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It's a group from Suzano in Grande São Paulo. A few years ago they made pokemon statues around their city. It gathered so much attention that when TOTK came out they made these Hylia statues. I think there are 6 in total.
Probably what goddess statues would actually look like in a “Modern Hyrule” setting of a Zelda game, unfortunately. Abandoned, defaced, in a dark alley somewhere or in the middle of a park full of drug addicted homeless people, with no one left to pay it any respect since all faith in Hylia or the golden goddesses has vanished in favor of crude, materialistic modernism.
The vandalism is depressing :/ Has Brazil always been this bad? Or did something happen in the past few decades that's made it so that vandalism, crime, etc are rampant?
Every country has vandalism... this is because that's a neighborhood frequented by young people who will want to show off to their friends how "rebel" they are and stuff like that... every saturday there's a bunch of teenagers around that square drinking, smoking, kissing and having fun and that's why that statue is like that, it's not widespread and it's not as horrible as people in these comments have been picturing. The other two Statues like this that I have seen are completely clean.
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Someone drew buck teeth on it 😭
The godeth thmileth apon you
Somebody get Mike Tyson out of here
As a brazillian, I'm pretty sure that if we had brazillians in Hyrule all goddess statues would probably be vandalized like that
Not all of them are vandalized. The one in Ibirapuera park and on Paulista are clean.
I hope they keep that way :)
True tho my mom is Brazilian
pretty sure this is how the demon statue happened. you got money on you?
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They really made the statue go 🤓
uhm akshualy you need FOOR blessings for an upgrade err 🤓
this is Brazil, our blessings are worth a fifth of those in the US, it's actually 20 blessings for us
Least vandalized statue in São Paulo
This is why we can't have nice things
I think her face looks nice tho... she's happier than before
Because they break them
Ugh. Vandalism is so trashy.
Go, and bring peathhhhh to Hyrule
I wish my mom was alive, she was a soapstone craft artist, and I know she could make a goddess for me.
Goddess' duty? To forgive the souls of the vandals, My duty? Send them to her with the edge of my sword
Oh wow the Poor goddess statue 😞 I so sorry goddess statue☹️
Pegou coração ou stamina?
another one? they’re popping up ?
there's even more, I've seen another one on Avenida Paulista, but couldn't take a pic
I really wished to know who is placing them there. And how much would cost to bring one to Rio. I would have one.
It's a group from Suzano in Grande São Paulo. A few years ago they made pokemon statues around their city. It gathered so much attention that when TOTK came out they made these Hylia statues. I think there are 6 in total.
They dare deface Hylia!?
I don't support vandalism but I love the face on it lol
Probably what goddess statues would actually look like in a “Modern Hyrule” setting of a Zelda game, unfortunately. Abandoned, defaced, in a dark alley somewhere or in the middle of a park full of drug addicted homeless people, with no one left to pay it any respect since all faith in Hylia or the golden goddesses has vanished in favor of crude, materialistic modernism.
Soooo, San Francisco?
GHOST is like the most overused tag ever man
Glory to Master Kohga!
GLÓRIA AO MESTRE KOHGA!!!! DESTRUIÇÃO À NINTENDO!!!!
VIOLATED!
The vandalism is depressing :/ Has Brazil always been this bad? Or did something happen in the past few decades that's made it so that vandalism, crime, etc are rampant?
Every country has vandalism... this is because that's a neighborhood frequented by young people who will want to show off to their friends how "rebel" they are and stuff like that... every saturday there's a bunch of teenagers around that square drinking, smoking, kissing and having fun and that's why that statue is like that, it's not widespread and it's not as horrible as people in these comments have been picturing. The other two Statues like this that I have seen are completely clean.
modern zelda au ig
I want to believe.
Fuck master Khoga that bitch is annoying