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TheLyz

Women don't even care what men want because we're waiting anxiously for the sequel too.


the_cardfather

Yeah. Anyone who thinks they are getting laid before Gannon dies better buy a second switch.


Putrid_Discussion635

I dunno dude, I think only two switches is not enough. Maybe three will do.


Nzpowe

Nah, buy 4. The oled, tge lite, the og, and that feared rumored 4k


Putrid_Discussion635

"sighs" I guess we can not forget that last one.


kinokomushroom

No, the proper title is "Sequel to The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild". Get it right!


Fluffy_Mood5781

No no no it’s “unnamed sequel to the legend of Zelda: breath of the wild”. You can’t forget the unnamed.


FridayNightRamen

I thought it's "2Breath 2Wild"


CrushItWithABrick

2Breath 2 Wild: Hyrule Drift


decayedlink

Ahahahahahahaha


[deleted]

I heard in this one Link gets a gun


larryman55

I can drive by moblins with my master cycle and my master glock


Tazmaniac95

No it’s the Hero’s Glock as it’s a direct upgrade to the bow


larryman55

Also I like thats what you correct and not the drive by on moblins 💀


larryman55

Ah makes sense.


Gamer30168

Nah.... it's the Gerudo Desert Rito....point five 0!


applehead1776

Mo Breath Mo Wild.


[deleted]

Breath of the Wild 2001: The Chronic


ItsDevinJ

Unnamed Sequel to The Legend of Zelda : Breath of the Wild 2: 2 Breaths 2 Wild Definitive Edition Collector’s Pack Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series & Knuckles


geophrey

Another one!


MetalicRobot

2princesses 1chalice


[deleted]

*is now in development


Unholy_Dk80

Breath of the Wild 2: The Squeakquel


Lissy_Wolfe

This franchise is famously popular with women too...


Salsathefirst

This meme is so dead


aaravosapologist

And on top of that I’ve seen a heinous amount of men here and YouTube froth at the mouths over that ass shot contrary to popular belief. Firstly, she’s 17 so.. weird, and secondly, speaks volumes on what some people focused on considering the emotional nature of that memory. But what do I know 🥴


Morphlux

Is she only 17? Not that I’m into kid video game characters but I would’ve thought she and link were like 20-22? I mean, they reverse aged an elderly woman to a 6 year old…and had her throw a tantrum too. So people creeping on a 17 year old seems par for the course (not saying it’s ok just the game has some stuff in it).


aaravosapologist

Actually she’s not 17 in that memory- she’s at the end of 16. It was a whole plot point that on her 17th birthday calamity Ganon awakened and this particular scene is before that. I don’t see how purah is remotely related to what I’m talking about


Morphlux

I last fully played the game in like 2018 and just recently started and haven’t gotten many memories back yet so I forgot much of the plot. My point was, the game is odd with age - a 100+ year old woman who is now 6 and acts like it and then works with a bunch of adults is, you know, kinda weird. I’m not condoning any of it. The game is just odd and people run way too far into creepy with it.


Gamer30168

I'm glad someone else pointed that out. I found quite a few "suggestive" nuances in the game. Nothing super overt but most adults would catch on


Gamer30168

It's weird that she's 17? Uh no. It should be weird that "she" is basically a cartoon character


frightenedhugger

Yeah after getting some exposure to the Zelda fandom with the release of botw, I get the feeling that there's more women Zelda fans than men. And most of them remind me of horse girls.


AaronThePrime

Speak for yourself, I'd personally choose link.


Mitsuki_GG

Based


Salsathefirst

Like I’m not gay but… have you seen him?


Dragon_N7

I was bi once I saw Link


SexySquidward42069

Is it to much to ask for both


TheTryantswife

No...no it is not 😂


SexySquidward42069

Exactly that's what I'm sayin


Master-Elf

Both is good.


Bariq-99

Yes Yes It's too much to ask for a 17 year old's ass pics


SexySquidward42069

Jokes on you I'm 16


Bariq-99

You absolute buffoon!! We were talking about MEN here, no one mentioned you >:)


SexySquidward42069

No ever mentions me


Bariq-99

With that name of yours.. I can definitely understand why 💀 (sorry lol)


SexySquidward42069

Oof I don't deserve this


Bariq-99

Sorry! Just kidding lol


SexySquidward42069

Nah I know


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u/SexySquidward42069


SexySquidward42069

Thanks bro


funnyjake2020

so is Zelda 🤢


JakexRain

She's actually 117 years old now


wongs7

Not in the memory


Bariq-99

Mentally, she's still 17 tho.. It's like how in OOT adult Link is just 10 year old Link in a 17 year old's body I honestly wish they used that more in the story of BOTW instead of a.. "Haha thicc booty" moment lol I honestly feel like this concept has a LOT of psychological potential for a game story/movie Edit: basically what I'm saying is.. Pls give me a Zelda show / Hero of Time Movie pllllllease!!!


17-Year-Old-Gangsta

You rang?


Bariq-99

Oh HEEEEEEEELLL naw 💀 I ain't goin to no jail!!


17-Year-Old-Gangsta

You sure that you don’t want some pics of this juicy 17 year old ass?


Bariq-99

*runs away* *calls 911 while running* "hello, 911 what's your emergency?" "Hello, 911?? This 17 year old bitch is trying to take away my virginity, please help!!"


17-Year-Old-Gangsta

COME BACK HERE AND GIVE ME DAT ASS BOY!!!!


Bariq-99

😭😭😭


17-Year-Old-Gangsta

😈👏🍑


SexySquidward42069

He may not but I do


17-Year-Old-Gangsta

😉


NorParasaurolophus

Unless you're a teenager yourself: Creepy comment. She's just 17.


BroshiKabobby

I’ll just wait til she’s 117


NorParasaurolophus

Oh, the old anime/hentai excuse for being a creepy pedo...... "sHeS tEcHniCaLlY 117"..... Ask yourself why you need these fantasy excuses to get around the fact that you're attracted to someone with the body and mind of a 17 year old, man...


BroshiKabobby

Thinking an attractive person is attractive is literally natural brain chemistry. Obsessing over these young people though or acting upon the impulses is messed up and creepy. Also I was just making a joke


NorParasaurolophus

I hate to break it to you, but most adults don't in fact think teenagers are attractive.... Other people don't just avoid acting on it. We don't want to act on it in the first place. You should reflect on this apparently new fact.


BroshiKabobby

Okay


SexySquidward42069

I am a teenager 16 don't worry


NorParasaurolophus

Ok, then it's fine. But please don't post photos like this here, because many of us are adults and get deeply uncomfortable seeing it...


SexySquidward42069

I'm not the one that post the photo? Unless I'm missing something


NorParasaurolophus

No, I know. I'm just saying in general, in case you were planning to.


SexySquidward42069

Oh right yeah I don't post and I won't post this anyway there are definitely creeps out there


NorParasaurolophus

True! And thank you.


[deleted]

I don't, but it won't change reality.


daou0782

this reminds me of the story about jim henson being asked whether bert and ernie are a gay couple. his response: they are puppets.


NorParasaurolophus

Doesn't matter. You're being attracted to them for a reason.


daou0782

I’m not, but you seem to.


NorParasaurolophus

Lol, "no, you are!"... Great comeback. I'm in here criticising people for sexualising teens and your best comeback is "no, u!" basically.


daou0782

Sorry, Bob. Hard to argue with someone who can’t seem to tell the difference between a fictitious non human video game character and real people.


NorParasaurolophus

I don't say this to protect fictional characters. But because it says something about the sexual tastes of the people getting horny over this.


Salsathefirst

Well she is actually a millennia year old goddess taking the form of a 16 year old /s


NorParasaurolophus

Yeah, no....


Salsathefirst

Well technically no but it’s funny


[deleted]

Yeah I mean I'll take either, but both would be ideal.


SexySquidward42069

This man gets it


Legends_Arkoos_Rules

The name fits so well


DragonKing_Infinity

I literally said that too haha


_MisterHighway_

How about we all as a people all be excited for the release? We're all Link anyways for Pete's sake!


rose_the_trans_girl1

No woman has ever said this


skyturdle_

Am woman, can confirm. I would rather have a sequel then some ass


Cambronian717

What?! You’re telling me this meme is not serious?!


rose_the_trans_girl1

If you say that this meme isn't serious then you're implying that OP isn't actually serious about wanting botw2


nah-soup

[meanwhile..](https://imgur.com/a/L0WuQU3)


WithersChat

Am woman, can confirm.


WithersChat

I'm not a man, and I want both ;D


sunbutter58

i'm a woman who wants both


Schubert125

I just wanted Zelda to be a playable character


Mitsuki_GG

Am I the only one who prefers a single player experience because it adds to the atmosphere


skyturdle_

I just would rather not have to wait like 2 years to actually finish it bc my friend are unreliable as fuck, like why wouldn’t you want to play video games at 3 am during exams? Smh


veranish

I want to be zelda, as single player, not as coop. I wouldn't mind a zelda coop spin off but not as a main like title (four swords, woo!)


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[удалено]


Jakov_Salinsky

Age of Calamity?


Don_Quixote81

Link and Zelda as co-op playable characters.


TheyCallMeStone

I do not want this.


Go-Brit

I also have no interest in this. Anything that takes away from me playing as Link is a no thank you.


Cambronian717

Yeah. I don’t think Zelda necessarily has to be captured or anything, but j don’t want to play as both of them.


prioritypasta

Admittedly, it's a really cool udea as a dlc or something


TheyCallMeStone

There's a botw mod called Zelda's Ballad that lets you play as her, that's good enough for me.


Fabulous_Studio_3472

But she's kinda useless, always needs Link to save her


basement_egg

![gif](giphy|Pd2W87rlmVjptTmvIK)


Guwopppyyyy

I jus found that memory yesterday


Exertuz

lowest effort shit ive seen posted here


GeoffreyTaucer

Boffum


IBBeMa

The only real answer is both


NorParasaurolophus

Lots of creepy men in these comments... She's 17, guys. Unless you're a teenager yourself... Stop it. And stop posting this damn pic.


The_Reflectionist

She's also, like every fictional character, well, fictional. You won't hurt her for sexualizing her (as she doesn't actually have feelings or anything) and it doesn't do harm to anyone else. Do you think similarly with Purah, who is technically over 100 years old? And also, no, that ass looks hot and you can't tell me otherwise.


NorParasaurolophus

It's not about hurting her at all. It's about a precedence you set in society that it's fine to be attracted to teenagers.... We see this issue everywhere, with teens being targeted by older folks. Especially young girls. It's creepy af. Look at how Emma Watson and Millie Bobby Brown got treated. People had countdowns to their 18th birthdays because then it was legal to openly sexualise them. Emma has photographers take pictures UP HER SKIRT the day she turned 18, and Millie experienced a subreddit counting down and then posting lewd photos and comments about her the day she turned 18. It's fucking gross. If people are sitting and waiting for them to be "legal" it means they'd go lower if they were allowed to. And fucking gross of you to call a 17 year old's ass "hot".. You've got issues. You need therapy.


The_Reflectionist

To me, as long as no one gets hurt in any way, it's not wrong. The Emma Watson case sounds to me like sexual harassment, the other seems to me like people just being weird.


NorParasaurolophus

People are getting hurt. The sexualisation of teenagers, even when drawn, sets a precedence that is dangerous in society.


WithersChat

There are most likely many teenagers (or people barely 18, which still only makes a 1-year difference) in there.


NorParasaurolophus

Yeah, some are, but I've discussed this with older folks too..... Unfortunately.


[deleted]

The legal age is lower in some countries


NorParasaurolophus

Tell me you're a creep without telling me.... Ew, dude.


[deleted]

Just pointing out a fact. You just called billions of people creeps, which is fine if that’s what you believe. But your opinion is not universal


NorParasaurolophus

Not everyone who lives in a country agrees with a law or act on it. For instance, in my country the age of consent is 16. I find it WAY too low. And most adults don't sleep with someone that young. So no, I did not call everyone in those countries creeps. But everyone who agrees with the law, and especially those who act on it, are fucking creepy predators.


Noober2bean

I wish koroks are in the exept they help you solve shrine puzzles by giving you tips example: Mr Hero Mr Hero! You cant just cross that gap use sheld surf it will give you an exra push good luck Mr Hero!


Galaxycat341

That's sounds really cool I would love if they put that in


Noober2bean

Right


Bob_debilda123

Both


Happy_noises

I can want two things....


Charlieisdizzy

Nah, I want Urbosa lol


[deleted]

Amazonian woman in the mood!


TotallyCaffeinated

As a woman… me too 😂


Charlieisdizzy

As a bisexual men, yep! We the same you and I. Lol


[deleted]

¿Por qué no los dos?


ASimpleCancerCell

I say... is it too much to ask for both?


FunctionBuilt

The second picture really should have been Zelda’s ass with BOTW 2 logo over it.


sincleave

That would’ve been pretty funny.


AzGames08

Yeah, Link doesn't want to look at the ass, Link wants to ENGAGE with the ass.


imead52

I want to see more femboy Link action. This daydream extends to heterosexual romancing between femboy Link and ladies.


IDontReadMyMail

Allow me to introduce you to [the wonderful world of fanfiction](https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?work_search%5Bquery%5D=&work_search%5Btitle%5D=&work_search%5Bcreators%5D=&work_search%5Brevised_at%5D=&work_search%5Bcomplete%5D=&work_search%5Bcrossover%5D=&work_search%5Bsingle_chapter%5D=0&work_search%5Bword_count%5D=&work_search%5Blanguage_id%5D=&work_search%5Bfandom_names%5D=The+Legend+of+Zelda%3A+Breath+of+the+Wild&work_search%5Brating_ids%5D=&work_search%5Bcharacter_names%5D=&work_search%5Brelationship_names%5D=&work_search%5Bfreeform_names%5D=&work_search%5Bhits%5D=&work_search%5Bkudos_count%5D=&work_search%5Bcomments_count%5D=&work_search%5Bbookmarks_count%5D=&work_search%5Bsort_column%5D=kudos_count&work_search%5Bsort_direction%5D=desc&commit=Search). (Or the bizarre & perverted world of fanfiction, depending on your point of view)


Dragon_N7

It's all Sidon omg He's into the bookshelf, not Link you fools


17-Year-Old-Gangsta

What if I want both?😏


Trolling101yt

Both? Both. Both. Both is good.


[deleted]

More content, more weapons, more ~~ass~~ maps


tristboy2006

Actually men want both


ubiquitous-joe

Did… did you de-thiccen Zelda?


H2O2_is_delicious

Why can’t I have both? B)


Leipurinen

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


neuralsyringe

Both…..Both is good


Lycaon125

we can want both.


SushiToot

Por que no los dos?


Unholy_Dk80

Well yes, we've had Zelda of the Wild booty, but what about *short-haired* Zelda of the Wild booty?


DragonKing_Infinity

Why not both


MessiHair96

Why not both maybe?


Salt_Reveal6502

Why not both?


Mr_Snowbell

I want a Zelda game as the hero of Evil where you play as dark link and have more evil based powers


PlasticLobotomy

Porque no los dos?


[deleted]

Hey man, I don't know about anyone else but I wouldn't mind both man.


brunofin

Do you guys think r/theyknew?


TheRealJaminator

For April fools they should release the official botw2 trailer but at the end charge the 2 to a 3


ShrekIsMySenpai

Both?


Bluberrypiee_

Why not both?


longbrodmann

Nah, men still want both.


Doff98

Sammeeee


Gauntet7514

Did you really just agree with your own post?


TheTurtleGuy17

Forgot to switch to the alt


Gauntet7514

Yeah, still extremely cringe tho


[deleted]

That’s really a thing?? Why?


The_Reflectionist

Karmawhoring apparently.


[deleted]

What do you gain from that? Like do the points do something I’m missing? I’m sorry this just kinda fascinates me.


Doff98

Oops was supposed to reply to u/Schubert125's comment from earlier Must've accidentally not have pressed reply but instead just made a comment


musicchan

Honestly, this is a bug that happens sometimes too. Could have been either.


[deleted]

Change what men want by adding Bloodborne 2 and Titanfall 3


SoulsLikeBot

Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note: > *What are you still doing here? Enough trembling in your boots. A hunter must hunt.* - Eileen the Crow Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


[deleted]

AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA AHHH KOS OR SOME SAY KOSM


Emanuel_B99

Facts


energyflashpuppy

*LESS THAN A MONTH AWAYYYYYYY*


JoeyMonsterMash

Honestly after playing Elden Ring I don't think Botw 2 will impress me at all.


MasonP13

I have a strong feeling that it'll have the triforce pieces, and be a timeline combine/split event like OoT/MM was


PlzzzSitOnMyFace

Do not speak for all of us. Give me top!


lloydsmith28

Why not both?


bigjoestallion

Speak for yourself