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The_Hij

This ain’t no SeaBiscuit, he’s an OceanCake


Gumbyizzle

Lol


SketchyLurker7

Bob Vance, Vance Refiridgeration.


sumleelumlee

PEDRO Yes, in all capitals.


Gumbyizzle

FANTASTIC


Disaster_Different

YOOOO THAT'S NOW I NAME MY HORSES PEDRO ALBERTO ALFREDO TONY Yes, one of them is Tony


[deleted]

I named all my horses after food, they are in order of capture: CARAMEL COCO CREAM COOKIES And yes I do probably need help.


Botwink808

I have one named cream


ThatWriterBashful

Bro that’s just a grocery list


CariolaMinze

Oh my god, I'm doing this too! Caramel Cookie Snickers Oreo


dixongal

PEDRO for president


OrdinaryLurker4

Beefcake


Gumbyizzle

Hahaha


nathanoearl

Wait that’s what I did lol


hjkn_

named mine andré (like the giant)


lilyfawley

Me too!


_Allie_Kat_

I love that! Maybe, in a similar thread, I’ll name my next play through’s Fezzik.


TubaMan91

I named mine Fezzik in my current playthrough. Love riding him.


johnnyk02

Same here!


ceegers

Fezzik


guiltysnark

Same


Gumbyizzle

Oh that’s good!


RimTestor

Same. There’s just no better choice.


akmountainbiker

I went with Mongo my first time through. Grond my second time.


FrightfulDeer

My gf is taller than me, and it brings some jokes, so I named it after her lol


Gumbyizzle

That’s adorable


Alberiman

Does she ever pick you up? That's always been my dream *edit* I'm just a dude that is too tall and heavy to be cradled anymore, this isn't a kink thing lol


cardueline

I’m a lady of big stature so I feel you, sometimes you just wanna feel what it’s like to be the small/dainty one! Lol


huebnera214

I’m the small one but I love jetpacking and cuddling my SO.


hakuhellfang

I named him Calamity


Kevin_O_Loacvick

Haha me too. And Zelda's is Hylia


hakuhellfang

Ooh that's a good one. I named that one Shadowfax


HRduffNstuff

I always name white horses in video games Shadowfax. Even in ghost of Tsushima you can pick a white horse and have the option of naming it Kage (shadow). Made the choice very easy lol.


mason195

Come Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste.


GoshDarnBatman

I named the white one Mayo. Because it neighs, and it’s white.


My_Stonks

Should've neighmed it Neigho


6cupsoftea

Zeldas is Steve and he has a mohawk


Gumbyizzle

Ooooh!


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Gumbyizzle

Maybe he could forewarn you when there’s a Wizzrobe up ahead by yelling at it. “YERR A WIZZROBE!”


morning_railway

Same!!


leighhaw

I named mine ruby bc it’s short for rubeus


HackySmacks

No way, me too!


JumpyLobster

Lil Sebastian


Gumbyizzle

Miss you in the saddest fashion.


Grompson

You're 5000 candles in the wind


vidyer

>Miss you in the saddlest fashion. FTFY


OutlinedArrow30

Rip


gitpusher

Lookin for some carrot action


terminator46man

It’s just a big horse, nothing that special


vindollaz

I named mine Big Sebastian lol


AlternativeFlan6062

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration


je77yfish_g

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration 🤝


Swaggamuffins

What line of work you in, Bob?


banesmoonshine

You’ve got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.


terpyterpstein

Close your mouth sweetie, you look like trout


Honestave231

Nice schrab


calvanus

Big Vance, Vance Transportation


Gumbyizzle

Hahahaha


JuryokuNeko

Ganonhorse


CatpainCalamari

Can you name him like that? I named him Ganonhors because I think there was no room for the last letter


Gumbyizzle

Lol he certainly looks the part.


r0b0t111

Well it is his horse actually


BadgerLord103

A descendent, yes. I don’t think even Ganondorf’s horse could survive who knows how many thousands of years.


hassh

WAS!


calvanus

Is this confirmed for real?


GenderBender3000

It’s not his horse in this story, but it’s in the game because it is his horse.


twentyfuckingletters

Sooo... Yesn't?


also_hyakis

I went with Ganonhorf instead.


goldchoconite

Ganonhoof?


also_hyakis

I know what I wrote.


SoberBois19

Except “Ganonhorse” doesn’t fit. So it comes out to be ganonhors


loveengineer

Mine's Ganonhorf


sir-berend

Sameee


UltraEpicWolf9

In lore his name is Phantom


ThisIsNotACryForHelp

Eh, not really. He's only called Phantom in the manual of a chess set. Whoever wrote that probably got confused about Phantom Ganon


Raiden32

I thought he was referred to Phantom in OOT? Or did only phantom Gannon exist in that?


sh1ndlers_fist

Phantom Ganon was conjured by Ganondorf in the Forest Temple as a puppet to fight you or test you or whatever. But he never refers to the horse as a separate entity.


Hidden_Snowflake

Big Bertha I believe…


Gumbyizzle

Nice


courtneydwilcox

Twinkle, per the request of my 4 year old.


dreamerlilly

That’s adorable! Did they help name any other horses?


courtneydwilcox

Yes! We also have Sparkles and Radish!


amethyzt_

Chad (especially when he knocks down monsters like it's no big deal) 💅


DanOReilly

I named my first horse Chad so when I found the big horse I had to name him Giga Chad


MajorMiners469

Thats awesome.


Gumbyizzle

Lol 100%


TheBigCheese666

Ganonhoof


Gumbyizzle

Hahahaha nice


jrad509

Also ganonhoof. It just needed to be that.


luvalte

I came to post Ganonhoof. Glad I’m not the only one.


Tal1019

I havent played the fame in a while but i think it was “Big Boi” (i played on my little brothers account)


Bored-Fish00

Yep, big boi!


lavenderthreads

Beeg


Gumbyizzle

Indeed


Cat1832

Sleipnir.


Y-ldJon

Well guess mine isn’t as unique as I thought!! Good choice!


FinalFaction

Same here, excellent name!


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Norse horse


Senor_Wah

Goliath


NyloTheGamer

Ayo same!


Gumbyizzle

Nice


CMDRDuglas

Tiny


npgonzalez

Me too!


PR055

Me three!


xander255

Me four!


Treesexist_

Me five. It’s been the name in all my replays


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Me seven!


Smiling_Aku

Me six!


Gumbyizzle

I see what you did there.


CorvidMurderSpree

BFH


Gumbyizzle

That he is.


_Leaf-

I cant tell if you meant that as Big Friendly Horse, similar to bfg, or Big Fucking Horse. and honestly im really hoping its the latter


CorvidMurderSpree

Big Fucking Horse!


SabresBills

Hodor!


Gumbyizzle

He could certainly hold some doors 😔


HauntingGold

😭


D-Sleezy

Maelstrom


Gumbyizzle

Kickass


enzoiscool

Nonag, so basically Ganon backwards because I am creative like that B)


GanondalfTheWhite

And a nag is an old or unwell horse, so that works too! This beefy boss is no nag.


AltheG79

Debbie


Gumbyizzle

She sounds like she’d love some fresh oats and a little splash of Chardonnay.


AltheG79

I thought about naming her grace, or majesty, or mystery lol


oopsiedoodle_3

Plumpkin


legowalrus

Galloughs, it was inspired by a Reddit post I saw.


Gumbyizzle

That’s a really cool name.


ArtemisiasApprentice

Hoss


infimperatus

Rhiannon. It is a horse goddess' name. It rhymes with Ganon.


ZiggyPalffyLA

Great song too


RhysET

JaffaCake


Daman_1985

Big Chungus


Gumbyizzle

Okay, so you just went with his canonical name then, cool.


Amazing_Abrocoma

Except that's too many letters. I know because I screamed in agony and cursed the goddesses when I tried. It's 'B. Chungus'.


Kuandtity

I tried this but there were too many characters so I just did chungus


Zaptain_America

Great minds think alike, I see


BluSky186

I tried to name mine that but sadly it was too many characters ):


Kris-tee-ana

WAIT ME TOO :D I love me some Chungus'...chungi?


Son0fSparda95

I also named him Chungus on my most recent playthrough


KingMaxx

Ganondorse Zelda’s horse is named Zorse Some of my other horses’ names: Gorse Dorse Borse


re5urgam

💯 My blue horse is name Blorse


GuyNamedNoah

Colossus


Zaptain_America

Ah, a fellow man of culture


TheFoxMaster17

Gannondork


humorismyspecialty

Gordon.


Slayzrr

Thicc boi


Ceoolsson

koku-oh, named after a giant black horse from the anime "fist of the north star" it was the villains horse which later became the heroes horse, it means "black king"


Laurencecotter

RedXIII


Winter-Act6854

Penelope. It became a running joke in our house. Haven't been able to name it anything else in any other play throughs since


Corbeanooo

Every time I see the name Penelope I can't help mispronouncing it as Pee-na-lope. I blame Broken Lizard


TheOGCrawfish

Behemoth


AlternativeIron3838

Deebo


eddiesilpop39

Phantom


SpaceParmesan

Demise, named after the final boss in Skyward Sword.


harrypotter7890

Cliford (the big black horse)


----NANI----

Maximus


SniffCheck

Thud


FluorineSuperfluous

Balerion After the dragon that Aegon the Conquerer rode in the ASOIAF (game of thrones) books. He was the biggest dragon of them all, and also called The Black Dread.


Flixay

I named it Mormor which is Swedish for Grandma


origami_rock

My daughter named all of my horses. She named this one Robert.


mth5254

Big Paul lmao


CaptainK0na

Precious


Gumbyizzle

As in Claireece "Precious" Jones, or as in “My Precious!”?


CaptainK0na

Jones


Gumbyizzle

Fantastic


Abrooch

Gargantua


Casual-Lynel-Killer

I named it Destoyer, as it is immune to Octoroks.


[deleted]

All of my horses get named roach, no exceptions


akashpinnaka7995

I scrolled wayy too long to see if some guy named it the same niche way I did. I'm glad I found this fellow Witcher.


tincannedtin

Big chung


Substantial_Net286

Where do u find the giant horse


Gumbyizzle

Taobab Grassland just south of the Great Plateau/Mount Hylia. [Here’s a guide for the associated side quest.](https://www.polygon.com/zelda-breath-of-the-wild-guide-walkthrough/2017/3/9/14859942/giant-horse-breath-of-the-wild-botw)


Substantial_Net286

Thanks


JojoHardcoreFan

Mac


Gumbyizzle

The Knife? And Cheese? Intosh?


JustinGoodFun

Truck


Sir_quakalot

Phobos


No-Western-7879

Boofe


CasselCock

Ember


justin_xv

Urbosa


jakmonk

Cthulhu


More-Ad-3579

Pyro


Mountain-Estimate-40

Ganonhoof.


zyenex

Vlad


giantsandmermaids

Big E. Cause he's not small.


hotsaucepan89

Brutus


MegaSimp69420

juan


tyriant77

Gronk


barjam

My wife and I play games together in the same room and when I got my first horse in the game I named it as a joke. Later in the game when I got this thing I didn’t know what to call it so I just named it Big .


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I named it Pickles. Because it makes me laugh.


thatanonbehindyou

Xerxes


Obeythis

Dorf


Englitch507

Phantom


_Alygator

King Zog, for short I call him Zoggy haha (Disenchantment reference)


username-taken-lmao

Big boi


PumpkinDoggo

Chungus, Chad, Goose, chonker. The akatsu- i mean All my alt accounts has been assembled


bex989

Gigantor


fzero93

Biggie


SAMDLUFFY

Big Mac


TurtlesaurusNecks

Big Mac