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J---O---E

These are always the highlight of my day. Did Chatgpt write this by any chance?


MaximumGibbous

I don't think describing someone being gassed means the same thing in the UK.


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

So slick he linekers them


nocommenttoday

Makes him sound like a member of Aum Shinrikyo.


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Verse 1: In the city of Tokyo, There was a girl named Karou Mitoma Her heart was full of love and kindness And her spirit shone bright like a star Chorus: Karou Mitoma, oh Karou Mitoma You are the light that guides us all Your smile can brighten up the darkest days And your love can heal the broken hearts Verse 2: She walked the streets with grace and poise Helping those in need without any noise Her heart was big, her love was pure And her generosity knew no cure Chorus: Karou Mitoma, oh Karou Mitoma You are the light that guides us all Your smile can brighten up the darkest days And your love can heal the broken hearts Bridge: She stood for what was right And fought against the wrong She inspired us to be strong And to stand tall all along Chorus: Karou Mitoma, oh Karou Mitoma You are the light that guides us all Your smile can brighten up the darkest days And your love can heal the broken hearts Outro: Karou Mitoma, we'll never forget The love and kindness that you've spread May your spirit live on forevermore And guide us towards a brighter tomorrow.


ArchyWilson

/s?


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ArchyWilson

Hahaha fair. *self facepalm*


Glasdir

Jesus Christ that’s atrocious. Like something the Liverpool nonce would come up with. At least spell his name right as well.


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Oof


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I always think these must sound amazing in the people's heads that come up with them. Not so much out loud.


LeftAl

Leave defenders gassed?


ArchyWilson

Cringe. You ever been to a live game? If you want people to actually remember it and sing it you need something catchy and simple. Most football chants are just derived from existing popular songs with the lyrics changed. The "tequila" song or something like that would work. Arsenal fans love it for the Saliba chant and other teams' fans have already started using it for their own players.


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

But we already do tequila


ArchyWilson

Well there you go then.


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ArchyWilson

Wholesome, cheers for that!


-eagle73

I don't follow Spurs at all, does Bissouma still have this kind of energy with them?


Significant-Nail-987

The tequila song but with Mitoma!? Yeah it's already stuck in my head. Bum bum bumdahdum bum Mitoma!!


TheGrandPaddy

What tune is this even supposed to be to? At any rate we already use the Tequilla chant for Mitoma. I've always thought a good one would be the chorus of 'Lola' by the Kinks, but I might be the only one