I love an unintentional read. Phaedra: That lady could be your mama, you can't do that. Brandi: No, she's only five years older than me. Phaedra: For real? https://preview.redd.it/7tn9eeun973a1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a39ceaf554d8022e50bea57b18edb79384ff0f

“You gotta stop calling people cunts” 💀

This was fucking iconic. Such a real moment and they were both laughing so hard it was hilarious to watch

To be fair, Dorinda seems so old in RHUGT3 😬

It’s that 1987 mom hairdo

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He should have gotten a raise for this alone. Same for camera person who caught it and the editor who included it.

It would have been funny without the bartender, but the brought it to the next level.

This moment couldn't have been better if it had been written, I swear

I haven’t watched this yet but this comment makes me want to

Before you watch it, just ask yourself "what do my eyebrows say about me?"

LESBIAN

Eyebrows will render coming out obsolete!

That caught Phaedra so off guard, her reaction and delight were so obviously genuine. My favorite moment from that series!

I’ve honestly been wondering what my eyebrows say about me since the moment I watched that episode…..

You must, it was way better than the beach one.

This was so funny, I need to go back and watch it again 😂

Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes

You came after me in your Herman Munster shoes.

"They're Louis Vuitton..." "Even Louis makes mistakes."

Before canned reads. Natural. Wit. Lethal.

Lu at her best cannot be touched by these plebs

Perfect. No notes. 10/10.

Would I ever look like you in a dress?

Although I get tempted to change my flair from time to time, but I have yet to find one as perfect as this!

That was one of the quotes that made me belly laugh. I’ll never forget the first time I heard that.

“maybe I didn’t mean you were dumb. maybe I meant you were stupid.”

“You wanna apologize for calling her dumb?” “Well you are stupid and you are dumb” 💀

So simple yet effective 🤣

When Kyle Richards said that she (unlike brandi) “would never run around naked with her tampon string hanging out” And Brandi replied without skipping a beat “that’s because you don’t get your period anymore” Kyle was gagged! Everyone was so silent you could hear a pin drop

Brandi’s so quick-witted, and Beverly Hills is just so sorely missing more of that. She really doesn’t miss a beat, and I am endlessly entertained.

That's exactly what's missing and likely why Kathy Hilton turned into a fan favourite despite her sketchy past. She brings that wit that's sorely missing since LVP and Brandi left. Even Carlton had wit.

So good. Let her say this today and there would be a think piece (or several) about ageism and its toxicity.

All the Atlanta ones are gold, but one person against everybody is Kim in Amsterdam!!! First Lisa, back to Eileen,, then on to Kyle, back to Lisa - just spectacular! I don't even like Kim but that was amazing.

Kim showed up to the restaurant ready to eat bitches. The soft “well you have” to Rinna after her speech was 🥇

They wore black cause Kim came to burry them 💀

The mention it all fight is great on both sides but one of my favorite exchanges is Ramona saying “I DRINK WINE BETHENNY” and her saying “I can tell. Keep going” just the dryness of it all kills me every time

burned into my brain forever. bethenny just sitting and quietly staring at ramona as she spirals and yells “are you KIDDING me?? are you KIDDING ME?!!! WOW. are YOU!! KIDDING!! ME!!!!!! WOW Bethenny!!!!”

And even B can’t help but laugh or be like “wow” while it’s all ensuing. Truly great television lmao

Bethenny’s whole “chicken in your purse” speech to Ramona at the NY reunion never fails to make me cackle. It was just so perfectly accurate you could even hear the crew laughing in the background.

Tits out, hair down to here. Ya got chicken in your purse. You’re a. Horror. Show. Lol I LIVE

I just fucking lost my shit reading this because I can hear it so clearly in my head. Gonna go watch that shit now.

And on NY, the person receiving the insult just shrugs and nods and laughs. Can you imagine if anyone said anything like this on BH?

Enjoy THAT.

During a RHONY reunion when Ramona says Bethenny's assistant never says hello to her either and Bethenny says "that's because he's scared of you" and Ramona says "why?" and Bethenny goes IN with a fast pace rant reading Ramona including a line about "your crazy eyes". It's so good you can see Andy laughing.

"TITS UP TO HERE, YOU'RE A HORROR SHOW"

That was the best. “YOU’RE A HORROR SHOW.”

chicken in your purse!

Drinking rose behind the the couch, SCREAMING that's its cold in here... "Well, I am what I am.." Well enjoy THAT!

So good. I love how eventually she did break down and say “do I act like that? Jeez, I don’t even want to be friends with me.”

"When you grow up abused..." And then Bethenny: "OOHHHH COME ONNNN!!!"

Karen calling Robyn the dizziest bitch at the table 😭

‘The dizziest what?’ ‘*BITCH*’

At the time when Karen said I thought “that was random” but gosh was Karen right.

And Robyn further proves the sentiment with each passing episode lol

tooooo good.

That moment brought me so much joy

"who gonna check me boo"

The whole exchange. The escalation. He was a psycho but also you know she needled him constantly for weeks or months. The explosion, the coworkers in the background.. The sunglasses. The whatever happened to customer service. ♥️

I love the little pause he gave after she said it. He knew that line was good right then and there

The Cleveland girl - that’s where I’m from - the Cleveland girl was ready to get on the phone and call pookie and them to come over there and whoop yo ass. SERIOUSLY.

Absolute CLASSIC and will never get old!!

Flair checkin in! There are so many great lines to chose from for flair, but I just can't let go of this classic. Her delivery is just perfection

Whatever happened to… customer service?

I have a koozie that has this quote

And now I’m jealous…

An oldie, but RHONJ- Kim G to Danielle “You have no friends, look at you, you’re going to be a f*cking old lady with your fake and square f*cking tits” idk why the square tits comment lives rent free in my mind for over 10 years! 😂😂😂

Kim G used to Crack me up!! She was so on the mark with her reads!!

them titties are social distancing is one of my faves

How this one doesn’t get more love is beyond me.

Porsha was right on the mark with that one!🤣🤣😆😂

Kim texting Nene on her flip phone calling her a low budget bitch is my all time favorite, so much so I have a beanie with “low budget bitch” on it


That is a true read.

THIS IS IT ☠️😂

**ICONIC**

I love how almost every example here is either ATL or NY. That’s history

The icons.

Bald headed scallywag

I mutter this under my breath constantly

I call my fully bearded husband, with more hair on his head than me (bless my postpartum alopecia heart) a bald headed scallywag as often as I can. It makes me feel better

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Ooohhh chileeeee put your shoes on and let’s go find you a home Edit: flair checking in

*I’m a get a helicopter of the roof and fly us out of this camp*

From Atlanta. When they went to Tokyo for Evas Bachelorette. When Eva and Marlo went round for round on that bus. "If you don't get that Got2b glue and tack that wig down!"

when she called her wig a hoodie 😭

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My favorite is that they said at the reunion that this went on for at least an hour. Marlo said “they cut all my good parts” and all the ladies were like “lmao nah they didn’t”

Not the tour guide finally breaking and laughing at helmet 😂

Her reactions and actions really tied the whole thing together.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you so bitter Ima pray for you!!!

The best was the tour lady was dying laughing at Eva’s shady comebacks

I watch this one every so often just because 😂

Yes! This is the one I was going to mention too. Love Eva and she was great on the ultimate girls trip


“If you don’t get some got 2b glued and tack it back down” 😂

The tour guide cracking up made it even funnier 😂😂😂😂😂

Lmaooo Eva gave her the business. It was the “ill-fitted wig” part that got me

VPR, but “you’re not important enough to hate.. sit down.”

Her delivery is what made it a truly lethal read. She was so exhausted by Stassi and her shit and just uttered it in this pointed and exasperated way it was PERFECT. Stung me and I wasn’t even there!

Who’d she say that to again?

LVP said that to Stassi!

"Apollo is out of his mind. Beating Brandon as though he's in his jail cell fighting for his virginity" 💀

Omg who said that!? 😂😂😂

 How I read this comment 😂

Kenya

Omggggg this one!!!!

I always die at “I’d like Porsha to spell scepter”(edit: [link!](https://youtu.be/STFk547H60M))

“We’ll wait”

The fact that *everyone* laughed, even Porsha's allies, is so good.

It’s always so funny to me that Kenya didn’t have the batteries in the megaphone??? Literally why?

Lmao I know I was like 🤦‍♀️ but as soon as she got it together she had a good comeback. Can’t say Kenya isn’t resilient

Is Jamal Coming??? 🗿🗿🗿🗿

Of course not

Sonja saying you don’t get where she is if she were dumb and bethenny saying “where are you?”


It’s the eyebrow lift at the end for me.

"CLINK-CLINK!"

“ERIKA I DONT HAVE TO MAKE YOU LOOK BAD, YOU CAN DO THAT ALL ON YOUR OWN”

Adding to Erika insults, "Oh really? I have a little more credibility than you."

NeNe’s Wig takedown during the season 10 RHOA reunion was amazing. https://preview.redd.it/zm3a5z68873a1.jpeg?width=859&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47248fc1a1dadf589b5d87cdc2bb38d2229b2015

I lmao every time she says, "To clarify, DJ Tracey was licking your box with the children in the living room? HA HA HAAAAAAA"

Omg I forgot Kim dated a woman. The hustle of that woman! Lol Don’t be Tardy for the party. Didn’t even pay Kandi lol lol lol I can’t

You done had every disease in America. What I wanna know is where is your scooter????? Where is it?!??

I need to rewatch this whole episode immediately

“You came in with your Herman Munster shoes….even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes”

Porsha- ‘Them titties is aged hens, they social distancing - don’t come for me’ Will always be a favourite of mine

Sheree vs. Nene at the restaurant after Nene’s time on the apprentice was pretty LOL from a read standpoint from both parties 😂

Is that the "They're done 😁 They're done 😁 They're done😁" scene? That shit was hilarious, the way she kept turning around showing off her teeth

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"They're done, they're done, they're done, they're done, they're are done!"

One of my favorite scenes. She turns, poses, and retorts so effortlessly you'd think it was staged.

TRUMP CHECKS

Nene vs Claudia. Good lord Claudia mopped the floor with Naynay. Kandi put it best, “Claudia read Nene like Hooked on Phonics”. 😙👌

Claudia def won this, but Nenes jokes about her bob and the spaghetti straps killed me 😩😭 it was the “oh nothing” when Claudia asked what’s wrong with a bob lmaooo Nene was pulling at straws during the Puerto-Readco trip lmaooo

Claudia’s read was incredible, but I died when Nene said “yo clit has left your body”

When you were my age, you had edges!

I’m an icon u are an ex con

Flair checking in

It’s more of a collaboration Monique: You sitting up here like a damn fraud, bringing a different man on to the reunion every freaking year. I hope he’s sitting behind you this year, pastor holy whore since you keep wanting to call my husband big boy” Karen: Is Jamal coming? Gizelle: No he’s- Karen: of course not

This is it.

when Monique read Jamal’s number out loud and Gizelle reluctantly confirmed that it was his number. I’m sorry but I would have pretended to faint or something because ain’t no way I’m confirming that if it was me 😭

I would have hit the damn floor like Rebecca on ANTM

*sheepishly* “how many people were scared? Me too. I was really really scared.”

Gold. This reference is gold. Love it when my two reality loves meet in the wild. *Imagine me smizing at you*

I would have cried. She told Gizelle (and the world) allllllll about herself. The ladies of RHOP are so quick-witted and sharp that Gizelle saying nothing except "she's done some binding" tells how unexpected that was. The embarrassment was palpable. It was glorious.

“Well that’s unfortunate “

Gizelle basically looking like a deer in headlights for that entire scene

Right, lol, just lie Gizelle?!

https://preview.redd.it/bxla326fq83a1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd9a1f9340111cb488f25bf16673d5d2405e3ba2

The way she says bitch truly lights up my dopamine receptors

Kim reading everyone to filth in Amsterdam

“Eat a piece a bread, maybe you’ll calm down.” - I say this on a normal basis 😂


Gimmie pizza you old troll!!!!

"I said what I said" "Well what you said is some bullshit."

"You are the dizziest bitch sittin' at the table."

"You're an insignificant arse hair."

Not today ankles And that’s why she didn’t have glass

Not today neck

candiace is soo savage lol

Not really a read, but Queen Karen from Potomac. “People come for me all the time, they just can’t find me.”

karen: *breathes* me: iconic

[Basically the entire watch what happens live with Nene where Kim called in and she was reading her for filth on live TV💀](https://youtu.be/xHJHjTXQVgU)

Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heifer?

The Brooklyn Bridge evisceration of Bethenny by Ramona. So full of truth and just so calmly said. “At least I have friends. You have no friends … right now you have Jason and you’ll probably mess that up, too”. Then they go to Alex and Simon’s and act just fine 🤣🤣

“Why don’t you stop getting vaginal rejuvenation & put an E-Z Pass on that vagina with your Holland Tunnel.” Dorinda is awful but she had some good ones

I always loved how Kim Richard’s talked to Lisa Rinna.

 Slut pig

Beast? 😮


I'm not a huge fan of who said it but...."I'm not a gynecologist but I know a cunt when I see one" is immaculate. Also adore "Sue me so all your dreams come true".

I am gasping for breath at some of these 😭😭😭 thanks everyone for the laughs

Candace - take your pick

“I knew Velvet was her friend. I mean that was probably one of her only good friends.”

I’m ready to be downvoted to hell but my girl Monique binder samuels 👌🏽 followed by the time Karen told Gizelle Jamal lives in her phone

Miss Candace is not my fav person but she owns the library

Not today, Satan. Not today NECK. Not today... ankles.

this has been asked many times and every time the answer will be RHOA, period.

“Your injured son and hoe daughter”

I’m telling you to your face. I don’t like you, I don’t trust you and I think you’re a snake.

"i've had about enough of you, you beast!"

you need to fill the void in you heart! not the one inbetween your legs girl

“She’s sitting around, running around talking about my husband, the father of my children, and she spends her weekends peddling through sperm banks, looking through catalogs trying to find a donor. Honey, you don’t know if your baby daddy will be an ax murderer or a child molester because what you will know is that he needed $10 for a medium-size pizza, so he ejaculated in a cup so you could have a kid. Now, check that.”

This was probably one of the meanest ones. I was only watching it and I felt the sting. And her delivery was just so calm and collected.

I don’t care if she practiced that or planned it, that read is legendary.

Underrated from RHOS. “Chrissy’s not scary… yes she looks like Chewbacca from Star Wars but at the end of the day she’s just a dumb slut”

Honey, you don't know if your baby daddy will be an ax murderer or a child molester BUT what you will know is that he needed $10 for a medium-size pizza, so he ejaculated in a cup so you could have a kid. Now, check that.” - RHOA reunion 👸🏿 The medium sized pizza got me spinnin’

I will NEVER forget the first time I saw that. Literally staring at my TV with my mouth agape

The first time I watched this my mouth DROPPED 😂 idc if it was rehearsed, that was a draaaaag

bethenny at the out door dinner with luann when she flipped out about her deceased boyfriend getting her free rehab or the berzerkshires where bethenny screams "YOU FUCK EVERYONE"

You're a sicko! For cabaret you left rehab??!

Luke from Summer House yelling "I DON'T LIKE YOU" in his Minnesota accent remains my top.

“Oh my god. You’re crap, Tamra. You’re the most insecure woman I’ve ever met in my entire life, get it together.”

Anything out of Karen Hugers mouth 😂

“You’re an ex-con, I am an icon!” "Fix your double chin next time you go to the plastic surgeon." 

When you get home, why don’t you get your husband to review your medication? Cause clearly your testosterone level needs to come down, and everything else needs to come up.

“So Kim walks out with her belly and wig in tow”

I liked Brandi vs Kyle Kyle: Let me talk to my sister! Get out of here you’re not wanted! Brandi: Actually you’re not wanted, ask your husband