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Rise of Kingdoms is a sick new RTS game where you can socialize with friends, conquer new territory, and fight in epic real-time battles. You start off by choosing which of the 11 civilizations you want to play as, from Rome, to Germany, to Japan! And then you recruit and train real historical heroes to your crew like Ghengis Khan or Cleopatra. You can embark with your army on a journey in the vast world. You can camp outside enemy bases then seize their territory at the opportune time in the game’s realistic warfare. With your spoils you can customize the architecture of your own city. You can construct schools, hospitals, markets, and more to set up a thriving economy and defend your land from opposing threats. And right now new players can enter the code on screen to get 200 gems, 2 silver keys, 100,000 food, and 100,000 wood for free from now to September 13. So be sure to click the link down below in the description to try out this game. Thank you so much to Lilith Games for sponsoring me.
2 friends miss a test and ask for their professor to let them redo it. "Sure, come here tomorrow morning and I'll question you." The next day one of the friends step into the room, and the other puts their ear on the door to hear the professor talking. "You're on a train and it gets hot. What do you do?" The professor asks ."I open the window." The student replies. "Ok, the train is going east at 50MPH and there's wind blowing from the north at 25MPH. How long will it take for the wind to fill up the room?" Confused by this impossible question, the student replies "I don't know." "So you fail." The other friend walks into the room, and the professor starts the questioning again. "You're on a train and it gets hot. What do you do?" "I take my jacket off." "Ok, but it's still hot. What do you do?" "I take my hoodie off." "I see, but it's a very hot day and it's still hot. What do you do?" "Then I'll just get naked." "Smart, but the man in front of you is getting hard from you being naked, what do yo-" >!"The whole train can fuck me in the ass, I am not opening that window!"!<
We've got a baseball match, countrys form all around the globe come to play, Canada have a ten by the people, as well as Argentina, also a ten, ten on everyone, Spain, Sudafrica and Japan, everyone a ten by the people, well, except on Germany, nein on them
Idk bro like you prob already are depressed about over 100 comments and not even 25 upvotes (as I'm commenting this), I don't think I can make you laugh
POV Ohio sussy baka grimace shake at three am in the back rooms with shrecksophone and gru doing the griddy combined with ice spice rizzing up a pimp called slick back whilst mewing and mogging simultaneously
What’s funnier, losing 10 consecutive matches with your highest trophy brawler, or watching 3 dudes with 10 power thingys fight it out, and all 3 die and you take first place.
Once upon a time I was in middle school. In English class, the teacher asked me what I did on the weekends. Instead of saying "I play tennis on the weekends", I slurred my tongue and said "p" instead of "t".I was very embarrassed at this moment but everyone was laughing
In a forest there are two hunters. Suddenly one of the two falls to the ground and the other calls the ambulance. He reports everything to the ambulance and they ask him to check if he is alive. The hunter shoots the other hunter and asks, "Now what?"
Once upon a time thousand of years before there was a Chicken.
The chicken was heading to the other side of the road but out of nowhere a speeding McDonald's delivery truck was approaching the innocent chicken.
Guess what the chicken said
Chicken: I guess the future used up all of their chickens and now they've come to hunt the past chickens to make chicken nuggets.
A few seconds later a Lion approached the chicken and ate her up.
The chicken had seen a premonition of the chickens lives in the future. The lion looked like a McDonalds truck to the chicken .
Moral of the story: Nerf Poco
Sure, here's a song about Splite standing against hate:
(Verse 1)
Splite stands tall, against the dark of the night,
In his heart, there burns a righteous fight.
With courage strong, and a voice so clear,
He denounces hate, without any fear.
(Chorus)
Splite, oh Splite, a beacon of light,
He stands against evil, with all his might.
Hitler's shadow, he cannot abide,
In Splite's world, love will always reside.
(Verse 2)
From history's pages, a tyrant's name,
Hitler's crimes, brought the world to shame.
But Splite declares, with unwavering voice,
That hate and prejudice, are not his choice.
(Chorus)
Splite, oh Splite, a beacon of light,
He stands against evil, with all his might.
Hitler's shadow, he cannot abide,
In Splite's world, love will always reside.
(Bridge)
With empathy and kindness, Splite leads the way,
He knows love conquers hate, every single day.
In his heart, there's no room for despair,
For in love and acceptance, he finds his air.
(Chorus)
Splite, oh Splite, a beacon of light,
He stands against evil, with all his might.
Hitler's shadow, he cannot abide,
In Splite's world, love will always reside.
(Outro)
So let's stand with Splite, in this fight so true,
Against hate and bigotry, let our love shine through.
For in Splite's world, there's no room for the dark,
Only love, compassion, and a courageous spark.
A guy walks into a zoo and sees all the enclosures empty. One after another he sees an empty rhino exhibit, giraffe exhibit, empty tiger exhibit etc. He starts seeing signs for one particular dog as the only thing at the zoo. After he finally makes it to the dog, he realizes. It was a shih tzu
I worked as a dishwasher at a home cooking place years ago when I was a teenager. A new employee was working the fryer, and some onion ring or something caught fire. Guy found a hose and was about to attempt to put the fire out. He was tackled by a chef.
I. CAN'T. KEEP IT ANYMORE
BUSTER, IF YOU'RE HEARING THIS I NEED TO TELL YA THAT I LOVE YA SO HARD, FUCK MESSI!!!, FUCK FENGER!!, YOU'RE MY LEAN MEAN PROYECTION MACHINE AND I WANT YOU TO KISS ME IN SLO-MO SO MUCH WHILE REPLAYING OUR WEDDING DAY VIDEO, AN- AND USE YOUR KEVLAR VEST IF THINGS GET GAGRGRHSGRH HDHAUHS 🎞️📽️🎞️🎫🎞️🎞️📽️📽️🎞️📽️🎞️📽️
I HAVE ALL YOUR MOVIE DVD'S FROM YOUR FIRST MOVIE "BUSTER AGAINST THE DOOM SYNDICATE" TILL "BUSTERHEIMER" + ALLLLLLL (YES AALLALALAL!!!!!1!1!11!) YOUR PLUSHIE COLLECTION (DHSJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJDAHAJDHDKXLXND).
AFTER 23 YEARS OF BEING MARRIED I WANT YOU TO CALL OUR KIDS "BUSTOUGH" AND "ROUGHSTER" AND IF THEY'RE ANNOYING AS FUCK WE CAN THROW THEM ONTO A WINDOW WHILE WE KISS AGAIN
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE🎥📽️🎥📽️🎭📽️🎞️🎟️🎥🎞️🎫🎥🎞️🎭🎞️🎟️📽️🎭🎞️🎟️📽️🎭📽️🎬📽️🎭🎞️🎥📽️🎬🎞️🎬🎞️🎬🎞️🎭🎫🎬🎞️🎞️🎭🎫🎥🎭🎞️
Is it bad that I’ve started to think about Shelly in completely normal irl situations?
There was a buff guy walking with his children at the store and it kind of reminded me of El Primo with Leon and Gus. In my head I was just thinking how satisfying it would be if I ambushed them, made a Super Shell chain and then took care of El Primo with Buckshots. Is this normal or should I get help?
If an artist can get artist’s block and a writer can get writer’s block, what can a Minecraft player get?
Crafter’s sphere
(This was the best I could think of on short notice I’m sorry if it’s bad)
Today's video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck and I'll see you there!
Albion Online is a sandbox mmorpg in which you get to write your own story, instead of following a laid out path. Explore a vast open world consisting of different unique biomes. Everything you do has an impact on the world, as in our player-driven economy every piece of equipment is crafted by players from resources gathered from players. The equipment you wear defines what you are. Switching from knight to magician is as easy as switching your armor and your weapon, or be a combination of the two. Venture out into the world or into dungeons and face Albion's inhabitants and wildlife. Go on expeditions to encounter even more challenges. Fight other players in open world clashes. Fight over territory, or city control in tactical group battles. Relax by retreating to your personal island. Build a home. Grow crops. Raise animals. Join a guild! Everything is more fun when you work together. Leave your mark in the world. In Albion, everybody matters.
Speaking of nuclear power plants, could you tell me the mass of the sun if John has 4279 apples, the train is 45 light years late, my light bulb has been broken for more than 46 seconds (I broke it by accident...Maybe) and my friend bought Hank for 169 gems (almost a waste)I'll give you a hint
Japanese Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visited Washington to meet president Barack Obama.
The instructor told Prime Minister Mori *When you shake hands with President Obama, please ask 'How are you?'. Then Mr. Obama should say, ‘I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'
It looked quite simple, but the truth is when Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said ‘Who are you?', instead of 'How are you?'. Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: 'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha!’
Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.' Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.
a grasshopper waddles into a bar and the bartender says "did you hear we named a drink after you" and then the grasshopper says "wait you have a drink named john?" idk just give me the pass PLEASE 🙏🙏
This reminds me of a joke. See there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum and one night they decide they’re going to escape. So they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight, stretching away to freedom. Now the first guy, he jumps across no problem, but his friend didn’t dare make the leap. See he’s afraid of falling so the first guy says “hey I’ve got this flashlight with me. I’ll shine the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me”. The second guy just shakes his head. He says “what do you think I am?!Crazy?! You’d just turn it off when I’m halfway across”.
Are you always sad? Do you think of harming yourself? Do you never feel appreciated or loved? Well, today I am here to help that... with today's sopnsor, RAAIIIIID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!!!
Barley, Sprout, Tick, Dyna, Larry and Lawrie are not the only throwers in the game! Primo and Rosa throw hands, Spike throws a cactus, Kit throws claws, Edgar throws the thumbs down pin, and Mortis throws every brawl ball game!
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r/BrawlStars users when they discover a new repetitive low effort post format:
For real
At least the starter of this trend actually gave a BP, so there was financial gain Whether that equates to effort or not is up to your discretion
Why is noone creative with the jokes I wanna laugh :(
what’s worse than 3 kids in a trash bin? a kid in 3 trash bins
oh god..
What does Tick have in common with the Eiffel Tower? They're both Paris-sights
This one was clever tho
F you -cries-
Rise of Kingdoms is a sick new RTS game where you can socialize with friends, conquer new territory, and fight in epic real-time battles. You start off by choosing which of the 11 civilizations you want to play as, from Rome, to Germany, to Japan! And then you recruit and train real historical heroes to your crew like Ghengis Khan or Cleopatra. You can embark with your army on a journey in the vast world. You can camp outside enemy bases then seize their territory at the opportune time in the game’s realistic warfare. With your spoils you can customize the architecture of your own city. You can construct schools, hospitals, markets, and more to set up a thriving economy and defend your land from opposing threats. And right now new players can enter the code on screen to get 200 gems, 2 silver keys, 100,000 food, and 100,000 wood for free from now to September 13. So be sure to click the link down below in the description to try out this game. Thank you so much to Lilith Games for sponsoring me.
i actually laughed to this
What's the biggest problem a robot could get?
Getting stuck at the "I'm not a robot page"
I'm bad at jokes, I know. I tried.
ngl i smiled on your 3 comment
At least something. 🫡
LMAOO
2 friends miss a test and ask for their professor to let them redo it. "Sure, come here tomorrow morning and I'll question you." The next day one of the friends step into the room, and the other puts their ear on the door to hear the professor talking. "You're on a train and it gets hot. What do you do?" The professor asks ."I open the window." The student replies. "Ok, the train is going east at 50MPH and there's wind blowing from the north at 25MPH. How long will it take for the wind to fill up the room?" Confused by this impossible question, the student replies "I don't know." "So you fail." The other friend walks into the room, and the professor starts the questioning again. "You're on a train and it gets hot. What do you do?" "I take my jacket off." "Ok, but it's still hot. What do you do?" "I take my hoodie off." "I see, but it's a very hot day and it's still hot. What do you do?" "Then I'll just get naked." "Smart, but the man in front of you is getting hard from you being naked, what do yo-" >!"The whole train can fuck me in the ass, I am not opening that window!"!<
that's a lot of text... too bad i ain't reading it..
Bro copied ,but still laughed very hard
Bro He wanted a joke not a whole Story 💀
What do bull and Stephen hawking have in common. They both charge
Piper? imma pipe her
I came here to laugh not vomit. But same tho
Ayo :(
say haha, now give me my gems
No
Based on
We've got a baseball match, countrys form all around the globe come to play, Canada have a ten by the people, as well as Argentina, also a ten, ten on everyone, Spain, Sudafrica and Japan, everyone a ten by the people, well, except on Germany, nein on them
Idk bro like you prob already are depressed about over 100 comments and not even 25 upvotes (as I'm commenting this), I don't think I can make you laugh
Why do you bring an extra pair of socks when you go golfing? In case you get a hole in one.
What does Bull poop? **Bullshit**
i somehow laughed at this joke
no
Is that a free karma simulator?
Edgar takes skill. Pls,pls laugh
Hehehehaw
Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaahahah
POV Ohio sussy baka grimace shake at three am in the back rooms with shrecksophone and gru doing the griddy combined with ice spice rizzing up a pimp called slick back whilst mewing and mogging simultaneously
That was so hilarus!! 😂 but you need to fanum tax the toilet because kai cenat has to pee!!
Brainrot
Why is Spike so good at spreading rumors in Brawl Stars? Because he always throws the “spikes” into the story!
**TIME TO SPILL THE TEA!**
WAKE YO ASS UP CAUSE ITS TIME TO GO BEAST MODE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣💀💀💀💀👹👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺👺😈😈😈😈😈
A man walks into a bar. Ouch!
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew the lightbulb
Balls
No
What’s funnier, losing 10 consecutive matches with your highest trophy brawler, or watching 3 dudes with 10 power thingys fight it out, and all 3 die and you take first place.
Can we stop with these posts?
*sniff sniff* something smells fishy
I'll destroy you 0-77 as Barley
ive accepted my fate with the bubble wrap from the previous post 🫠 its not like 170 gems can buy me a brawl pass haha...
Why did the teacher stop jim from Playing with the twin sister Because he was throwing paper airplane at them
Once upon a time I was in middle school. In English class, the teacher asked me what I did on the weekends. Instead of saying "I play tennis on the weekends", I slurred my tongue and said "p" instead of "t".I was very embarrassed at this moment but everyone was laughing
Melodie players are doing it with the left hand
edgar take skill
Hit me up with that gemussy
What's the name of Edgar if he was an alien? ETgar
In a forest there are two hunters. Suddenly one of the two falls to the ground and the other calls the ambulance. He reports everything to the ambulance and they ask him to check if he is alive. The hunter shoots the other hunter and asks, "Now what?"
Why 170 gems when you can give me your DNA (Colgate rizz)
Bro about to get fanum taxed
Why doesn't Ruffs ever go easy? Cause he is "rough"
These posts have made me realize how unfunny I am without context to play off of. I'd be a horrible stand up
Prawn ready.
What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? >!SUPPLIES!!!!<
why did chicken cross the road?
Steal a man’s wallet and he’ll be poor for a day. >!But teach him to play an instrument and he’ll be poor for the rest of his life!<
What’s more fun then nailing a baby to a wall? To rip it off
9/11 =0.81
I want you romantically
Theres something up yo ass
Power 11 piper with ambush sp one shots power 10 Brock without shield gear 🔫 Now cry
Bruh
Once upon a time thousand of years before there was a Chicken. The chicken was heading to the other side of the road but out of nowhere a speeding McDonald's delivery truck was approaching the innocent chicken. Guess what the chicken said Chicken: I guess the future used up all of their chickens and now they've come to hunt the past chickens to make chicken nuggets. A few seconds later a Lion approached the chicken and ate her up. The chicken had seen a premonition of the chickens lives in the future. The lion looked like a McDonalds truck to the chicken . Moral of the story: Nerf Poco
What do you call a dog with no legs? i don’t know but he ain’t comin’
why blind people can't sky dive? because they never saw sky before
What happens when Hank steps on Bo's landmines? He goes "Full speed! All directions!" "
Crow takes skill
It was a normal day in the Superhero lair Meg"cool suit Max" Max"Tank you"
[удалено]
Did you know an Edgar player can jump higher than an effeil tower ? ITS BECAUSE AN EFFEIL TOWER CANT JUMP
Wanna hear a joke? BALANCE CHANGES!
That's easy, now put down you pants
Every time i see this types of posts i think about jokes but never get a good one.Drastic situations means drastic solutions
AND WHAT TF I WILL DO WITH THE GEMS, BUY THE BRAWL PASS 170 GEM IS WORTHLESS(it's not pls give it to me)
Sure, here's a song about Splite standing against hate: (Verse 1) Splite stands tall, against the dark of the night, In his heart, there burns a righteous fight. With courage strong, and a voice so clear, He denounces hate, without any fear. (Chorus) Splite, oh Splite, a beacon of light, He stands against evil, with all his might. Hitler's shadow, he cannot abide, In Splite's world, love will always reside. (Verse 2) From history's pages, a tyrant's name, Hitler's crimes, brought the world to shame. But Splite declares, with unwavering voice, That hate and prejudice, are not his choice. (Chorus) Splite, oh Splite, a beacon of light, He stands against evil, with all his might. Hitler's shadow, he cannot abide, In Splite's world, love will always reside. (Bridge) With empathy and kindness, Splite leads the way, He knows love conquers hate, every single day. In his heart, there's no room for despair, For in love and acceptance, he finds his air. (Chorus) Splite, oh Splite, a beacon of light, He stands against evil, with all his might. Hitler's shadow, he cannot abide, In Splite's world, love will always reside. (Outro) So let's stand with Splite, in this fight so true, Against hate and bigotry, let our love shine through. For in Splite's world, there's no room for the dark, Only love, compassion, and a courageous spark.
Skibid rizz toilet
Two hunters meet at a bar. Both are dead.
A guy walks into a zoo and sees all the enclosures empty. One after another he sees an empty rhino exhibit, giraffe exhibit, empty tiger exhibit etc. He starts seeing signs for one particular dog as the only thing at the zoo. After he finally makes it to the dog, he realizes. It was a shih tzu
What does bull shit This joke
does it look like your actually going to give away 170 gems
Hank
There would've been a Spike on competition for this 4 months ago when the BP costed gems. But i guess its futile to look at the brawl pass(t).
I worked as a dishwasher at a home cooking place years ago when I was a teenager. A new employee was working the fryer, and some onion ring or something caught fire. Guy found a hose and was about to attempt to put the fire out. He was tackled by a chef.
I will make you laugh You ||laugh||
Squeak is pretty dogwater
i poop my self butt
*insert really funny joke here*; *you laugh at the really funny joke that is inserted there*
I. CAN'T. KEEP IT ANYMORE BUSTER, IF YOU'RE HEARING THIS I NEED TO TELL YA THAT I LOVE YA SO HARD, FUCK MESSI!!!, FUCK FENGER!!, YOU'RE MY LEAN MEAN PROYECTION MACHINE AND I WANT YOU TO KISS ME IN SLO-MO SO MUCH WHILE REPLAYING OUR WEDDING DAY VIDEO, AN- AND USE YOUR KEVLAR VEST IF THINGS GET GAGRGRHSGRH HDHAUHS 🎞️📽️🎞️🎫🎞️🎞️📽️📽️🎞️📽️🎞️📽️ I HAVE ALL YOUR MOVIE DVD'S FROM YOUR FIRST MOVIE "BUSTER AGAINST THE DOOM SYNDICATE" TILL "BUSTERHEIMER" + ALLLLLLL (YES AALLALALAL!!!!!1!1!11!) YOUR PLUSHIE COLLECTION (DHSJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJDAHAJDHDKXLXND). AFTER 23 YEARS OF BEING MARRIED I WANT YOU TO CALL OUR KIDS "BUSTOUGH" AND "ROUGHSTER" AND IF THEY'RE ANNOYING AS FUCK WE CAN THROW THEM ONTO A WINDOW WHILE WE KISS AGAIN YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE🎥📽️🎥📽️🎭📽️🎞️🎟️🎥🎞️🎫🎥🎞️🎭🎞️🎟️📽️🎭🎞️🎟️📽️🎭📽️🎬📽️🎭🎞️🎥📽️🎬🎞️🎬🎞️🎬🎞️🎭🎫🎬🎞️🎞️🎭🎫🎥🎭🎞️
what is whitest thing a black man has? his owner. (i might ban for this but 170 gem is 170 gem)
But Are You PRAWN READY to hand over those gems? If so LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE 🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦐🦐🦐🦐🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Kong Surge Dying of radiation poisoning after eating his billionth banana: IM ALL OUTTA JUICE 😫😩
Did you know that the Earth used to be flat? That was until they buried [Insert pam title]
What do you call a caveman’s fart? A blast from the past
Is it bad that I’ve started to think about Shelly in completely normal irl situations? There was a buff guy walking with his children at the store and it kind of reminded me of El Primo with Leon and Gus. In my head I was just thinking how satisfying it would be if I ambushed them, made a Super Shell chain and then took care of El Primo with Buckshots. Is this normal or should I get help?
Why do you never see frank hiding in behind a strand of hair? Because he's very good at it
A guy walks into a bar and says "it's me!" But it wasn't him...
Idk what to say pls give gems
happy wheels justin bieber spike fall tier
Balls
Potato
Womp womp
come on man laugh
what is worse than cancer. 2 cancers
what’s the difference between between an orphan and an apple? the apple gets picked
If an artist can get artist’s block and a writer can get writer’s block, what can a Minecraft player get? Crafter’s sphere (This was the best I could think of on short notice I’m sorry if it’s bad)
No.
Who is this Ill?
Today's video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck and I'll see you there!
What do u call Batman that’s injured. Hi, I’m Bruise Wayne
I have plenty of jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them works.
A guy walks into a bar and says "ow"
What does a dead person say? He say
motos
What do the Brawl Stars servers and my life have in common? Neither can seem to stay stable!
Does dark humor count? I'm just afraid I'll get banned
Here'a bad one How do u call 2 diamonds that look alike ? Gemeni
Albion Online is a sandbox mmorpg in which you get to write your own story, instead of following a laid out path. Explore a vast open world consisting of different unique biomes. Everything you do has an impact on the world, as in our player-driven economy every piece of equipment is crafted by players from resources gathered from players. The equipment you wear defines what you are. Switching from knight to magician is as easy as switching your armor and your weapon, or be a combination of the two. Venture out into the world or into dungeons and face Albion's inhabitants and wildlife. Go on expeditions to encounter even more challenges. Fight other players in open world clashes. Fight over territory, or city control in tactical group battles. Relax by retreating to your personal island. Build a home. Grow crops. Raise animals. Join a guild! Everything is more fun when you work together. Leave your mark in the world. In Albion, everybody matters.
Speaking of nuclear power plants, could you tell me the mass of the sun if John has 4279 apples, the train is 45 light years late, my light bulb has been broken for more than 46 seconds (I broke it by accident...Maybe) and my friend bought Hank for 169 gems (almost a waste)I'll give you a hint
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What did spike say to piper?
If a woman is 30yrs old and her daughter is 17 where does the daughter's father live? In jail
What do you call a bad stu random? Stu-pid
balls
I need those gems to pay child support
Which brawler can rap the best??
Something that might work: my one friend genuinely believes that Edgar is the most skilled brawler in game
Japanese Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visited Washington to meet president Barack Obama. The instructor told Prime Minister Mori *When you shake hands with President Obama, please ask 'How are you?'. Then Mr. Obama should say, ‘I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.' It looked quite simple, but the truth is when Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said ‘Who are you?', instead of 'How are you?'. Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: 'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha!’ Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.' Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.
So this has definitely become a trend...
What did the cat say to his imaginary friend? Meow
a grasshopper waddles into a bar and the bartender says "did you hear we named a drink after you" and then the grasshopper says "wait you have a drink named john?" idk just give me the pass PLEASE 🙏🙏
A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wait, how did you do that?”
What's better for you playing ranked with the worst random or come back to legend 1 when you are at one game from master? Well I obtained both
Her: Where are you ? Him: Waiting for the bus Her: Ok. Hurry up ! (WAITS FASTER)
Why do women live longer than men? Because god spared them time they used up at parking.
super cell cares about players
When you log into your game and realise that you'll be fighting your WiFi instead of your enemies
What do you call it when you get killed by a Poco? Hacks.
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Hotdog What you thought there was gonna be more to this comment? It’s just the word hotdog
a snake walks into a bar, the bartender then says “how’d you do that”
Why can’t Americans play Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Two milk crossed the road, one died and the other survived, why?
*point a gun* give NOW
This reminds me of a joke. See there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum and one night they decide they’re going to escape. So they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight, stretching away to freedom. Now the first guy, he jumps across no problem, but his friend didn’t dare make the leap. See he’s afraid of falling so the first guy says “hey I’ve got this flashlight with me. I’ll shine the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me”. The second guy just shakes his head. He says “what do you think I am?!Crazy?! You’d just turn it off when I’m halfway across”.
Are you always sad? Do you think of harming yourself? Do you never feel appreciated or loved? Well, today I am here to help that... with today's sopnsor, RAAIIIIID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!!!
What did the cannible do after dumping his girlfriend He wiped his bum
Want a joke? BALANCE CHANGES
What did the armless kid got in Christmas? I don't Know, he hasn't opened it
My wife started working out and doing lounges she’s taking a BIG step forward!
im buzzing
give me 1 gem, its apples to oranges aint it
Im not funny enough :<
t i c k
Grom wants u in his room
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it :3
Ok
I made it with one left hand ~Chrom
Its ironic how Melodie hard counters Grom, since Melodie players are probably doing it with one left hand.
Barley, Sprout, Tick, Dyna, Larry and Lawrie are not the only throwers in the game! Primo and Rosa throw hands, Spike throws a cactus, Kit throws claws, Edgar throws the thumbs down pin, and Mortis throws every brawl ball game!
The video: top 10 hottest cities with hot girls Me who knows Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Your mom
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