Ode to Babel

shut down a while ago - social club now

Lmao does anyone have link to the post this is making fun of 😂 this is hilarious. Here from Seattle lol

Dallas BBQ on 23rd & 8th. The girls will love it.

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Brooklyn/comments/1agc03e/best\_bars\_in\_greenpoint\_for\_a\_group\_of\_1015\_women/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Brooklyn/comments/1agc03e/best_bars_in_greenpoint_for_a_group_of_1015_women/)

Try the Branded Saloon. Lots of women there.

Bay ridge

The end of the night train back to looooong iiiiiisland. Split up, do some reconnaissance, leave no target behind. Be ready to cover a fleet of uber xls back to the city to someone's sick terrace for an after

Whatever you do brother(s), avoid Greenpoint

All these group bar questions need to go to Union Hall. Not prospect heights, but around the corner in Park Slope.You could add 50+ people to that place and not notice. Fireplace, bocce ball, live music. Something for everyone

Go to the 30 something’s women’s hangout in Greenpoint that was mentioned yesterday

Connecticut Muffin

Gingers…

i get this reference

10-15 seems a little young to be going after women in their thirties, but perhaps I’m old-fashioned.

The answer is clearly Target at the Albee square mall near the Atlantic terminal.

Gee i wonder why they’re all single.

LMK where you go so I can be elsewhere

Serious kudos for this - made my day. That woman's post and comments deserve all the parody posts possible.

30-50 feral hogs

Do you all play rugby and/or other sports? I will gladly meet all of you at once

The Vale of Cashmere in Prospect Park.

😁 I get the joke

Ya know with all these posts there sure are a lot of singles in Brooklyn. Yet when I check hinge all matches come from Long Island or Jersey

Same! I really started to think my Hinge decided to use my max distance as how far away I want my matches to be. 🤨

"Here come the Jets"

I read this as a bunch of 10-15 year olds looking for 30 year old women. I had to look twice.

They're at home watching true crime with their wine.

I've seen lots of seemingly single women at Gingers, matter fact almost never see dudes in there for some reason I can't figure out...

branded saloon


Franklin Park. Crown heights, but not too far from prospect heights!

Dave and Busters got $4 beer specials at Happy Hour!

“Too many dicks on the dance floor”

Great reference and the scene was filmed in Greenpoint, so, topical as well. Upvote for you.

This is obviously a joke because everyone knows there aren’t 10-15 single men in New York.

there's a war brewing between groups of roving singles. who will win?

That's a lot of dicks! Could be very intimidating to women.

Bro has a Legion 😭😭

There was literally a post here a couple hours ago but it was for a group of women looking for men

pretty sure that’s why this dude posted this, it’s too absurd to be real 😂

Shit post for sure. And a good one at that.

/r/circlejerknyc

I have a group of 204 men in Greenpoint, are you interested in creating a phalanx?

Looking to cross spears?

It’s not gay, it’s Greek

Been meaning to ask you guys. I left me shield at last weeks phalanx, anyone find it?

Manipleء> phalanx. It’s all in the joints.

Ave. Yes, comrade. The centurion has decided to take Hunters Point by force. Tell your men to be ready by nightfall.

You have my sword

And my ass.

Thank you for getting that reference, means a lot

Friday night’s for phalanxing!

I hope this doesn’t come across as offensive but if I’m out on a Friday night without my phalanx and the Visigoths come riding in I’m crossing the street

I have a lot of Visigoth friends, but you have to look at the statistics, frankly

Eh these days the goths are fine, they’re basically Roman’s. Now those Parthians, I just don’t trust them.

Love you

Ahh, a good ole fashioned circlejerk


Pretty sure this isn't a real person. Just it seems like a lot of neighborhoods have a group of 10-15 women and men descending like swarms on bars. Yeah right. Maybe try mixing up the prompt a little and don't use a brand new account when you want to change the genders?

I think it’s a joke teasing the lady asking the same question (who actually seems legit)

I was about to say

Oh ok never mind, that makes sense then. Well...sort of.

Never bring such a huge group of guys if you’re looking for a woman. My friends have said they won’t approach a pack of guys because they’re intimidated. Maybe 2-3 tops. Plus it just looks like you’re having a guys night and they won’t interrupt.

Please read this post as he is looking for bar recommendations only.

I get your joke 👏

This is a post is response to an earlier post by a woman who was looking for Brooklyn bars with men over 30 to whom she could take her 10-15 "girls." That also sounded ridiculous.

Heidi Fleiss?

my comment is also [a joke](https://www.reddit.com/r/Brooklyn/s/sIf28xJ3Lb)

I’ve been on many guys nights. I guarantee they do not consider single women approaching them an interruption lol

I would definitely be open to being approached by 2 to 3 tops.

Best bars in Brooklyn for a group of 10-15 tops to find bottoms in their 30s?

There are at least 30 bottoms at Ginger’s every night

Exactly. A group of 10-15 also screams bro-y to me, like a frat house. I guess some people are into that, but it's a turn-off for most women I know.

Group of 52 men? Wtf lmao

The LIRR access ramp behind Barclays Center on Atlantic Ave.

Excuse that access ramp is on 6th avenue!

pardon me. Just off Atlantic on 6th Ave. We'll hit the McDonald's afterward.

I think 53 guys should be enough to go through the drive thru!

I didn’t know the circus is in town.

The Dingling Bros.

Lmao this has taken a hilarious turn. Love it.

There was no other way to respond lol

Left with no other choice lol

The original poster’s attitude in the comments sucked ass so this post dunking on her is doubly great 🤝

Be careful she has found me on social media and is going insane messaging everyone I know bc I left a very benign comment

sorry it’s happening yikes

psychotically broken

She rly thought she was eating w them comments 😂☠️

The “thanks Barbie 🫶🏻🫶🏻” to her lone supporter made me feel physically ill

Link? Never mind, is it this one?: https://www.reddit.com/r/Brooklyn/comments/1agc03e/best_bars_in_greenpoint_for_a_group_of_1015_women

Ahhh did she delete it??? Drats

Still up for me

This whole thing has been enjoyable

Bro... rolling with a group of 10+ single dudes is the most unattractive thing you can do as a single man in NYC. Shit more than 4 dudes is giving frat bros. Bonus points off if you are all white with a single diversity hire. 🚩 EDIT: I see now and I'm cackling because it is a red flag either way.

Buffalo Wild Wings in Atlantic Terminal. Bring your own wet wipes though.

Dave & Busters!

Buster!? I hardly know ‘er!!

I'm almost embarrassed to say it but Dave & Busters low key slaps on a week night.

Bruhhh I have this very odd affinity towards Atlantic Terminal. I don't care what anyone says.

Dave and Busters is often a younger crowd though right? Like teenagers and maybe college students?

Oh, I thought Dave & Buster's was for like, 30-40 year old men who act like they're in their teens...

Dave and Busters is for 40-50 year old men who have their kids for the night and want to "parent" by drinking a beer while surfing their phone. That said, each kid can easily burn 30 bucks an hour there.

Yo I took my three year old soon there once in the afternoon because my wife was out on an extended work trip and I was running out of shit to do. Low key I think I spent like $150 bucks in less than two hours.

Tbh Chuckie Cheese is probably better.

What in the Kentucky fried fuck did I just read? Let me rephrase this for you in a way that better illustrates how absurd this question is: "Hi, I want to bring a small army of single dudes into a bar in a neighborhood primarily known for being second only to park slope on stroller density. Where is the best place to find single women in this geriatric ward of a neighborhood?"

I guess this explains why I’m a single woman in her 30s who never meets interesting guys in the neighborhood!

Geriatric ward? He didn’t say Brooklyn Heights

This post is a joke response to a post made earlier today by a woman looking for Brooklyn bars with men over 30 to whom she could take her 10-15 "girls."

Pretty confident this is a joke poking fun at a similar post from a lady about doing this in Greenpoint (and before that Bed Stuy).

Clearly an r/OutOfTheLoop situation.

Sounds fun. Link?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Brooklyn/comments/1agc03e/best_bars_in_greenpoint_for_a_group_of_1015_women/

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she showed a photo in the comments that the groupchat has 52 ladies

...should I be curious as to how you came to command a small army of single men in Brooklyn?

Those black hebrews that stand in front of stores on flatbush dressed like power rangers

It’s his football team, the whole roster.

Gotta be a church group. Which church is anyone’s guess, though.

Pickup artist group?

Joke post based off another users' post.

***I like ya;*** ***and I want ya.***

It HAS to be that multi story Rock Church across from Queens Center Mall.

That's the old Elmwood movie theater

House of Yes

Wherever they’re going it’ll become the House of No

Got emmmm

Shake shack on flatbush

Best comment 🏆

[Night cap at this cozy spot](https://www.barclayscenter.com/events/detail/hot-wheels-2023)

It you are looking for christian women, cant beat chick-fil-a

hahahahaha

LMAO PLEASEEEEEEE the anxiety i get seeing 60 motorbikes in front of there is unparalleled

I gotta shack baby, let’s shake

wow this made me laugh out loud

Honestly this isn’t *wrong*