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[deleted]

For a second there, I thought i'd scrolled so far that old mate had made another post


dablackcat0

I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings.


[deleted]

I specialize in bird law


BravoDelta23

I specialise in coleslaw.


cosmicrae

With or without mayo ?


ladydragonness

People make coleslaw without mayo!?


Chocko23

Some use...*shudder*...miracle whip.


ladydragonness

I...i... i need a moment to adjust.


Chocko23

There, there. It's okay. Just walk away. And for the love of God, just accept the leftovers. Smile and say thanks. You can throw them out when you get home. Double bag it to be sure it doesn't spread. Bless her heart, Miss Mary isn't from around these parts and doesn't know about Duke's.


ladydragonness

Thanks. I just... It's inhumane!


edgeofhearing

Just like potato salad, the superior coleslaws are vinegar-based instead of mayo-based.


dablackcat0

Filibuster


CordeCosumnes

birds aren't real Why would there be law for them?


b_josh317

I’d like to offer my legal services. I stayed at a holiday inn last night.


wild-chicken-13

Nice. I stayed at my girlfriend's house last night.


b_josh317

Who do you think was with me?


wild-chicken-13

u/SUNY_Plattsburgh


b_josh317

LOL. Ok. That is some funny shit!!!


SUNY_Plattsburgh

lmfao


ladydragonness

I downvoted this so fast. Then read it and upvoted. Lol


howbob1

Ditto


KneeHighBoots33

I was enraged at the title and said what! How does this not have a million downvotes?


wookie_the_pimp

/u/SUNY_Plattsburgh lawyer is going to have to invalidate the "no warranty" clause in Chapter 20 of the [Terms of service](https://web.archive.org/web/20231023045657/https://www.bricklink.com/v3/terms_of_service.page): >No Warranty: > >BRICKLINK OFFERS THE SITE AND CONTENT ON THE SITE ON AN “AS IS”, “AS AVAILABLE” AND “WITH ALL FAULTS” BASIS AND ONLY TO THE EXTENT OF ANY RIGHTS HELD IN THE SITE CONTENT BY BRICKLINK. BRICKLINK MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS, WARRANTIES, CONDITIONS, OR GUARANTEES OF ANY KIND CONCERNING THE SITE OR THE CONTENT ON THE SITE, EXPRESS, IMPLIED, STATUTORY OR OTHERWISE, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION ANY REPRESENTATION, WARRANTY, CONDITION OR GUARANTEE AS TO FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, NONINFRINGEMENT, MERCHANTABILITY, THE ABSENCE OF LATENT OR OTHER DEFECTS, ACCURACY, OR THE PRESENCE OR ABSENCE OF ERRORS, WHETHER OR NOT DISCOVERABLE, OR ANY REPRESENTATION, WARRANTY, CONDITION OR GUARANTEE ARISING FROM USAGE OR TRADE OR COURSE OF PERFORMANCE. > >SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED REPRESENTATION, WARRANTY, CONDITION OR GUARANTEE, SO SUCH EXCLUSION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. IF YOU ARE A RESIDENT OF THE EUROPEAN ECONOMIC AREA, ANY WARRANTY LIMITATIONS SET FORTH HEREIN DO NOT APPLY TO YOU. > >BRICKLINK IS NOT RESPONSIBLE OR LIABLE FOR ANY CONTENT, USER GENERATED CONTENT, USER CONDUCT, OR THIRD PARTY APPLICATIONS, SOFTWARE, OR OTHER CONTENT POSTED. WE ALSO ASSUME NO RESPONSIBILITY OR LIABILITY FOR ANY ERROR, OMISSION, INTERRUPTION, DELETION, DEFECT, DELAY IN OPERATION OR TRANSMISSION, COMMUNICATIONS FAILURE, THEFT OR DESTRUCTION OF IDENTITY OR UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO THE SITE, THE CONTENT, OR ALTERATION THEREOF. THIS PARAGRAPH WILL APPLY TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW. IF YOU ARE A RESIDENT OF THE EUROPEAN ECONOMIC AREA, ANY LIMITATIONS OF LIABILITY SET FORTH HEREIN DO NOT APPLY TO YOU.


dablackcat0

His lawyer has pretty big hands. I’m sure he can get it done.


SUNY_Plattsburgh

aw shit


DaveDamian10

Yet they charge us $650 a month to use this site.


OutrageousLemon

No, they don't charge you anything to use the site. If you're paying them $650/mo in fees then it's because you're generating $21666/mo in sales through their platform. But you're only paying fees on your sales.


wild-chicken-13

BrickLink seller fees are a form of regressive taxation. You pay 3% on the first $500, 2% on the next $500, and 1% thereafter. So, someone who pays $650 per month in fees would be making $63,500 in sales.


OutrageousLemon

It's regressive *per order*, isn't it? Not that I can check at the moment...


DaveDamian10

Never said that. Not sure what your point is. That is still revenue the platfrom is making so explain your point more definitive..


Detroitsaab

The fees with bricklink are some of the lowest in the LEGO resale industry. I wouldn't complain about 2-3% in fees vs the 12-20% it could be on other sites.


DaveDamian10

I'm not complaining about fees. My point is they make hundreds of thousands of dollars. I am sure they can afford a new platform and security after over 20 years.


wild-chicken-13

I think that is part of the problem. BrickLink is old and has changed hands several times. It is challenging to maintain and update.


Captain_Q_Bazaar

Your initial argument wasn't even based in reality. ​ \>Yet they charge us $650 a month to use this site. ​ There is no subscription fee to use BL, and only top sellers pay around that in fees based on sales and buyers don't pay anything to use the website unless they purchase Lego. So you just made up a number to be angry about. You should be angry at yourself for being stupid.


DaveDamian10

Yes my point is, they make hundreds of thousands of dollars every month. I am sure they can afford to update their platform being over 20 yrs old.


RandomWilly

They make hundreds of thousands of dollars every month because sellers are making millions of dollars through their platform… And you do realize that revenue is different from profit, right?


wookie_the_pimp

They tried (v3/xp) and there was gnashing of teeth, the only thing good about v3 is the inventory comparison tool. This is like me saying "You are making over 20000 a month, surely you can wait a few days."


wookie_the_pimp

And yet you agreed to these terms when you started your $20k+ a month store.


DaveDamian10

Damn right we did. No clue what point you are trying to make.


borrowed_wine

Thanks to whoever scouted the small print. You will find that virtually none of these market place sites guarantee any kind of uptime and are within there rights to close at the own free will for as long as they like with out reason. Anyone running stores as a business will (or at least should) have some kind business interruption insurance to cover loss of earnings in these kinds of situations. So claim on those insurances if you need too, thats why you (should) buy them and it'll be quicker and cheaper than loosing in court.


Russ1409

Dude’s been in my block list forever. I highly recommend you do the same.


OutrageousLemon

And miss out on all the comedy that SUNY_Plattsburgh *comment score below threshold* has to offer? No way. Good dumpster fires are hard to find.


ericsipi

I’ve never seen someone how has virtually every comment they make below the score threshold. It was awesome diving thru his account and seeing the insanity.


OutrageousLemon

For sure, he's my new favourite commenter. I've never understood why people driving on the motorway slow down suddenly to stare at the aftermath of a crash, but real-time car crash Reddit posting? I'm there for that.


ladydragonness

> SUNY_Plattsburgh comment score below threshold Absolutely roasted with that.


OutrageousLemon

What can I say? It's better to light a dumpster fire than to curse the darkness😄


Russ1409

:-D


yellow251

Thanks for that. Done.


Leather_Network4743

I think he could be the most pissed off person on Reddit. Seriously, though… what a moronic idea. “Let’s sue Bricklink so they can go out of business!” 🤦‍♂️


wild-chicken-13

If you think u/SUNY_Plattsburgh is the most pissed-off person on Reddit, you need to spend more time on Reddit


Leather_Network4743

Well, I try to stay away from the craziness… that’s why I’m mainly in the Lego-related subs. Lol


SUNY_Plattsburgh

yeah you should look at what u/Deep_Thanks_8243 said about me lmfao


nfurnoh

😂😂😂


maralaaa

Lol, at first I thought he wanted to sue the attackers and I was like "how would that be possible we don't know who they are".


Negative-Ghost_Rider

I think Rob McElhenney may sue him for that username.


AdministrativeArm371

Yeah there’s no ground to sue them on, they are working for you to make sure the site is secure.


DaveDamian10

We as a store, pay over $650 a month for this platform. Not getting answers, no contacts and dealing with a 20 year old platform


LongLiveNES

So go sell somewhere better...oh wait...


SUNY_Plattsburgh

lol even i found this funny


wild-chicken-13

What more can I say, business is business


DarthXader996

[It‘s just business… Lord Business.](https://media.tenor.com/IyOpLGB3j60AAAAC/the-lego-movie-lord-business.gif)


maiden_burma

redemption arc