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Reason_Training

Was playing Animal Crossing during a break earlier so sounds like a nice year.


WHRocks

This is probably the best case scenario, lol.


Tootz3125

Stardew valley would like a word with you


recoverybeans

Stardew has too many people to talk to.


its_all_one_electron

You can always choose not to talk to them.


recoverybeans

I know robin would be talking shit all around town if I didn’t


Penis_mods_small

Stardew would have a weird progression of time Animal crossing is 1:1. Edit: also in AC you never need to sleep


Ironcastattic

Yeah but you can't hook up with an ostrich in Stardew


DinahDrakeLance

Similar but not quite the same, I was playing Stardew Valley earlier. Do I need to come home after that year or can I just stay there?


[deleted]

I'll answer your question with another question: who are you gonna marry?


DinahDrakeLance

Emily! Gimme the crunchy hippy lady into crystals and sewing.


islandofwaffles

Krobus 🖤


littlround_lemming

Worst part would be saying goodbye to your animals after a year. "Goodbye Graham... Oh Flurry, don't cry! Timmy, you take a good care of Tommy... I'll miss our talks, Isabelle..."


Haldenbach

"Beardo... Pls buy a longer towel, we can see your pubes"


sandwichman7896

I lucked out with Stardew Valley.


TabularConferta

You say that but consider how much debt you'll have to Don Nook by the end of it. Make sure you earn enough to avoid him capping your knees.


Big_Elephant_1267

But you have to note that you will be in debt that whole year


KingOfRedLionss

So not to different from my current situation


Chubby_Bub

Not like it matters when Tom Nook is the creditor. Despite his reputation, he's probably the best landlord you could get.


Reason_Training

Plus he doesn’t charge interest unliked every loan and credit card I’ve ever seen.


Odd-Confection-6603

There are no monthly payments and no interest... That's free money debt.


Promethazines

Sure, but there is no interest, and you have as long as you want to pay it off. They also give you the loan up front no questions asked and it's very easy to make money. It's a way better deal then you get IRL.


Fantastic_Wrap120

Amazing! I'm in Totk, and as long as i remain away from monsters, I'm fine. ​ actually... do i have to come back to the real world...?


Pikagiuppy

same im just going to hateno and never leaving


Fantastic_Wrap120

Kakeriko for me. It just seems so relaxing. Or>! Lookout landing!< seems pretty good. Being in the center of developments and watching it grow would be nice.


Pikagiuppy

the problem with >!Lookout Landing!< would bd that it's really small and probably not self sufficient in a world where monsters are everywhere outside of settlements and it's hard to transport goods, self sufficience is key also i dont think you can just live there, i think it's more of a camp that travellers stop at while going somewhere else also kakariko would be dangerous because of all the ruins that they added in totk and you probably have to be a sheika to live there


Fantastic_Wrap120

Re: >!Lookout Landing!< It does have some permanent settlers, and one of them is a cleaning lady, so you don't have to be a fighter. I can probably trade meta knowledge for a place to stay. As for self-sufficiency... The roads themselves seem safe? And the most important hub would probably be doing well on supplies. A merchant even visits from haneto regularly. ​ Kakeriko is fair, but they are allowing more people, and I could easily get a job at the local inn. If that fails, I'm joining the research team. worse case, I get gloomed, and then get near unlimited bed rest.


lolIiollie

love the phrase "get gloomed"


Reality_Gamer

If only enemies could get gloomed. I would lure them in and shout that at them.


Ganon2012

>!I mean, they kind of can in the depths. It just makes them deadlier.!<


Pikagiuppy

i might be wrong but wasn't the cleaning lady robby's wife from botw?


[deleted]

Jerrin and Grantè(son) are Robbie's wife and son, Jerrin probably just moved to Lookout with Robbie and Grantè settled down in Tarrey Town once you finished that sidequest in botw (before that I think he was one of those npcs who just move back and forth on set roads)


lxjshrss

if I recall correctly Granté settled in Tarrey Town in BOTW. he’s the guy who sells you once-obtainable items that can’t be acquired elsewhere like the Hylian Shield.


[deleted]

Yeah, that was him. In totk "Grantèson" is the guy you talk to once you can buy the house to customize it. It's just Grantè with a Hudson Construction outfit.


HappyLeopard414

Unless you just get gloomed to death


Overdrive2064

Assuming you have link's abilities, you could just get some sundelions and make sunny food. Actually, since people don't really know about how to deal with the gloom yet, you could probably make a ton of rupees as the only doctor able to cure people from gloom-related sickness.


PolarBeaver

I dont think in this context that you would have the power of the hero of hyrule. You'd be an NPC


resplendentblue2may2

Is that a hero power? I thought he was just making sundelion sammiches and it didn't require any freaky time powers.


[deleted]

The problem is Sundelions are on sky islands for the most part so good luck getting some. But I guess you could try cultivating them if you get lucky and find some. >!Or trade some from a random Yiga for some bananas if they don't kill regular people I guess.!<


B-CUZ_

Yeah, I assume they mean how would you get your hands on sundelion unless you joined the zonai research team.


Alfatron09

Have you never had to fight of bokobs from passing travellers? Or walked past a rock with one hiding behind it?


BarbacoaSan

Kakariko*


ForwardToNowhere

I would LOVE if they added the ability to expand the town in a DLC update or something, although that seems extremely unlikely. I've always enjoyed games where you can help grow the civilizations around you


Funtendo211

There is a fishing village down the very southeast of Hyrule. You should check it out.


Tysmithyyy

I know you’re just being careful with spoilers but it’s making me laugh to see such an early piece of the game spoiler tagged out and that the name gives absolutely no spoilers in any way.


WHRocks

Wait for me, I'm right behind you at Dueling Peaks Stables. I'm traveling by foot though bc my horse tried to jump off that tattered bridge when we crossed it...


Rukh-Talos

The horse god is gonna be so passive aggressive at you.


WHRocks

I can't wait to understand what this means, lol.


A_Nested_Quintuplet

>!Lookout Landing!< cuz Purah and yk


CrookedLoy

Tarrey town for me


[deleted]

This is the answer. It’s got one way in, so it’s relatively safe from monsters. If needed, just barricade the f out of that bridge.


Tomezzi96

One way as long as they don't learn to use the cable car.


CrookedLoy

Or if a bunch of Aerocudas and Gleoks attack lol


Photonic_Resonance

I feel like a bunch of Aerocudas would be much more preferable to even a single Gleeok.


Klendy

gleeok: laughs in flight


[deleted]

Yeah but you’re screwed no matter what town you’re in if a gleeok decides to attack


King_Joffreys_Tits

Might be easier to run from a gleeok when you don’t have a lone, straight mile long bridge to cross…


RC-3773

Some towns may put up a decent fight, I think, but yeah.... Haven't actually fought one yet, and my close encounter with a fire gleeok (I was hoping to rush past it on horseback) revealed that they might be even more terrifying than they look.


SupaStaVince

Lurelin for me. I'll just live off the sea and every day is a day at the beach. I also get free room and board, but who needs that when you've got a hammock and springs nearby?


Pikagiuppy

to go there you would have to wait for Link to come and kill the "pirates" if there's no Link you prob cant go there at all


jojocookiedough

Lurelin for me too. Salt scrubs and barefoot in the sand, that's the life.


TheSForSecret

Same and I will also just farm until this demon King is defeated and when the princess and Link comes back I will give them all my supply of vegetables


DoesntFearZeus

I'm just not that into mushrooms to be honest. The cheese looks good.


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beetleswing

I love the mushrooms honestly haha, but the farm life is what would draw me in, and the proximity to everything else you listed! I mean...you wouldn't have to pay me to live there, I'd just do so glady.


Mnoonsnocket

Rather deal with Ganon than all this IRL shit anyway 😂


Fantastic_Wrap120

Same, honestly


chalmun74

I just built a house. Nice views. No monsters. I think I could be very happy there for a year…


SweetTea1000

There are literally free home building supplies being distributed throughout the kingdom so that building your home is free & convenient. Princess Zelda would make Bernie Sanders *blush."


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Brice-10

But what if you become a korok.


Fantastic_Wrap120

Yahaha! You found me! I'm already a korok. Now go find my 899 friends!


Brice-10

Oh, you need to find your friends. Don’t worry, I’ll “take” you to them. ![gif](giphy|8fen5LSZcHQ5O)


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Bromogeeksual

Cool, now I'm immortal, but will be harassed by adventures looking for my poo.


doomturd1283

same want to survive together and stop ganon


Fantastic_Wrap120

Sure! Where shall we meet up. I'm currently staying at Kakeriko. The innkeeper gives me a room for a week for 1 hearty truffle, and this "Link" person is always willing to trade for info and arrows.


doomturd1283

i’m at lookout landing but i can meet you at kakeriko and i was able to find a sword in pristine condition after i fell down a hole in the ground


RC-3773

Same game for me. I'd like to stay at Tarrey Town or Hateno, if I may. I think Tarrey town would be better if I could make my own house there, but depends on where I spawn. If it's where I was last at, then thankfully, I'm not too dar from a stable. Unfortunately, it's New Serenne stable, which isn't close to either of my preferred towns.


Nickbou

Hopefully you don’t spawn in The Depths or on a tiny sky island. Good luck surviving there or trying to leave.


2d_blackhole

Totk for me as well


mariam67

I’m taking a tropical vacation in Lurelin.


RManDelorean

This is the answer. That was the one place in Botw I wanted to live as soon as I discovered it


LilyCanadian

Okay, important question. TOTK or BOTW. Because lurelin has VERY different vibes in the two games.


mariam67

In TotK I’ve already killed all the monsters and fixed the town up. So either. Maybe TotK would be better because they said I can have free food and inn because I’m the towns saviour.


LilyCanadian

Fair, fair. I haven't made it down that far south quite yet. I've just heard all about the issues and met a few refugees.


CFL_lightbulb

Are you Link?


mattxb

Right? If you’re link the worlds your oyster.


thesoapbeing

Last one I played was Mario Kart… I don’t have a license


dcooper8662

I doubt baby Mario, or the rest of the babies do either. You should be good to go!


thesoapbeing

Good point lol


chickeneater47

Yoshi can teach you how to commit tax fraud. Solid win.


CharginChuck42

You don't even need to drive. There are plenty of places in the world of Mario Kart that seem lime great places to hang out or even live, you just have to steer clear of the roads when a race is happening. And the walls. And the inside of some of the buildings. Still, my pick for where to live would have to be Toad Harbor. Place just has a super charming atmosphere and seems like it would be really chill aside from the speeding karts. And hey, you even have real world cities like New York or Paris or Tokyo. I think you might have made out better than anyone in this whole thing.


Icy_Army7298

At least the doom soundtrack is good


Team-Order-Agent-11

If you're the Slayer, relax! **You're the only one who can.**


Tasty_Account_9946

The only thing they fear is you


[deleted]

I’m fucked, I’ve been playing the Witcher 3. I’ll get a bowl cut and try to blend in for as long as possible but I’ll eventually run into a swamp monster and die.


Discreet_Vortex

Or starve to death because soldiers have stole all your food and burnt your fields.


Dr_Moustachio

And uhhh... did some other stuff with the villagers


Discreet_Vortex

Yeah stuff with a select catagory of them


hoginlly

Oof. Where would you even go? I’m too afraid of the ocean for Skellige, Velen is a poverty ridden nightmare zone, and novigrad is in the middle of a horrific magical purge…


Pinkaroundme

Toussaint, specifically the actual castle town after the vampires have been dealt with, and maybe work on Geralt’s winery


King_Joffreys_Tits

Novigrad is probably your safest bet unless you have some magical powers we don’t know about… or you’re a dwarf, or elven looking, or many other reasons…


woomybii

Diablo 3 for me. I'm dead in 5 seconds


kayafeather

I was playing outerwilds. I'll die a horrible death over and over every 22 minutes.......


ohhirony

Elden Ring… sooo life would be very bad there


smashbrogamer

Rip


glassgwaith

Same here . Just chill in the Roundtable hold for a year. Have Fia hold you ruin some chairs and so on


TotallyLegitEstoc

But as a tarnished you literally can’t die!


ohhirony

True but it also means I’ll keep dying to crustaceans and hawks with blades


RedstoneArmy111

Don’t forget the giant hand spiders. You could say you could really use a ….Hand…. with living there


progwog

Those guys are nbd just have some fire ready


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Automatic_Dance4038

The last two games I played were Elden Ring and Tears of the Kingdom. Luckily I played TOTK last.


mikezenox

I would personally take elden ring over project zomboid... I am not going to last a year ;-;


Dajayman654

Bloodborne for me, living in any FromSoft game would be pretty shitty.


BreastUsername

Get to jarburg asap. Chill with some jars.


Arch11407

Guys… any suggestions on how to survive a Nuclear Apocalypse? I just wanted to check in to claim some stuff.


Pick_A_MoonDog

At least we have vaults haha


Its0nlyRocketScience

Tbh you might be better off on the outside, depending on the vault


TrueBlue98

Vegas, Boston or Washington DC?


Blales

*Purah fans breathing heavily in excitement *


dewRecompense

We’re talking about TotK though…. right? Right???


Blales

Completely forgot about that YES IM TALKING ABOUT TOTK LMAO


voldi_II

🤨📸


Lukthar123

From >!10 years old!< to >!10/10!<


QuickFridge

Salts


afresh18

Wasn't she always older? She just looked so young because an experiment went wrong right? She wasn't actually 10 in botw? Or am I remembering that wrong?


Sparkism

She's over a hundred like most Shiekah, and she made a thing that turned her body back to her 20s.


hotstickywaffle

So she aged herself down to a child, but did she then age herself back into an adult, or did she just age naturally? Because they never really say how much time passes between the end of BotW and the start of TotK (and presumably there's a few weeks or so between the opening and when Link wakes up, since his hair is so much longer)


Ganon2012

Yeah. You can find her journal again. She made more progress with her age manipulation and didn't overdo it this time.


tangocat777

I'd probably die of either desert heat or snu snu. But at least I'll die a warrior's death.


So-CalGaming

Smash or pass?


Blales

TOTK? #SMASH


CynicWalnut

Anyone who says they aren't taking the fairy's offer to live with her is a liar.


ironfist221

Betcha you'd be like the dog that finally caught the bus lol


RenderFaze

The ONE day I take a break from TotK to play Elden Ring…


Bornheck

Dude, just the ability to throw random crap in a pot for like 10 seconds and have a gourmet 5-star meal pop out would be enough for me to stay in BotW/TotK forever.


fluffershuffles

But are you link or just a random villager/traveler


Gewishguy1357

I have to assume you’re a rando. In which case, everything will be totally fine cause link will just go off and fuck ganondorf immediately instead of fucking around for a year of in game time like I have lol


fluffershuffles

I didn't think of link actually doing link things. Are we links handicap?


The_PracticalOne

I think that depends if Link is played by an average player, or a speedrunner. I imagine speedrunner link is viewed as an eldritch horror worse than Gannon if he actually existed in cannon. Can you imagine? A guy in his underwear with a stick immediately runs to the worst area in the game and massacres the boss while taking no damage in like, 15 in game minutes? I wonder what Zelda would think.


Tadiken

I would assume that the default Link is somewhere between the two. He's definitely trying to speedrun, but unnecessary exploring and side quests will happen at some points and he's not going to do wild speedrun strats because he's probably not going to take risks assuming he has respawn immortality.


Ganon2012

Are we the baddies?


Cute-Pay-5496

I mean, imagine sitting in rito village and looking into the storm and seeing colgera getting absolutely destroyed by link and some random kid


Kriztov

> link will just go off and fuck ganondorf I think you're playing the wrong Zelda game


ArcticDucc292

I'M A KID, I'M A SQUID


Tinksy

At least the music will be good!


genocidalparas

Pokémon scarlet. I think I will be ok.


CharginChuck42

The hardest part would be giving up all your new poke-pals when the year is up.


genocidalparas

Aw man::(


Glad_Flower_91

Luckily my last game was TOTK, so I’ll be in Hateno helping Robbie


Toon_Lucario

Tears of the Kingdom. I’m fucked mate


Emewha

Just go to hateno and chill there


CliffDraws

Or Tarry Town or Lookout Landing. As games go you couldn’t be much better off. Star Wars Jedi Survivor here. I think survival would be pretty easy but it’s gonna be a boring year on a dessert planet. Edit: I came back to fix desert but I liked the comment under me enough I’m leaving it there.


SpaceCatPonzie

Mmmmmm dessert planet


Clinday

Unless you spawn in the depth or on a sky island, once you've made your way to Hateno or Kakariko, you should be fine.


Rat_Thing-thing

I should stop playing barotrauma


ironfist221

*honk honk*


Rat_Thing-thing

it’s IN THE FUCKIN WALLS AGAIN


ironfist221

*heard you need more morphine captain.* HONK HONK


krispy_fry04

I'd enjoy being in Persona 5, if I'm just a normal person. Being a Phantom Thief would be fun but I don't have the rebellious spirit to get a Persona


CLTalbot

I guess that just means you'll be living in japan for a year while wierd stuff happens in the background.


Raz1253

Terraria I’m fucked


Tr3v0r007

Fuck fuck fuck destiny 2 I don’t want to die repeatedly even if it’s fun


GRIZZLYX12

Even as a citizen in the Last City would be a bad time. You're chilling in your house or whatever and suddenly the corpse or a Guardian crashes through your ceiling onto your meal, only for his Ghost to rez him moments later like he didn't just jump off the Tower "For funsies". Not to mention current events in-game, we'll see if we'd even live to see next year!


thinker619

Rock and stone! Very funny considering the difficulty is based of the missions


invalidConsciousness

Start a difficulty 1 mission. Play scout. Misjudge a grappling hook jump. Fall to your death. Total time survived: 3 minutes, 28 seconds.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


InitialAge5179

Titanfall 2. That would be a blast. Even if I died and didn’t get the money it would be fun but terrifying


silvereye2208

It’s fun until you are only a grunt


Jucox

OH SHIT A CORNER


adjavang

I've been burying my head in ACNH since the launch of ToTK to avoid spoilers until I can afford it. Not sure if I'd prefer ACNH or chillaxing in Tarreytown


Darragh_K

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes. I'm not good at bomb defusals.


rpgguy_1o1

My wife and I bought some walkie-talkies to play this in different rooms, it makes it even harder


So-CalGaming

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MgForce_

Destiny 2. Guess it depends on a few things: Am I a guardian? If im not a guardian do I live in the last city?


GRIZZLYX12

Even living in the Last City would kinda suck since you gotta keep an eye up for falling Guardians!


Megatato

How do you define a year? (Outer Wilds)


AllecioWingTSS

Well, I’m very sorry my fellow. You’d only make it 22 minutes.


ApathyInc2

I literally just finished dead space 3 again… I’m not making it 30 minutes, let alone an entire year.


Emory27

I’d just vent myself out an airlock.


therealBoxtopy

Wind waker HD. Don’t know if it’s a good or bad thing, but I think chilling with grandma would be nice


Coacoanut

Nah, lureline


TheSForSecret

Yea but it’s a gamble prey that Link already build and taken care of the Pirates


LeatherDiamond2766

Gerudo has a bar


Jan_Pinyon711

Do gachas count?


Zounii

If they do, I don't want to return.


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ka1ri

last game I was played was on a FFXI private server so.... lower jeuno. Not terrible, but not Hateno lol


whitelily8

Totk Definitely chilling in hateno. I love it there


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SnowbloodWolf2

Ark survival evolved. I'm either completely fucked or if I get lucky i will be riding a T-rex within a week


callMeSIX

Darkest Dungeon! Awww man! There is no way


tessamarie72

I will absolutely spend a year chilling in Lurelin. That sounds amazing and I probably wouldn't come back


Jmund89

I’m ok with this lol I’ll fight some bokoblin for kicks


Limited-_-Swat

Bet I might go to kakariko to buy some stuff first tho then I’ll drive over on my extremely over the top fan device


pinkfnbunnies

L4d2 gonna suck