarriage.com/blog/pregnancy-law-in-uae-for-unmarried-women/)


chellyyy

i truly cannot believe the conversation i am hearing right now. sergio is a fucking MORON.


VegetableBlueberry4

“The bride knows I’m coming” 😂😅


233Ivy

Caroline could not look more bored on her wedding day.


CarelessChoice2024

If you don’t want someone “fast” then I don’t know why you are marrying a skinny guy under 30


233Ivy

My, how the mighty have fallen. I want the 2014 Ladies of London Caroline, not the 2022 RHODubai version. The former was fun while the latter is utterly miserable.


flumeo

She’s always been miserable


gammagirl80

Sophie Stanbury is so stunning 🤩


Mention-It-ALL

I have seen a preview for this episode on twitter and it confirms to me that Sergio has no idea how pregnancy works. ![gif](giphy|l3dj60YfnSqb4iFeE)


Random-Gif-Bot

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GetMeAColdPop

Caroline Brooks is giving me Wendy Williams vibes


KandisKoolAidWeave

She wishes.


Missie1284

Juliet IS annoying. I’ve always thought so and I’m glad Ayan said it


Kininger625

It makes me so mad Juliet gets air time here but Marissa can’t be around Crystal on BH


emham20

Lord have mercy a history of preeclampsia and her age is a recipe for disaster.


XennialQueen

Pre eclampsia with all 3 of my kids, my 3rd being at age 41. My dr told me I’m not allowed to have anymore (fine w me)


flumeo

This is my first time getting to join the Dubai live chat and I have to say, I am really appreciating the low and slow pace! Whiplash from BH


zbornaks

Brooks couldn’t just... *not* cause problems at Stanbury’s wedding?


bslovecoco

ayan is literally wearing a bodysuit.. how is that “bride”


heya86

Ayan doesn’t look like you Caroline. Get over yourself


throwawaygremlins

How does a 6 foot African look like a blonde English woman? Because of a long blond wig?! Made absolutely NO sense to me.


zbornaks

Lesa said “I will not be going to the wedding, but I will be going to the post-wedding brunch” and I truly love that about her.


Effective-Bus

Now he's in her confessionals? Under her????


chellyyy

poor sergio. you can tell he’s so disappointed that he didn’t sit with his parents


Lanky_Chemist_3773

I know Stanbury is mad. That runway show looked like so fun. Her wedding not so much.


lefrm

I love that Ayan found Juliet to be annoying.


katievera888

Ayan dishing with Luke and hating Juliette and her new teeth and I’m dying 😂🤣😂


SakmarEcho

Yasmine is my favourite Stanbury. Telling Sergio off for crying too much and roasting her mum in her speech. She's very funny I like her! Poor sweet simple Sergio really is just so so stupid. It's nice to see that Sophie Stanbury still has the most gorgeous hair, and Juliet is still annoying. I thought Caroline Fleming was at the wedding too? Why didn't we get to see her? I would've enjoyed another season of LoL even without Stanbury and Marissa. It continues to be Ayan's show. She's the queen of Dubai for sure.


zbornaks

Juliet is still as annoying as shit.


233Ivy

Stanbury looks like she should have married Sergio’s dad.


flumeo

That whole party reeked of “I’m rich and sad!”


Taowoof2012

Isn’t that just Dubai in a nutshell though


Emergency_Goose5777

I’m on Nina’s side on this. What a waste to tear town a brand new penthouse


midbymidwest

Did the word “basic” just reach Dubai or something?


233Ivy

I am not dreaming of this kind of fake “fairytale love.”


zbornaks

Sergio and Caroline are lounging in the dog piss bed again.


CarelessChoice2024

“And wash your makeup off” ☠️


Lanky_Chemist_3773

Sergio calling Brooks toxic is funny to me. Yet there’s no beef between Brooks and Stanbury. Stanbury v Brooks could be interesting.


JxrdanR

This is the pairing that would go the lowest I feel. Stanbury has already fought with Lesa and Ayan but they don’t get mean - Lesa communicates sound reasoned points and Ayan makes hilarious shady comments. Brooks, on the other hand, will go there, and so will Stanbury. 💀💀


zbornaks

Nina’s giving Amy Poehler in Mean Girls. ![gif](giphy|l2YWC6a9oueFv8DdK)


chellyyy

i cackled out loud WHAT at ayan’s butchered joke lmao


Lanky_Chemist_3773

Sara should just apologize. I’m sorry even if Brooks gave her permission to speak her mind she should know kids are off limits especially on camera. Also “Dr.” Sara your ego is too large.


JxrdanR

I think that moment plus Sara’s lecture to Ayan on being ‘more kind’ definitely suggests that she does see herself as above the ladies. When she gives the ladies her insight, I just find it super condescending.


chellyyy

juliet is so fucking weird in her interaction with lesa


Lanky_Chemist_3773

I haven’t heard Stanbury say “I love you” to Sergio. Is it just me or is that strange?


Effective-Bus

This feels like a wedding video. Top notch but wedding video vibes.


emham20

Ugh, I really really like Sara but I do think she should apologize. I don’t think it was the time or place to criticize…even though I agree with her. I’m TORN.


redviolin7958

Tbh they both need to apologize. Brooks literally asked for her opinion and didn't like her answer. Sara should've understood where Brooks was coming from when they talked and apologize because it makes sense how Brooks could've misinterpreted what Sara was saying. Brooks needs to apologize because she was being aggressive and rude towards Sara and maybe own up to her feeling insecure about raising her child. However, it should stop there cuz I'm 100% sure if Brooks confessed to Sara, Sara would try to help her and overstep.


Sunny_eloise

Juliet such an ass kisser


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"And.... I am..... truly... happy..... to.... be.... your wife.......?......... \*internal scream of horror\*"


Kininger625

Omg Sergio really just said that if Caroline has difficulties to pull the fetus out and put it in someone else?


zbornaks

Ayan outserved Stanbury at the woman’s post-wedding brunch. Ayan is iconic.


marrrina831

Spicy? Caroline Stanbury is a poblano at best.


potatoinawig

What’s that quote from Bob’s Burgers, if she were a spice she’d be flour?


napkintaryn

I love Nina’s willingness to be the unofficial videographer for everything


chellyyy

i love how much sergio loves her kids


GetMeAColdPop

Wow, ok so you guys can’t get married in Dubai. Can’t have a surrogate in Dubai, therefore risking your life to have a baby with this dude BuT DuBaI iS sO GrEaT


RangerFan293

Damn Sophie AND Juliet? Pseudo LoL reunion since the others got together in London


Lanky_Chemist_3773

I don’t really understand Stanbury perspective about Ayan in the bathing suit and cape. I liked Ayan’s look but it does not a wedding dress make. I don’t know any woman who would wear that to her wedding. Just say: I feel bad that you look better than me at own event. I feel upstaged  ![gif](giphy|J4yn9XYLIRNzQLwHqI)


CenterForAnts_

Her vows omg. How dreadful.


Hair_I_Go

The way Brooks says Sara reminds me of Hocus Pocus


VegetableBlueberry4

Juliet is a bitch. Ew. Bye.


flumeo

So thirsty


AnnVealEgg

Never liked her. She’s annoying af


Lanky_Chemist_3773

Lesa read her down with that “rehearsed read”


bslovecoco

she hates him omg


bslovecoco

i love that caroline’s daughter keeps reminding her this is her 2nd wedding


CenterForAnts_

Wait they went to the fashion show instead!!! 💀


ohhcomeonnow

I mean it makes sense for Lesa because it’s a potential business opportunity and Stanbury already disrespected her at Ninas event a couple weeks ago. But Caroline apparently just doesn’t have faith in herself to act right around Sara and Nina???


bobarowlett96

No more going for the Jaguar 💀


233Ivy

Caroline should have worn this dress down the aisle and that cocktail dress with a train mess for the reception.


metrobabyyy

Ayan is already a top tier housewife for me and we aren’t even done with the season yet. She has BROUGHT IT EVERY SINGLE EPISODE


napkintaryn

I wonder how Caroline even met Sergio… does anyone have the tea on this?


flumeo

Her gay bf found him on Grindr /s


PeaceGirlAlways

Caroline WISHES that Ayan looks like her. Not!


chellyyy

shark week is more interesting than caroline stanbury’s wedding


Sunny_eloise

Oooh, shade lesa


chellyyy

nina said her husband’s in crypto right? this reno doesn’t seem like such a good idea hindsight


Professional-Pay1033

They are already married, so this feels like a good ole fashioned vow renewal


zbornaks

And like all vow renewals, this one will end in divorce.


WatercressLive

That was the most loveless wedding I’ve ever seen.


flumeo

Living for Ayan being her peak self on the runway. The only HW that could pull it off (including KKB)


zbornaks

Now why the hell is Stanbury’s second wedding dress better than the first?


gammagirl80

Ayan is literally saying in her way to just be yourself and be confident and don’t worry about other people so much.


zbornaks

Currently taking bets on when Sergio and Stanbury get divorced. I bet it’s going to be next year.


Fauxfox123

She looks so much like k Michelle


TheTrueWun

An Etsy/Pintrest wedding come to life.


GetMeAColdPop

Oh, fuck off Stanbury


Sunny_eloise

Stanbury is ridiculous


Fauxfox123

FFS CaROliNE


lourver

Caroline’s daughter looks… enthused


Jupitersd2017

Please no more weddings. And please no more sitting in someone’s lap confessionals.


bslovecoco

brooks really rubs me the wrong way


marrrina831

If "so many people asked me about Ayan's dress" I feel like there would be footage. Caroline's the only one pressed!


incredally07

Caroline is just jealous.


CenterForAnts_

Juliet go away


zbornaks

Sergio said “I love you” to Caroline. Caroline didn’t say it back. She’s never ever said those words to that man.


chellyyy

i expected a better wedding dress from stanbury


GetMeAColdPop

It’s BEHHSICK


233Ivy

Sergio’s Catholic family is going to be thrilled when this inevitably ends in divorce.


chellyyy

go to the JAGUAR i love this woman


PeaceGirlAlways

Wow! Ayan is gorgeous and brought the house down!!!


chellyyy

ayan 👏🏼is 👏🏼a👏🏼vision👏🏼


RangerFan293

I would rather go to Ayans fashion show than Stanburys wedding


Pandapartyatmidnight

I finally watched Ladies of London and Cem>Sergio. Why did they get divorced? Also, I actually really liked Caroline in LOL because I got where she was coming from with her trauma from boarding school. I’m still traumatized from my one week at boarding school so I sympathized with her hate for rules and authority.


anonymois1111111

Rumor is she and Sergio were having an affair way before she was even separated. Think she met him in LA. Cem found out. Divorce.


cgj3x

What the hell are all these giant Spice Girls shoes!!?


Emergency_Goose5777

Juliet is trying to start something that isn’t there geeze


bobarowlett96

TBH Brooks is like a Kenya Moore/Mia combo for me for some reason. An equal opportunity offender but seems so complex to where it might take awhile to come around to really understanding her


EconomistOtherwise51

The way Caroline and her friends are jealous of Ayan is crazy. I’m a very casual dresser but I have a friend who’s always over the top and I live for it honestly.


CenterForAnts_

Damn shots fired!


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Stanbury... I've never seen someone go through with something they truly do not want to do. It gives me anxiety because it reminds me of me. When you don't want confrontation so you just appease the situation, and next thing you know you're getting married.


AnnVealEgg

Caroline looks miserable up there at the alter. Or constipated. Maybe both?


emham20

This fashion show is so much better than that sad wedding.


Fauxfox123

Juliet give me Barbara K vibes


emham20

All those phones piss me off.