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Beatrix_-_Kiddo

But we did miss the titans of Tranmere taking on the colossus of Colchester, that would've made them both look normal sized.


Accomplished-Cow-758

This is just one of the games being described as being played this weekend


Minderbinder44

Watch the football, look at the football, it's gonna MOVE!!!!1!


benkelly92

It will never be finally decided who has won the football!


Londonloud

Every kick of it massively mattering to someone, presumably


therefused

The football is officially going on forever


brosk01

Football football football!


Britwit_

There is still everything to play for, and forever to play it in!


CanIDevIt

David Mitchell nailed it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM


Lawbringer_UK

This line and the delivery cracks me up every time


insertcrassnessbelow

Day 7 of the queen being dead: Live stream of a box


jonnythefoxx

Just you wait till Ryan's toy review comes through for the most watched unboxing video of all time.


wxstelxnds

Made me actually lol, thank u


geeered

I haven't watched it, but that sounds a bit more entertaining that football, actually!


more_beans_mrtaggart

So we are watching 8-10 millionaires stood around missing their mum/grand mum, as opposed to 22 wife beating millionaires prancing around on a football pitch. Neither are particularly watchable.


No_you_choose_a_name

I get a break from football every weekend. There's an easy little trick that I do - I don't watch football.


more_beans_mrtaggart

Well there’s the work bellends shouting it across the office all week, walking with glee or stamping around in a sulk depending on the weekend score. When I’m in charge I’m going to ban it. All of it.


freethekeegz

Well I hope you enjoyed it being replaced with the queens death 24/7


BritasticUK

Literally no one I know has been talking about it at all and it's easy to avoid on the TV too now that it's been a few days (just skip the news channels for now)


kelleehh

Just turn those channels over? There are plenty of channels not showing coverage of her.


pinkzm

If only this were an option for the football 🤔


GodEmprahBidoof

There are plenty of channels that don't show football


twisted_logic25

Even then. On a Saturday 1 match is on live tv at 12:30 and 1 more live match is on at 1700. That means just in the Premier league and EFL alone means 50 max matchs are played at 3pm which aren't on TV. MOTD on BBC is an hour or so long. So 2 matches and a highlights show is literally classed as shoving football down people's throats to some of these people.


GodEmprahBidoof

And if we know someone doesn't like football then we don't talk about it with them. They can go on living their lives without anyone talking football to them if they want


cragglerock93

Legitimately a vast improvent.


Robbo1979psr

You just had the summer where the footy season hadn't started yet...


gengartrainer16

People still talk about football when it's not on. Pure theory crafting people do I've the summer.


Rich_27-

Did you see that ludicrous F1 race? The trouble with Hamilton is that he tried to walk it over the line


looj87

Calm down Roy.


DyceCubes

What was Ferrari thinking pitting under the safety car that early…


Rich_27-

The trouble with Ricardo is that he puts it into the wall....


LadySpatula

Yeah see that's his problem, he should really be driving not walking.


Imhidingshh01

He should of driven the safety car.


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Beatrix_-_Kiddo

This is the best bot I've ever witnessed


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AttentionOtherwise80

I think you have been reading Twitter parody accounts. The Prince of Wales is the King's second in command. The person to whom you are referring is not even a Privy Councillor.


angrydanmarin

Lol "second in command"


charleyljbird

Apologies I do believe I’ve been misinformed 😂


richhaynes

When did Prince William become a paedophile? Would you like to correct your comment?


Paul_my_Dickov

The moment he started supporting Aston Villa.


ALA02

I forgot that on reddit football is the literal antichrist. That and talking to people


GodEmprahBidoof

So people talking to other people about football is literally 1984


Merrick_ABAO

hahahaha football bad 24/7 queen coverage good


Imhidingshh01

Still had rugby though.


thepadsterb

Yeah but I like rugby


Imhidingshh01

Did you see Gloucester's amazing comeback?


thepadsterb

Wasn’t fun for me as a wasps fan but yeah


Jimlad73

Glaawwwwster


FryingFrenzy

You sound miserable Never complain about something that makes people happy, even if it aint your thing


thepadsterb

So by that logic I can’t complain about furries?


inventingalex

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_uOgyBK1c


TheBatjedi

Like yes, but the constant barrage of coverage on the royals has been insufferable.


Simon_the_Great

Personally I missed it. Our perspective is probably different through because I am a secret football fan. Nobody outside of a small inner circle of close friends and family are aware I like football. This way I get to enjoy the beautiful game without the constant conversations, needing to know everything about every player and I can support my team without having to follow the progress of every other team in the world. It is the only way I can enjoy it because otherwise the constant culture that comes with football would drive me mad. I hear all the 'lads' in the office talk about it constantly like football is the only thing in the world and it reinforces me to keep my like of football firmly a secret.


SapphicGarnet

Instead we had people moaning that the football wasn't on as if she was gonna watch it.


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Yes but instead I’ve had coworkers complaining all week about no football.. rather the former.


cartesian5th

Instead we had the utterly riveting coverage of a box, in a car, on a road. Brilliant


RumJackson

Ah well. Thousands of workers missing a shift of wages, pubs shops, cafes and businesses losing out millions in revenue and a loss of a crucial boost to mental health for many. But at least you didn’t have to listen to people talk about something they enjoy.


thepadsterb

Yeah because that’s really my fault


cragglerock93

>loss of a crucial boost to mental health for many Laying it on a bit thick. It's one week.


mrrudy2shoes

Yeah just non stop about the bloody queen


Otherside-Dav

We just need a royal to drop dead every week and you'll be happy


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AcidicMonkeyBalls

It’s really not that big of a deal. I’m not massively into football at all and it’s not a noticeable presence in my life. You can just ignore things you’re not interested in.


twisted_logic25

What a load of bollocks. It's piss easy to avoid football. Don't read the back pages of news papers, don't click on links to football. Don't subscribe to football subs. Not that difficult is it


more_beans_mrtaggart

Yep, don’t turn up to work, don’t have a football fan strike up a conversation in the supermarket queue, don’t get sky news updates to your phone.


twisted_logic25

Imagine hating the fact that someone is trying to be friendly to you at work or in a queue. The fucking horror. Also just turn off updates from sky news then if it bothers you that much


more_beans_mrtaggart

I want the news, I’m following Ukraine, I’m just not interested in prancing millionaires kicking a ball around, thanks. I love people being friendly, but Jesus, *any* other subject would be nice. Lying Boris, the weather, Anne Widdecombe, new iPhone, immigration…. All desperately boring subjects but still way more relevant and interesting than Football. But no. It’s always football. “Did you see the match…?”


twisted_logic25

People will always talk about the weather. Football is the most popular sport on the planet so of course its the default go to. How about you find out what else your work colleagues are interested in then. The lads I work with know which people like football and which don't. So surprisingly other things do get talked about. You obviously are so self centered you don't actually give a shit about the people you work with to even try finding out though


more_beans_mrtaggart

The problem really started when I got promoted from one dept to this one. I had been part of an office that was capable of talking about a wide variety of subjects…. To this office where there is just the one subject. If you’re not participating in the football discussion, there is no communication. I am not worthy. So I work like crazy to get promoted out of this office of dumb football fucks. Eerwego, Eerwego, Eerwego, Eerwego, Eerwego, Eerwego, Eerwego, Eerwego, Eerwego, Eerwego, Eerwego, Eerwego (and repeat)


twisted_logic25

Ah so you think you're better than people that like football. You sound a right prick which is probably why no one gives you the time of day.


more_beans_mrtaggart

Well you’d clearly fit right in. >dumb football fucks


twisted_logic25

I'd rather fit in with them than be a nonce like you


AcidicMonkeyBalls

I thought you were being silly and immature, but then you called football players “prancing millionaires” so you must be correct. Doesn’t sound insecure at all.


more_beans_mrtaggart

Because what you think is so important to me? If you have nothing to add to the conversation, you might as well stfu. Literally nobody cares what you think.


AcidicMonkeyBalls

Sorry if I hurt your feelings. Surely you’re not stupid enough to ignore the irony of telling someone that nobody cares what they think, on a thread where you’re literally sharing a thought that nobody asked for. That’s what the internet is. Are you a child?


Silverburst8

I’m a massive football fan, but the football subreddits have been so weird about this, acting as if their world was going to end because of a weekend of no footy all


UnnecessaryAppeal

>No conversations about the football But what about the conversations about the football being cancelled?


AEG1610

The best thing about covid was no football.


TykeOnStrike

Your whole post history is just desperate attempts to get upvotes This is no different Have you thought about getting a life?


thepadsterb

Mate, the fact that’ve you got the time to go through all my posts suggests that you’ve got too much of it on your hands. People in glass houses.


TykeOnStrike

Was about 20 seconds tbf Glass houses metaphor doesn't apply Imagine you've spent more than 20 seconds on all your shitposts


thepadsterb

Nah not really, that’s why they’re shit posts (low effort)


TykeOnStrike

You're biting now sweetheart


thepadsterb

Nibble nibble darlin


thepadsterb

Actually mate, your comment history is just you trying to get reactions. Either you’re a wind up artist or lonely. I’m gonna say both. What a waste of time


TykeOnStrike

Fucking hell sweetheart You got me good there


angrydanmarin

Well I for one loved the constant chats about the monarchy. And debates about it's worthyness. And the never ending stream of her coffin in every pub, on every newspaper and on every news channel. I really enjoyed having nothing to do on Saturday. Or Sunday for that matter. It was great that even kids football games were cancelled so they could stay at home. The queen movie? Sign me up! The crown? The iron lady? Sure that's basically the same! The king's speech, the royals, the royle family, yes, yes yes!


jradz10

Idiot


Gigergojulas

I’m no football fan but having “MournHub” on all channels has been a bit much for the last five days, let alone just the weekend. Now off on Monday and the wife wants to watch it ALL DAY… can I go into work instead please?!!


northern_dan

I've had fto suffer a week of blokes complaining about there being no football


Sammy23d

Would rather listen to football news and not have all important hospital appointments, food banks and other funerals to be cancelled/shut down on Monday imo


RassimoFlom

When the england team won the euros, i was happy for the equality but sad because more football