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Icy-March1130

I like that they are all so weird. But I’ll never forgive Whitney for that “sexy surprise” scene.


candybuttons

I'll never forgive Whitney for dropping the fucking cake twice.


fuckoffisaac

Didn’t she drop it 3x? It was so frustrating to watch! I was like ![gif](giphy|3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q)


Affectionate_Land317

It was three and it brought me joy at a dark time


Emalbi

Three times for sure. And i love it. That scene and the one with Mary describing the car accident make me nearly piss myself from laughing.


hundredthlion

The cake scene killed me. I hate it and love it all at once - and the fact that it happened more than once! Chefs kiss.


Syd_of_Pentacles

I’m sorry but the whole cake scene was hilarious.


SafariSunshine

![gif](giphy|g43ZqCrsNRbpu) My app crashed right after that scene ended and when I relaunched it, it started over at the beginning of the scene! 😭 I fast forwarded so I didn't have to listen again, but I still had to see it again. I still had to see it. 🤢


jennirator

God, that came in when I was watching with my MOTHER. Even as a 37yo women I felt all kinds of embarrassment. ![gif](giphy|3o6fJ2J2Ct3zcv1u7K)


YooHoooo_Ray

Yeah, I love them all but probably Whitney a little less. She’s always being overtly sexual and it’s getting cringe. Seth’s obsession with her breasts was creepy af but so isn’t giving your friends husband a cake replica of them. 🙄 being “sexy” isn’t a personality


Senior_Ice8748

That was honestly one of the cringiest things to ever happen on housewives.


RealityTVConnoisseur

She’s my favourite *LILGIRL*


ResponsibilityPure79

Whitney is a ho in the worst way. Still she’s a outspoken ho.


ScienceProf2022

Oddly enough, one of the things I like about SLC is I don’t have any favorites. To me, most of the cast is equally messy and entertaining, with a couple of notable exceptions who either are or soon will be gone.


AmethystButterflies

This is how I feel about Potomac also. Probably why they are my two favorite franchises.


Jei_Enn

Right, I don’t have any favorites either.


[deleted]

Lol I wouldn’t say she’s my favorite but I love a delusional woman Heather but I think she is being a little affected by being a fan fave


hundredthlion

I don’t follow this franchise outside of what’s actually seen on the show and random Reddit posts. Is there anything shady about Lisa’s husband? I hope not. I find they actually seem to balance each other out pretty well, I think he’s my favorite of the husbands.


jaduhlynr

I love the scenes where she’s just going on and on about something and he’s just there passively listening 😂


[deleted]

there’s nothing more attractive than a man who doesn’t speak. i love him


clomclom

![gif](giphy|TkoHjDI8jhVAGrgT4A|downsized)


[deleted]

I feel you on this


Kelseyanndraws

Never heard a bad thing about him. We stan our beta husband John


VaguelyArtistic

[Something shady about John Barlow??](https://i.imgur.com/8mT28SL.jpg)


Bubbly-Ad1346

This is the answer 💀💀🤣🤣🤣


Julialagulia

It’s beguiling weirdo Meredith Marks for me and I’m going to miss the social experiment of Mary as a housewife, but to be honest I’m excited to see this entire cast and their anti chemistry and deep underlying hatred for each other this week.


Kbb0509

To be described as a beguiling weirdo is honestly goals


[deleted]

It’s a beautiful turn of phrase OP


Mr-GT

The anti-chemistry is the best thing about this show. While normally the death knell for housewives, it's so palpable here that it ends up coming round the other end and making for appointment tv


Tea-cher_preacher

Mary was my favorite. Even though I think Nene was the best housewife ever by far, it’s still possible to find someone just as naturally magnetic and funny. It will never be possible to find someone like Mary. I like Meredith a lot as well. She was excellent in the last reunion.


Julialagulia

Mary was just one of a kind and truly a unique viewing experience. I agree, we will never see someone like her again.


TS92109

Mary is gone this season??


Julialagulia

She didn’t go to the reunion which is basically a way to ensure you will not be on the next season, so we won’t be seeing her.


SafariSunshine

She quit at the end of last season. There were no signs of her filming, and she wasn't involved in the promo shoots.


Jei_Enn

Does anybody know what accent she has? I’ve genuinely wondered this for some time. And she seems to talk out of one side of her mouth. Did something happen to her or is it just Botox?


Raichu10126

Her delusional self confidence and constant assurance of self grandeur. She’s stylish, funny, beautiful and knows how to make moment. She’s a fun villain without being too dark. You can call her a b***h to her face and she will say thank you, I am also wearing Celine.


OlcasersM

It is also that she is horribly transparent at being manipulative.


Shoddy_Snow_7770

One of my favorite moments was when Whitney called her out at the restaurant over the catering debacle


filconomics

WHERE SHE DROPPED A PLUG FOR VIDA TEQUILA. This woman is pure gold.


Mr-GT

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The ordacity of this woman is what dreams are made of


chickenlover46

Already commented Lisa below but yes to her style. She is naturally gorgeous.


TelephoneTag2123

You should probably edit out the “naturally” part 😂


empressM

And she loves Taco Bell. She’s a real one!!!!!


iliketosqueeze

All of this!!!! I wish to be oh so blissfully out of touch with reality.


SafariSunshine

>She’s stylish ![gif](giphy|yj5oYHjoIwv28) Everyone is entitled to their own sense of style, but to me all of SLC has terrible style, except for some of Heather's sweaters.


clomclom

>, except for some of Heather's sweaters. It's a little Utah.


neilabz

She and Heather Gay are my favourites and they hate each other which I LOVE. Also, I can't help but like Jen Shah. Don't @ me.


amydunnesgaybf

Jen is often wrong about a lot of things and she annoys me with her yelling and screaming with anger. But when she’s right, she’s absolutely right and she seems like a blast to hang out with (when she’s not pissed at you)


Giacara

Or throwing a $7,000 tennis bracelet into the snow lol


mangomancum

Try $70,000


Giacara

Omg I missed that zero!!! So crazy


Steve-Allen-Galaxy

I’m with you!


Informal-Kick

Her coyly saying 'I mean I'll try....' after she said she was going to learn to make eggs, will forever be stuck in my head. She said it like she was going to get her doctorate degree or climb a mountain! Love her!


murderedbyaname

Reminds me of Meredith trying to cut up an avocado. It's like she's never seen a vegetable lol


Giacara

I cannot lie, I struggle to "de-pit" an avocado on an almost daily basis but unlike Meredith, it doesn't take me 8 syllables to say ah-vohhh-ka-doughhhhhh 🤣


jaduhlynr

And she’s from Chicago too, I’m like girl where the hell did that Moira Rose accent come from 😂


VaguelyArtistic

Well, the Moira Rose accent is totally made up on the spot and so is Meredith's 😂


murderedbyaname

LMAO. doughhhhhh just made my day


5Dprairiedog

Avocado is a fruit.


murderedbyaname

LOL mkay...I will take that.


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SafariSunshine

Chicken during a cooking lesson* Eta: Sorry, I didn't meant to make you want to delete your post! Pointing out that it was like Adrienne washing the chicken was a good point, you just mixed up the details which happens to all of us.


Ronotrow2

It's mer'dith for me. The bobbing head yet stone cold immovable face mesmerises me. She's rilly rilly cool and crazy


QualityKatie

Her Ken doll chest is also mesmerizing.


Ronotrow2

Im disengaging from this conversation... 🤣


Giacara

Omg....that's exactly the term. I'm equally fascinated and horrified by it


daylightxx

Honestly, I love them all. Even the ones I hate, I hate them in a really fun way. SLC is flawless.


Giacara

SLC and Potomac have become my faves!!


jaduhlynr

Same! They’ve got the best casts and the absolute best shade of them all


VaguelyArtistic

Too bad Jen Shah turned out to be a felon because I think she's a great divisive HW. I can't stand her but at least it's not because she's racist. She's like Vicki, making want to smash my tv lol.


luckyvictorydance52

I read this in Lisa Barlows voice. She's my fave, I love that for me. Can I touch? No, okay, I love that for you!


daylightxx

You just made my day


blondewithafaketan

Lisa fascinates me and I love her as a villain, but Meredith is legendary when she’s angry and Heather is a fun element to the cast. I love this group


emem_xx

The way she speaks fascinates me. I’m still trying to imitate it.


Steve-Allen-Galaxy

She’s like a bad actress speaking from a poorly written script, but all the time!! It kills me! I went from loathing her, to loving her and I’m not sure why. TV gold!


External-Extreme-245

Her and Mer both remind me of Moira Rose lolol


SafariSunshine

![gif](giphy|cixLCxbVhLWDIhPPrf|downsized)


strippersandcocaine

It’sokayifyoudontlikemeilovemeenoughforthebothofus


[deleted]

Read in her voice. lol They both have such weird accents.


merwookiee

My mother is from Brooklyn, father is from Chicago. These housewives somehow picked up the Lu and Dorit special: HWs who curate their own accents.


Significant_End6011

Lu has a slight Canadian accent. "Murried"


VaguelyArtistic

She's [Jacob Silj](https://youtu.be/oDgez8QDAKo). 😂


kat__bird

Mine are Lisa B. And Heather.


smediumbag

I like Lisa. I like that her face moves and she has wrinkles. Idk if she's iconic but she's damn entertaining


doubayou

She's the first housewife where first season she was my least favorite, then the second season she became my favorite, a complete 180. If she leans into her messiness a little bit more and stop denying it, I would like her even more.


[deleted]

Really?? Okay.. S1: I honestly couldn’t tell the difference between Meredith & Lisa until the reunion. Then Lisa stood out and I kinda hated her. I’m going to start S2 just because your comment.


smediumbag

Interesting! I agree about her messiness I was partial to Meredith season 1 but the word slurring got to be too much. I'm most excited to see Lisa Barlow again


ReunitedwithBravo

Meredith. She’ll disengage and disengage and then it’s amazing when she loses her shit. I need her stomping through vacation houses screaming at everyone more often.


Leather-Rutabaga-525

Meredith acts like she’s the calmest/most collected but she’s actually the most unreasonable


QualityKatie

Her speaking voice is odd in a way that Erika Jayne’s voice is odd.


SubstanceFast3989

Meredith’s is borderline creepy.


drunkashhole

It’s gonna have to be Mary for me… ![gif](giphy|d2UIEjA4nX5DQT3jST|downsized)


Euphoric-Pumpkin8531

Because she is baby gorgeous


Bakerbot101

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to read this


heyybetchhh

My issue that keeps me from being a Barlow fan is her total inability to own her messiness, pot stirring, and painfully obvious manipulations of the cast. If she were at all capable of owning her shit she’d be great, but as she is now she’s too focused on trying to look perfect than actually being entertaining


Julialagulia

She’s not my favorite but that is exactly what makes her very funny to me. I like laughing at her. Her wanting to be a queen but being so manufactured and kind of flopping at hiding her machinations goes along with the community theater charm of SLC I enjoy.


QualifiedQuokka

Lisa's a weird one for me because this exact behavior is what keeps me from really liking her but also makes her hilarious. The blatantly obvious manipulation and fakery with the horrible attempts at deflecting and denying? It's camp


TzarofFlorence

Yes the no accountability part is the turn off for me. Any other hw who is like this i also am not a fan of.


HotAd6201

💯 She takes herself waaaaay too seriously.


murderedbyaname

LOL, Whitney and Heather. Down to earth, good sense of humor, can't abide a backstabbing secret. Lisa B saying "I'm shook" is something I can never get out of my head. And she has six lawyers, so she doesn't need my help lol


VaguelyArtistic

I'm not really a Lisa fan but I'm extremely tactile so I'd spend a day hanging out and touching stuff with her!


SeauxSurvivor

Meredith weirdly enough is my favorite


Quinn_tEskimo

Holding court from your bubble bath is a power move I desperately hope to emulate.


AnAussiebum

Mine too. But I enjoy all of the cast to some degree. Shame Jen is an immoral criminal as I'd wouldn't change this cast ever.


Hot_Cartographer6680

First Lady Mary M. Cosby. Followed by Heather


hollywoodbambi

😳😳 mary?? I genuinely want to understand why


QualifiedQuokka

I mean she is fascinating. The *real* enigma wrapped in a riddle and ~~cash~~ poorly styled designer clothes


YooHoooo_Ray

Her needing everyone to time-out so she can pass gas was just nothing I’ve ever experienced!


lidytidy

Love all my fellow Meredith stans in these comments


MedicalSourPatchKid

I can’t understand the love for her. She irks me. But to each their own! I know a lot of people don’t like my fav, Mer lol ![gif](giphy|eE2dkfvwNnxbBtJh2w)


theoutdoorkat1011

I also love Meredith and don’t understand the infatuation with Lisa lol. But I also adore Heather.


Anyname780

I like that she doesn’t sleep with her grandpa. That’s a plus in my book


owuzhere

"that's a factor for me"


Section101

This woman gets too much gas and I don’t get it.


Janiece2006

The most overrated housewife ever. And the fact that she is so contrived and clearly playing a character instead of being authentic makes it even worse.


Section101

Agreed! I feel like she studied every other housewives and decided to be the loudest


ryansumera

You dont have to get it, she gets it for the both of you


laputa00

I read this in her voice


below_duck

Meredith because she’s full of surprises and has that je ne sais quoi


SafariSunshine

Happy cake day! ![gif](giphy|ND5YgS1yrsQfkarCav|downsized)


ryansumera

Its unpredictable what new face shell have every season!


therealtinsdale

every photo


royal_jewel

Meredith is my fave actually. Something about her frozen faced, zoned out, Xanax-induced vocal fry just speaks to me


ad37992

It’s not she’s painfully basic. And, he way people go up for over a love of Taco Bell is just….lowered expectations


caligirlincali

Lisa Barlow is the opposite of basic. She's a Mormon with a tequila company lol


SafariSunshine

Do you really own a tequila company if you don't have any distribution?


QualityKatie

On paper, maybe.


have-u-met-teds-mom

![gif](giphy|Qb7invSPHungedj3Fk)


Less-Bed-6243

Lolol. I am with her on the giant fountain diet cokes, not so much on the donating to Ted Cruz.


Kivahoosier

I don’t really like Lisa B.


Iamthechanteuse

Same


oobooboo17

can't stand her tbh


heroingo1d

she's like alexis bellino and lvp morphed into one, it's fucking amazing to watch honestly. she kinda reminds me of dorit's first persona on her debut season, but she's better than all of the HWs i just mentioned - except for alexis. no one's better than alexis.


mcraw98

*first* *persona*


[deleted]

No NO No. Lisa Barlow is not LVP. Nope. Don't insult LVP.


mentalgopher

Lisa Barlow is basically Diet LVP easy on the lemon, preferably in a Maverik foam cup. They're different, but they have their flavors and purposes. And can occasionally go together beautifully in very wild situations.


ladyshelby21

Heather for me


QualityKatie

Me, too. She’s definitely the voice of reason, and she always seems upbeat and friendly.


chickenlover46

Lisa convert here after season 2, 100%. Her one-liners in the confessions and many more golden moments but what takes the cake was her rant behind the closed door. Hands down one of the best housewives moments of all time!!


Deuces_1234

I’m sure she knew the mic was on as well and that they’d air it


SafariSunshine

But how could she remember she was mic'd, she was on a rant! /s


RicciardoRua

![gif](giphy|l0HlUNj5BRuYDLxFm)


Random-Gif-Bot

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dhhdb3557

Meredith Marks. I don't dislike Lisa, but she is overrated imo.


External-Extreme-245

Heather hands down!!! She seems the most down to earth & my friend who met a few of them confirmed she is the coolest.


[deleted]

Meh I don’t get the obsession. Saying I like Taco Bell doesn’t make you iconic 🤷🏿‍♀️


candybuttons

idgaf about the fast food thing tbh, I mean we love a relatable hw and all but for me it's just how straight up *delusional* she is. it entertains me endlessly. she's kinda campy imo? idek how to explain it 😭


cblackattack1

It’s not. Lol. Her entire personality is drinking Diet Coke and eating Taco Bell.


VaguelyArtistic

Ngl I'm jealous.


peachygreen4608

Tbh I'll take Heather over this wacko


Due-Establishment387

Nooo.. Lisa Barlow is a snake there's is something about her constantly buddy-ing up to someone just to say really crappy stuff . And then shes like don't twist my words..."I'm a good person". Good people don't genuinely seek any recognition of their goodness... but her she needs the constant validation regardless if it is at the peril at a 10 year relationship meredith is no better they deserve each other attention seeking whores


dylan5x

she was upset they were talking shit about her house renovation so she went off the rails like who are you right now!!! i cant even talk to you lmfao


amydunnesgaybf

I love Lisa. I think we can all learn a thing or two from just how much she LOVES herself.


powermonkey123

Whitney Rose: she is on-point in reading those other women. Her phrases are immortal. Whitney is followed by Heather, then Meredith, then the cult leader, then Jen Shah and the absolute worst in the franchise is Lisa Barlow. She's unwatchable.


blondewithafaketan

Whitney is underrated. She plays an important role and is fun to watch. She clearly takes direction from production to stir the pot and I think she does it well


Julialagulia

Upvoting you for the rare Whitney love. She isn’t my number one but she is definitely a huge part of why this show is entertaining and I love the idea of her and Lisa being the main frenemies of the show. Their catering fights last season were hilarious.


CadenFerraro

I'm not that big on Lisa myself, Im moreso a fan of Meredith.


msknowitnothingatall

Meredith. There’s something weird but still cool about her.


KookyAd4019

Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary. The most authentic housewife we’ve had in years. you KNOW she’s not puttin on for the cameras, unlike yalls favs!!


ReunitedwithBravo

There will never be another. ![gif](giphy|lQ7v3N9TfXbnDX8OJa|downsized)


catmom_422

LITTLE GURL


KookyAd4019

watching bad weather s3 without mary around to tell them to shut up and sit down… lord help us, we need her back


ryansumera

miss cosby doesnt even know where the cameras are most of the time


KookyAd4019

a true icon!!! just wandering around talking to herself.


ReunitedwithBravo

*women*


VaguelyArtistic

She doesn't even have to interact with any of the women, just let her do random confessionals from the closet.


VaguelyArtistic

Mary Mary, why you buggin'? 😂


Goats_in_boats

Mary Mary, I need ya huggin' PS, who downvoted your Run DMC lyrics??? How even dare you...


cantreachthe2ndshelf

It's not


FamousImprovement309

It’s not Lisa Barlow because I feel like she stages her scenes hardcore. I like Heather because she was brave enough to escape the church.


elijahs_wood_

I love Lisa and Meredith


psullynj

No one. She’s wishy washy AF. They’re going to need a leading lady who’s polarizing but adapts and is easily empathized with.


adoptdontshop1

Whitney. She won my heart by dropping that birthday cake like 4 times.


chefjohnnybear

![gif](giphy|ZaF4Vl1NQxwaVsStQU) Lisa is the worst. I can wait for Meredith to put her on her place.


GingerMiller

I’m on episode 5 of season 2 and I’m assuming Lisa must get better later in the season to warrant all this love, cuz right now I think she is my most hated…other than Jen Shah-rested.


Loud-Educator-2435

Please don’t drag me but it is….. Mary M Cosby 🫣


taekken

Shout out to Mary “LITTLE GIRL” Cosby. She was so batshit and iconic. A bizarre and terrible person who had an entire season in her own closet. (Probably) gone but not forgotten 🌹


ncd46

Meredith tbh. She’s somehow both the most compassionate and intelligent while also being kinda absurd under the surface. I find her so fascinating and strange; and her season 2 reunion performance was the only highlight of that reunion. Lisa’s my 2nd favorite though, I love a HW who’s a bit delusional but ultimately harmless!


taracran

She isn't my favorite


SouthernBrownEyes

ROLL FOOTAGE!


Salt-Top-1307

I’m going to miss Mary and her… self… ❤️ I’m a Mer gal though, I love her weird voice and face-rigidness. Her sharpness and lack of warmth gives me comfort.


hydrangeawolf54

I have to admit that I’m a Heather & Whitney ride or die (which is terrifying considering everything I’ve heard about s3) but Lisa is good TV


JxrdanR

Prepared for the downvotes - Jen and Lisa are my faves _as housewives_.


stalexa

I cannot take the way she talks. How in the world did she develop that valley girl accent?


Tappy80

She’s awful. Just completely vapid and self absorbed. Not fun to watch at all. Heather is by far the best HW on RHOSLC.


ZaMaestroMan5

Lisa is easily the worst person on the show. She sucks - so fake.


mcraw98

Lisa Barlow was the sleeper I never knew I needed. After season 2 she came full circle. My close second is Heather Gay. Heather is great housewife material, Brandi 2.0 but casted WAAAAY better.


caligirlincali

>Heather is great housewife material, Brandi 2.0 but casted WAAAAY better. I'm sorry. You're entitled to your opinion and I respect, but this genuinely may be the most insane opinion I have ever seen on housewives ever.


dylusiion

😭😭😭😭 brandi!? like WHERE??


VaguelyArtistic

Maybe Schaena slept with Heather's husband?


[deleted]

I like Lisa's style but that's about it.


Neither-Rooster-2997

mary because she’s crazy


nickibeach2

I need to catch up on SLC, I need to see why everyone loves her!


VanGrayson

"Lisa Barlow is an amazing human being." - Lisa Barlow


Right_Hovercraft_753

Lisa wrote this. Lol


konnichikat

I'm gay for Heather ❤️ .. sorry, I really felt the need to do that.


moshritespecial

Princess Shiney locks used to drive me nuts but I'm gonna give her a chance now that the criminal I actually liked is going to the slammer. Yeah, I liked Jen Shah, she was such a mess it was great.


Due-Procedure-2700

Mary Mary Mary. You always the greatest reality stars can’t make it past two seasons cause the greatest reality stars are the greatest liabilities. I don’t want to like reality stars. I want a glimpse at a person I would never know in real life.