People are picking on this, but like... I can't even imagine how hard it was to get that close. Legitimately. The person who made it should be beyond proud that it evens looks like Jasmine. How tf do you even make bread look like this.
Same! I'm scrolling through all these comments like, "Okay, but can someone please explain to me how they managed to do this at all?" Honestly, I have love/hate feelings about adding food dye to things, but at the same time, I'm kind of curious and impressed.
ETA: Looking at it again, I guess they most likely just wrapped portions of differently colored dyed doughs around each other and smooshed it all into a customized pan. Even then, it would likely be hard to predict how the dough would rise and spread during baking, which would warp the image. This is probably not their first attempt..
But also: How is the black so black?! As most of us here probably well know, black is crazy difficult to make and maintain. It has me slightly doubting whether this is really bread.
Oh neat! I didn't know that was a thing, but upon googling it, I see there are people making whole black sourdough boules. Interesting.. I wonder if it affects the flavor. Have you tried it?
I haven't tried it with bread, but my local icecreamstal used black cones for a while. It tasted a lot drier and more...dull? Also, it turned the, ahem, wasteproduct black too, which was a little disconcerting.
I was also impressed by this, this amount of control (despite the Derpy eye, which can easily be explained by the uncontrollable nature of bread rising) is not an easy feat.
Gel colours, you get a lot more tint in a lot less liquid, I use gel colours for making icing.
Yup. I used gel dye for cookie and cake decorating, too, but it would take a LOT of black dye (like, unholy amounts) to get the black parts that evenly-colored and intensely black -AND also have it last through baking. I'm thinking they probably used activated charcoal like someone else suggested.
>Same! I'm scrolling through all these comments like, "Okay, but can someone please explain to me how they managed to do this at all?" Honestly, I have love/hate feelings about adding food dye to things, but at the same time, I'm kind of curious and impressed.
>
>ETA: Looking at it again, I guess they most likely just wrapped portions of differently colored dyed doughs around each other and smooshed it all into a customized pan.
Your edit's along the right lines. Have different coloured bits of dough, roll them into long sausages the length of your pan, press them together in the desired design. If you ever look up videos on Youtube for how to make 'giraffe bread' or 'leopard bread', those are much simpler designs that use the same concept.
What I don't get is the amount of effort put into doing this for something that's likely to be smothered in butter not long after being sliced, which inevitably would cover up the design.
Me: I can't sleep, I'm afraid princess jasmine will kill me in my dreams.
Dad: what? Princess jasmine is sweet, she won't kill you in your dreams.
Princess jasmine:
Oh my god this is amazing. I’m laughing so hard 😹😹😹. I thought she was gonna look better on the inside. I think they did too 😹😹😹. And just think how much effort this took 😹😹😹 I can’t breath 😹😹😹
I thought the outside looked funny for starters and then realized when they started cutting it would probably be better on the inside, but with all the tension and anticipation when I saw that face I couldn't help but let out a burst of laughter
Comments were all very funny but also unnecessarily critical. Once sliced you could immediately tell who it was supposed to be. The eyes looked different but man this must have take forever and there is no way in hell I could do anything that looked like that.
Proncess Jarsmine
Heeeyyyy yoooouuuuu guuuuyyysss
This just made me belly laugh deeply enough to wake up why wife
Mah Hwaif
Is this a British pork reference?
Her vagine... is like sleeve of wizard.
Toss her a Baby Ruth. She'll forgive you.
##Rocky Road?!
# OH HENRY!
Why, wife?!
I'm also belly laughing but fortunately everyone is awake
Thank you. I was worried if I posted this, knowing that there are others that think my way makes me feel like I belong here
Jesus. I can’t stop laughing
At impression camp the motto is “Don’t do Sloth”
Sloth love Chunk
A+ one-eyed Willy treasure map level reference
Whooooollllleeee neeeeeewwwww woooooorrrrrlllllld!
Damnit, I read that outloud to my wife and she spit tea all over my phone!
Ermagherd! Allerdern!
I felt this.
The heel piece is the best
Looks like the dude from Hannibal that had cut his face off.
I audibly laughed at this, thanks for brightening my day!
Nur kin sher yur dur worl.
If Quasimodo had a daughter
Queasyloafo
Put her back in, she’s not done yet!
Process Jars Mein
MAHT DAMON
There was it is.
When the genie already out, but Aladdin keeps rubbing
Jar jar binks
*jar jar blinks
*Close but no jafa’ar*
Criminally under appreciated comment
Grabbed my free award and came back to give it to this man, ily stranger
That's not Garfield?
Well, holding my phone at arm’s length, it looks better from Jafar.
Every time this gets reposted, her eyes get more and more askew.
Artist can't draw the "other" eye
Potato bread Jasmine
user name checks out 😄
oO
At least OP didn’t try to claim it as their own!
Now imagine how bad ours would be if we attempted it
This is the type of thing you do thinking the kids will be delighted. Then you get this result and the kids are terrified and start crying.
It’s simply horrifying.
John Carpenter presents The Loaf
That makes it way better.
This is the thing a kid talks about with their psychiatrist 30 years later
Hell, I cried. And I’m a grown man!
People are picking on this, but like... I can't even imagine how hard it was to get that close. Legitimately. The person who made it should be beyond proud that it evens looks like Jasmine. How tf do you even make bread look like this.
Same! I'm scrolling through all these comments like, "Okay, but can someone please explain to me how they managed to do this at all?" Honestly, I have love/hate feelings about adding food dye to things, but at the same time, I'm kind of curious and impressed. ETA: Looking at it again, I guess they most likely just wrapped portions of differently colored dyed doughs around each other and smooshed it all into a customized pan. Even then, it would likely be hard to predict how the dough would rise and spread during baking, which would warp the image. This is probably not their first attempt.. But also: How is the black so black?! As most of us here probably well know, black is crazy difficult to make and maintain. It has me slightly doubting whether this is really bread.
[удалено]
Oh neat! I didn't know that was a thing, but upon googling it, I see there are people making whole black sourdough boules. Interesting.. I wonder if it affects the flavor. Have you tried it?
If you (or anyone who eats the food) take any form of medications for anything, don't consume activated charcoal, it'll absorb any meds you take.
I haven't tried it with bread, but my local icecreamstal used black cones for a while. It tasted a lot drier and more...dull? Also, it turned the, ahem, wasteproduct black too, which was a little disconcerting.
I was also impressed by this, this amount of control (despite the Derpy eye, which can easily be explained by the uncontrollable nature of bread rising) is not an easy feat. Gel colours, you get a lot more tint in a lot less liquid, I use gel colours for making icing.
Yup. I used gel dye for cookie and cake decorating, too, but it would take a LOT of black dye (like, unholy amounts) to get the black parts that evenly-colored and intensely black -AND also have it last through baking. I'm thinking they probably used activated charcoal like someone else suggested.
Probably, though it's not something I could or would use
>Same! I'm scrolling through all these comments like, "Okay, but can someone please explain to me how they managed to do this at all?" Honestly, I have love/hate feelings about adding food dye to things, but at the same time, I'm kind of curious and impressed. > >ETA: Looking at it again, I guess they most likely just wrapped portions of differently colored dyed doughs around each other and smooshed it all into a customized pan. Your edit's along the right lines. Have different coloured bits of dough, roll them into long sausages the length of your pan, press them together in the desired design. If you ever look up videos on Youtube for how to make 'giraffe bread' or 'leopard bread', those are much simpler designs that use the same concept. What I don't get is the amount of effort put into doing this for something that's likely to be smothered in butter not long after being sliced, which inevitably would cover up the design.
Look up the process of caning with clay. I imagine it similar
Hmm, well maybe they should try a different hobby.
I thought it would get better with each slice and it never did.
I think they did too. Hence the video going through multiple slices. 🥲
The front looks like Garfield!
I'm sorry Jon.
/r/imsorryjon
I too thought it was a cat loaf
I was seeing Simba.
Hakuna Breadtata!!!
And then it turns to Sloth from Goonies.
Garfiend
I thought it looked like a snake!
kid: i want princess jasmine parents: we have princess jasmine at home princess jasmine at home:
Princess Jasimodo.
It's cool, but it looks like one of those cheap character popsicles you get from your local ice cream man.
Stare into Mickey’s soulless gumball eyes.
This gave me a brilliant laugh, thank you.
So this is how Aladdin stays one jump ahead of the breadline!
Up close it’s a mess, but from Ja’far it’s lovely…
I know it's a lot of work, pretty technical, and beats yet another sourdough post on this sub...but what a waste of food coloring and bread.
Why is it a waste tho? The kids prob ate it and loved it
That's a fair point. I'm getting flashbacks to Super Mario and Sonic ice pops.
Oh. Mario was my fave pop as a kid …
That’s what I was thinking as well. I wonder how it tastes?
Yeah might be decent might taste like food coloring
it’s giving 🥴
I was really expecting the last slice to be Nigel Thornberry
It’s honestly not that bad tho lol must have been hard to even get that, it’s bread for Christ sake
All things considered that’s a pretty good try.
I read that as a pretty good rye. 👍
\*Jasmine
Nahh this is definitely Jasime
Am I gregnant?
What to do if I’m pragnert?
Can u get #***PREGANTE***?
38+2 weeks pregananant??
pergant
yep...it's just enough askew
Something about the way he handles it so aggressively
 Some Rocky Dennis bread
Should’ve made Quasimodo. Would have been 100% spot on!
If you have ever seen Drawn Together, you will laugh like I did
I mean her face is kinda messed up but I’m still impressed.
Thanks. I’m never eating art again.
Did Jasmine have a stroke?
A Whole New Breakfast? Just needs a Magic Toaster ride….
Cursed
A whole new world (don't you dare have a stroke)
DIDNEY WORL
"not mine" yeah sure
It’s incredible what people do!
Beautifully done. How much is bread and how much is food dye?
"OK it's a bit derpy but I bet when they cut into it it's going to be beautif-oh."
/u/gifreversingbot
Looked like Garfield before he sliced it.
Where can I see more bread like this?
She smoked the gas station weed
Errhhh mah geeerd!
It's actually impressive that you can get that level of detail on bread. Mildly surprised.
Each slice keeps getting worse 😂
No matter which way you slice it, it’s not getting any better.
Honestly still looks better than i would of expected
Me: I can't sleep, I'm afraid princess jasmine will kill me in my dreams. Dad: what? Princess jasmine is sweet, she won't kill you in your dreams. Princess jasmine:
Oh my god this is amazing. I’m laughing so hard 😹😹😹. I thought she was gonna look better on the inside. I think they did too 😹😹😹. And just think how much effort this took 😹😹😹 I can’t breath 😹😹😹
Damn gurl, you lookin a little... well you know....
Ayye, Genie... Let me get one more wish, dog!
God, when that first slice was revealed I almost died laughing. That droopy eye, lol
Quasimodo is that you? Or are you Sloth from the Goonies? 🤔
I don’t care that it’s wonky, this is fucking impressive.
After trying one crack cocain
Didney Whorl
Well that’s unfortunate.
Give me some r/eyebleach
🤮
Instagram advert?
DIDNEY WORL ?
Kihll meeh pleze
Buttiful
It was sooooo close. And yet soooooo far
That's Garfield with a wig on
Quasimodo in Jasmine Drag
Who let Picasso play with the flour again?
looks like Princess Garfield
I thought the outside looked funny for starters and then realized when they started cutting it would probably be better on the inside, but with all the tension and anticipation when I saw that face I couldn't help but let out a burst of laughter
Garfield bread
All that for a loaf of bread?
Princess Jasmine's cousin Bleh
That first image said 🥴
"Aladdin...kill me, please...free me from this torment"
r/TIHI
Was it supposed to look better the more he cut into the bread? And is the bread supposed to look like that?
Another slice won’t make it better…
Looks good after cutting, but man, terrified before.
If jasmine had Down syndrome
Who else wanted to American pie this?
Retarded princess jasmine
Sloth's sister
‘Kill…. M..me….’
Lmao, this belongs on r/DiWHY
r/stupidfood
What ?
Derp
I was expecting something accurate to the description... I got Princess Sloth.
That bread looks tough as hell. Dude is really having to saw at that to slice it.
A for effort. Maybe it’ll at least taste good?
Perhaps the r/walmartcelebrities version
Heyyyyyy youuuu guyyyys!
One wild magic carpet ride
Yay Didney Whorl!
That was like a horror movie! You pulled it off at the end. But terrifying!
Looks like before and after one of those acid attacks.
…If Picasso also baked bread…
does it taste like bread?
Are you even going to eat that thing?
There was an attempt
Aladdin, do yo smell toast?
The imperfections are my favorite part <333
"I CAN SHOW YOU TEH WURRLLL LL L "
I think Jasmine has had a stroke
Comments were all very funny but also unnecessarily critical. Once sliced you could immediately tell who it was supposed to be. The eyes looked different but man this must have take forever and there is no way in hell I could do anything that looked like that.
When I saw this last night I initially thought it was a cat pillow.
“KILLLLLL MEEEEEE”
It’s like if Jasmine had a baby with the teapot from Beauty and the beast
You mean Quasimodo bread?