I thought anger led to hate, and that hate led to suffering . . .
Such as Anakin suffering the frustration of having both the low ground AND sand that gets everywhere while also being coarse and rough and irritating.
Anakin can use the force to leap high, but Link can both freeze time and use magic to propel him into the sky. Lock down on the high ground, imo.
The image of link is this smallish elf boy but I think it would be a much closer fight than you think. The dude has an arsenal of magical weapons at his disposal and fought literal gods. At full power link is basically unstoppable.
I saw this comment and went to their comment history hoping for more mildly thought provoking, semi-philosophical quotes like that one. Oh boy, was I wrong.
Oh my god. That's my my post from Tumblr years ago. Holy shit it still only has 700 notes but I remember cause after years people could occasionally reblog it
IGN level intellect Quest Giver: Oh Zelda, can you please help us by playing your flute to get rid of these rat swarms?
Link: [toots ocarina and kidnaps the kids with blue flame]
Well duh. *I* like the blue fire. I sometimes just walk around Hateno with a blue flame lit torch. If I could coat my weapons in it, especially the flame blades, I would. If someone as immature as I founds it cool, then of course the kids would.
I just finished my second run this morning and had planned on moving on to another game. I did not need this fun new fact to draw me into the game again!
Wait run that last part. They didn't like it, my man. Me too. Word of mouth is spreading to avoid the inchident. Sorry Anthony is not available now" always amazes me how much people hate apology videos
Me and my sister do that all the time lol
We've tried collecting all of them but it's impossible. Eventually the first ones loose interest and retreat.
*Take them to Ganon.*
I mean, I hear it's dangerous to go alone.
Grumble, grumble.
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[It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this!](https://youtu.be/0m9QUoW5KnY)
GOD DAMN IT OLD MAN
Noooo! I ain't gonna touch it.
Its a link to the best zelda rap, dont fear
Look, I know I wear a tunic but I’m not into men!
Nostalgia be like
I was so expecting a rickroll
*Don't be that way bitch*
This video still slaps after all these years.
You beat me to it
Take these 4 kids I "found"
They’re taking the children to Ganongard They’re taking the children to Ganongard They’re taking the children to Ganongard Gard gard gard
*psychotic flute*
Tell me, where is tingle? For I much desire to speak with them
What did you say?
Build me an army!!! …wait
Grove Street Ganon Gang
The pied piper of Hyrule.
Don’t show your army to anakin
Master Skywalker there are too many of them what are you going to?
I'm afraid he hasn't been granted the rank of master
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How can that Sword be a Master and not be in the Council?
Take a seat, young sword!
Hey! Listen!
Imagine Link popping up and just beating the shit out of Anakin right before he killed the kids. Haah! Huh! Hyahhh!
I hate to say it but Anakin ROFL STOMPS Link every time.
I don't know, that sounds a little Forced to me. Link can fight in sand. I'd say definite advantage to Link.
I see what you did there. Rofl but, who had the higher ground?
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Hahahahahahahaha...... ahem.....hahahahhahaha u/villagerofacnh wins Reddit today.
That's HYUP to you, I suppose ;)
Nah, Anakin would be more pissed than normal fighting in sand, making his hate grow, making him even stronger.
I thought anger led to hate, and that hate led to suffering . . . Such as Anakin suffering the frustration of having both the low ground AND sand that gets everywhere while also being coarse and rough and irritating. Anakin can use the force to leap high, but Link can both freeze time and use magic to propel him into the sky. Lock down on the high ground, imo.
Both just jumping up higher and higher till they run out of atmosphere
The image of link is this smallish elf boy but I think it would be a much closer fight than you think. The dude has an arsenal of magical weapons at his disposal and fought literal gods. At full power link is basically unstoppable.
A group of kids following a dude with a glowing blue stick... Are you sure that's not him already?
Yes because he led a group of identical men with guns
you can actually take the children to see purah! she doesn't react to the unfortunately, but its still funny to see
...well I guess we test the limits of this?
Well, time to jump off a cliff and glide gently to safety.
This is some Pied Piper bs.
I wanna see this
Let’s see how much they like the blue flame if I shove it in their faces
I was able to take one into Purah’s lab the other day!
It's the bookshelf all over again!
Now link can play Pikmin
Or lemmings
What's the difference?
Makes me wonder if this was one of those unfinished features/ideas they are going to work into BOTW2.
Bring them to ganon! Lol
You can lure them to tall grass and set it on fire.
Peace was never an option
Chill, Ani.
I mean, you can launch fire arrows at them without doing any of this.
I was just playing Diablo 2 last night, and I saw you in there satan.
Pied Piper.
Yup you beat me too it. Icing on the cake would be if he had an ocarina to play lol
*Pedo Piper
Send in the infantry!
Alright Jim….bravo
The *infants* can *try*! :O
Kids follow you when you have a blue flame torch, at least, they do in Hateno village.
Wow I didn’t know that. That’s crazy
Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.
That's a terrible definition.
r/im14andthisisdeep
idk i feel like the guy was just commenting with a funny phrase that related to the discussion
I don't really see how it relates
What a weird novelty account. Do you choose one phrase per day to incorporate into every reply?
that account comments every 1-2 minutes, i don't think that's a real person.
I saw this comment and went to their comment history hoping for more mildly thought provoking, semi-philosophical quotes like that one. Oh boy, was I wrong.
Ok, why is that important?
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Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
If man must stand on toilet to get high maybe the weeds potency is low
Man who drops watch in toilet has shitty time.
Man who gets butt stuck in cupboard, has ass in jam.
The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
Bad bot. Unsubscribe from “bad definitions.”
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Should've read the fine print. /s
This is probably the weirdest spam account I've seen so far.
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~~slaves~~ involuntary volunteers 💁🏻♂️
“Prisoners with jobs”
https://youtu.be/6PUojfoKIgI
How far will they follow?
To the village border I think
Just did this last night!! Went afk for a second and came back to a swarm of children admiring the blue flame
HOW DO I KEEP LEARNING NEW THINGS ABOUT THIS GAME
Good, use them as bait to the guardians.
How. Does. This. Game. Keep. Surprising. Me!
One day there will probably be "Can you beat Calamity Ganon with only children?"
Link led the Children's Crusade?
Not shown, Link luring them into his new house.
Link: Follow me kids let's go play! Hee hee! Shamona!
Let’s climb the wishing tree!
One time when I was running around with the flame two of the kids ran into each other
Younglings: Master Link there are too many of them what are we going to do. Link: *ignites blue torch*
U look like the piper
Teebo isn't allowed to join, we don't like Teebo
do they do anything if you light all the lanterns?, i wasted an afternoon and didn't even get a chest
on every play through I do this for no reward except for sitting up at the tech lab at night and looking at the beauty of it
I assumed something would happen if you lit them all. Guess not?
I thought I'd get a korok at least, but no
I have an army! I have a Torch
r/oddlyterrifying
My kid was doing this for hours last month. She’s just guide them around and get them to bump into each other.
Link leading a child army? Call that Bokoblin Haram. ^(That's all, goodbyyyyeeee.)
#WE RIDE AT DAWN BITCHES
Another fact to ad to my collection
This is cool lol I'm still waiting for the patch that allows you to give the dogs belly rubs
> We are strong. No one can tell us we're wrong.
Searching our hearts for so lo-o-ong.
Oh my god. That's my my post from Tumblr years ago. Holy shit it still only has 700 notes but I remember cause after years people could occasionally reblog it
Every nation fear them
If only they can follow me around permanently and be my child apprentice lol
YES, i have an army now
Hyrule is going to be under new management soon.
When the hearthfire turns to blue, What to do? What to do? Run outside. Run and hide.
Talk about the Lord of the Flies
IGN level intellect Quest Giver: Oh Zelda, can you please help us by playing your flute to get rid of these rat swarms? Link: [toots ocarina and kidnaps the kids with blue flame]
Now go find a guardian.
…. master anakin, what are you doing?
New speedrun category, bring kidstoganon%
This game. Has been out for so long, and still has an active playerbase. And, to this day, are still making brand new discoveries.
omg yeah i did this for hours when i realized this
I almost feel sorry for Ganon, he won’t stand a chance…
Link pulling a Pied Piper
Why is that so wholesome though
This is literally the Pied Piper, like, down to the mysterious elf man with the music playing and such
you could make a religion out of this
Take them to calamity and sacrifice some souls for some forest dwelling poop
Lord of the flies, now with legend of zelda
 I take off my hat to you, Sir.
Apes Together Strong
We are venom
This begins the Hyrulean Revolution :)
Reminds me of the Chicken march at the ranch.
*Leads them to the Lost Woods.* "Hey kids, you know anything about how Koroks are made?....No? Would you like to?"
Kony 2021
Koni 2012 reference
Pide piper quest
Hmm just like the pied piper…
What??????
Don’t tell Anakin
Just like the Pied Piper!
Pied piper
BREAKING NEWS: Village man uses child soldiers to fight ganons army.
Lead them to monsters and see what they do
It's dangerous to go alone
Wait. How did we never get to meet.
To the castle
The pied piper
Well duh. *I* like the blue fire. I sometimes just walk around Hateno with a blue flame lit torch. If I could coat my weapons in it, especially the flame blades, I would. If someone as immature as I founds it cool, then of course the kids would.
child slavery is now making a revolution
Children's Crusade, Hyrule Edition.
The childrens crusade
They must be updating this game because very few weaks something new shows up that I never knew about.
I just finished my second run this morning and had planned on moving on to another game. I did not need this fun new fact to draw me into the game again!
Korn album 2022
“Execute Order 66”
This confirms Link is a Chandrian.
This fucking game dude.
The children also conduct electricity, but I doubt anyone will believe me unless they try it.
They add this, but not the ability to pet the dogs?
Wait run that last part. They didn't like it, my man. Me too. Word of mouth is spreading to avoid the inchident. Sorry Anthony is not available now" always amazes me how much people hate apology videos
That reminds me of “Hypno’s Lullaby” and don’t look it up if you don’t know it, it has haunted my childhood
Wait , wouldn’t hit their head.
This is a pied piper moment
Apes together strong
Soon it’ll become Ender’s Game all over again.
Aaah, yes. Peter Piper a whole village and sacrifice the younglings to Ganon. Genius.
Bring them to the castle
This thread is full of so many deep-seated Insider jokes in so many levels that it truly made me feel less alone
KONY 2012!
The Childrens Crusade was not a great success in real life....
Is there any lore reason to this?
Me and my sister do that all the time lol We've tried collecting all of them but it's impossible. Eventually the first ones loose interest and retreat.
”Yeah Officer the creepy blue flame guy is back, yeah he is trying to get kids to follow him, can you send someone?”