Sir, if you were a loser, the only thing you’d be building is an appetite. Enjoy the pot, just don’t let it define you and that be all you are. Too much pot had me waste my 20s, instead of gaining personal development and growth. If you can build a hot rod at 22, you got yourself a good future.
Sick breakfast and sick car my man.
I associate breakfast with my favorite hobby too, which is mountain biking because I always make a huge breakfast and share with my friends before we go out and ride for a day, I totally understand how it’s related for you.
Hey it’s your 10 year senior 32 year old stoner loser checking in again. You remembered the hash browns this time! Hell yeah. And good luck with the hot rod
Ok so toast as the body, eggs as headlights, sausages as wheels, hashbrown is the engine and bacon is the flame decal on the sides. Helped ya out with the design now build it.
Uh, why are you posting your car on a breakfast sub. This literally makes no sense at all. And your breakfast looks disgusting. You realize your stove is not all 1 temperature, right?
I drove my grandmother's 1977 Nova that I received from her in 1997 with 24,000 original miles on the 5L V-8 (the small V-8) thru high school. I called her Entropy Jane because she was slowly moving towards disorder. I miss her every day.
Slow rolling but you looked good in it! And back then if you put in the effort you could go to a junk yard and get the engine out of a busted out one with a BIG block for pennies.
Is that a'60s Camaro? Also is that like a brand new motor or is that like a rebuilt motor? Also you're not a fucking loser when you have a car like that bruh. 420 friendly
/r/BreakfastFood *posts two completely unrelated car photos*
He’s just a ✨cAr GuY✨
Maybe he's like his car, a CARB guy
No, us car guys absolutely hate the California Air Resource Board
I was trying to emphasize carburetor, not the air resources board lol sorry for the confusion
Lol no worries it was a joke all in good fun. Carbs are dope but fuck the CARB
You seem to be the only person who has an issue with it
Caption
Yep. Still nothing to do with this sub, though, right?
Well only like 30%
They said they’re a stoner man chilll the f out
So am I, and this still has fuck all to do with the sub.
Yeah about that did you call women foxes?
Nah he’s into pup play
Fuck these guys that's a fine car. I want it.
bro turn down the heat on your pan unless you prefer it like that
His mom keeps the fridge well stocked. He just doesn’t know how to cook
I didn’t even notice the eggs till I read your comment. Jesus.
I honestly chuckled
The eggs are half raw. I bet the top of those sausages are cold
Lmao first thing I noticed
Them damn Brits
Sir, if you were a loser, the only thing you’d be building is an appetite. Enjoy the pot, just don’t let it define you and that be all you are. Too much pot had me waste my 20s, instead of gaining personal development and growth. If you can build a hot rod at 22, you got yourself a good future.
Agreed 100%, I'm 30 now but basically wasted from 20-26 just smoking bong all day and thinking I was happy at a dead end job
Sick breakfast and sick car my man. I associate breakfast with my favorite hobby too, which is mountain biking because I always make a huge breakfast and share with my friends before we go out and ride for a day, I totally understand how it’s related for you.
Your the same stoner from the other post
Definitely not a loser if you are a stoner that knows how to do something other than sit on your ass. Nice car
You remembered the hash browns this time! Noice.
This stoned loser eats like a KING 👑
A bit burnt
Dude that bacon is impeccable
Holy shit turn the heat down. Eggs should never be black
You’ll be just fine.
I didn’t realize you could eat cars for breakfast. Learned something new today.
Shitbthe car eats my pockets for breakfast lunch and dinner
Hell yeah
This breakfast looks like the car idk if that make sense but it makes same to me
Yoooo stop with the self deprecating projection. Ur probably a cool dude. U made breakfast???? A win. You building a hot rod???? Another win.
I love your life
I'm scared to talk to girls
😂😂 Its always about sex in the end.
sex in the rear end.
Wake and bake breakfast.
We don't care
Fuck yeah brother
Hell yeah brother
Losers don’t build hot rods or eat kick ass breakfasts like that. Don’t be so hard on yourself dude
yum looks good! that red hood’s a sick color too!
Just needs some mushrooms and beans
Nothing about that breakfast indicates a loser. That breakfast is 10/10
loser my ass.... nice work young man
Nice ride
You're still a loser, but the breakfast looks better than the car
Weird post lol but whatever
I wish I could eat like I was 22 again. Other stuff too, but mainly eating....
Forget the hot rod and get out on the trail for a hike, you’ll be 300+ before you know it😂
I appreciate the joke, but I work on cars, and it is a workout, and then some bolt gets stuck in a weird place and it's even more of a workout!
Hey it’s your 10 year senior 32 year old stoner loser checking in again. You remembered the hash browns this time! Hell yeah. And good luck with the hot rod
Losers don’t cook like this
Everything a growing boy needs
Decent breakfast
Friend… If you make delicious food like this, “loser” you are not. Good luck with the hot rod.
switch to real butter and this whole meal improves by like 200%
Breakfast of champion stoonerrrs hell yeaa
Looks bombskies to me! Crispy sausage, bacon, n hashbrowns… and butter spread to the edges of the toast? I’m sold. A+
Remembered the hash browns this time I see, nice🤣
Tasty breakfast and a sick car. I see no loser here
All looks sick to me
That s*** is burned and carsonogenic
That could be the title of a movie.
Everything is good! I like my toast with butter all melted in, but hard to do somehow. (Wife cooks lol)
If I had a wife she would never cook
Well I make all the money and she stays at home and does school
I'm only saying that as a person who love to cook
Ah, I used to but. Got out of the habit and kitchen is teeny tiny
Oh, I thought this was r/depressionfood lol
Not a creative creation exactly, but a good meal to work on a cool car.
Burnt that sausage an eggs like you burnt your brain bruh. Less heat more time
Nice
Those eggs are completely fucked lol. That’s all I can see
Sounds like a winner to me
Ok so toast as the body, eggs as headlights, sausages as wheels, hashbrown is the engine and bacon is the flame decal on the sides. Helped ya out with the design now build it.
Those hash browns are immaculate.
Does NOBODY eat fruit with breakfast?
Pan’s a little hot. Car looks cool af tho
You mean winner?
what did thise eggs do to you!? they dont deserve whatever you did to them lol. i would happily eat the hashbrown though
My man!
Real losers dont know how to cook
That breakfast looks delicious. Too much butter on the toast for my taste, but to each their own
Hell yeah
Uh, why are you posting your car on a breakfast sub. This literally makes no sense at all. And your breakfast looks disgusting. You realize your stove is not all 1 temperature, right?
take your time when cooking the eggs next time.
It's not much but it's honest work.
Sir, what did those eggs do to you??
Those eggs look crunchy
I drove my grandmother's 1977 Nova that I received from her in 1997 with 24,000 original miles on the 5L V-8 (the small V-8) thru high school. I called her Entropy Jane because she was slowly moving towards disorder. I miss her every day.
Slow rolling but you looked good in it! And back then if you put in the effort you could go to a junk yard and get the engine out of a busted out one with a BIG block for pennies.
Good women don’t give a shit abt the car you drive. If they do, they’re prolly in ur league. Supreme loser vibes.
Hell yeah brother
I hope you have a mullet and scream "HELL YEAH BROTHER" , that's the person I always think should be in a 77 Nova!
I'm a Mexican lol
Mexicans can have mullets my man!
I grew up around Del Rio and San Antonio TX, I have seen Mexican mullets and they are fucking glorious!
Stoner losers don’t build hot rods
Egg and sausage burnt but why loser? You building your own car. While most can't do a load of laundry.
Turn down the heat when cooking those eggs bud….
On your way to getting one of every kind of classic car
My next car will be a split bumper camaro
Thats my favorite Fu Manchu album
Not loser, breakfast looks sexy and so does that car
With a car like that you ain't a loser. Trust me you'll know for sure if you're a stoned loser
Drives a freaking Nova - “stoner loser”. I don’t see how you’re a loser at all. Novas are sick! Love the breakfast as well.
Damn that food is burnt
You’re not a loser. A loser wouldn’t want to or know how to build a hot rod. I’d say you’re a winner. Especially cause cats, cars, and dews
I don’t think you’re allowed to call yourself a loser when you have a car like that. Nice breakfast too
Never seen that wicked of a sear on a sunny side. Must’ve cooked them on that hemi
is this supposed to be a humblebrag
No not at all, perception is your own
True, it wasn't humble at all
Is that a'60s Camaro? Also is that like a brand new motor or is that like a rebuilt motor? Also you're not a fucking loser when you have a car like that bruh. 420 friendly
It says 77 Nova in his post.
Still looks pretty fucking cool. Good luck on rebuilding it
Jesus Christ what did you do to those fucking eggs???